THEY ALWAYS TAKE IT BACK  11:27 am December 21, 2010

AFA’s Bryan Fischer: ‘Obama Wants To Give America Back To the Indians’

by Jack Stuef

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOWThe American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer writes about important religious issues, so of course his attention today has turned to the heathen American Indians who were righteously defeated by the kind, ethical, Christian cowboys. American presidents have traditionally been pro-cowboy regarding this epic struggle. But then Barack Obama got elected. “President Obama wants to give the entire land mass of the United States of America back to the Indians,” Fischer says. “He wants Indian tribes to be our new overlords.” And what’s more, Obama is in league with the U.N., which owns property on the isle of Manhattan (formerly owned by Native Americans), to make this happen.

President Obama likes the “U.N. Declaration on Rights of Indigenous Peoples.” He says it can “help reaffirm the principles that should guide our future.”

The State Department added helpfully that although the declaration is not legally binding, it “carries considerable moral and political force and complements the president’s ongoing efforts to address historical inequities faced by indigenous communities in the United States.”

So here we have a document that never will become international law, but rather is a nice “we’re sorry” to indigenous groups. So: THE INJINS ARE GONNA TAKE OVER ALL OUR PROPERTY, INCLUDING THE PRECIOUS FOUR-WHEELERS OUT BACK IN THE SHED.

I see no reason why the president, after he leaves office, can’t submit himself to the authority of any Indian tribe he wants to. Perhaps he figures that, as an adopted Crow Indian, he will be the new chief over this revived Indian empire.

Perhaps, on the other hand, Bryan Fischer is insane.

This is, of course, an affront to Christmas. Was Jesus born in a wigwam, swaddled in corn husks, and given gifts of tobacco and moccasins by a few Indian lacrosse bros on their way to a cider kegger? NO. Save it for Thanksgiving, Obama. [AFA]

 
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4TheTurnstiles December 21, 2010 at 11:30 am

Fischer, show us your Wampum! Open your wigwam for Black Man Pemmican!

jus_wonderin December 21, 2010 at 11:32 am

Bryan Fischer = fuck head. (sorry, he pisses me off).

Gleem_McShineys December 21, 2010 at 2:29 pm

Yes! You should apologize, for that kind of language is obscene!

Obscenely polite, considering what kind of deserving epithets you should rain down upon this ambulatory fucksack of leaking asshole disorders and congealed jackal jizzum, which leaves endless sickly stains (or 'editorials') upon his purported religion and species, under the name of Bryan Fischer.

SorosBot December 21, 2010 at 11:32 am

The Indians don't deserve the land anyway, since when Jesus came to them after his crucifixion these descendants of the lost tribes of Israel didn't listen to his teachings.

elviouslyqueer December 21, 2010 at 11:41 am

Okay, SorosBot, step away slowly from The Book of Mormon and no one will get hurt.

SorosBot December 21, 2010 at 11:45 am

But I want my own planet to rule with my army of wives after I die!

Negropolis December 21, 2010 at 10:49 pm

Sister-wives are the best wives. They're like Stepford Wives, but you get a bundle of them.

LeAlbatross December 21, 2010 at 11:47 am

Thou Shalt Not Mock "Jesus: The Western"!

PartyMarty December 21, 2010 at 12:02 pm

Christianity 2: Jesus Goes West!

Negropolis December 21, 2010 at 10:50 pm

And then all up-side they heads!

Not_So_Much December 21, 2010 at 11:50 am

Oooo! Start quoting the 'begat' section. Fascinating reading.

ShaveTheWhales December 22, 2010 at 1:09 am

Well, and he nuked 'em all at the time, too.

ttommyunger December 21, 2010 at 11:33 am

This moron gets nuttier every time he opens his piehole. Naturally, since he is rabidly anti-Obama, there will be those who will hang on his every verbal bowel movement, but I absurdly continue to hope that he or his supporters will somehow develop a sense of shame and simply go away. Silly me.

Angry_Marmot December 21, 2010 at 12:01 pm
ttommyunger December 21, 2010 at 4:20 pm

Through and through.

Lascauxcaveman December 21, 2010 at 11:34 am

Indians (to Fischer): We don't want it back.

StillGoinGreen December 21, 2010 at 12:03 pm

Indians (to Obomber): "Can't you just bomb Canada and give that to us?"

SexySmurf December 21, 2010 at 11:34 am

Bryan's not blaming the gays for this? He must be slipping.

DeeJayKitteh December 21, 2010 at 11:52 am

Don't get him started on the gay Indians.

OneDollarJuana December 21, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Gotta admit it, those headdresses are fabulous!

Allmighty_Manos December 21, 2010 at 11:36 am

I for one welcome our new Indian overlords and look forward to job retraining so I can play a productive role in our new casino-based economy.

slithytoves December 21, 2010 at 11:49 am

Nuh uh. The Indians will outsource to the real Indians, as justice demands.

