ANNOUNCING WONKETTE’S PERSON OF THE YEAR: The guy who can’t spell “Muslim,” “mosque,” OR “Ground Zero,” yet NOES ENUFF to know he should be bigoted against any two of these things aligning. Yes, it was a banner year for hate on Earth yet again, even when we thought Justin Bieber would finally eclipse it. He didn’t! Hate won at the last second. But at least he made it close. The so-called “Muslin Groud Zero Mosk” was the perfect chance for bitter ever-backwards white people to get mad at the world outside the insular hate Tupperware they reside in and for the conservative opportunists to exploit their fear. Yes, it was a year for hope.
Sure, things seemed simple early in the summer when Peter King first started getting antsy about that community center. How simple it all seemed! Oh, just that hateful little congressman again, being hateful. At the time, we wrote:
Yes. At this moment in history, you certainly wouldn’t want any of that “cross-cultural understanding between Islam and the West” that crazy terrorist imam was talking about.
HAR HAR HAR!
It was a wild time. Chicken-noodle soup was publicly lynched. Terrible music videos happened. All of this while there was already a mosque similarly “at” the World Trade Center site.
At the other end of the rabbit hole, the general-public cretins went back into their own holes. Charles Krauthammer started to write op-eds that resembled treatises on political strategy (the black guy suddenly knew how to do it!) rather than Muslim-killing strategy. Juan Williams was handed a bunch of money from Fox News for saying he gets scared when he sees a Muslim. Alabama store signs were making jokes about using pork restaurants to weed out unsafe Muslims. And Muslim-Americans were being recruited by the U.S. government with offers of money and cars to become fake terrorists so that the government would have some terrorists to arrest and American Muslims would stop trusting their government at all.
You know, back to normal.
And our Bieber lord responded:
What a has-been. Get with the hate, ye damn’d castrato!
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"Yes, it was a banner year for hate on Earth yet again."
couldn't touch 1945, though.
that's a.d 1945, or "the year of our lord, 1945."
Now 1963 might be in that league with 1945, Harvey Ball invents the ubiquitous smiley face symbol. George Wallace stands in the schoolhouse door, Cuba is outlawed, the Great Train Robbery, Christine Keeler and the Profumo scandal, Frank Sinatra Jr. is kidnapped at Harrah's Lake Tahoe., Sam Cooke and his band are arrested after trying to register at a "whites only" motel in Louisiana. In the months following, he records " A Change Is Gonna Come" and JFK is shot.
Lot's of hate in '63.
NPR Talk of the Nation had a piece on White People and their Burdens this afternoon. The first caller attempted to refudiate. Unsuccessfully.
to be completely accurate, our Burden
The White Man's burden, so it has come to this, suffering caused by not working and depending on the labor of others, Blacks, Asians and of course secret Latino illegal immigrants has worn so hard on the the Whitey that he must scream to the rooftops about the terror that is his life. Is that about it? Someone needs to take whitey guns and butt fuck the whining whitey with it.
Thanks for the tip. I'm listening now and WOW! It's weird when the two worlds collide. (internet weirdo's and the REAL liberal media) It's quite jarring. Hearing a academic discussion of the birthers is cracking me up.
"Tupperware! Now with refudiation barrier!"
And that Tupperware Burp!
NPR has to do something to keep their funding safe in tea party america.
Next up, "car talk" becomes a show devoted to maintenance of your rascal scooter. A whole hour devoted to getting fart smell and cheeto stains out of the seat.
I think a silent troll is purging pee. Perhaps the teatarded one is looking for a Golden Shower?
There I gave you 1 pee. But do tell how one purges pee. It doth not make sense.
I think the process is called diuresis.
Triper57. Wanted in ten states.
He's mean. And a dootyhead.
Did that one really persistent troll disappear while I was off being a neglectful wonketteer? I forget her name, but she was annoying as shit. Perhaps she is the pee thief?
Are referring to our beloved pauletteann?
