Remember when those people opposed to the “Ground Zero Mosk” embarrassed our country over the summer, and then the international news media moved on? They didn’t, apparently, and now they have come to the next front in their epic battle to bring xenophobia to New York City: finding famous people who supported the right of Muslims to have that community center built, and boycotting them. Enemy number 1, according to their Facebook profile image: Justin Bieber. Now, according to Salon, Justin Bieber never actually said anything about the “mosk,” and the source seems to be a story on a fake news site. But that’s not important. What’s important is these people vacillating on Facebook between wanting Bieber dead and deciding to pray for him and Canada, that they too may one day hate Muslims.
“I informed them, ‘Hey guys, guess what? Justin Bieber spoke out for the ground zero mosque,” [community center opponent Andy] Sullivan explained to Salon in an interview. “My little girl took down his poster and said she didn’t want to have nothing to do with him any more. These are my kids, they’re living this thing.”
They are living this thing! Our future Nazi leaders, in action.
Let’s go to the Facebook comments!
Haha, this CHILD is so immature he has probably never even called a Muslim a mean name! Spending your time on Facebook opposing the theoretical construction of a single building in a city of skyscrapers thousands of miles away is how you act like an adult, you idiot!
Those Canadians just do not understand that you have to bomb Muslim countries and in turn get bombed by crazed Muslims. It’s called being a hero!
Poor Canada, living peacefully and inclusively with its peaceful Muslim population for decades. Perhaps, if we let Jesus know, He will help them murder the Muslims in their sleep.
Also a target:
Of course! And:
These people are really good at planning things. Perhaps they can pull together a terrorist attack of their own in due time. Mazel tov! [Facebook/Salon]
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Andy Sullivan?
Double life?
That would explain that absolutely fabulous Star Spangled Helmet.
jesus, you guys srsly stop, you're already ruining the new year.
Damnit, Wonkette!
Now I'm supposed to support J. Bieber, just because he's the enemy of my enemies (for completely made-up reasons, but what's new about that)?
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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At least the Dixie Chicks had talent, despite singing country.
Natalie Maines is also a much more beautiful woman.
Hey, just because Justin Bieber is a lesbian doesn't mean he's any less beautiful!
Perhaps if we wave more Justin-Bieber-shiny-objects in their faces, they'll forget about our favorite Muslin/Commie/Nazi/Lizard Overlord?
Oh, but didn't you see the mention of Nobamer up there? Apparently he's a child, just like Beeber, but most importantly OMGZ DARK PPLE IM SCARED HE MUST WANT TO BLOW ME UP!
I just hope (Copyright 2008, BHO/Shepherd Fairey. All rights reserved.) they get so immersed in their thread-tangents that they forget the main point of their crazytalk. Like we do. Here.
Eh. I would love it if they switched their target from Obama to Beiber… he just seems a little too white for them to do that (at least for long). Then again, he is Canadian (I'm assuming from all the hate/bomb/pray for Canada logic), which makes him a furriner, so you never know…
And being Canadian, he's obviously snuck over the border to take advantage of our fine for-profit healthcare.
He's not just a Canadian, but a Canadian emulating black America. I always feel awkward for him when I see him giving interviews in his most bestest, affected black accent.
Pray for Canada.
That is the meme for my New Year. I think I'll put it in the signature of my work e-mail.
I am boycotting that comment. Instead, I will watch Murder, She Wrote.
I am boycotting your boycott and replacing it with Murder Canada, which is the logical follow-on to Blame Canada.
I am boycotting your comment and replacing it with a screen-scrape of Cynthia Holt's comments from Facebook.
So many ways of interpreting that line! "Pray for Canada" to liberalize immigration from America. "Pray for Canada" to finally be noticed as an alternative way to live on this continent without fucking up everything. "Pray for Canada" to impose sanctions on America until Barack Obama, the unemployed and the un-health-insured are treated humanely. "Pray for Canada" to continue behaving more like the EU than the US.
PRAY for Canada? No! God DAMN Canada!!!!!!one!!!
On the one hand, lies and xenophobia. On the other, less Justin Bieber fans. Do the ends justify the means? Decisions, decisions…
If it took this for people to boycott Bieber, then I consider myself ahead of the curve.
"Because I hate Muslims, I'm not going to watch fat people lose weight anymore on TeeVee!'
My God. Such outrage is sure to be heard.
The 'Merican flag really should have some mean streaks running alongside those stripes. Dumb, ugly means streaks, smeared on with stupid pudgy fingers.
Oh, that would be the confederate flag. Two very big mean streaks.
