Popular wingnut conference “CPAC” has been the coming out party for many exciting wingnut media careerists such as Sarah Palin/Team Family Sarah Inc. But is the conference now too popular with “show people”? Apparently so: Several fringe-right family values groups are defecting from the gala Washington social event because gays have been invited, in the form of a Republican group called “GOProud,” which is different than other conservative groups in that GOProud members are what Louie Gohmert would call overt homosexuals. CPAC is all about furtive reacharounds after too many cocktails at the Doubletree Inn lobby lounge, not out ‘n proud queers!
Primary moral news source World Net Daily reports:
Two of the nation’s premier moral issues organizations, the Family Research Council and Concerned Women for America, are refusing to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference in February because a homosexual activist group, GOProud, has been invited.
Hooray! But what might the lisping dandy behind “Americans for Truth about Homosexuality” have to say about these developments?
“Excellent. It is gratifying to see FRC and CWA respond appropriately to CPAC’s moral sellout of allowing GOProud as a sponsor,” said Peter LaBarbera, president of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality, the nation’s best-known organization dedicated exclusively to opposing the homosexual political agenda.
“Shame on CPAC for defending the absurd proposition that one can be ‘conservative’ while embracing moral surrender — in this case the idea espoused by GOProud of the government granting ‘rights’ and benefits based on sinful sexual conduct long regarded as anathema to biblical and Judeo-Christian values,” LaBarbera added.
Ha ha, how many cocks does this guy ride every night? Probably none! He’s against homosexuality, after all! He probably never rides a cock, all that much. But he definitely spends every waking hour *thinking* about cocks, and where they should go, as far as men’s anuses and mouths. This is what he thinks about, for work! It’s his job, come on. And everybody knows somebody with a name like “Peter LaBarbera” would never get caught with a rentboy at the airport, or snorting meth off a gay man’s penis, before sucking it — such abominations are limited only to all the other anti-gay Christian fruits like Ted Haggard and George Rekers. [World Net Daily]
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Well, these are the folks that worry that Teletubbies and SpongeBob SquarePants will turn your kids gay. Which of course they will.
Can you name a single gay person before the Teletubbies came along? Of course you can't.
QED
I always thought Barney Rubble was a little *too* sensuously drawn – now I know why.
"Gay Republican" is either an oxymoron, or the greatest choice of political affiliation since the Honoria send her wedding ring to Attila the Hun
They must be cultivating cognitive dissonance to use as an alternative energy source or something, because nobody could possibly end up in such an obviously ridiculous position by accident.
Isn't the fear mongering and bigotry of the Republican party a 20th century phenomenon? Surely, it can be undone?
I blame William Howard Taft for this swing to the right.
This event will have a buffet of Christian fruit.
Don't forget this dreamboat:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_E._West_%28pol...
Good Lord, he and I share a surname, but hopefully not much else, well other than our crazed desire for cock.
They call it "Pengina", not cock, Lizzy. Big difference.
You know, he was actually a pretty good mayor, it's been downhill for Spokorn since they ran him off.
Really GOProud! I am so ashamed that you would openly show up at a CPAC conference with your little dickies hanging out! The one thing a good conservative does not do is show of his/her homosexuality! You would think they all have learned that deep in the closet is the only way you can be a conservative and gay! Ask Larry Craig.
Oh, please. Larry Craig is not gay.
He's queer.
And he's gay.
How could you call a man who invented food as awesome as the Super Tuber gay? Really, what could be more manly than reaming out a potato and slamming a tubesteak down its center?
Honestly. Them showing up just means Miz Wonkette will have fewer "MWM seeks discrete [sic] relations" posts on Craigslist to mock, come CPAC time. "Single Republican Male seeks open affair" is not catchy at all.
Pete's not talking about homosexuality — see, Moral Surrender is the name of his RealDoll, and he's still grossed out about what happened to it during CPAC '10.
oral surrender, moar like.
"Moral Surrender" is the name of my band's first CD.
Are you sure they're really quitting CPAC? Maybe they're just hanging out in the convention center men's room, working on their wide stance.
Ironically, "Moral Surrender" is LaBarbera's sub name
or his *safe* words?
no one ever went broke overestimating the self-loathing of american christian conservatives.
(i think that's what i mean, but i've spent all morning trying to cram a 64-bit peg into a 32-bit hole and have blown several fuses on my main bus.)
Check your interrupt bus. Map them out, and don't forget they cascade.