Yes! Did she get the banhammer, or is she just dormant?
Seems one is lurking about.. Silently reducing our p scores by one. The troll got a few of my comments today. Trolls can be fun, when they have the guts to post. Silent trolls are just the VD of blogs, it's hard to get rid of and it gets worse when untreated.
I gave you a little p luv to get you to any even zero.
Evidently she still afflicts us. We normally go about our lives hardly noticing her presence, but yet she is there, behind the scenes, domiciled in the lower bowels and colon of the body wonkett, where she finds the habitat to her liking, quietly doing her nasty business. In other words, latent troll is latent.
The troll preys on many 1s reducing them to a 0. Especially singled out are commenters who successfully mix it up with them (catch them on a point and make them writhe and switch subjects). I've been restoring wherever I find this since there are no zeros among those. The cost is small in the big pee picture, An annoyance at worst. Happy new year all.
I have grandchildren who wouldn't be who they are unless WWII happened as it did.
US Airmen in England found dates and fell in love. The rest is history.
Three problems the Brits found with the Yanks: They are over paid, over sexed, and over here!
far as that goes, neither my wife nor i would have happened at all had it not been for the second world war. i am sorry so many tens of millions had to die so that we two might be born.
FUCK YU JUSTIN BEAVER!11!!!
GO BACK TO CANADIA!!1!!!
::runs around the front yard in circles, waving arms wildly::
"I've met a lot of kings, and emperors and heads of state in my time, Joshua. I've met them all. And you know something? I think I liked you best."
– Death to Joshua Norton, in The Sandman: Fables & Reflections, "Three Septembers and a January" by Neil Gaiman
Masked Mulins support the Terrer Mosk at Grounde Xero, and no true patreeot can fale to see past there strategery.
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So the Person of the Year is the typified Islam-hating American? That doesn't carry a lot of journalistic sex appeal, you know? Could we sexy it up with maybe a Blingee with Terry Jones and Peter King and some crusading knights, or pork products?
Time Magazine used to name an actual person — or a Man of the year — and not a collective noun of some sort. Those were the days.
Let's use Tom Jones instead of Terry.
Mark Suckerborg got declared MotY, despite everyone using twitter now.
Hey, the way I figger it, half of the men of the Year are women! Is that some carzy shit or what?
I am hopeful its only one more year till most of the haters get raptured up, and we can enjoy our Campbell's soup again without worrying what they will say when we all get turned into secret muslins.
You can enjoy your halal-free Campbell's soup down here. The halal products are made in Canada, and there's no rapturing there, anyway. When Canadians die, they go to the Bahamas.
Meant to reply there, sorry.
indeed that, which was conjoined with the climax of a great migration of various millions of persons hither and yon about europe as various final solutions continued to be applied to pesky lingering problems of racial minorities or even majorities living in locales where as it turned out they were not desired, even though in many cases they had been there for centuries. if they did not "voluntarily" hit the highway to hell, they were gifted with "bullet-passes" on the highway to heaven.
while on the other side of mother earth, there was the western imperialistic crushing and partial incineration of the greater east asia co-prosperity sphere.
in all cases, a great deal of fresh organic fertilizer was applied, even in places where crops had not grown in years, if ever, and a massive amount of urban renewal, or at least the initial "tear-down" phase, reached its culmination.
Or, in other words, the conservative "good ole days." You know the halcyon days of yore, when certain people knew their places, and when gasoline was a few pennies on the dollar.
Yes, it is a year for hope. I hope these batshit-crazy pieces of shit all get eye cancer.
I was hoping for something that would first affect their voice box, so no longer would I hear their bullshit words rattling out of my television.
Seeing as the all have the brains and personality of Skoal Rebel, can't they just do the decent thing and get the old tobacco throat rot?
The Ground Zero Mosque was one thing, but when the libtards want to build a communist Mosque less than 690 miles away from Wall St. in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, then that is where meself and Presidential Candidate Michele Porkmann draw the fucking line. Let me ask you this: would the Dallas Cowboys build a practice facility right down the street from Daniel Snyder's outdoor shithouse? I don't know. I don't live in the District. Maybe you do.