In any case, I am all for beating up on Justin Bieber.
Blame Canada. They're not a real country, anyway.
Kids are not the only things that are impressionable. So is tin. And Play-Doh.
first they came for the insufferably cute, but i was not insufferably cute, so i said nothing…
Come now, all cats are insufferably cute.
be that as it may, today, for the first time, i availed myself of the modern now a-go-go digital communications network to learn about justin bieber (all i knew about him came from wonkette blingees) and catch some of his youtubes. there is such a sweetness about him in what i saw, i can only cringe with foreboding at what evil twistings the gods, fates, and furies may hold in store for him. they play with us mere mortals the way a cat plays with a catnip toy.
speaking of which, i left a catnip mouse around here somewhere…
Bleh. I wish they had suffocated him at birth.
Maybe he is the replacement for someone far worse who was indeed suffocated at birth. Careful what you wish for.
Wait, what was that bit at the end about Biggest Loser supporting muslims? Don't just drop that little "bomb" and then run away, Jack.
Did you ever see a fat suicide bomber? Huh? Didja?
Yes, but not for long.
dude, ads for Depends and gout? what is happening to us?
It's not the go-go nineties anymore, gramps. It's a new world, where Justin Bieber exists, and he won't get off my lawn!
yeah I am really starting to miss the nineties, but whatever, college girls are still hot and slutty…
The home-skooled are hosing a hoser over horsepucky headlines? How holesome, fundamentally that is.
also, with a name like "Alida Zichetello," where the fuck is YOUR country? cuz it sure as shit aint USMERKA!
The need to be outraged is strong in this bunch. Someone should tell them that anything deep fried is Muslim holy food and watch the fun.
Tigar Beat?! Really? It still exists (even misspelled). I thought for sure after Napoleon Dynamite it would have at least changed to Liger Beat.
What's a Justin Bieber?
"Someone tell him~what happened on 9/11. someone tell him~when you go to another country, you DON'T disrespect it's citizens. someone tell him~why they REALLY insist on putting the mosque there…"
Someone needs to tell Cynthia she's a fucking moron.
Once again, I blame Reagan. If that fucker hadn't decided jails, the streets and suburban kitchens were better for housing the mentally ill, we'd still have asylums for these people. And Beck (the cryer, not the singer) too also.
Obvs it's a victory dance for Tiger Beat.
Or Tigar Beat
Don't you dare tell her that!
I <3 Cynthia
She needs a blog. She could start by standing in for Pastor Swank.
I hate to say it, but a lot of Leftists, many of the same who are ragging on Obama for not getting a Public Option & such as, were four-square with Reagan on deinstitutionalizing the mentally ill. For human rights. Oh, those schizophrenics, they don't need to take their meds if they don't want to — they have rights.
Could you mention a few sample Leftist names? 'Cause I lived in Cali during the reign of Gov St Ron-bon, and I don't remember that. Of course, that could have been the meds
cynthia~ someone tell her~ you can't substitute tildes for all other punctuation marks~ she is grossly mislead~~~ PERIOD~
~~I don~t know~~kinda like it~!~1!!
Because ~ I could not stop ~ For Justin
He kindly stopped ~ For me ~
The Facebooks held ~ But just ourselves
And scattered ~ Random tildy ~~~
First, someone will have to tell her what a tilde is. Cynthia thinks it is a pinky rest with a squiggle mark on it.
Better yet, tell her that it is frequently used by MESSICANS!!!!
Cynthia is actually incredibly subversive. She's posing as a right-wing nut job, but what she's really doing is introducing a foreign diacritical mark as punctuation in order to increase the multi-culturalism of the English language, so that Jesus will cry and we will all become a nation of Muslins.
I've been using tildes for almost a decade, now.
They're for separating your message from the trailer junk and such as.
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I thought a tramp stamp was for separating your trailer junk from your message.
No, you're thinking of the tip rail.
Those don't represent punctuation ~(-:
"My little girl took down his poster and said she didn’t want to have nothing to do with him any more"
That does not sound like something a little girl would do, but it does sound like a story a wingnut might make up to give himself some bigotry cred.
The tell is the grammar. If it were authentic, it would have read "and she didn't want to have nothing to do with him NO more."
I just couldn't get past the double-negative. It shouldn't surprise me anymore, and like edgy said, if it were authentic it probably would have been a quadrouple-negative.
"she ain't gonna have not nothing to do with him no more."
Her little girl must be dating the lisping racist kid pundit now.
How womantic.
