TOP RAMEN LARCENY  2:43 pm December 29, 2010

FBI To Put Christine O’Donnell In Azkaban For Campaign Fraud

by Jack Stuef

Nice try, Death Eater. You will never take masturbation away from us.An anonymous source has told AP that perennial Senate witch Christine O’Donnell is under investigation by the FBI for campaign fraud. Which is too bad, because the entire news media would like to high-five this source right now. So how did the crack FBI team figure out that O’Donnell was “using campaign money to pay personal expenses”? Perhaps they talked to someone who has read any news story about her ever, aside from those about the precise blueprints of her vaginal bat cave. Is the entire Tea Party gang and its fundraising prowess nothing more than the result of an illegal witch spell?

Isn’t it strange how a person who has earned no income over the past half-decade and yet is not living on the streets could be charged with any kind of financial fraud? Same old lamestream FBI bullshit. If you listen to the real FBI, the one made by O’Donnell out of pipe cleaners and dragon blood, she’s actually been too good with her finances, and the FBI that’s charging her should be the ones thrown in prison.

Unfortunately, everyone who watched her campaign ads is going to get arrested too. Because she is all of you. Sorry! [AP]

 

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Come here a minute December 29, 2010 at 2:47 pm

The Postal Service will be honoring Christine with a tramp stamp.

ManchuCandidate December 29, 2010 at 2:55 pm

"Rent Paid"?
"Limit Two Riders"?
"The Bermuda Triangle"?

Camaro Nova December 29, 2010 at 3:06 pm

"Titantic"?
"Waterloo"?

Sophist FCD December 29, 2010 at 4:20 pm

"Something Wicked This Way Comes".

Tundra Grifter December 29, 2010 at 10:36 pm

"Always stand on a hard 16."

lurch394 December 31, 2010 at 12:02 pm

Given her lack of shaving, I'm guessing the third one.

LionelHutzEsq December 29, 2010 at 5:03 pm

"Gas, grass or ass. No one rides for free"?

lulzmonger December 30, 2010 at 12:43 am

" ——— You Must Be This Tall To Ride The Candidate ——— "

horsedreamer_1 December 29, 2010 at 2:49 pm

President Romney will commute the sentence.

PublicLuxury December 29, 2010 at 11:12 pm

Not if he sees that bush!

lurch394 December 31, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Do you think Willard prefers Brazilian?

ManchuCandidate December 29, 2010 at 2:49 pm

It's the Delaware Witch Hunt!!!

GOPCrusher December 29, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Great minds. Great minds.

ShaveTheWhales December 29, 2010 at 9:12 pm

Which cunt?

PublicLuxury December 29, 2010 at 11:13 pm

More like a Delaware Bitch Hunt!!!!

SheriffRoscoe December 29, 2010 at 2:49 pm

It's not illegal when conservatives do it. Just ask George Bush and Dick 'No Pulse' Cheney.

Tundra Grifter December 29, 2010 at 10:36 pm

Actually, it was Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum who certainly appeared to be using campaign funds for personal use.

Barbara_i December 29, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Love the picture. Makes her look like she sat on her broomstick, sans lubrication.

Clancy_Pants December 29, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Where did she get the pearl necklace?

SmutBoffin December 29, 2010 at 3:14 pm

The pearls are made of condensed, petrified lies and Teabagger tears.

TanzbodenKoenig December 29, 2010 at 4:51 pm

… and animal semen!

ShaveTheWhales December 29, 2010 at 9:12 pm

ZZ Top. No shaving, you know.

V572625694 December 29, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Speaking of masturbation, and speaking as a person without knowledge of the investigation, I have to say that this is one fine piece of Professional Journalism!

"Federal authorities have opened a criminal investigation of Delaware Republican Christine O’Donnell to determine if the former Senate candidate broke the law by using campaign money to pay personal expenses, according to a person with knowledge of the investigation." …The person spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity to protect the identity of a client who has been questioned as part of the probe. "

This "person" demanded anonymity because it was in his or her interest to remain anonymous, and your writer granted it because he or she was anxious for a story. Couldn't we just fucking say that, instead of dancing around it?

Chet Kincaid December 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Why is this bothering you? It's standard journalistic practice for ages.

