Many important nobodies from the nether regions of the GOP will compete to defeat superstar clown Michael Steele and become the new world champion RNC chairman. While the current crop of contenders lacks an actual slaveowner from South Carolina like the last time around, the 2011 contestants do all have extremely stupid names, such as “Reince Priebus,” whatever the hell that means. [Washington Post]
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December 27, 2010
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The Reince Priebus is a gas-electric hybrid mass-transit vehicle that can convey up to 28 contributors to lesbian bondage-themed venues in unparalleled luxury and silence.
Aren't you confusing the Reince Priebus with the Senzuri Shibari? They have similar features, to be sure, but are not the same vehicle.
"Reince Priebus?" Why doesn't Steele just change his name to an unpronounceable symbol and continue to do mediocre work until his GOP contract runs out?
Sounds like some kind of fureiner from one of those Euro trash countries.
Reince Priebus
Prince Riebus
Uncle Remus
DOG WHISTLE DOG WHISTLE
You know I actually thought when I read it, how many words rhyme with Remus? Besides Penus, that is.
it's like a casting call for a stereotypical southern lawyer: "if'n ya'll elect me to be the head of this here fine organization, i do personally guarantee that i will woik hardah that a cat tryin' to bury a turd on a marble floor for y'all."
In my lifetime, I didn't expect seeing an action star and professional wrestler in governorships, but that happened. But I also did not expect a dude with a mistyped gamer name to run against a black man for the GOP chair.
I'm developing a serious case of vertigo here
On first hearing, Reince Priebus sounds like a name created to anagram — or even that it is an anagram of something noteworthy.
But as far as I can tell his anagrams suck; the best of them are crap like "I, creepier snub." and "Rise, nicer pube!" and "Cerberus in pie."
mmmmm… Cerberus pie…..
I always knew Cerebus's honeycake addiction would come to a bad end.
Saul Anuzis! Saul Anuzis! Saul Anuzis! He's the people's choice!
I'd be really surprised if they select a notoriously leftist, and deceased, granddaddy of all community organizers to head the RNC. But then again I didn't really follow why they picked Steele.
I never liked Reince Priebus for cheating on Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Behold! The Reince of Peace!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Sadly, I have to claim this shit-heel.
On, Wisconsin!
WTF? Does cheese have some kind of special retardo-inducing properties? If so, I am swearing the fuck off, forever.
Jebus' Prius?
"Reince Priebus" is not the name of a person who can be "chairman" of anything. Sounds more like a "perfect" or "imperator."
Reince Priebus…hmmm…"i" before "e," except when preceded by stupidit "e."
It is from the Latin – it translates roughly as "one precious inch".
When fully erect.
168 voting members?
Perfect pitch to woo them: Give me some, I'll owe you one.
What is his real name, as I assume that must be his Klan appellation.
I'm not up on my Star Wars characters… is Reince Empire or Rebellion?
Lather, Reince, Repeat…
What the fuck is going on in Wisconsin? Seriously, they are churning out crazy-assed Republicans on the level only the South has been able to do it recent times.
BTW, Reince Priebus has a serious case of the gay-face.
I'm surprised Wizzconsin has had its liberal reputation. Outside of Madison and Milwaukee, the state is full of old, white, Germanic-Scandinavian descendents, every bit as dull and provincial as Lake Wobegon. My daughter moved to Beloit (bumfuck, WI) from Chicago (real city) a few years ago in a questionable business move she now realizes and I suffer every Xmas vacation when I visit her, like right now.
Well, Minnesota is full of Northern Europeans, too, but their rural areas haven't gone totally to hell, politically.
He's seen one up-close, for sure.
I wonder if it belonged to Aaron Schock.
"Many important nobodies from the nether regions of the GOP?"
Are these nether regions au naturale, as Christine McWitchy prefers? Or are they Brazilian or clean-shaven, like the lesbian bondage strippers the more "urban" Republicans prefer?
And what of these "nobodies" inhabiting the nether regions? Lice, scabies, crabs? Or lichen, yeast, bacteria, highly infectious viruses? Inquiring minds must know.
Happens to be Latin for: Wealthy Goobersmoocher.
“Reince Priebus,” is obviously a tearist plant from the Obamar Administration from the homeland of Kenya, maybe.
Reince Priebus? Reince Priebus? I know that name. Oh hey. Doesn't this guy have a talk show with Kelly Rippa?
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