The stadium isn't located in DC, it's in Maryland in a made-up county so Jack Kent Cooke could get away with all sorts of flagrant violations…
I have a feeling that I'm probably going to like this Canada place if I end up moving there on Jan. 20, 2013.
no time like the present to secure one's passport.
l live close to this Canada place and recall as a high school student many of us in the technical high school building 40ft antenna sections so that we could watch the baby blue movies on Canadian television. Friday nights at 11:30 were a time to be home watching the movies, then out to the bar to find the late left over sure thing. (Circa 1971 when I was 18 and we could drink at that age).
Ah, I would move to Canada in heart beat, but now I am too old and they don't want immigrants of my vintage.
And with the global warming that Tea Party America will allow to happen, the winters may actually be quite mild.
remember all those christian martyrs who died by stoning, crucifixion, crucifixion upside down, burning at the stake, impaling with spear, impaling with halberd, beheading, flaying, hanging, roasting to death in a bronze bull, etc.???
this is EXACTLY like GZ mosk christians today.
only with less body fat.
It's the fat that flavors the meat.
The lions will be full before all the christians are eated.
And now, a simple message from UnReal America for the haters on the right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02lXLiFsRtE
along those lines…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xASP72P2vY0
I'm sorry did you say something? I'm watching the re-run of House and during commercials NCIS. You were saying?
Hum. Well, I don't think that the general population will stop hating the differences between one another. Lets see, we could go back a thousand years and see the same shit going on then.
Insanity is defined as repeating the same mistakes over and over and expecting different results!
Can we all agree that Wolf Blitzer and his holograms, by not calling bullshit, enable hateful rumors to flourish?
First we need to agree that Wolf Blitzer is of a species known to man not some man/dog/pig posing as a journalist.
A Buffalo boy and much like the Bills and Sabres a loser, but a loser with his own TV show.
Manbearpig? I thought that was just a crazy Gore fever-dream.
Anything is possible down at Dr. Moreau's Cable News Network.
I'm surprised that they didn't go with the less controversial:
"President Obama isn't a Muslim?"
The question mark means you are fair (and balanced).
2010 will be remembered as the year Wolf Blitzer didn't settle any wingnut arguments, simply because the two-and-a-half minute segment ran out, necessitating that he just 'leave it there.'
Wouldn't it be nice if 2011 was the year that journalists dropped the phrase "to be fair…" blah, blah blah. Or "extremists on both the right and the left" blah, blah, blah. Or when any negative story about FOX news wasn't immediately followed up by "MSNBC does it too, on the left." Because sometimes….it's just not the same.
And people need to call the assholes out (people other than Jon Stewart, that is).
Coming up next on CNN: Scientists say the sky is blue; Wolf Blitzer investigates
Well as i mentioned in another post, Wolfie is from Buffalo and blue sky would be a very novel event.
You know, as a New Yorker, I just want to point out that calling it "Groud Zero" is still vastly preferable to calling it "9/11".
As a not-a-New-Yorker, I second that emotion.
I also wish that there were a better name for posterity than "Groud Zero", which — due to my age — is a term permanently reserved in my brain for the point of impact of a ground-burst nuke. Silly person that I am, I'm sort of attracted to the odd phrase "World Trade Center", but I expect that GZ has developed legs.
The Wonkette Person of the Year Is (cue tympani roll, cymbal crash in 3…2…1…) The American Dumbass! YAY!!!11!!!! USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!11!!!111!!!!111
(Clutches bouquet to chest, Tiara Applied, Mascara Dripping Down Cheeks)
The Fuckin Chinese and Demoncraps cain't take this away!
Sounds like Justin Bieber goes to one of those socialist churches.
And I can say with 100% certainty I'd rather read a Bieber article in TigerBeat than anything Krauthammer has ever written. Conservatives better be careful – they mess with the Biebs, and they can forget about the youth vote in 2016.
