- For reasons which are all too clear, The Wretched State of Alaska has delayed the release of Sarah Palin’s governor e-mails fourteen times, and two more delays are pending! Why won’t Alaska’s bureaucrats let us read the gchat exchanges between Sarah Palin and the Bloomingdale’s panties that she purchased with Michael Steele’s American Express card? And will we ever have the pleasure of enjoying the frantic e-mails Palin sent to Planned Parenthood, when she found out Bristol was eight months pregnant? No. But Martian colonists will read about all of these things, in five hundred years. [McClatchy]
- The latest Census data shows a sharp increase in the number of multifamily households, which means most Americans can’t even afford to squat in their own foreclosed condos anymore and are forced to move in with grandmammy instead. [NYT]
- Thousands of travelers are still trapped at JFK International Airport. They are probably pretty grumpy. [AP]
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Welcome back Riley.
Bloomingdale's? Too classy. Sarah seems more the split-crotch faux-lace undershorts from Frederick's of Hollywood.
Nah. I'm betting WalMart of Wasilla.
They have split-crotch faux-lace undershorts at WalMart? In the usual larger than the largest hippo sizes? I do not wish to know about this.
No, nothing says I FANCY NOW like T. J. Max.
It's Maxx. Get it right!
The extra "x" is for x-tra classy!
One of the scandals of the '08 campaign was that Alaskunt spent $150K of RNC money on fancy duds from all the best stores for the campaign. Ah, good times.
Do you think she knows about NancyMeyer.com? My GF says La Perla or GTFO. And if you go there to look, be prepared to spend some "quality time," if you know what I mean.
I have heard of La Perla, in passing, but for higher-end &/or more "exclusive" intimates lines, I am really only familiar with Agent Provacateur (though, shouldn't it be, Provocateuse?).
Having walked out of the La Perla store in Beverly Hills, with a package the size of a (very) small box of cigars, while thinking, "Gesh. I could have gotten her a Glock for this kind of money," I can confirm that La Perla undies are . . . well . . . RIDIKICOLOUSLY EXPENSIVE.
The reaction, however, was worth it.
And no, you CAN'T see the photos, you Communist Liberal Pinko SKUM . . . although I respect you for asking.
Don't worry: I already saw them at EXGF.com.
Nice to be able to put a name to a face, though.
In Alaska, they say "underwear's no fun to wear!". Georgia, too.
Bloomies? Try Dollar General.
Why do I get the impression that she likes kicking it casual around the house, in a pair of sweatpants with "JUICY" printed on the ass?
Omg, I hate it that if I look in one of those stores for women's fitness clothing, it's all capris (wtf? too cold for winter, too hot for summer, and look retarded), that come up to below my belly button, and have something written on the ass.
My first year back in the States, I was working downtown & taking the bus to work (no car), & my stop was near the Marquette campus. I still recall, mid-autumn '03, this coed, presumably corn-fed (but nicely trimmed), going from her dorm to her evening class or student-union in gym-shorts in black with IOWA in yellow across the seat. So… seductive.
split-crotch faux-lace undershorts from Frederick's of Hollywood
I didn't realize Frederick's had a red flannel line.
When they opened their first Canadian location, they expanded their fabric offerings.
Forget about Planned Parenthood, what about the emails between SnowSnooki and The Snotuation?
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Regarding Sarah of Dumbfuck's "sensitive" and "eyes only" email, we'll wait for Wikileaks to release them.
I'm guessing it will probably show in rather, um, shocking detail that Sarah was an ignorant spiteful stupid snow princess with entitlement issues who used her position as a license for her family to steal everything that wasn't nailed down.
Oh hell yeah! Snap!
It may also show others in a bad light given that the only communication this blistering narcissist will respond to are the ones that cravenly fawn on her limited ability, knowledge and skill.
Consider how her ah, brain, works. On the one hand, she doesn't think she has ever, ever, ever, ever, ever in her whole entire life, made the slightest mistake, misspeak or error of any type whether tiny or large, because she is perfect, perfect, perfect. Worship me, peasants!
So, why not let the emails out? They will only confirm her blinding brilliance, ginormous intellect, flawless character, and world class beauty.
Thaaat's when the little reptile brain goes into action to ensure survival. It must be interesting in her cranium, with the narcissism lobe battling the reptile brain for dominance. Perhaps that's why she always sounds demented?
she is a closed loop of self-refudiation.
And to bring to humiliating heel anyone who dared to point any of this out to her.
And just remember that there's a kid from Tennessee who made some of her emails more accessible — but he's in jail now, because she's a hurting, vengeful, shrewish bitch.
I was just about to ask what happened to him. Seems like he could solve this problem pretty quickly.
