Look, we don’t want to be crass and suggest that Sarah Palin looks like a drag queen. But we were on YouTube today and noticed the sheer mass of drag queens out there impersonating this woman. It stands to reason that one of them actually could be Sarah Palin and has been fooling us all with this absurd act the whole time.
Exhibit A:
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Exhibit D:
Sarah Palin is such a creative, over-the-top character, she could only have been thought up by the gays. Good work, fellas. But we’re finally on to you. Sarah Palin is nothing more than a drag queen, or perhaps a collective of drag queens. When you think about it for a second, it’s really the only thing that makes sense.
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Drag queens generally have a better fashion sense than any of the Palins, but sure, I buy it.
Not rural drag queens, they are knocked down a notch or two.
Finally, a theory that makes sense. Sarah Palin is an elaborate "Kids in the Hall" sketch.
A Joaquin Pheonix situation, if you will…
McCain's past accomplishments in Civil Rights aside, he will forever be remembered as the first person to run with a trannie VP candidate.
Civil rights, like DADT?
See, that's the thing. He tried DADT with Palin, and look how it turned out for him. No wonder he doesn't trust it now.
Or civil rights, like voting against MLK, Jr. holiday? And, not only that, but then supporting the recession of the holiday in Arizona by the governor before getting so much blow-back he had to reverse his position on it? Yeah, you really have to expand on that one, my friend, cause McCain's been a racially insensitive dick for like…ever.
Cabbage Head! Right?
If this is true, I've just become her greatest supporter.
No. Kids in the Hall are funny.
My suspicions exactly; which is why I insist on checking out her tits and other naughty bits thoroughly and personally for oh, an hour, hour and a half… In the words of old wattle-neck "Trust, but verify".
Those are just silly-cone balloons. I've got somethin' you could squeeze.
I bet her stretch marks are a map to a secret stache of Reagan-era documents, revealing that Raygun Ronnie himself oversaw the sex change procedure and ground breaking womb transfer from Dan Quayle, who is really a woman.
Regarding her gender, what does it say on her, uh, birth certificate?
Hell, I always thought Nancy Reagan was a transvestite.
She always reminded my of a female ET. That is, if ET was a male. I can't remember these things, damnit.
ah yes, a tranny terror baby raised right in our own cuntry, and where else to hide the little bitch but in Alaskah! Quick someone alert Rep. Gomer (Retard-TX) so he can do a FULL investigation, and we wants BIRF CIRTIFICUT!!!
Anger/hate fuck takes 3, 4 minutes, tops. An hour means you are sharing with fifteen friends.
The Facebook of Hate Fucks.
Use Neosporin as lube, trust me. You will thank me later.
She hides her pregnancy weight in her Adam's apple.
The one leaking amniotic fluid is the Real Sarah Palin. The others are just wannabes.
Nah, if Sarah were a drag queen she'd have a sense of humor.
That would explain the "mama grizzly" reference.
Nope, I think she's 100% teabagger lady and that's just stretchings from jugglin' 'em .
Anne Coulter is the legit mystery.
Mystery? No way, that dude's a dude.
Open and shut case, Johnson.
She gives off more of a post-op transgendered dude, to me.
Anatomically, it is referred to as the Coulter bump.
Outrageous, how could something like this be suggested? Only in the European aristocracy, genetically honed by a thousand years of fucking their first cousins,would you find this anatomical quirk, well known as the "swallowed-a-horse-shoe-adams -apple". Usually goes with a total lack of a chin, and is common in men from isolated areas with poor education, little genetic diversity, insular outlooks, low IQ and, and , er, er, oops, sound like anyone we know…..?
All I know is that this is NOT my grandmother's hysterectomy. Has anybody seen my grandmother's hysterectomy?
Did you look behind the Ottoman?
It died, last week. Hit by a blimp.
Come on, you guys. Stop fooling around. This isn't funny. Who's got my grandmother's hysterectomy?
Nobody's leaving here until I get it back.
Barbara Bush put it in a jar.
Bravo.
Nah, because drag queens generally have a better skill set.
better legs!
