Hey you guys, Pat Buchanan has heard about an interesting new science called "eugenics." In fact, you could even say he is an expert race scientist! He was able to become so smart because he has one of the two good types of brains (white or Chinese) and thus can provide us with valuable insights. For example, American schools aren't so bad! American white kids perform better than whites in other countries, Asian-Americans outperform kids in Asia, American black kids do better than Africa, and Hispanic kids in America do better than "the kinfolk their parents or ancestors left behind." The problem, you see, is that we have too many minorities in our schools, and minorities have inferior "brains." It's so simple !
What American schools are failing at, despite the trillions poured into schools since the 1965 Elementary and Secondary Education Act, is closing the racial divide.
We do not know how to close the gap in reading, science and math between Anglo and Asian students and black and Hispanic students.
And from the PISA tests, neither does any other country on earth.
What are we going to do? Replace the brains of black and Hispanic kids with the brains of white and Asian kids? Fat chance! Pat Buchanan has already tried this, but those liberal nanny-staters won't let him perform any brain surgery. You know, those Nazis weren't so uptight about this sort of thing...
"America's educational woes reflect our demographic mix of students. Today's schools are filled with millions of youngsters, many of whom are Hispanic immigrants struggling with English plus millions of others of mediocre intellectual ability disdaining academic achievement." [...]
Writes Weissberg: "To be grossly politically incorrect, most of America's educational woes vanish if these indifferent, troublesome students left when they had absorbed as much as they were going to learn and were replaced by learning-hungry students from Korea, Japan, India, Russia, Africa and the Caribbean."
Whoops! Pat Buchanan accidentally quoted a guy who is less racist than he is. American students shouldn't be "replaced" by African or Caribbean students, because their brains aren't as good as the other races. But we get the point, at least.
If the brains and the will to learn are absent, no amount of spending on schools, teacher salaries, educational consultants or new texts will matter.
Let's just stop spending money on education until we can get rid of the black and Hispanic people in this country and replace them with people who have better brains. Sounds like a fair plan. Round them up, Obama!
Some people may say MSNBC is a liberal news channel. But how many channels employ as one of their chief political analysts someone who so openly espouses eugenics? Ball's in your court, Fox News. [ WND ]
Regarding Patrick's own heritage: "We'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks....but we don't want the Irish!"
(Wow....there sure are a lot of uses for <i>Blazing Saddles</i> quotes these days.)
I miss Molly. :(