Try To Guess Where This Nazi Link On Fox News’ Website Goes!

by Jack Stuef 1:27 pm January 7, 2011

Must be a mistake! The Democrats aren't doing well in elections these days.
You give up?! It goes to Fox’s topic page for our nation’s Democratic Party. Have we learned nothing from the dog that so bravely wore sunglasses?

Obviously, the Fox News Web people messed up big time here. The correct term is “Democrat Party.” [Fox News via Wonkette operative "Ryan P."]

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Katydid January 7, 2011 at 1:37 pm

I wonder if the average Fox reader will even notice.

Lascauxcaveman January 7, 2011 at 1:38 pm

"Fox reader." Oxymoron?

elviouslyqueer January 7, 2011 at 1:40 pm

~~Oxy~~moron

And fixed.

nounverb911 January 7, 2011 at 2:20 pm: Foxymoron?

Mahousu January 7, 2011 at 1:41 pm

No, just regular moron.

horsedreamer_1 January 7, 2011 at 1:39 pm

This would explain why "Mark Sanford (D — SC)" was going to Argentina so much.

Gratuitous World January 7, 2011 at 1:52 pm

not to mention Mark Foley's (D-FL) love of the blonde hair + blue eyes,,,

ursieland January 7, 2011 at 7:50 pm

Sweetheart…. Mark Foley is a republican. Duh.

Failure_Artist January 7, 2011 at 10:38 pm

Not according to Fox News!

Lefty_Lucy January 8, 2011 at 9:59 am

You're not from around here, are you?

Ursieland January 8, 2011 at 11:37 am: According to his facebook he is still a republican. I don’t care what his voters registration says… he’s a republican. Thinks like one and acts like one.
ursieland January 8, 2011 at 11:45 am: I looked him up – still a republican. I don't follow Fox News… they're liars. I did however find several articles where they have labeled republicans as democrats when they do something stupid. Thats why we all call them Faux News. BTW: I live in South Florida, lefty lucy and I'm a lefty too… I just don't pay any attention to Fox because I want the truth when I look for news.

SorosBot January 7, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Since the original Nazis use of the word Socialist in their party name means they were socialists and therefore liberals, the new Nazis use of Democratic means the Nazis must believe in free and fair open elections.

edgydrifter January 7, 2011 at 1:44 pm

I for one am completely shocked by this error.

GOPCrusher January 7, 2011 at 2:18 pm

I'm 127% pissed off at this attempt to implicate that Democrats and Nazis are the same thing.

Sue4466 January 7, 2011 at 3:07 pm: need to refudiate that

Come here a minute January 7, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Weimaraner rescue site?

BeWoot January 7, 2011 at 7:46 pm: Another smooth move by the Weimar Republicans.

V572625694 January 7, 2011 at 1:53 pm

It should be noted that those auto-linking features beloved of newspaper Websites and, apparently, Fox News, totally suck and always link to something irrelevant.

SmutBoffin January 7, 2011 at 1:54 pm

Seconded. This is an error made by a dumb program, not a dumb human. Fox News has plenty of the latter, too, so I suppose it doesn't really matter.

V572625694 January 7, 2011 at 2:05 pm

And yet your “second” strangely disappeared from the wonkit today. The machines are becoming angered at us. We mock them at our peril.

SmutBoffin January 7, 2011 at 2:07 pm

The Master Control Program no doubt forced my comment to fight to the death with a tweet by Piper Palin. I'm glad it survived.

doloras January 7, 2011 at 3:47 pm: I am convinced that Jim Newell didn't actually go to Gawker, but is now trapped within the Wonkette comments programme, in mortal combat with an evil computer program version of himself.

BarryOPotter January 7, 2011 at 2:25 pm

"Screw all youze machi——————————————————-*

Lascauxcaveman January 7, 2011 at 2:54 pm

Actually, I'm kind of enjoying it. The only comments of mine that have got eated today are the lame, redundant, dumb and not-funny ones. I'm beginning to think of this voracious, random comment-gobbling in terms of a wise and kindly editor.

Lascauxcaveman January 7, 2011 at 2:56 pm

And the fact that we can't comment on the ru9i 9u11iani thread? Let's face it, all possible jokes there have been done. Our wise computer overlord knows this.

glamourdammerung January 7, 2011 at 3:15 pm: I had a few comments disappear today as well.

horsedreamer_1 January 7, 2011 at 2:16 pm

After Ailes referred to liberals as Nazis, though, during the dust-up over Juan Williams's neuroses, it's a little too convenient.

& speaking of The Juan, The Only: I heard his remarks from Megyn Kelly's show, about the decision at NPR regarding the efficacy of his firing. He remarked, "This just goes to show you cannot treat people like trash". Treating them like trash meaning, maybe, I don't know, saying any swarthy looking individual in "traditional Muslin" is a terrorist?

… Oh, that's right, I forget: Juan Williams is the only put-upon minority person, thus the only person who should not be treated like trash.

BeWoot January 7, 2011 at 7:50 pm

You mean, like this?

PublicLuxury January 7, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Error after error after error, and still, FOX News has millions of viewers. How fuckin' dumb are Americans?

freakishlywrong January 7, 2011 at 2:05 pm: REALLY fuckin' dumb.
V572625694 January 7, 2011 at 2:10 pm: That's their whole business model: to plumb the depths of credulous ignorance. "I don't know jack shit, and I'm proud of it! You go, Bill O!"
GOPCrusher January 7, 2011 at 2:18 pm: Review voting results of 2000, 2004, and 2010.
BarryOPotter January 7, 2011 at 2:29 pm: How fuckin' dumb are Americans?

