Wait a minute, 2010 isoveralready? And here we are still writing "Fuck the Pope" on our checks! Well, whatever, everything must end -- even horrible things like "the year 2010." And who are the handsome Teutonic Princes in this particular photograph? Just some Midwest Nazis kickin' it old-skool. The one circled is GOP rising star/"young gun" Rich Iott, who was all set to become the new teabagger congressman from Ohio, but then he somehow lost because THE JEWS were upset just because he likes to dress up in Nazi SS uniforms and pretend to be a Nazi all the time. Jeez everybody's got to be so "politically correct" these days, you can hardly even get away with emailing everybody pictures of the White House surrounded by a watermelon farm. What a wacky year!
TeeVee's Glenn Beck held a picnic for old white people, and the Guinness Book of World Records later announced it was the world's largest gathering of "personal mobility devices."
TeeVee's Jon Stewart held another Glenn Beck rally, which was mostly attended by Internet Memes such as Pedobear.
George W. Bush and his frat brother Tucker Max shared top spots on the "books by assholes" list.
Former sexy lady Michele Bachmann got a very teabaggy makeover!
Which van would you rather have parked inyourlocal airport's long-term garage, this guy's or Pedobear's?
We suggested that Sarah Palin maybe got a boob job, because a Wonkette reader asked us, "Hey, doesn't it kinda look like Sarah Palin got a boob job?" And that's all it took for the Entire Mainstream Political Media to run with the "Sarah Palin got breast implants" story, based on our comedy blog post. America sure isn't getting anysmarter.
Representatives Anthony Weiner (D-Brooklyn) and Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) got blown by a coupla goats.
Even with the burden of complete illiteracy and ignorance, there were (misspelled) signs of something resembling compassion.
The teabagger "movment" taught us more about Americans than we really cared to know.
Despite having a name socomplicatedthat her own campaign staff couldn't spell it, Lisa Murkowski beat Sleazy Joe Miller with her goofy write-in campaign. (It's true, she finally won! Of course Joe Miller will never concede, because he's the second-biggest asshole in Alaska.)
Speaking of assholes, America produced a bumper crop in 2010.
A bumper crop of bumper stickers, too. (It's awesome that he *paid lots of money* for this personalized anti-Obama plate. All proceeds go to the ACLU or gay rights or whatever.)
Who can forget the day Dustin Hoffman put on hisTootsiedrag one last time, to help his old friend Michele Bachmann?
This photograph wraps up not only 2010 but the entire last thirty years of America. It will be on this country's tombstone, assuming the Chinese allow us a tombstone.
You could say "Fergalicious" even.
(Though, according to that song, it's spelled T-A-S-T-E-Y).
i hope everyone remembers that Congress is getting sworn-in tomorrow, instead of just being....(wait for it)...sworn at.