Terror Threat Level: Orange Alligators and Baja Fresh Gunmen
How bad are things out there this evening, terror-wise? Super bad! In Florida, there is an orange alligator loose. Who would make such a monster? No god we know, that is for sure. Not inAmerica. Also, in the most American fast food place (Baja Fresh) in some mall in some Arizona turd town, a gunman went nuts. Nobody knows what he wanted. More tacos? Probably more tacos.
Perhaps the gator is a genetic experiment gone wrong. Don't they always? The idea was to create an alligator that grows in its own taco sauce. After it has grown to term in 2 weeks, all you need to do is get the poor mutant to crawl into a meat grinder and BAM or SQUISH! Instant taco meat. No wonder this guy was shooting up Baja Fresh, he knew too much.
TACOS ARE ORANGE GATORS!!!!11!
Definitely green. Red and orange clash.
If you need a data point, I actually did have alligator sausage in New Orleans once, and it was served with a green pepper sauce. So go green!