Krauthammer just signed a long-term deal with TigerBeat.
Ha ha! Nice one! "Conservatives" and "youth vote"…oh, that's just precious.
Perhaps they should have built the mosk in Alaska. I hear the people there are very tolerant, in the traditional Christian sense.
At least Kraut-Boy stands by his, I mean, he doesn't just talk the talk, he …..I mean don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in his….Well, he CAN jump to conclusions, anyway.
Whenever I'm feeling depressed I just imagine the Hammer of Krauts, on the edge of the swimming pool: he is saying "Look at MEEEEEEEEEE.."
Or, watch this!
What, he's got springs in the chair now? I wanna see that on YouTube.
That's the only exercise most 'Merikans get nowadays.
His boots were made for walk,..um…Roll on Columbia, roll on?
“He rolls the line, because he whines”
When you called him Kraut-Boy, for a good ten seconds I thought you were talking about the Germanic Justin Bieber, easily, the tiniest person of German heritage you'll ever find.
My god, I've just connected the dots: Justin Bieber is a secret German Nazi.
Boyz from Canada?
Explains the Hair-Helmet.
I saw him hitchhiking once…I said "hop in".
Not credible; he would have to remove one of his thumbs from his ass.
So what exactly is a "mosk" – is it the same as a moss-kew?
In this case, it's the same as a community center.
It's a furrin word, we can misspell it any damned way we please.
Damned straight, with it's silent, Frenchy "que". To hell with them Latin(o) (Mexican) spellings.
I thought it was short for mosquito. Huh. So it wasn't standing water and bugs that got all the red-faced white-hairs in a lather this past summer? I thought maybe malaria had addled their brains.
"hate Tupperware" is pure poetry.
I "hate Tupperware" too, when it melts in the microwave.
I am going to email this artikle by Jack Stoof on Wonquette to all my friends on Fasebook!
Wonkette: 95% of my exposure to Justin Bieber.
Okay so I may be a little late to the fray here but speaking of the "victory mosk" as wingnuts loved to call it I was struck by some interesting similarities to the Civil Rights battles of the 50's and 60's. I read "Letters from Birmingham Jail" by MLK and the similarity between the bullshit ADL's letter joining with the bigots is astonishing. Six white pastors wrote MLK while he was jailed and played concern troll essentially saying he was making racists mad and although the sympathized with him, he should just stop and shut up. MLK's response? A very eloquent way of saying stuff it. I just find the astonishing similarity between a demonized minority trying to express its rights and being screamed at by a bunch of fat, southern, white, stupid, inbred, retarded, inbred, racist bigots for doing so was just astonishing. I also noticed that the great "fury" of the bigots died down the moment the 2010 elections ended just showing that just as the Dixiecrats used such neanderthal hatred as grist for elections thus the GOP is more than happy to use it now.
You are right about that issue dying after november elections, Bloomberg seemed to call it in an october interview on the Daily Show.
Sorry to reply so late. Happy new year to you.
I agree with all of your rant except for the slur against the Neanderthal. They were a minority and we, likely, annihilated them. Judging from our indigenous practice of trepanning to increase spiritual connection (we used boards to generate a Neanderthal looking, sloping forehead), they were probably more peaceful and thoughtful than we were. You just can't get any nastier than homo sap (wise man).
I guess that even though this issue is long-gone I still find these fat pasty honkeys repugnant just as much now as I did during their summer of hate. I love that they now, just as back then bitch that the majority of "We the (White) People" aren't being listened to and have fashioned some sort of crazy honkey civil rights movement aka the teabaggers. Here I was way back in 2008 naive enough to think the absolute void of ideas and destruction of the fascist right meant the GOP might stagger back to some sort of sanity; silly me, that's what I get for having hope for humanity and the progress that's been made since the high point of honkeyism in the 1930's as having now completely collapsed honkeyism.