Sarah Palin is teh gay? OMG!!!!! That, like, totally, like, explains it. She's been screwing the tea baggers while being tea bagged. BRILLIANT!
why hate on Ran… Rue Paul?
Ron Paul is a drag king !!!
Well, there goes the lesbian vote.
Why would a drag queen choose to speak in that ear-splitting screech?
You've never heard Chi Chi La Rue on a microphone after 12 vodka and tonics.
Ditto Hedda Lettuce.
Are you saying Sarah Palin likes to dance in front of a full length mirror with her naughty bits tucked in between her legs, wearing nothing but a corset made of human skin, while saying "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."? Because I can picture that.
Drag queen with nuts in a vise might explain the banshee-sque screeching that passes for "words" coming out of her mouth. Also. Too.
Lady Gaga is going to be FURIOUS
Wait, is there even such a thing as a retarded drag queen?!
I still think that Sarah Palin is Peggy Hill come to life.
I'm glad someone else sees it, they could be twins. Makes me wonder what's Sarah's shoe size, ya know?
she is a brilliant maverick, guided by the blinding yet subtle light of the north star, charting a path into the frozen wastes as THE WORLD'S FIRST FEMALE DRAG QUEEN.
Maybe not the first; Uma Thurman certainly looked like one in Batman and Robin (making her look hideous was one of the greater of that movie's many, many crimes against cinema and humanity).
That really was a horrible movie, wasn't it? Shit, I was a pre-teen and still knew that that movie sucked.
Priscilla of the Tundra?
now i yearn to see her atop a sno-cat, great swirls of republican-purchased clothing trailing behind her as she smiles into the blizzard.
That may be the win of the month.
Welp, this is one way to get pageviews.
Sarah's not a drag queen — being a drag queen looks like work.
I'm gonna guess bad camera angles and bargain plastic surgery. She hasn't discovered Beverly Hills yet.
The Adventures of Palinzilla, Queen of the Desert. Maybe she'll wear a flip flop dress!
Skills, my ass.
You got it half right. Sarah Palin is a drag.
Well, that explains the kids – asshole babies!
Nah, that would require Todd wiggling his peepee in the dirty place. I suspect asexual reproduction here. Budding or gemmules would explain that lump in the picture; she just coughs up a loogie, only it's another Palin…
asshole TERROR babies?
Asshole anchor ESKIMO terror babies.
She's no Miss Richfield 1981.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PpyI7uWCk50/Sx3WZDx6yMI...
Wait, is that some black dude in whiteface?
612 reprazent!
First Giada DeLaurentis, and now this? (But Sarah Palin doesn't have man-hands.)
Giada better be careful baring her teeth the way she does — she looks like something Sarah might want to shoot.
C'mon. She could never be a drag queen. Being a drag queen requires discretion, and the observation of a certain code of conduct (always be "on," never debase your drag persona). If Sarah Palin were a drag queen she'd be feeling up people's junk and waving her cock around for the sheer shock value high (for people shocked by cock). Sarah Palin is closer to the worlds first female female impersonator. There's a difference.
This would also explain why so many rigidly homophobic conservatives find her enchanting. You can overcompensate, fellas, but you can't quell the lust in your hearts.
If Sarah was a drag queen we'd know it, because she'd quit putting on her makeup and costume halfway through.
And she make somebody else pay for it.
OT, sorta…
Speaking of dragging, ol' Hopey did drag some things from this lame duck. DADT & today START & a couple of pennies for 911 first responders. Yeah, tax cutz for the Richie and Rachel Riche sucked a large one, but all & all not an entirely bad way to end the year. A very modest whoopie.
I somehow wonder if this wasn't part of the deal, but then I think, c'mon, that's like a reverse conspiracy theory. We want to like you, Barry, we really do.
I think that collective lump of anti talent up there in wasilla is an insult to drag queens everywhere.
Remember that thing a few months ago where she was all hypervigilant about her underwear? Hmmm.
This would also explain why Todd is such an asshole.
None buttsechs for Todd?
Or with Sarah's snow machine…if you know what I mean.