I pray for Canada every day, milord, and the sooner I get there the better.
I've heard that if you play Bieber albums backwards it's a recording of Osama bin Laden chanting "Allu Akhbar"…
I thought it was YVAN EHT NIOJ?
Blame Canada?
Pray for Canada?
I'm confuzed.
Thank you Mosk boycotters! Now I have the jazzy little Peanuts theme playing in my head, and that is a pretty decent way to try and forget about a bunch of racist assholes.
I am now forced to boycott the Charlie Brown Christmas Special for at least the next 11 months, and instead buy a new bottle of Maker's Mark.
Someone tell Cynthia Holt she is a cunt.
+1 for great use of the words "Cynthia Holt" and "cunt".
I'm giving her a +1 for the use of "Someone" at the beginning of sentence, as well as the selection and order of the words that follow that most auspicious start. Well done, Limers!
I find it wonderful that she's willing to make Justin Beiber, of all people, Rolling Stones caliber "forbidden fruit". That's just pathetic.
I've known cunts. I've been friends with cunts. And Cynthia Holt is no cunt. A twat, perhaps, but not high-class enough for cuntery.
I own a cunt, sir, and she IS a cunt.
Sigh . . . very well. Can we at least preface the word with something descriptive and appropriate for her, like festering, putrid, or cankerous?
How about "yeasty" or "pestiferous"?
"Bachmannesque"
Oh Lizzie, stop insulting your cunt! I'm sure it is more sensitive and flexible than a dried up old "Cynthia Holt", which sounds like more of a sausage grinder.
Game. Set. Match.
It is not good for fucktards to think too much about J.B.
Such thoughts cause uncomfortable stirrings in portions of the fucktard anatomy that would remain unmentioned in polite society if such a thing still existed.
I think the one thing I admire most about these Unhinged Reichtards is their command of every aspect of the English language.
It must be difficult to live with such a limited means of expressing yourself, married to the temperment of a moray eel and the critical reasoning ablities of a sulphur crested cockatoo.
They don't care. Thinking is Socialist because it makes their heads hurt.
Intolerance they name is Christianity which has NOTHING to do with Christ. "Christians" have been slaughtering Mawsluns forever. How many souls have been lost to the cult of Christianity?
Beiber is obviously an intelligent young man despite of the way he combs his hair.
And we wonder why people want to bomb us.
Don't they know that "A Charlie Brown Christmas" is only a thinly-veiled Marxist indoctrination piece rejecting capitalism and celebrating a limp pagan icon? Good grief.
That's it! I'm burning all my Justin Bieber albums and memorabilia! Now what am I going to do about this Bieber tattoo on my butt?
Kids these days. . . with the hair and the music and clothes . . . (remember when?)
I am clearly not getting the full Facebook experience. Craig Fowler, Hemp Dogbane would like to be your friend. And that's a fucked up way to refer to a pigmented terrorist.
No kidding. Where do I find facebook friends like that? Even the wingtards from my East Texas high school mellowed out a bit after I posted links to the Mayo Clinic health policy blog in support of Obama's HITECH ARRA initiatives, along with a few of the more amusing and/or insulting links from teh Wonkette.
Islam is not a religion? Let's see:
1. Believes in jealous, all-powerful sky-god Nobodaddy who cannot countenance other deities;
2. Adheres to strictures in incomprehensible ancient text allegedly dictated by (1) to some "prophet";
3. Uses real or imagined slights to (1) as justification to annex territory and slaughter innocents; and
4. Cherry-picks items from (2) to claim holy goodness, while ignoring same when they might interfere with (3).
If that isn't a religion, then Glenn Beck isn't a Mormon!
You've got to put yourself in the full insane fundie mindset. Sure, Islam may seem like it's pretty much the same as Christianity except with Jesus as a prophet instead of god and a few stuff added at the tail end, but these guys actually believe that demons exist, and Allah was one of them, and as Muslims are actually devil worshipers.
Now that may make Scientology's Xenu story seem downright sane, but these people are actually batfuck crazy enough to believe it.
A good way to explode wingnut heads: point out that, when the Bible is translated into Arabic, "God" is translated to "Allah". (Or even better, hand them an Arabic Bible, tell them it's a Qur'an and get them to burn it.)
1. Believes in jealous, all-powerful sky-god Nobodaddy who cannot countenance other deities; … who It presumably understands aren't real, since It is the only one, but since when has that ever stopped a jealous person…..?
I thought I would just carry your thought out a little further there….
