The man will stop at nothing until he has destroyed every building in D.C. made out of children’s plastic bricks. And now he’s radicalizing young, disaffected adherents of Twitter. [Twitter]
SMOKE HIM OUT OF HIS BLACKBERRY 3:40 pm December 29, 2010
LEGO Terrorist Robert Gibbs Now Trying To Recruit Followers
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Now THIS belongs in the Lego building museum.
Crazy thing about that, it's an actual Lego product. It sold for around $300.
Just proves our country can't build anything real any more.
Gibbs typed Lego instead of Legos, which can only mean one thing; he is a sekrit British foreign!
SHOW USS TEH BIRTH SERTIFIKATE!!
Who got the earmarks for this? Now can we COMPLETE THE DANG FENCE? (w/ Legos)
Jack Thanks for following Robert Gibbs on Twitter, so I don't have to.
*Writing on blackboard*
Legos are made in Denmark, which also make cartoons of Muhammad. Terrorists tried to kill a Danish cartoonist yesterday, THE SAME DAY Gibbs tried to kill Legos. Therefor Robert Gibbs is a terrorist.
Don't forget to invest in gold.
Thanks for saving us all Glenn.
Where do we sign up for terrorist organization?
Anyone that has stepped on a Lego, bare-footed, in the middle of the night, while on the way to relieve themselves understands the hatred for these little square landmines.
2-4-6-8!
Organize! Smash LEGO state!
Clearly it is time to open up Lego Gitmo.
I would like to make a joke about Lagos, but it's just not happening.
Note to Gibbs: avoid “cute” and “humor”, they don’t work for you, you’re just too damn stick-up-your-ass, white. Stay with the deadpan flacking for Barry, that’s what you’re paid for. ps twitter is for morons, I know, I tweet.
It's a trap!
Hey you guys, have we forgotten the reason for the season? Take that and stuff it in your Lego museum, Gibbsy.
Son-of-a-bitch. Fuckin' tearist Obamar lovin' librul. They want to send the baybee to re-education camps.
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