ShaveTheWhales December 29, 2010 at 9:16 pm

This isn't even the canonical version: "The person spoke on condition of anonymity because he/she was not authorized to release the information".

doxastic December 30, 2010 at 11:07 am

I always thought the canonical version was "The person spoke on condition of anonymity because s/he wanted to have all the perks of mouthing off in public with none of the responsibility."

V572625694 December 30, 2010 at 10:52 am

I know. Everybody here knows. But sometimes I just have to say it again.

mumbly_joe December 29, 2010 at 6:27 pm

Anonymous Gawker Douche strikes again, presumably!

mavenmaven December 29, 2010 at 2:50 pm

She'll be the first Dancing with the Stars contestant who gets to rehearse in prison!

jim89048 December 29, 2010 at 4:52 pm

I guess Tom Delay called it something else?

MsQuasimodo December 30, 2010 at 4:58 pm

And in prison, Xtine will not have to worry about paying for her food or shelter or medical expenses – the taxpayers will! What a sneaky little fucking socialist!!!111 Also.

slappypaddy December 29, 2010 at 2:51 pm

she sounds eminently qualified to be a united states senator.

nounverb911 December 29, 2010 at 5:34 pm

or Texas.

horsedreamer_1 December 30, 2010 at 1:17 am

You know who else was a Senator from Illinois…

Negropolis December 30, 2010 at 1:32 am

The ghost of political corruption?

les_gvt December 30, 2010 at 10:33 pm

sh couldn't be any worse than that joke she was trying to replace

chickensmack December 29, 2010 at 2:51 pm

It's just poor gamesmanship; they're investigating her because she won.

aqua_buddha December 29, 2010 at 6:12 pm

Sore Loser-Men Blame Master-Debater For Socialist Show-Trial.
Pretty Pol Nitpicked By Peevish Press.

Done.

Sophist FCD December 30, 2010 at 12:42 am

For authenticity's sake that should probably be "Socialest", but otherwise, full marks.

MittsHairHelmet December 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Can't a pretty girl just pay her rent with gullible angry old white people's money anymore? I thought this was America.

horsedreamer_1 December 29, 2010 at 3:00 pm

She needs at least to get topless for that.

& swing on a pole.

kenlayisalive December 29, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Witch tits or gtfo?

GOPCrusher December 29, 2010 at 3:46 pm

Do they have Lesbian BDSM clubs in Delaware?

Gratuitous World December 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm

typical. just more government profiling of deviant, irish-catholic sluts. When will the persecution end?

Pop_Socket December 29, 2010 at 2:53 pm

Wasn't this the worst kept secret of the campaign? She's been a professional candidate for nearly a decade now.

GOPCrusher December 29, 2010 at 3:47 pm

The FBI was just waiting for a clue. Kind of like when they found out that the Gambino Family was into garbage collection.

Tundra Grifter December 29, 2010 at 10:38 pm

Kind of like Newt Gingrich and Allan Keys – only fewer books (Thank God!).

SorosBot December 29, 2010 at 2:54 pm

See, there's the difference between the traditional Republicans and the teabaggers; the traditional GOP candidates are at least smart enough to hide their fraud, and get away with it for at least awhile.

SmutBoffin December 29, 2010 at 2:54 pm

This calls for a nationwide display of solidarity with Our Heroic Candidate of Values and Women Things. I propose that all Americans go home tonight, think about masturbating (but don't do it!), then pray, then be abject failures forever.

mereoblivion December 29, 2010 at 3:36 pm

go home tonight: check
think about masturbating: What do you mean, "think about" it? What would "thinking about" it sound like? How will I know if I'm "thinking about" it?
(but then don't do it!) Can't remember how
pray: Can't remember how
be abject failure forever: Can't remember how not to

Barrelhse December 29, 2010 at 3:58 pm

Oops. I'll try again tomorrow.

SmutBoffin December 29, 2010 at 4:02 pm

Now that's the O'Donnel spirit!

Weenus299 December 29, 2010 at 2:55 pm

Let's see if any prison marm turns down that snatch. I don't think they care whether there's a landing strip down there or not.

horsedreamer_1 December 29, 2010 at 3:01 pm

Landing strip? It looks like Amelia Earhart's crash site.

horsedreamer_1 December 29, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Watch CNN & Fox dig up some city council candidate for a town of 5,000 in Ohio or Nebraska, who ran as a Democrat, so they can say, "Everybody does it".

