Someone is videotaping me, in my spaceship.How bad are things out there this evening, terror-wise? Super bad! In Florida, there is an orange alligator loose. Who would make such a monster? No god we know, that is for sure. Not in America. Also, in the most American fast food place (Baja Fresh) in some mall in some Arizona turd town, a gunman went nuts. Nobody knows what he wanted. More tacos? Probably more tacos.

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