If there was one thing that made no sense to me as a fundie youngun, it was why a real god would be jealous of all the fake gods. Sort of like being jealous of your boyfriend or girlfriend showing affection to a stuffed animal. Oh, and there was that whole "the words in the bible don't mean the same as when you see those same words in other books" problem. So I guess that makes two. Two things.
It would almost make one suspect that the earlier books of the Bible were written at a time when the Israelites were polytheistic, perhaps following the same pantheon as the rest of the Canaanites, and were edited later to reflect a conversion to monotheism that occurred around the 5th century BCE, under the influence of the Zoroastrian monotheistic Persians who freed them from the Babylonians, and that there is quite a bit of archaeological evidence to support this. Maybe.
Or the fact that the whole "plagues on the Egyptians" thing, including the big Red Sea finale, came about because God "hardened Pharaoh's heart" whenever Pharaoh was ready to give in, so that God could show off some more by killing more Egyptians.
To whom was he showing off?
You're missing the main difference, as fundies see it.
Beck is white. All muslins are dark people (therefore all dark people are muslins). This is why it's acceptable for Beck to rape and murder young girls, but not acceptable for anyone the fundies arbitrarily decide is muslin (since muslin=dark skin, remember) to botch a self-castration.
Where did you hear that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990? I'm gonna need some hard evidence that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 before I believe a statement like that. Honestly, you can't just start throwing out accusations that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 just willy nilly without some bit of proof.
Well, he hasn't denied it.
The God Of Abraham is the one & only Final Boss of Christianity, Judaism & Islam alike – so if Islam isn't a real religion, neither are the others. Q to the E to the motherfuckin' D.
Why do wingnuts hate & condemn their own God?
Well, Pamela – let's construct the argument another way – "Even Justin Beiber is more evolved, worldly, and compassionate than a fully grown, insipid, willfully ignorant Jeebus bot like yourself."
I'm not surprised that Tigerbeat magazine has so much sway over retards.
The Mosk-tards hate Justin Beiber and the NAACP loves Haley Barbour all in one day.
Holy pidgin poop, has the speaking in tongues begun? Or perhaps the New Year's gin swilling has started early? Or have the Feds decriminalized meth? Has Saturn reclaimed his crown? Is Wonkette getting more hits that Google?
I blame all our country's problems on the Facial Book and the Titter.
Now all you kids get off my lawn!!!! And get a hair cut, dammit.
It's all the Goggle's fault, i tells ya.
Justin Beiber fans deciding they hate Justin Beiber out of the same stupidity that made them like him in the first place. It's like a snake eating its own tail. Is that in Revelations?
No. It's a Khomeini quote: "Americans are the great Satan, the wounded snake."
Ouroboros predates Jeebus by about 2300 years. So if it was in Revelations that John dude jacked it from the Egyptians, or maybe the Greeks, or Romans. Christianity tends to be lacking in originality.
Pamela McGarry Curley is one ignorant cunt. Jayzus, woman, is it possible to any less coherent of thought?! "He's been indoctrinated with this multi-cultural thing since birth. (Wah, my pussy hurtz.) Most Canadians are surprised by our outrage. (Wah, my pussy hurtz.) Pray for Canada."
I'm glad that let me know that "America, the melting pot" is a BAD thing and maybe if I rustle up some moah Bible thumpin sons-a-bitches we can whip our hatred of a religious group that lives peacefully yards from our border into a porno super money shot of prayer jizz beseaching them to be…. less tolerant? More dumb-fucked, like us?
If there truly is a God, it would be nice of Him to take a few seconds out of His busy day to tell Pammie how fucking stupid she is. Or send one of them archangels.
Seriously.
Otherwise what is the point of having archangels?
To be able to have multiple gods but still claim to be monotheistic?
Silly, that's what Saints are for!
Nah, Saints more fulfill the role of the demigods or heroes.
Why won't Canadians respect America by telling our citizens where they can build community centers?
Best part is that it's not even true. It's a PARODY of Bieber that later goes on to talk about how all religions can get together and decide what his best song is.
But I suppose once you've gone that far into self-parody, actual parody is unrecognizeable.
Members of the Wingnut-American Community do not speak Satire. These are the same folks who earnestly emailed all their friends an Onion article as proof that JK Rowling wrote the Harry Potter novels to promote Satanism
Oh, if only we could harness this FB energy for good…
I believe its emissions are dirtier than clean coal…
But I'm sure there's an app for that!
Ugh, I am so torn here. Justin Beiber is my second-least-favorite thing, but then again, racist fucks are my least favorite thing, so.
wait til they find out what celine dion thinks about o'bama's birth certificate.