Then, watch Jon Stewart go along with that canard.

ShaveTheWhales December 29, 2010 at 9:18 pm

Why a duck?

ifthethunderdontgetya December 29, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Is the entire Tea Party gang and its fundraising prowess nothing more than the result of an illegal witch spell?

Ooh, Ooh, witchy woman
She got the Feds on her ass…
~

yellowerdog December 29, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Did she pay for those pearls one at a time and slowly? cause that is how I'd prefer to remove them///for Freedom

SnarkoMarx December 29, 2010 at 2:57 pm

You know who else paid personal debts with campaign funds…

LocalGirlMakesGoo December 29, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Jesus?

SorosBot December 29, 2010 at 3:04 pm

Nixon?

Camaro Nova December 29, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Disraeli?

DashboardBuddha December 29, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Gears?

Pragmatist2 December 29, 2010 at 3:38 pm

No. And truthfully I don't care. I suffer from Selective Outrage. I select O'Donnell.

GOPCrusher December 29, 2010 at 3:48 pm

Meg Whitman?

bflrtsplk December 29, 2010 at 5:08 pm

It wasn't me. Honest!

SorosBot December 29, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Is she also under investigation for virginity fraud?

horsedreamer_1 December 29, 2010 at 3:01 pm

In which case, at least half of American's (female) (Catholic) high-school population is on the hook, too.

ShaveTheWhales December 29, 2010 at 9:19 pm

No, she's not Swedish.

lurch394 December 31, 2010 at 12:12 pm

You know Delaware was once a Swedish colony, right?

MistaEko December 29, 2010 at 2:58 pm

This is when she hosts a press conference announcing that she's quitting … whatever for the people of Delaware, right?

The perfect protege, milady.

OkieDokieDog December 29, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Another example of too much government regulations. That money was given to her to spend as she saw fit, even if it was for Tuna Melts and kitty litter.

Dana Marschz December 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm

I say throw her into the fires of Mount Doom! Her and her precious.

Clancy_Pants December 29, 2010 at 3:02 pm

Nothing about this on Newsmax. Lamestream AP reporting again.

bumfug December 29, 2010 at 3:24 pm

Judith Miller's doing an in-depth investigative series as we speak.

Wadisay December 29, 2010 at 3:02 pm

This is just another FBI witch hunt.

slithytoves December 29, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Any anonymous source

Damnit, Jack, just give me the super-secret access code, and I'll start fixing these spelling errors for you already.

Unless of course, you really do mean "any."

horsedreamer_1 December 29, 2010 at 3:04 pm

From Politically Incorrect, to legally liable.

Zvi_Bleindmeis December 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Eh, the FBI investigates lots of stuff. Right, John Ensign?

twoeightnine December 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm

This would be the ladybug's knees.

Allmighty_Manos December 29, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Maybe Mike Castle can hire her to clean out his gutters.

SmutBoffin December 29, 2010 at 3:25 pm

"…clean out his gutters."

Is this some kind of euphemism?

DashboardBuddha December 29, 2010 at 3:30 pm

The way these young 'uns come up with double entendres makes my poor old head spin. I can't keep up.

Tundra Grifter December 29, 2010 at 10:40 pm

Or she can shovel snow for Fiddy Cent.

SexySmurf December 29, 2010 at 3:07 pm

Throw her in a lake. If she sinks that means she didn't commit fraud.

Oblios_Cap December 29, 2010 at 3:11 pm

if she floats, can we burn her?

chickensmack December 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm

build a bridge out of 'er!

neumann103 December 29, 2010 at 6:45 pm

who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

trampndirtdown December 29, 2010 at 10:33 pm

She's a canard?

Ducksworthy December 29, 2010 at 3:09 pm

This is just absurd. If all you ever do and all you've ever done is campaign, then every expense you have, including your house and meals and student loans etc. is a campaign expense. Also the Brazilian wax.

bumfug December 29, 2010 at 3:26 pm

She skipped the Brazilian, went with Afro Sheen.

WIDTAP December 29, 2010 at 3:53 pm

I heard it was dreadlocks, but who wants to check?

trampndirtdown December 29, 2010 at 10:34 pm

Raises hand.

weejee December 29, 2010 at 3:10 pm

Isn't there something about chasing hurlz after wine? No, eh casings whirled before vines. Still not right? Ah, rapping about twine and curls. Shit… oh yeah, casting swine in pearl chokers. That's it.

