Wait a minute, 2010 is over already? And here we are still writing “Fuck the Pope” on our checks! Well, whatever, everything must end — even horrible things like “the year 2010.” And who are the handsome Teutonic Princes in this particular photograph? Just some Midwest Nazis kickin’ it old-skool. The one circled is GOP rising star/”young gun” Rich Iott, who was all set to become the new teabagger congressman from Ohio, but then he somehow lost because THE JEWS were upset just because he likes to dress up in Nazi SS uniforms and pretend to be a Nazi all the time. Jeez everybody’s got to be so “politically correct” these days, you can hardly even get away with emailing everybody pictures of the White House surrounded by a watermelon farm. What a wacky year!
TeeVee’s Jon Stewart held another Glenn Beck rally, which was mostly attended by Internet Memes such as Pedobear.
George W. Bush and his frat brother Tucker Max shared top spots on the “books by assholes” list.
Former sexy lady Michele Bachmann got a very teabaggy makeover!
Which van would you rather have parked in your local airport’s long-term garage, this guy’s or Pedobear’s?
We suggested that Sarah Palin maybe got a boob job, because a Wonkette reader asked us, “Hey, doesn’t it kinda look like Sarah Palin got a boob job?” And that’s all it took for the Entire Mainstream Political Media to run with the “Sarah Palin got breast implants” story, based on our comedy blog post. America sure isn’t getting any smarter.
Despite having a name so complicated that her own campaign staff couldn’t spell it, Lisa Murkowski beat Sleazy Joe Miller with her goofy write-in campaign. (It’s true, she finally won! Of course Joe Miller will never concede, because he’s the second-biggest asshole in Alaska.)
Who can forget the day Dustin Hoffman put on his Tootsie drag one last time, to help his old friend Michele Bachmann?