Jeebus creeping God, I was just trolling a wingnut site and came across this terrible prayer. I don't remember being taught in Catholic school to begin my prayers with wishing good morning to God, though. Still… WTF.
Good day to You dear heavenly Father. Father God we ask of You to help us bring and end to all the deceitful and devious ways that our illegal President and his staff and supporters have been and are doing to ruin our country and our Independence. What a great way that would be to start the New Year. Show them that You are in control, and show them that Your will and the will of the People will be done, not theirs. Show them that those who love and obey You are rewarded with Your blessings, and You do hear and answer our prayers. We ask these things of You dear heavenly Father YHVH, in Yahshua Messiah, Jesus Christ's precious name. Amen.
Holy Fucking Shit.
There is a certain Ricky Bobby quality to this prayer. Dear 6 pound, 9 ounce Baby Jesus, please smite and lay waste to our enemies and give us all unlimited KFC forever, amen.
For freakishlywrong:
"Holy Fucking Shit ", Jesus said, turning slowly to His Father, an aghast look on his face. "WTF, Dad, I mean really, WTF?"
God bless Walker and Texas Ranger.
Maybe their heavenly Father has already shown that He is in control, by supporting "that one".
See…I don't get the language used here. When I'm in my car (which is where I do most of my praying), I'll be listening to the radio and hear something about some fuckwit somewhere doing something horrible…my prayers usually start with, "wtf God…really, wtf?"
Yeah, I say this prayer right before I eat my morning meal of McRibs & corn nuts.
"Good day to You dear heavenly Father"
So he can have a bad day and this shit is going to improve it?
Where in the Constitution is separation of church and state? Just like Christine O'Donnell in her big debate zinger I know it sure is not in the First Amendment, or any other place you can think to look. It's only in the activist judges, because My Constitution's original intent is to keep the free exercise of Christianity, and the rest can go to hell, which they wil because my Bible says so..
If these fearful whities find Justin Bieber's popularity among teens to be too influential in a positive way instead of progressing fear and hate, it explains the Right's desire to inflate the sense of popularity for talentless bitches like Xtine O and Sarah P.
Xtine has been tipped off from good fearful citizens that the federal investigation into her personal spending habits with OPM (much like Joe Miller and Sarah Palin) is a personal abuse of power by bitter winner of a larger and more important job two years before, Joe O'Biden.
Unlike a Palin / O'Donnell / Bachmann Administration, Barry and Joe have not instituted a Department of Payback and UnAmerican Activities.
What is this retweet of which the Beiber speaks? Is that the opposite of advancing on the enemy?
Maybe 2011 can be the Year of the Million Man Mosk March! July 3 would be a good day, just to pick a day at random of course.
Mosk … for Men
Mosks are how we hide our faces for Halloween.
If you thought this year was bad, just WAIT for next year. Remember that 2011 will be the 10th anniversary of our glorious 9/11 (technically, the 9th anniversary, as the first was the inaugural, but that's a fight long lost). The joyous celebration should start right after the new mouthbreathers of the 112th are sworn in.
I'm surprised that Justin Bieber didn't quote the real Jesus, who uttered the following words in one of his most famous sermons:
Children dying, oh so fast, from this or that
Needing that money, smoking that dope and doing that crack
Ten years old, stand outside—better look out!
Dead and gone, never had a chance
What's it all about?
That's word, we pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
Amen.
Oh yes. Judgement. Sweet, sweeeet New Year's judgement. I hope all teh gehys catch on fire.
I respect all people who spout gibberish on twitter an equal amount – (not at all).
Second this. Sometimes I get a little… neurotic… and F5 becomes my best friend, and it's a surprise to see p going down for numerous folks on otherwise wholesome bullshit-filled posts.
I have seen evidence of the peatard stealing the p, but I figured if your life is that devoid of meaning that you need the pee of others so be it, take the pee.
If Pee is needed, let us quaff our coffee or beer or both and let it flow let it flow let it flow.
doth thou quoteth Jaye Elecronicaticus?
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