Oblios_Cap December 29, 2010 at 3:11 pm

O’Donnell, who set a state record by raising more than $7.3 million in a tea party-fueled campaign this year

I realize that we truly live in the United States of Stupid when an airhear like Xtine can raise that kinda money to run a half-assed campaign for the Senate.

Barrelhse December 29, 2010 at 4:41 pm

No shit. What a fucking airhear.

GOPCrusher December 29, 2010 at 5:17 pm

You would think that these Tea Baggers that want to burn the government to the ground because a black man is spending their tax money providing for the common good, would be showing up out side of Xtine's with pitchforks and torches looking to burn this witch at the stake for spending their munnies for personal needs.

Rotundo_ December 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm

No. First, it was going to an appealing (to them, at least) white woman, not to anyone of color or poor. Second, pitchforks and torches would be something of an admission that they were fucking morons and were grifted by a woman, something they would gladly let the money sail away for, rather than admit. For the dumb slobs that sent their money to this bitch, it is easier to shut up and watch the money burn than admit that it was their money burning away

JoshuaNorton December 29, 2010 at 3:12 pm

I could have a mysterious burning sensation and my life would still be better than hers.

hagajim December 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm

BURN HER!!! SHE'S A WITCH!

GOPCrusher December 29, 2010 at 3:50 pm

She turned me into a newt!

DaSandman December 29, 2010 at 5:24 pm

…..I got better…..

nounverb911 December 29, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Gingrich?

ttommyunger December 29, 2010 at 3:25 pm

My name is Christine O'Donnell, and I am not a convicted felon.

jim89048 December 29, 2010 at 4:58 pm

Then you are not me, Sir.

ttommyunger December 29, 2010 at 5:03 pm

Hee, hee, me either; I lied.

bagofmice December 29, 2010 at 6:16 pm

I'm sure the FBI can find a happy medium.

ttommyunger December 29, 2010 at 7:15 pm

I'm not sure the FBI can find its ass in a phone booth.

bumfug December 29, 2010 at 7:28 pm

…yet.

ttommyunger December 29, 2010 at 10:41 pm

It WOULD be fun to see how she does with her prison ministry. Prolly be “The Church of Don't Fap Me Now.”

bumfug December 29, 2010 at 3:27 pm

She made a ton o' cash under the table, selling off her bush for merkins.

Jason_inthe_Peg December 29, 2010 at 5:41 pm

The mention of merkins will always get a thumbs up from me.

Radiotherapy December 29, 2010 at 3:30 pm

This just in: Sarah Palin reads Newsmax.

LetUsBray December 29, 2010 at 6:19 pm

Of course: She reads All of them, doesn't she?

yellowerdog December 29, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Sarah and Christine can be roommates….in Federal Prison

BorderJumper! December 29, 2010 at 3:33 pm

Schaden-fucking-freude. Can we now get rid of the Original Mama Grifter?

genxr December 29, 2010 at 3:33 pm

"Feds probe Christine O’Donnell"

Let's not beat around the bush. When she shows full disclosure but doesn't want you to probe, that's a clear case of erection fraud.

UpstateYorkee December 29, 2010 at 3:34 pm

She should hire Jimmy McMillan for PR on this one…. 'Cuz the rent, is too damn high!!!!!1!'

Neilist December 29, 2010 at 3:34 pm

I'd hit it.

Sex with Da Crazy B/Witches is The BEST!!!!!!!

Neilist MacBeth
Thane of Cawdor

P.s. Eye of Newt makes a kicky anal lube!

prommie December 29, 2010 at 4:29 pm

Yeah, the only downside is that sometimes, its hard to get them off ya.

Neilist December 29, 2010 at 4:52 pm

Well, you scrape off the residual with the toe of frog, and then swab off your Ben Johnson with some wool of bat, before Xtine gives you a bit more of her tongue of dog, etc.

Gesh.

Do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you Communist Pinko Liberal SKUM?

bumfug December 29, 2010 at 7:31 pm

Talk about your toil and trouble! I wouldn't fuck her with Ann Coulter's dick.

