JUST WHIPPING IT OUT  2:48 pm December 22, 2010

Barney Frank Defends Gay Showers

by Jack Stuef

Cut this guy a break, Barney Frank. He’s never showered near any other human. It’s icky. [Media Matters via everyone]

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SexySmurf December 22, 2010 at 3:01 pm

Where does Barney Frank stand on gay soldiers dropping the soap?

twoeightnine December 22, 2010 at 3:37 pm

Directly behind them.

CalamityJames December 22, 2010 at 5:06 pm

I can go to other forums and hear the same joke and be offended, but I come here and feel right at home.

Negropolis December 23, 2010 at 12:08 am


chickensmack December 22, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Barney Frank — the new John Oliver.

elviouslyqueer December 22, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Fine, Barney. But who gets the golden showers?

LionelHutzEsq December 22, 2010 at 8:14 pm

Glenn Beck?

SorosBot December 22, 2010 at 3:09 pm

Everyone should support gay showers; the stench of the unwashed is disgusting and bad to deal with, regardless of the who the BO source likes to fuck.

SayItWithWookies December 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm

If CNSNews doesn't have separate showers I don't see why the military should.

Extemporanus December 22, 2010 at 3:12 pm

If April flowers bring gay showers, what do gay showers bring?

SorosBot December 22, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Fabulous gay wedding gifts?

horsedreamer_1 December 23, 2010 at 11:04 am

I was thinking "the floral arrangements for fancy June weddings (gay or straight)".

LionelHutzEsq December 22, 2010 at 8:15 pm

Sore asses?

LocalGirlMakesGoo December 22, 2010 at 3:17 pm

Props – I guess – to Barney for actually taking the time to answer this assclown's question. I would have passed out from rolling my eyes too much.

CalamityJames December 22, 2010 at 4:49 pm

The concept that they don't get is that military showers (hygiene as we called it) last no longer than two minutes. What kind of the ghey can you get in two minutes?

LocalGirlMakesGoo December 22, 2010 at 4:56 pm

Certainly not the kind I'd pay to see!

SmutBoffin December 22, 2010 at 3:17 pm

They all shower together in the House of representatives? You'd think they would have separate facilities for (i) Steve King and (ii) everyone else.

Anything else would be way gross.

neiltheblaze December 22, 2010 at 3:25 pm

I'm surprised John McCain didn't ask for a study examining incidents of "shower rape" by all those testosterone fueled gay soldiers defiling the chaste virginity of those innocent, defenseless straight soldiers.

SexySmurf December 22, 2010 at 3:28 pm

But I bet he wrote some fan fiction about it.

Radiotherapy December 22, 2010 at 3:28 pm

We should also be nervous when Barney says, "I'm gonna make it rain!"

Come here a minute December 22, 2010 at 3:34 pm

This is exactly the sort of icky thing that John McCain was sent back to the Senate to defend us from!

twoeightnine December 22, 2010 at 3:39 pm

I can't get over the wording of the question. Blah…blah…blah… They recommended that a gay and a straight will have to shower together… blah…blah…blah…

Yup, from now on you have to shower in pairs. One gay for every straight.

Negropolis December 23, 2010 at 12:13 am

Ah yes, the buddy system; it never fails.

tcaalaw December 22, 2010 at 3:42 pm

By the way, what happened to the big Lindsey Graham coming out party that was supposed to happen yesterday afternoon?

GodShammgod December 22, 2010 at 3:46 pm

Everybody knows Republicans don't shower.

OkieDokieDog December 22, 2010 at 3:53 pm

It sometimes seems like the GOP/Right Wing spokes-models/reporters think that the homosexuals just popped-up in the last couple of years.

They act like homosexuality is some fashion fad that just won't go away… much like religion.

Ducksworthy December 22, 2010 at 3:57 pm

Barney handed this douchebag his head. Is this CNS News service proud of that? Are they proud of their stupidity? Palinesque indeed.

CalamityJames December 22, 2010 at 5:09 pm

I have happily (some might even say gaily) handed everyone a thumb-job on this most glorious of days. I love my Gay Muslim President.

ttommyunger December 22, 2010 at 5:18 pm

Barney is a true veteran and as such, recognized he had a lightweight on his hands here. He knew handing this kid his ass was a piece of cake and played him for the inexperienced jaggoff he was and is. It was fun to watch and I think Barney enjoyed it, too. Speaking of showers, though; the kid/reporter seems like the kind of youngster who would step out of the shower to take a leak. I wonder if he realized he had his lunch money, his book-bag and his allowance taken from him by Barney.

jim89048 December 22, 2010 at 7:48 pm

CNS is under the Brightfart umbrella of news organizations, isn't it?

LionelHutzEsq December 22, 2010 at 8:16 pm

But I thought the gheyz just licked each other clean, like cats.

imissopus December 22, 2010 at 10:56 pm

Hey, you know who else made homosexuals take showers together?

LionelHutzEsq December 22, 2010 at 11:49 pm


Negropolis December 23, 2010 at 12:15 am

A hot-and-bothered San Fernando valley porn producer?

Negropolis December 23, 2010 at 12:09 am

Who wouldn't support gay showers? I mean, even to homophobic conservatives the only thing more hated than a clean gay is a dirty gay, right? In my 1950's handbook, here, it says that the gays are a clean and industrious people. Let's keep it that way. Keep gays clean!

BTW, why is it always the focus on the men? What about hot lesbian showers?

JoshuaNorton December 23, 2010 at 2:43 am

Don't worry straighties. If anyone throws themselves at you, you can always scream.

It's amazing. All these trolls that think they're gay date-bait couldn't attract flies in real life.

salt_bagel December 23, 2010 at 9:54 am

That bulldog made a gay wink at me.

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