I bet we can solve this ourselves, try AOL:
Log in: AKSnowPrincess
Password: Toddhasahugecock
She was born in Feb '64, so she'll be turning 47 this year.
Let's call the half-term governor this, for a nickname: AK47. As in the, the Ice Cube line, AK47 is the tool, don't make me act a motherfucking fool. 'Cause Sarah is, indeed, a tool.
i thought he was in jail because he got caught breaking the law. sometimes i am so confused.
You're right, if you consider that he got sentenced for covering his tracks (felony), and a misdemeanor charge of unauthorized access to a computer. He beat the rap on everything else, which includes tappin' her email's ass.
It should be easy. She probably still hasn't changed the password.
I heard something fresh about the Gohmert…
Wide-stance?
share, please. I want to hear more of his homosexual ernotica.
Sounds like a Yiddish monster: if you're kein gutes kindchen, Isaac, the Gohmert will get you!
Maybe Alaska is just trying to save America from the damage that a concentrated release of that must stupidity would cause; the spelling errors alone may be enough to drive any sane, intelligent person mad.
The bad spelling will be the only way to authenticate them.
Thousands of travelers are still trapped at JFK International Airport. They are probably pretty grumpy.
And this is different how, exactly?
"Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where the Midwest Airlines gate is, or should I just go fuck myself?"
Yes and yes.
It could be worse: imagine being trapped for days at Newark International.
Or DFW. Or ATL. or MIA. Or Heathrow, a.k.a. "Hell's Waiting Room."
o god, not trapped in atl, please. i'd rather be tossed off an embankment.
MSP is pretty soul crushing.
DFW is the worst airport I've ever been to, logistics-wise.
Oh, and Gatwick was really kind of dated, and Orly in Paris smelled like urine, like, everywhere. Unsurprisingly, whatever the main airport is in Frankfurt, Germany it was both coldly clean and efficient. BTW, my home airport of DTW (Detroit Metro) is one of my favorites of all. It used to be one of the most unpleasant ones in the country and is now one of the tops.
I can vouch for the Frankfurt airport, but all I recall of DTW is stopping at Burger King, for a chicken-sandwich (possibly, the only thing BK does better than Mc Donald's), en route to Spain for study-abroad.
My favourite airport, though? Sea-Tac. Airport with the coolest name? Sky Harbour (even if, technically, it's named for Barry Goldwater, now).
Detroit’s old airport was a dump. The new one is ultra-cool, with inside trains!
Is it any surprise that a German airport is clean and efficient?
All I know is, I'm going to post blow-ups of the most embarassing &/or incendiary e:mails on the fence outside La Maison Palin.
I love you, Joe McGinniss.
The fence blew down in September.
No shit? Like, the day after Joe left?
It was late September, during the first 80mph+ windstorm of the season! Guess Todd's fence was crap!
RESTORE THE DANG FENCE!
Naw, the emails are mostly about how to work the baby stick. "Todd, one blue line means…?"
And of course, the family wars against super villain Levi…
Ugh. I'd rather they never release those emails. I don't want to hear her whine about being persecuted by the lamestream media.If, of course, they manage to do any journalism.
Even reading them, silently to myself, I'd have no choice but to narrate them in her screechy voice. My ears already suffer from tinnitis!
Have you tried Quietess? I LOVE Quietess.
Is this one of those sponsored posts? Haven't tried it yet, thanks…
Nonsense, once our new reptile overlords take power in democraticlly held elections they will make this information available to everyone, before slaughtering and eating us.
The latest Census data shows a sharp increase in the number of multifamily households
Just when you though things couldn't get any worse…
At least Wags escaped from Breibart's house.
Yeah by the skin of his…well….lets not go there…
On the bright side, now he's circumsized.
"The latest Census data shows a sharp increase in the number of multifamily households"
that's exactly what my multifamily did one month before the lehman collapse. we saw the storm a-comin', gathered together and battened down the hatches.
I understand that some of the people sleeping at JFK have been there for a while and are actually just homeless and grandparentless. And as grumpy as actual travelers.
most Americans can’t even afford to squat in their own foreclosed condos anymore and are forced to move in with grandmammy
Boomers getting boomeranged while GenXers getting Pearl Jammed. The sillies.
While raising our four lads, when they headed out the door rather than pecking at them with the hackneyed "where are you going, when will you be home" we'd just say "write if you get work."
and "don't call collect," and "no, we won't be posting your bail." (boys will be boys.)
That's the only way to do it. My sister-in-law mommycoddled her boy and now he's 33 with 4 kids he can't support, and the baby momma and him take turns checking out the county jail. We grown ups get stuck making sure the young-uns are raised right.