ShaveTheWhales December 29, 2010 at 9:35 pm

This is a disquieting admission, but I'd fuck her with my own dick. This hinges on two main points:

1. She is crazy, but does not appear to be aggressively stupid or evil, unlike, e.g., the Alaskunt or the Coultergeist.

2. At my age, I cannot reasonably set the bar too high — say, about high enough for her to bend over it;

Neilist December 29, 2010 at 11:23 pm

You may be Communist Pinko Liberal SKUM, Whales.

But I like the way you think.

[Set the bar at about 3 feet?]

Hey, LIMBO!

prommie December 29, 2010 at 3:39 pm

Must be the season of the witch-hunt.

But really, poor Christine, non-profit grifting is the only way to make a living she has ever known. She should have gone into the clergy, in our society its only socially acceptable for priests, parsons, ministers, rabbis, and such to make their living peddling lies to the credulous rubes. For all others, such as your Madoffs, and other Ponzi artists, it is considered a major faux pas.

Steverino247 December 29, 2010 at 3:59 pm

"…the exact dimensions of the vaginal bat cave…"

Personally, I refer to that area as the Magic Kingdom, because it's the "Happiest Place on Earth" whenever I get to visit.

Vaginal bat cave makes me think I need to look for my car keys or something.

Gorillionaire December 29, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Nothing to be afraid of, Christine. It's not like you hacked into an Alaskan governor's private illegal Yahoo account by guessing her stupid password or anything terrible like that. You'll walk.

Crank_Tango December 29, 2010 at 5:09 pm

exactly. it's more like she walked into a US senator's office and tried to fraud her way into tapping the phones. harmless "youthful" prank.

Redhead December 29, 2010 at 4:25 pm

It's not really her fault. She thought all those "I am not a witch!" campaign ads and interviews were she talks publicly about dabbling in various religions like witchcraft gave her tax-exempt status as a religious organization, so she didn't have to pay taxes on or report or do anything with the money she got that was at all related to the "I am not a witch!" religious organization money.

Well, either that or she took Palin's advice.

GOPCrusher December 29, 2010 at 5:20 pm

In 17 hours we will get the inevitable Bible Spice Tweet, "Xtine. Don't retreat, Reload!".

Ducksworthy December 29, 2010 at 4:27 pm

I can't look at a picture of Christine now without remembering the revelations about her hairy nether reaches. However, in my own defense, I realize this makes me a horrible person.

prommie December 29, 2010 at 4:35 pm

See that kinda low hairline on her forehead, and how thick her hair is? Thats a sign, she may be one of those that has to shave her arms, if you know what I mean. Think of the legendary Playboy photos of the young Demi Moore. Coppola wasted so much money shooting in the Phillipines, when he could have filmed "Apocalypse Now" entirely in the impenetrable jungle of Demi Moore's pudenda.

Rotundo_ December 29, 2010 at 6:48 pm

"Don't get off the boat man, fuckin' tigers and mangoes man, dont get off the boat." I'd stay right next to the little guy in the boat, and hang on for dear life…

MsQuasimodo December 30, 2010 at 5:07 pm

Hyperandrogenic (hormonal or pituitary) disorder? She might have a dick, boys.

PresBeeblebrox December 29, 2010 at 4:53 pm

Palin and O'Witchcraft are both grifters. The difference is that Palin is much slicker while Xtine is utterly incompetent. I mean, shit, paying your own rent with campaign money?

To use a weird analogy, O'Witchcraft is "Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark" to Palin's "Cats".

Barbara_i December 29, 2010 at 4:55 pm

How ironic that the witch is going to be traded in prison for a carton of Salems. Everyone is going to get a sample of that. Pretty much the Salem witch trial. Big Bertha thrusts her hamhock into the air, "my turn!"

BarackMyWorld December 29, 2010 at 5:02 pm

So she not only lost her election by a huge margin, but now might even go to jail because of it?

Icing, meet cake.

Blendergoathead December 29, 2010 at 5:07 pm

Damn. I was in the middle of a post-christmas funk, but thinking of the possibility of that witch spending some time in the pokey made teh Sadz go away.

Barrelhse December 29, 2010 at 8:38 pm

That, and some Jilly Bean.

Crank_Tango December 29, 2010 at 5:07 pm

Hopefully we will/won't find out wtf a "pudding cup beard" is. And if she wears "eye-patch underwear."
Too soon?

Too late?