Thank you both for reminding me how lucky I got when I switched to app services and now just write glorified web code rather than real programming. No headaches . . . hell, barely any thought required, and yet the same paycheck.
"…embracing moral surrender".
Doesn't that wording just drip with the verboten curiosity and lust that you would expect from someone who spends a good portion of his time working for a foundation proposing to out the lies of The Homosexual Agenda?
Never embrace moral surrender without Astroglide.
Eeek what if they look at us in the showers(shiver with anticipation).
Two of the nation’s premier moral issues organizations, the Family Research Council and Concerned Women for America…
Fail right out of the starting gate.
"…Americans for Truth about Homosexuality, the nation’s best-known organization dedicated exclusively to opposing the homosexual political agenda."
And I am the nation's best known wonkette comment-poster dedicated non-exclusively to opposing the pro-non-heterosexual opposition.
"Buttsex is icky" obsessed defectors to start "Keep it Puckered PAC?"
I've known a number of gay men, none of whom spend as much time thinking about cock as these mutts.
What? They have communal showers at CPAC?
Gay gas chambers? Would not surprise me.
Omg, did you see, he totally looked at me, no really totes.
Needz moar trannie action, and ain't talkin' no universal gear nohow.
Well…so much for the DC hustler community's Black Friday, I guess.
Don't worry, forbidden fruit is much sweeter.
On the plus side, I guess this means Disco Night is back on the schedule for CPAC.
Just imagine thinking that what's wrong with CPAC is that somebody there is queer. Boggles.
When will the Moral wing of the GOP learn that if you want to wiggle around in money, you have to wriggle around in excrement?
more *p* for you!
Sounds like Pete here is just a dress and a wig away from becoming the Church Lady. Hit it, Pearl!
Pfft. As though they would actually go out and rub shoulders with hoi polloi. The wingnut welfare is in writing op eds and appearing on Fox 'News', not in putting boots on the ground. Duh.
in this case the idea espoused by GOProud of the government granting ‘rights’ and benefits based on sinful sexual conduct long regarded as anathema to biblical and Judeo-Christian values
Why do these bastards expect the government to make laws based on conduct? If that's what they want, let's make CPACers illegal.
Will someone explain what Judeo-Christian values are to me? I have never understood that term, since the faiths have almost nothing in common other than submission to Og. I guess it's so preachers can get away with preaching shit like Leviticus as part of the Xtian faith without having to explain why the two testaments are so diametrically opposed.
I haz a confused??? I thought that these More-Rail Rethug groups were discussing the book of Lascivious which comes after Exogenecide and before DeuterRonnie.
The Bible is one of the most wonderfully contradictory books, that allows the preacher to pretty much do what they want and there is some scripture to support it,
"Will someone explain what Judeo-Christian values are to me?"
These are the parts of the old and new testaments that mesh with your current socio-economic station or, at minimum, mesh with the public face of said station.
I object to them using Judeo.
Judeo-Christian-Islamic, all variations on the same theme.
GOProud is obviously an evil entity sponsored and developed by the horrifying socialist Kenyan Obamar to KILL the GOP. Gawddamn libruls Marxist communist Leninist Nazi sleazeballs cocksuckers.
Will there be any self-loathing, gay conservative military men at the conference, along the likes of Jeff Gannon and Matt Sanchez? I hear that when these guys fuck you in the ass, they get so into it you can't sit down for a week. This "punishment" is actually not punishment at all, since it's what you want them to do, but don't tell them that!
That's why you can't come out of the closet, it takes away the thrill for them.
hey before this happened, i bet the members of goproud actually deluded themselves into thinking that the cpac crowd might possibly be leaning towards considering the idea that gays deserve to be recognized as real live human beings! haha that's just adorable.
Log Cabin Republicans are like people in the Warsaw Ghetto saying yeah, I hate the death camps but man, I love what they've done with the taxes. ( I think I might be paraphrasing Chris Matthews on this one.)
Sounds more like a Krauthammer quote from "the good ol' days."
This is the group that defended the Palin spawn's use of Faggot on Facebook. The one woman on the GOProud website said she joined them(they are a teabagger group) because the regular GOP was too anti-gay. Wow, she must be so proud of herself.
"…he definitely spends every waking hour *thinking* about cocks, and where they should go, as far as men’s anuses and mouths. This is what he thinks about, for work! It’s his job, come on."
So he is a sex worker, in most areas there is counseling available for that.
How funny. Are you gay or lesbian and serving in the military? Thank you for your service! Join http://OutMilitary.com and be counted!
