News just whipping it out Barney Frank Defends Gay Showers By Jack Stuef - December 22, 2010 - 2:48pm 37 SHARE Facebook Twitter Add to Flipboard Magazine. Cut this guy a break, Barney Frank. He’s never showered near any other human. It’s icky. [Media Matters via everyone] Give Us Money: $ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Homeland Security Just Took A Year To Tell States They Got Hacked By Russia. THEY WERE ON A BREAK. Trump Wants To Make Football Great Again: More Degenerative Brain Diseases, Less Free Speech Your Wonkette Weekly Top Ten Has Excellent Taste In Terrible Men! SexySmurf Where does Barney Frank stand on gay soldiers dropping the soap? twoeightnine Directly behind them. CalamityJames I can go to other forums and hear the same joke and be offended, but I come here and feel right at home. Negropolis Hey-Yo! chickensmack Barney Frank — the new John Oliver. elviouslyqueer Fine, Barney. But who gets the golden showers? LionelHutzEsq Glenn Beck? SorosBot Everyone should support gay showers; the stench of the unwashed is disgusting and bad to deal with, regardless of the who the BO source likes to fuck. SayItWithWookies If CNSNews doesn't have separate showers I don't see why the military should. Extemporanus If April flowers bring gay showers, what do gay showers bring? SorosBot Fabulous gay wedding gifts? horsedreamer_1 I was thinking "the floral arrangements for fancy June weddings (gay or straight)". LionelHutzEsq Sore asses? LocalGirlMakesGoo Props – I guess – to Barney for actually taking the time to answer this assclown's question. I would have passed out from rolling my eyes too much. CalamityJames The concept that they don't get is that military showers (hygiene as we called it) last no longer than two minutes. What kind of the ghey can you get in two minutes? LocalGirlMakesGoo Certainly not the kind I'd pay to see! SmutBoffin They all shower together in the House of representatives? You'd think they would have separate facilities for (i) Steve King and (ii) everyone else. Anything else would be way gross. neiltheblaze I'm surprised John McCain didn't ask for a study examining incidents of "shower rape" by all those testosterone fueled gay soldiers defiling the chaste virginity of those innocent, defenseless straight soldiers. SexySmurf But I bet he wrote some fan fiction about it. Radiotherapy We should also be nervous when Barney says, "I'm gonna make it rain!" Come here a minute This is exactly the sort of icky thing that John McCain was sent back to the Senate to defend us from! twoeightnine I can't get over the wording of the question. Blah…blah…blah… They recommended that a gay and a straight will have to shower together… blah…blah…blah… Yup, from now on you have to shower in pairs. One gay for every straight. Negropolis Ah yes, the buddy system; it never fails. tcaalaw By the way, what happened to the big Lindsey Graham coming out party that was supposed to happen yesterday afternoon? GodShammgod Everybody knows Republicans don't shower. OkieDokieDog It sometimes seems like the GOP/Right Wing spokes-models/reporters think that the homosexuals just popped-up in the last couple of years. They act like homosexuality is some fashion fad that just won't go away… much like religion. Ducksworthy Barney handed this douchebag his head. Is this CNS News service proud of that? Are they proud of their stupidity? Palinesque indeed. CalamityJames I have happily (some might even say gaily) handed everyone a thumb-job on this most glorious of days. I love my Gay Muslim President. ttommyunger Barney is a true veteran and as such, recognized he had a lightweight on his hands here. He knew handing this kid his ass was a piece of cake and played him for the inexperienced jaggoff he was and is. It was fun to watch and I think Barney enjoyed it, too. Speaking of showers, though; the kid/reporter seems like the kind of youngster who would step out of the shower to take a leak. I wonder if he realized he had his lunch money, his book-bag and his allowance taken from him by Barney. jim89048 CNS is under the Brightfart umbrella of news organizations, isn't it? LionelHutzEsq But I thought the gheyz just licked each other clean, like cats. imissopus Hey, you know who else made homosexuals take showers together? LionelHutzEsq Jesus? Negropolis A hot-and-bothered San Fernando valley porn producer? Negropolis Who wouldn't support gay showers? I mean, even to homophobic conservatives the only thing more hated than a clean gay is a dirty gay, right? In my 1950's handbook, here, it says that the gays are a clean and industrious people. Let's keep it that way. Keep gays clean! BTW, why is it always the focus on the men? What about hot lesbian showers? JoshuaNorton Don't worry straighties. If anyone throws themselves at you, you can always scream. It's amazing. All these trolls that think they're gay date-bait couldn't attract flies in real life. salt_bagel That bulldog made a gay wink at me. Previous articleAssociated Press Attempts To Bore People To Death With Video of RainNext articleD.C. Sans People: A Christmas Miracle!