JackObin December 29, 2010 at 5:16 pm

It would appear doughnuts are high on her illegal spending list. I count three….no, four chins on the little girl. Republicans do enjoy their junk.

lurch394 December 31, 2010 at 12:21 pm

Good pun on "junk."

Dimitrios_M December 29, 2010 at 5:29 pm

She is not me.

She is Eeew!

mereoblivion December 29, 2010 at 5:34 pm

Azkaban is the one between Azerbaijan and Avalon, right?

Jason_inthe_Peg December 29, 2010 at 5:46 pm

With the FBI on to her, can the muff divers be far behind?

Get it? Female Body Inspectors?

Did I mention I'm only 12 yrs old?

DoktorZoom December 29, 2010 at 6:17 pm

Azkaban doesn't scare her one bit–she's already Demented.

Veritas78 December 29, 2010 at 6:47 pm

That Alvin Green was not today the subject of rumored FBI investigations proves that Obama is a racist. I'm surprised Christine did not herself draw attention to the disparity of their treatment. Let's hope wiser heads soon prevail.

rocktonsam December 29, 2010 at 8:28 pm

any investigations/probing regarding the hairy bush?

DustBowlBlues December 29, 2010 at 8:33 pm

I was just reading this thing when I heard the funny nose/glasses guy doing Countdown read the same news, except with the fun wonkette touches left out. At the same time I was reading this! That's kismet, people. Fucking KISMET. I am going to buy a lotto ticket tomorrow, assuming this is the start of the big time that will help me forget what a fucked year 2010 was by living rich in 2011.

Okay, now the sad Humane Society ad. Buzz over. Nope, the magic moments are continuing, after all. While I watch sad, rescued animals on the teevee one of my rescued cats threw up on the furniture.

Life. It's just magic, isn't it?

lulzmonger December 30, 2010 at 1:03 am

FUCKING HAIRBALLS – HOW DO THEY WORK?

littlebigdaddy December 29, 2010 at 8:45 pm

If she weighs the same as a duck…

trampndirtdown December 29, 2010 at 10:46 pm

Then she must be a canard!

metamarcisf December 29, 2010 at 9:39 pm

As Jesus said to the blind prostitute, "you really have to hand it to her."

Schmannnity December 29, 2010 at 10:35 pm

May i suggest a change of venue to Tom Delay's Federal District Court?

PublicLuxury December 29, 2010 at 11:11 pm

Xtine latest ad: I'm not a felon. I'm you.

aqua_buddha December 30, 2010 at 12:21 am

What a photo !!
She looks like she's about to wilt, from a relentless bout of celibacy or something.

Does she have a book deal ?

Dunno, but right off I'm seeing "Patriotism's Hand Maid" or similar …
"Take Back Our Country : Take Advantage Of Yourself"
"America Thinking InsideThe Box"
"Our Constitution : My Own Manual Overide"
"This Little Kitty Takes The Fifth"
"I'm You"

Thinking there's a lotta leeway there to rub out a few buckaroonies, lawyer-up, etc.

lulzmonger December 30, 2010 at 1:06 am

So the FBI takes anonymous tips from Captain Obvious now? Woot!

"I'm you ,,, at least until the statute of limitations runs out."

Negropolis December 30, 2010 at 1:34 am

Wait, so the FBI is just now finding out that the Tea Party is now the nations largest racket? Really?

How is it that Sarah Palin hasn't been indicted, yet?

Negropolis December 30, 2010 at 1:38 am

Did anyone hear that she blamed Joe Biden, essentially saying that this was a professional hit on her? Bless her heart, believing that she ever, EVER crosses Joe's mind. Joe is so very mentally far and removed from provincial Delaware politics, right now, that it's not even funny.

SorosBot December 30, 2010 at 9:41 am

Well in 2008, she nearly defeated him for Senate, with Biden winning by a slim 65-35 majority, so no wonder he fears her.

aqua_buddha January 2, 2011 at 1:21 am

Gotta think that's the *Soft Bigotry Of Low Expectations* that our former president 43 was so empathetic about.

transfatz December 30, 2010 at 6:13 am

Harpier cries:—’tis time! ’tis time!

wegot2dobetter December 30, 2010 at 9:18 am

Just a high-tech burning of an uppity witch.

bflrtsplk December 30, 2010 at 10:40 am

Today we are all felons. Smirk.

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