Why is everybody sending us all these weird Christmas videos? Because we are Big Baby Jesus that is why!
So let’s enjoy them, and then stop sending them to Wonkette. (Send them to your friends instead, with the Jib Jab and etc.)
Happy Life Day or whatever, ha ha.
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Todd gave Sarah a scope like that for Christmas last year – she spent three days trying to figure out where to put the batteries.
that, eh… doesn't explain where all those kids came from.
They were conceived while she had told Todd that she was off on a huntin' trip.
And it still took her just as many shots to kill one quadruped as guy in video took to kill all of Santa's.
Today C3PO can openly serve the rebel alliance!
No mas, por favor.
Most modern scopes actually have batteries, but they are really hard to find. I heard Sarah was looking for batteries for her (imaginary) moral compass.
Her moral compass spins faster than a roulette wheel. Towards where ever there is grifting to be done.
It is probably just mis-placed; along with her B C Pills.
whoa, wait a minute – the perfection game costs more than 30 credits? implausible, wacky star wars christmas mix-em-up video. IMPLAUSIBLE!
What those videos need is Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine doing the soundtrack.
Gotta love Dick Cheese!
Down with the Dickness!
2 + x = 4 where 2 is a copulating human couple (sex indeterminate) and x is a pregnant Sarah. Also, they do the dog, also.
rational numbers my ass.
My version would have Michael Steele as Darth Vader, Newt would be the Wookie, Rush would play Jabba the Hut, Sarah would be Princess Leah and Mitt would be Han Solo. There would be an orgy finale in my version and Jabba would freak out because he forgot his Viagra, Darth would be pissed because Leah wouldn't let him be on top and Han would reveal why he got the name "Mitt". Newt would provide the narration, as usual.
And I hate to pick a nit I, but as best I can recall you don't aim at the head when deer hunting.
If you aren't after the rack then a head shot wastes less meat.
Ah. Murder and Christmas. That is as American as Apple Pie or invading brown people's countries.
Silly Dutch people.
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