Cut this guy a break, Barney Frank. He’s never showered near any other human. It’s icky. [Media Matters via everyone]
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Where does Barney Frank stand on gay soldiers dropping the soap?
Directly behind them.
I can go to other forums and hear the same joke and be offended, but I come here and feel right at home.
Hey-Yo!
Barney Frank — the new John Oliver.
Fine, Barney. But who gets the golden showers?
Glenn Beck?
Everyone should support gay showers; the stench of the unwashed is disgusting and bad to deal with, regardless of the who the BO source likes to fuck.
If CNSNews doesn't have separate showers I don't see why the military should.
If April flowers bring gay showers, what do gay showers bring?
Fabulous gay wedding gifts?
I was thinking "the floral arrangements for fancy June weddings (gay or straight)".
Sore asses?
Props – I guess – to Barney for actually taking the time to answer this assclown's question. I would have passed out from rolling my eyes too much.
The concept that they don't get is that military showers (hygiene as we called it) last no longer than two minutes. What kind of the ghey can you get in two minutes?
Certainly not the kind I'd pay to see!
They all shower together in the House of representatives? You'd think they would have separate facilities for (i) Steve King and (ii) everyone else.
Anything else would be way gross.
I'm surprised John McCain didn't ask for a study examining incidents of "shower rape" by all those testosterone fueled gay soldiers defiling the chaste virginity of those innocent, defenseless straight soldiers.
But I bet he wrote some fan fiction about it.
We should also be nervous when Barney says, "I'm gonna make it rain!"
This is exactly the sort of icky thing that John McCain was sent back to the Senate to defend us from!
I can't get over the wording of the question. Blah…blah…blah… They recommended that a gay and a straight will have to shower together… blah…blah…blah…
Yup, from now on you have to shower in pairs. One gay for every straight.
Ah yes, the buddy system; it never fails.
By the way, what happened to the big Lindsey Graham coming out party that was supposed to happen yesterday afternoon?
Everybody knows Republicans don't shower.
It sometimes seems like the GOP/Right Wing spokes-models/reporters think that the homosexuals just popped-up in the last couple of years.
They act like homosexuality is some fashion fad that just won't go away… much like religion.
Barney handed this douchebag his head. Is this CNS News service proud of that? Are they proud of their stupidity? Palinesque indeed.
I have happily (some might even say gaily) handed everyone a thumb-job on this most glorious of days. I love my Gay Muslim President.
Barney is a true veteran and as such, recognized he had a lightweight on his hands here. He knew handing this kid his ass was a piece of cake and played him for the inexperienced jaggoff he was and is. It was fun to watch and I think Barney enjoyed it, too. Speaking of showers, though; the kid/reporter seems like the kind of youngster who would step out of the shower to take a leak. I wonder if he realized he had his lunch money, his book-bag and his allowance taken from him by Barney.
CNS is under the Brightfart umbrella of news organizations, isn't it?
But I thought the gheyz just licked each other clean, like cats.
Hey, you know who else made homosexuals take showers together?
Jesus?
A hot-and-bothered San Fernando valley porn producer?
Who wouldn't support gay showers? I mean, even to homophobic conservatives the only thing more hated than a clean gay is a dirty gay, right? In my 1950's handbook, here, it says that the gays are a clean and industrious people. Let's keep it that way. Keep gays clean!
BTW, why is it always the focus on the men? What about hot lesbian showers?
Don't worry straighties. If anyone throws themselves at you, you can always scream.
It's amazing. All these trolls that think they're gay date-bait couldn't attract flies in real life.
That bulldog made a gay wink at me.
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