Here Are Some Things Joe Biden Did To Children Yesterday

Our modern-day Richard Dawson had a single tip for every single female child in the Capitol building yesterday. And then he traded a three-year-old a mint for a piece of paper. (Watch it here, the brilliantly titled "Biden Smooth Talks Senator's Son.") If you were watching them read the thing on C-SPAN today, you will know this is what the Constitution says the vice president's job is. [ YouTube ]