I was told that a drag queen was a someone with too much fashion sense for one person.
Sarah Palin is someone with absolutely no fashion sense and someone else's purse.
That was brilliant. I was laughing and didn't even know why.
oh cripes, here comes $arah's goon squad. BPalin and Willow.
Don't be such a canard.
Duck!
Duck Goose!
Get my Goose on?
I think I will!
/pours chilled G. Goose over ice (into a plastic cup)
//classy
What are they going to do? De-friend me?
She's certainly a skilled whore. Her Facebook page is a continuous advertisement for her books, her TV series, and now, her appearance in a CNN special about Haiti. She's missing out by not posting about the benefits of gold coins, vegetable seeds, and bulk ammo, however.
Yeah, I know you've seen this, but it's such beauty it can be viewed with joy forever:
http://flyinureye.wordpress.com/2010/12/17/haiti-...
Fuck HTML, once again I can't do an alternate link text.
Shame on you, Jack….drag queens are not to be belittled in this fashion!
Unless we are talking about deception, Palin and "skilled" should never be used in the same sentence.
Well that would explain what Todd sees in her.
A female female impersonator?
Yes, and oxymoron moron.
She’s got style, she’s got grace, She’s a winner.
She’s a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She’s a Lady.
Talkin’ about that little lady, and the lady is mine.
Well she’s never in the way
Always something nice to say, Oh what a blessing.
I can leave her on her own
Knowing she’s okay alone, and there’s no messing.
Indeed.
You know why this needs to be true? Because it would help explain all the other ridiculous shit in life. And i can get off the crazy pills then.
Awwwwww, Alaskunt is getting wattles. Welcome to the world of sagging and aching $arah. Everything gets bigger, hairier and lower to the ground. Those lovely tits that have brought you so much undeserved attention and opportunities are going to be bouncing off your knees like soccer balls before long, and all that hair you're losing upstairs will be taking firm root around your nether regions like kudzu in summer. It will take a winch to do a wax shortly. Enjoy! and Happy Holidays from your buddies watching from the sidelines!
I still like what Drew Carey said about getting old. You rhair leaves your head and marches down to your back, planting pimples along the way.
She makes Man Coulter look like a girl.
If a man pretending to be a woman is a drag queen, then what is a woman (Sarah is this case) pretending to be a human? (and doing it badly, I might add)
A Republican.
Come on, we all know that Adam's Apple is just a nice set of stretch marks left by Reagan's nutsack.
Palin and the Angry Inch?
Are you referring to Todd or Levi?
I knew it. Why else would she be so obsessed with bears?
So "hiding your candy" is not just for Easter anymore?
She'll take royalty in whatever form it arrives.
Is it too late for the (near obligatory) reference to One Of The Greatest Works In The History Of The English Language:
http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/2005/04/i_f...
It's so . . . so . . . Christmasy.
And did I mention the sequel?:
http://backinanncoultersasssaddleagain.blogspot.c...
Hark, the herald, Angels sing . . . .
I find it really fascinating how nasty you all can be! The truth is, people with evil hearts generally hate what is good. Sarah Palin is a good person with high standards and that is what drives you all to make such nasty comments, which do nothing more than reveal the wickedness that is surely a part of you! The word of God says, hate what is evil cling to what is good. You are all flipped around backwards, and the truth is "God still loves you all!"
You can see her acne scars right through her ecumenical makeup. No more closeup pictures of the future president.
Mama's gristly.
Tuck Nutz!
wow, the one in the 3rd video has that Sarah voice down!
Drag queen? I always figured she was following her Spirit Guide. That other screech-voiced, vapid-headed, word-mangling, punch-faced, bumpit-wearing, poofy-haired, fame-whoring wunderkind. You know, Snooki, the east coast, Jersey Shore version of…SNOWKI.
Katie Couric is on the case!
Inside the next 2 to 4 years she dumps Scott, flushes Trig down Prudhoe Bay and enjoys a very lucrative string of four figure contracts as "The Cunt Trees First Cougar." End of story. Hopefully.
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