The extra garage is where the babies will live. [TMZ]
WESTERN WHITE HOUSE 12:24 pm December 27, 2010
Here Is Bristol Palin’s Trash House
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Just goes to show that even a small town girl like what's-her-name can be livin' the Merikan dream…
being a teen mom pays off big time, girls! Have your baybee soon to cash in on the new housing foreclosure boom!! No baby daddy necessary to qualify for a loan.
The American dream is succumbing to the trailered charm of Levi, dancing in a gorilla suit on TV, and telling kids that sex is bad (while nursing a baby)?
Goddammit, I will never realize that dream…
But I read this AM that Octomom and her brood will be evicted because she has not paid her 450,000 balloon payment on her mortgage.
So, I think WHO you are also still matters in this country.
Isn't Octomom's last name Suleiman? Suspicious… But only that, since I'm not totally positive she's a Muslin.
We have short attention spans, that, and Octomom is far less a sympathetic figure when everyone found out just how irresponsible she has been for most of her life. Bristol can still milk a few more good years out of her youth to keep her on top.
Remember that mommy paid for this.
The hallmark of individualism and determinism is having others do shit for you.
Dancing with the 'Tards pays pretty well, and she'd need a safe place to shelter that income from taxes, so maybe she did buy it herself.
Her mom talks libertarian but her family lives like upper middle class liberals, what gives?
They don't live like upper middle class liberals, at all. They live like tacky, nouveau riche, trail-trash conservatives. I don't know what kind of liberals you've been living around.
It looks just like your average Freshman's dorm room; just add some tacky posters and a bong.
I think we all know where ASU's new Party Central is going to be. A three-car garage and equal-width driveway! Although in that part of the world concrete pavement is an upgrade over bare soil.
And you gotta love the way the flared stucco columns stop 8" short of the ground — sort of like the house is floating. And nothing says "class" like aluminum slider windows. Electric bill in the summer (Mar-Nov) should be about $900/mo.
They have a nuclear power plant, electricity is subsidized and artificially low. If they did not have that and had not diverted the entire Colorado river into Phoenix to fill their swimming pools that no one uses, the whole place would be uninhabitable. Living in Phoenix takes more resources than living in the coldest parts of the country – Duluth, but don't worry, the Federal government subsidizes almost everything. It is a truly a Libertarian paradise.
"the flared stucco columns stop 8" short of the ground"
Clearly, the builder learned his trade at ASU cuz, well, shee-it, when he measured down from the top of the roof, it seemed like it would work.
Maricopa track houses: the American Dream as a nightmare.
at least it's a dry nightmare
It's not the heat; it's the stupidity.
Bravo.
The cops are going to get called out to this address at least twice a week. Of course, since Sheriff Joe has a Viagra-enhanced soft-on for the Palin ladies, no charges will ever be filed. I expect an empty keg and a sun-bleached Slip-N-Slide will become permanent lawn decorations within the first month.
If you consider that pile of gravel a lawn.
It's only gravel if you're poor. If you paid $10K+ for it, it's xeriscaping.
In Arizona, they do.
If the extra garage is for the babies, where is the grow house going to go?
in the back, next to the recording studio/meth lab.
Then where are the random car parts going to go?
in the 2nd generation FEMA Trailer parked in the cul de sac? of course that means they'll need a place to store the jello molds….
In the front yard, just like at the trailer park back home.
Then where is the '68 Camaro on blocks going to go?
Scattered across the yard.
Let's see, I live in New Mexico and I frequently travel to Vegas. Yep, that looks like every home between here and there. My gravel lawn is a wee bit nicer because mine is from kidney stones that I pass every time I hear Sarah Palin's voice.
The pair of maroon La-Z-Boys and extra refrigerator will look most excellent on that front porch.
I'm just gonna throw this prediction out there: we'll see this house again, in the establishing shot of many a bukkake porn movie.
And to think this is a step up from mom's compound in Wasilla.
There are neither moose to shoot or halibut to club in AZ. Otoh meth and vicodin are available almost everywhere. Tits should feel right at home.
The weed is the worst in the West, Utah has better grass. It is almost all Mexican brickweed.
This is the kind of down home (ha ha) detail that lets Sarah Palin connect with all the moms out there, just workin' and tryin' to raise their kids. How many of the children of "elites" can only afford a $172K house without getting a "job" first? (And who can get a job in the Obama Depression!)
The difference between a grizzly and a hockey mom? The hockey mom shoots the grizzly mom's cub, not vis-a-versa, though that's a different issue.
And when Mrs Average Joe Housewife tells her hubby to take out the trash, he knows she doesn't mean the kids (and herself).
Um, if you have kids plan on buying a house, it is a helluva lot cheaper than helping them pay rent. If they manage it correctly with room mates, they should be able to actually make money.
It says something about how Obama had messed up this country if that is all of the home a 20-year old can get paying cash now days. Back when I was 20, we wouldn't live in anything with less than a five car garage. Sad to see how much we have fallen on hard times.
When you were a kid, you'd be lucky if you could get a worker's cottage near the factory.
All I wanna know is who's gonna build the dang fence? John McCain or Todd?
It's like the Bunny Ranch! Except in Arizona (which is pretty much Nevada-lite, right?)
Arizona and Nevada really couldn't be more culturally different. If AZ is like any of its neighbors it's be Utah, and even then, both of them have their very own brand of crazy. Nevada and New Mexico are far more mellow.
She wanted convenient access to the nearest mosque (no), synagogue (no), Montessorri school (no), natural food store (no) independent cinema (no)
Scratch that, she wanted easy access to the gun range, IHOP and meth lab
It is 25 miles from ASU, I hope she can pay for cab fare because the deputies out there will arrest her for DUI, a lot of them are Native American cops out there, they don't care who she is or says she is.
That's a nice thought.
"Welcome to the neighborhood, hermana."
And a convenient SUV drive to the Wal-Mart!
Failer trash.
"Mi casa es su casa" (donde 'casa' significa 'vagina').
Teen sex is even more awesome than I thought!
But meanwhile, I, who doesn't make that much money over the course of four years, and who has never been a property-owner, and whose parents have never been property-owners, and likely couldn't set foot in Mariscopa county without Sherrif Joe's
lynch mobposse running me out of town… I'm the elitist, right? Right.That's the truth behind the truth, if you know what I mean.
Yesss … but you haz BRAINS unlike the Palin clan … unless there is a zombie attack, you have the better deal.
Brains, the defining feature of all elitism..
Just add a broken tricycle & runover toys out front, some kitschy Jesus thingie on the front door, and a bunch of dead potted plants around the small porch and it's got that homey look.
Add a gas BBQ (but no gas) and a rusty swing set out back and it's perfect. For a person that will stay indoors all the time Googling herself, watching Lifetime, and eating Oreos all day.
This new house is a reality show waiting to happen.
I keep seeing this house as a Picasso Bristol: the larger windows as eyes, the roof peaks, breasts, and of course, The big and little garage doors.
OMG, I actually see it. I hate you for that.
The big garage is for Mama Bear's ego, for when she comes visiting little Twig, Sprig, or Sprout, or whatever the fuck its name is. The Smaller garage is for Bristol's thighs.
Dear God – thank you for not ever helping me make the move to Phoenix I longed for years ago. Houston looks relatively sane in comparison. Any way, AZ keeps getting worse, so … thanks.
Amen
Are we all going to meet and roll this house?? Someone plan it. Could be fun.
Ummm…in the front yard.
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