There is nothing on those emails that could possibly change anybody's perspective on the Tundra Twat. If anything, the more retarded these emails are, the more energized her Wingnut base is going to be.
the release isn't for clarity, it's for comedy.
Julian Assange is brave and valiant for standing up to the entire U.S. military and dipolomatic establishment and publishing thousands of sensitive documents for the principle of openness in government. However, he is not such a daredevil that he will expose himself to the wrath of the Snowbilly.
Probably they haven't finished spell checking yet.
they've already melted several cpu's in the attempt.
Release the emails so the folks trapped at JFK have something to read. Simple.
And another reason to kill themselves…
"But Martian colonists will read about all of these things, in five hundred years."
And then they will shoot themselves.
Releasing the emails is one thing, translating them into English; well, now that's a problem.
With her intellect, I would think the task of writing "e-mail" would be too daunting for our beloved snowbilly.
Sarah Palin is why God/Satan made Twitter.
"state rules allow the attorney general to authorize delays if material being released would hinder the work of the governor’s office."
The nonentity who is currently governor of Alaska must be really lame if reading the scurrilous electronic scrawls of his predecessor will keep him from going his job as governor.
Email from St. Sarah to Tawd: "Honey – you won't believe this, some crotchety old bastard from Arizona wants me to be his V.P. And to think all that shit I did to try and get famous on Sports Center was a pure fail and now I can use this platform to whore myself out for a bullshit ideology and get us rich rich rich!!!! Start the snowmobiles I wanna go kill me something."
Americans can’t even afford to squat in their own foreclosed condos
But can we squat on the face of our choice? Now there's some teabagging I can get behind.
It would be weird to move into my grandparent's house now, but probably the nice Mexican family that owns it now would be very generous.
I wonder how many forwarded e-mails she got from Carl Paladino…
You all have to understand, Palin is like the Real President of Real Merka even now, and as such has the right to re-invoke Executive Order 13233. No Kenyan Socialist has the Real right to revoke that order, so it still stands in Real Merka.
May 31st, 2011! Hellfuck and shitfire, that's 10 days after the rapture. No fair!
thanks for reminding me. I've got a lot of Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons to use up before then. I'd hate to be disintegrated or get left behind without a four cup matching espresso set.
Don't worry – WE'LL all still be here…
Perhaps the emails will show her public persona shields a sharp, insightful, far-sighted leader. … … … HA HA HA HA HA . Oh that's a good one! HA HA HA HA. I'm hurting myself.
The delay in releasing the emails is perplexing. After all we already know she is a chiseling no good low down no account grifter from Wasila with the cognitive power of a sea slug. More evidence will not change that perception of her.
I think they are afraid that the influence Todd had over administration of the State would be embarrassing. Yet what could be more embarrassing than what is already out there about this turd and her family of turdettes.
Palin doesn't want the world to see that she's actually been using 'refudiate' for years, dotted throughout the emails along with oter egregious capital crimes against basic English, met with embarrassed awkward email replies from lowly assistants
Sounds like Julian needs to precum all over this Palin email situation.
You want to make a bet these emails have the words like "sambo", "darky" or "wetback" in them? Oh goody…I think I care a little bit more about this.
And just why do you think that will make her look bad to her fan club?
Ha…sadly, she'll get more patriot points.
"Why won’t Alaska’s bureaucrats let us read the gchat exchanges between Sarah Palin and the Bloomingdale’s panties that she purchased with Michael Steele’s American Express card?"
"Chat With Sarah's Panties" is an excellent fundraising idea! Bristol, Willow and Piper can impersonate the undergarments in their spare time while letting local boys up to their rooms, putting Trig in a mush-dog harness for laughs, and bouncing Tripp off the trampoline outside from a second-story window.
oh look, someone's tightly puckered, lipsticked asshole with eyes stuck on it! how cute!
I'm actually cringing in advance waiting for Sarah's emails. They are going to be SO petty and backbiting that even her followers won't be able to spin it. I think that this may be the thing that will fully humiliates her.
Given that her reported original response to Obama beating Clinton in the 2008 primaries was "so, Sambo beat the bitch," I suspect someone didn't realize that her e-mails would ever see the light of day & is desperately calling in every marker she's got to try & have them "accidentally" destroyed.
PS – it's been about a year since the release of Bush's White House e-mails – thousands of them – & not so much as one lousy stinkin' scoop?!? Either that sea of pigshit was VERY thoroughly sanitized, or a certain mass-media needs to do a little less looking forward & a lot more looking back.
Sarah always looks better upside down.
Or maybe it means you can buy your clothing with one less "x" in the size with no one the wiser (except anyone looking at you)?
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