What did these people do before the interwebs brought them Face Place Space to yell about things?
Scream on the street corner; at least this is less annoying to passer-byes.
Or embarrassing to their families…
I dunno. I kind of found those THE END IS NEAR sandwich board signs kind of annoying after awhile.
they beat up their families and kicked their cats, then they went to honky-tonks and fought each other with pool cues. the good old days.
No Bieber Blingee, Wonkette? I'm ashamed of you.
http://bln.gs/b/1zgnzy
The Blingee is strong with you, freelancer.
Thanks, it's my first one. I figured of Stueff can do it…
Maybe Jack figured his joke of always sticking Bieber in his blingees wouldn't work if it was actually relevant.
Let me be the first to have the honor of giving that stunning editorial on modern reality the five stars it so richly deserves … & this link gets a p!
Also,
Yeah, if there's anything Jesus ever advocated in the Gospels regarding children, it was that we should all talk shit about them, all the time.
DO YOU WANT TO PROTEST THE MOSQUES?
What? No!
BUT WE ARE BOYCOTTING JUSTIN BIEBER, JOHN CUSACK, AND THE BIGGEST LOSER!
……..go on.
Justin Bieber is bigger than Jesus.
John Lennon
While the tea party/repub base may now hate Justin Bieber, their leaders all want to do him…
Grabbed this before the Facebook nannies disappeared it.
Ha Ha Sullivan you stupid asshole. Fuck you and your kids. I hope the TV networks run your ignorant ass through the wringer.
"He`s been indoctrinated with this multi-cultural thing since birth"
It's so true. I'm marrying a Canadian next year, and I find tolerance to be his worst character flaw. It just drives me crazy that he thinks diversity is a thing to be appreciated and celebrated.
I often wish he had grown up somewhere a little less multi-cultural, like I did here in the States, where everybody is so exactly the same as one another!
And I bet these retards bitching on Facebook could have cared less about the bill providing health care for the 9/11 first responders.
NEVER FORGET!!!!1!
Never forget to exploit 9/11 for all it's worth, except when it comes to the actual, you know, humans, who were affected by it. 'Cause fuck them.
As I said before, we need President Obama to say that drinking bleach is bad.
"Poking your eyes out with sharpened sticks carved out of dog poop is a terrible, terrible danger to our collective American-quality goodness*, and this Administration will do everything in its power to stop this menace."
*bonus points for using some awkward phrasing that a devout paranoid Becktard could imagine as a call toward socialism or something.
Witness an epidemic of emergency rooms filled with shit-blind morons, now with literal shit, literally blinding them. BEST NEW YEAR EVER!
You made me giggle.
Why does Justen Bieber haet xceptnlNatn?
Happy new year, Muslin haetrs!
I can barely tolerate the banal idiocy on my own fb, now I've got to read it on Wonkette? Wonkette, meet bottom of the barrel, bottom of the barrel, Wonkette.
"WE REJECT YOUR REALITY & SUBSTITUTE OUR OWN!"
This fake controversy, like all those before it, will soon join them at the bottom of the Memory Hole ( = goatse for reichtards). Being a weapons-grade dipshit 24/7 means not even noticing your growing collection of footbullets as you "DON'T RETREAT – RELOAD!"
The Idiot Club™ – membership has its privileges.
Also, thanks for reminding me yet again why I avoid Facebook like the plague it is.
The best thing I can say about it is that it keeps these millions of chromasome-challenged mouthbreathers off the streets … for which benefit a warehouse full of heroin would also suffice.
Wouldn't it be funny if Cynthia's daughter started giving blow jobs on the bus because her mom ripped up her Justin Beiber posters?
Twitpix or GTFO.
Pray for Canada, indeed. With their tyres, and kilometres, and tolerance, and devil-dear (moose), and their parliament, and hockey, and First Nations, and red-coated mounties, and Canada Français…it's like they want to be their own nation, when they are only America's hat.
P.S. Dear Canadia, that was just a joke so as not to attract unwanted attention from our fat-slob brethren. You know, keeping up appearances, wot, wot. Please annex my state of Michigan. Quickly, while the Teabaggers are distracted with mosques and Mexicans. We're dying, down here.
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Jesus whisper'd in my dreamz last night that we shud kill all muslins and start som kinda holy war – cuz' dem terrorists r krazy religus extremisms and hella intolerent.
Why all this hating on "Mosk?" In my experience Cher movies just quietly go away.
You mean there is a Biber fetus jar out there just waiting to make it big in America, Sr.?
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