Conservatives Quitting CPAC Because OPENLY Gay Conservatives Are Coming
Fixed that for you.
More like "Conservatives Quitting CPAC Because the One Openly Gay Conservative is Coming
This right-wing obsession with what men do with their dicks is mind-numbing. How I manage to make it day after day without wondering what other men I meet and work with do with their dicks is beyond comprehension.
I'm too busy wondering what I can do with my own to worry about what anyone else is doing with theirs.
I know what I can do with mine, in fact, I'm nearly blind.
Shit, can't you use a bigger font, homyauga?
yrs, hairypalms…..
Mother thumb and her four daughters go to town.
It's not all latent homosexuality, though.
http://www.amazon.com/Starr-Report-Independent-In...
OK, what is it?
Wait … I sometimes imagine several of my more comely female co-workers doing things with their vaginas together. Like….rubbing … and licking … and then I fap when I am not around them. Does this make me homosexual?
Moral certitude is so confusing sometimes!
Kiss me and I'll tell you!
If we invite GOProud to the 2012 election, will the Family Research Council and the Concerned Women for America boycott the election?
When it came to environmental and science policy, I have often complained that Republicans don't know dick. It seems I may be partially mistaken.
Between reading about GOProud, Orly Taitz, and Dancing With the Stars Bristol Palin's exploits, it all became clear to me.
Or at least I can imagine what GOProud drag party nights look like.
Bryan Fischer is no doubt going to ask God to unleash a holy strike team of man-eating bears on CPAC.
Instead of "loving the sinner while hating the sin", most of these right-wing closet cases seem to "hate the sinner while loving the sin".
Yeah, you kinda beat me to the punch with this one. It is, however, kinda fascinating to note that they've at least dropped the whole pretence of "love the sinner, hate the sin" and pretty much openly admitting that it's really all about the hate, now.
Now, I'm trying to remember what the difference between Westboro Baptist and "mainstream" conservative views on gays is, again.
Hatred is Job Two for these guys.
I like that so much I'm going to steal it.
I'm sure the Concerned Women for America are just concerned that if their husbands hear that it's okay to be out and proud, they'll leave and the beards will be stuck raising their (in vitro'd) kids alone.
Now the Family Research Council, on the other hand, is probably just afraid they'll be outed, rentboy style.
Finally, someone standing athwart moral weakness.
…screaming "YES, oh God, YES!!!!!"
Is "athwart" like a "wide stance"?
Republicans always come to such moral / ethical crossroads – their blind greed for donations vs. their innate hatred for anyone not like them. I'm sure with a little prayer, and some no-strings fellatio, they can "work it on out". They may discover that GOProud isn't coming so much as they're just breathing heavy.
Wait, LaBarbera looks a LOT like a younger Larry Craig. Maybe Pat Buchanan is right about eugenics?
Peter LaBarbera is the President of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality?
The irony. It burns.
Re alt-text: Pet Shop Boys? Is that who recorded that atrocity against music? I heard that ghastly tune on my car radio the other day and very nearly swerved into oncoming traffic, but I changed my mind because I figured hell would be nothing but that song on repeat, forever and ever and ever.
The Pet Shop Boys remake made me feel sorry for Willie Nelson (whom I admire,) but I figure he's got enough weed he can smoke until he forgets about it.
GOProud?
Make it GOPound, as in Go Pound sand up your ass, Peter LaBarbera
Wait! I thought being a closeted Gay was a prerequisite to join the GOP.
THE GAYS ARE COMING THE GAYS ARE COMING!
I bet they wouldn't mind seeing the Palin twit and the Bachmann mongoloid doin' a little rug munchin'. Just don't force the Lindsy Graham/Gary Bauer helmet polishing on 'em.
If gay Republicans all come out, who will keep Rentboy.com in business?
You spelled cumming wrong.
What part of "moral surrender" has Newt Gingrich ever resisted?
"Cpac is all about furtive reacharounds after too many cocktails at the Doubletree Inn lobby lounge, not out ‘n proud queers! "
No need to scroll back to top and read who wrote this masterpiece. Ken you are the man!
This is great news for all concerned. Now the members of the boycotting groups can spend more time checking out Craig's List for visitors rather than going through the motions of attending the conference.
"Concerned Women for America"
You've got to be kidding me. This sounds like something straight out of a parody on The Simpsons or Family Guy.
How long before a group of gay Rep drag-queens?
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