That's a rhetorical question, right? I hope so, because if it isn't, you're going to need an answer from someone with an amazing vocabulary to give you a meaningful, truthful and insightful answer, which I would be more than happy to read. Until then, the best I can do is: "Man, they are sooo fuckin' dumb, dude. So fuckin' dumb."
WriteyWriterton January 8, 2011 at 1:03 pm: 1. Fill box with hair.

2. Add hammers.

3. Set fire to box.

THAT dumb.
Trinket January 8, 2011 at 1:05 pm: What makes you think this was an error?

SayItWithWookies January 7, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Fox News doesn't see a problem — all those Nazis have socialized healthcare, so QED.

imissopus January 7, 2011 at 2:36 pm

I read maybe three comments over at Fox News and found this gem:

This would be Russian Askenazi Jews (note the word nazi in Askenazi)…These Ashkenazi Jews originated in Russia….and they are Zionists which are people who hate the real jews (the heberew jews).

Fellow Jews, we've been found out! The goyim are on to our plot! It was Eastern European Zionists who secretly founded the Nazi Party to kill other Jews so everyone would feel guilty and give them Israel. Hitler was a puppet. Quick! Burn the files!

glamourdammerung January 7, 2011 at 2:49 pm

There is also an "e" in "Jew" and "Hitler"!

I suppose that the part about how we get circumcised so that we can work the decoder rings is still a secret that I am not supposed to mention, right?

PresBeeblebrox January 8, 2011 at 10:24 am: Yes. Also the recipe for high-iron matzos.

mereoblivion January 7, 2011 at 2:51 pm

If Ashkenazi bloodlust is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

V572625694 January 7, 2011 at 2:59 pm

It's bad enough to click on a link to Fox News. Reading the comments is just asking for it.

Although I always knew about this Zionist conspiracy to kill Jews.

MiniMencken January 7, 2011 at 3:07 pm: And let's also note the word ZOG in the Zogby International Polls those people are always quoting. I think you know the ones I'm talking about, eh? And the word "International?" That's the Commie anthem! Case closed, IMHO.

mavenmaven January 7, 2011 at 3:52 pm

There are some nasty haters on that comment page. Ick, I need a shower.

fuflans January 7, 2011 at 6:42 pm

well to be fair, we do our share of hating.

we're just funny about it.

BeWoot January 7, 2011 at 7:54 pm: Really? I sense a lot of contempt. Even detestation leavened with pity. But not much hate. After all, these are our relatives and coworkers we're discussing.

Failure_Artist January 7, 2011 at 9:14 pm

And let me guess…the commenter is one of the "real" Hebrew Jews.

glamourdammerung January 7, 2011 at 2:47 pm

I would have thought that the conservatives would have embraced the Nazis instead of giving "the other side" the credit as it was the closest they have managed to come to their policies kind of working.

Wanted to put God back in the public square? Check.
Wanted to glorify the military? Check.
Whined about the media? Check.
Scapegoated certain ethnic groups and religions? Check.

Sure does not sound like that "democrat party" I keep hearing about.

OzoneTom January 7, 2011 at 2:51 pm

I would've expected it to go to Iott's re-enactor fan site. That's the kind of thing that FOX "readers" WANT to see.

mereoblivion January 7, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Do they have to call themselves the National Democratic Party? Something wrong with National Socialist Party?

WriteyWriterton January 8, 2011 at 1:09 pm: As long as Fox calls Republicans the National Idiot Party, I'm cool.

glamourdammerung January 7, 2011 at 3:13 pm

johnnyzhivago January 7, 2011 at 3:22 pm

You could probably make a pile of dough if you copyrighted everything Nazi and then claimed ownership of it.

BeWoot January 7, 2011 at 7:55 pm: Word<™>.
BeWoot January 7, 2011 at 7:59 pm: Word ™

LionelHutzEsq January 7, 2011 at 4:25 pm

So, Glenn Beck and/or J-Gold are doing the Web Design for FOX now days.

But this was probably a mistake, because as it is written, FOX would be reporting that the Democrats had gained power.

Steverino247 January 7, 2011 at 4:56 pm

Is the National Democratic Party going to make the trains run on time, because that would ROOL!

ShaveTheWhales January 7, 2011 at 5:14 pm

Fucking linkie softwares, how do they work?

A. Really, really badly.

fuflans January 7, 2011 at 6:58 pm

i imagine hitler, goebbels, eichmann, etc. are spinning in their graves being compared to a soft left american administration headed by a mongrel son of an actual african whose recent chief of staff was a ballet dancing jewish son of an irgun member and whose current chief of staff is a dirty dirty irish catholic.

there's some amusement in that.

ttommyunger January 7, 2011 at 10:35 pm

Tides, gravity, Nazis, Softy-Ware Linkies, its all so confusing for a country boy.

Negropolis January 8, 2011 at 1:38 am

Obviously, the Fox News Web people messed up big time here. The correct term is “Democrat Party.”

Before I even read down to this, this was my first thought. FOX is really slipping up, because very rarely do they ever refer to the party as the "Democratic" Party.

What terrible choices they must have had! You know, having to choose whether they should insult Democrats by calling the party by its actual name, or calling them by their actual name and linking them to Neo-Nazi? That's like a Sophie's Choice for them.

PresBeeblebrox January 8, 2011 at 10:25 am: I thought the correct term was DEMON-CRAPS.
JustPixelz January 8, 2011 at 11:10 am: I've watched Fux News enough to know the correct term is "Demon-crat". And I've read wonkette enough to know the correct term is Repuglickscockincloset.

arihaya January 8, 2011 at 12:31 pm