Just replace the pot with Jesus dorms! “We did it with video,” Pat Robertson says. Let’s do it with video! All we need to rehabilitate pot smokers is a VHS with some trippy video sequences. Glenn Beck agrees, actually.
The only problem with all of this, of course, is that it would make the Mexicans and the pot-smoking teenagers less scary. We need all the scary things we can get in this country. Because when you’re not scared, you actually take a look at yourself and your surroundings. And that’s a very unproductive, POTHEAD thing to do. [YouTube]