StillGoinGreen December 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Jeebis – this just fucks up EVERYTHING!! I have been practicing my Mandarin Chinese for 3 years now, so now you tell me I have to learn Atikamekw??!!1!!!1!

HistoriCat December 21, 2010 at 12:15 pm

I was just assuming we would all have to flee eastwards. Here's to hoping we can make it onto a helicopter which gets us to a ship heading for Europe.

MarshallBanana December 21, 2010 at 2:15 pm

We already have a casino-based economy. It's called the "stock market".

slithytoves December 21, 2010 at 11:37 am

he will be the new chief over this revived Indian empire.

Which one? The Mauryas, the Mughal's? What?

jus_wonderin December 21, 2010 at 11:40 am

The Morlocks?

SorosBot December 21, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Bring back the Aztecs and give them fundamentalist Christians like, say, Bryan Fisher for their heart-ripping rites.

blinky_twinkie December 21, 2010 at 11:39 am

Hell, *I* want to give America back to the Indians.

Mahousu December 21, 2010 at 3:46 pm

Seeing as the Indians haven't even been able to do much with the American League recently, I have my doubts that they're ready for all of America. Sorry.

blinky_twinkie December 21, 2010 at 3:52 pm

Seriously? Dude, they were here before we showed up, and even though they weren't a single entity or tribe but hundreds, they still as a people with similar values did MUCH better with an entire continent for at least a thousand years than we have in only two hundred and fifty years. Indigenous people didn't wipe out the North American buffalo or leave people to rot and starve in their own filth on a regular basis. Believe me, if they're not handling their own very well right now, that's as much OUR fault as it is theirs. (And I'd still trust this country in the hands of the American League sooner than I would Mitch McConnell, thank you very much.)

elviouslyqueer December 21, 2010 at 11:39 am

I for one welcome our red-skinned, fancy-feather-headdressed, wampum-shilling overlords.

jim89048 December 21, 2010 at 12:11 pm

Note to EQ: We don't all dress like a Village People Person…

elviouslyqueer December 21, 2010 at 12:22 pm

But, but… you still have tom-toms beating in the background every time you talk, like the guy from Western Sky Financial, amirite?

jim89048 December 21, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Yes, but it's actually just a leftover soundtrack from the Hamm's beer commercials, from the land of sky-blue waters!

WALLYPIP December 21, 2010 at 11:39 am

I like this trend. I think Obama should be the new Redskins' QB.

Sparky_McGruff December 21, 2010 at 11:48 am

I'd like to see Mitch McConnell as the QB, but just for a few plays. Perhaps with John McCain and Lindsay Graham as offensive linemen. That's change I can believe in.

V572625694 December 21, 2010 at 11:48 am

He couldn't do any worse.

PhilippePetain December 21, 2010 at 11:41 am

Huh….seeing as how there's about one native American for every 1.5 square miles in the U.S., it seems like this might not be a plausible thing that could happen.

Gleem_McShineys December 21, 2010 at 2:43 pm

It's almost like you applied logic to the puddle of mental butt-vom that Bryan shat out onto the internet!

It is attitudes like yours that will absolutely ruin the fearmongering christianist shriek-industry for all of America!

…I wish.

twoeightnine December 21, 2010 at 11:42 am

I'm pretty sure this was foretold by the Book of Mormon II, Back Thanks to the Black.

deanbooth December 21, 2010 at 11:43 am

*makes fist and screams into sky* Gutenberg!!!

harry_palmer December 21, 2010 at 11:44 am

White Familly Chief need to pull head out of ass so maybe stop talking shit.

Buzz Feedback December 21, 2010 at 11:44 am

Does this mean I'm getting my HBC blanket and case of gin back?

Angry_Marmot December 21, 2010 at 11:58 am

Hope they washed out the smallpox first.

prommie December 21, 2010 at 11:45 am

The Cleveland Indians? Really? Why give the US to a baseball team?

Negropolis December 21, 2010 at 10:56 pm

Why not? They couldn't possibly run the nation any worse than the Republicans. Just so long as he doesn't give us to the Orioles, I'm fine.

mereoblivion December 21, 2010 at 11:46 am

Home on the Range we can believe in.

Bugeyes December 21, 2010 at 11:46 am

Actually, giving the land back to the Indians could solve the coyote infestation problem. The coyote population has grown because its natural preditor, the native American, has diminished.

Blendergoathead December 21, 2010 at 11:46 am

I, too, will welcome our new, indigenous overlords, on one condition – we get to tie Bryan Fischer (and every teabagger we can find) to the ground somewhere on the Great Plains and run them over (repeatedly) with herds of buffalo (or monster trucks, if we can't find any more buffalo).

And the entire NRO staff. Also.

metamarcisf December 21, 2010 at 11:47 am

The original title of the article appearing at AFA.NET was

"A Huge Problem: Injun Inbreeding"

chickensmack December 21, 2010 at 11:48 am

That really irritates me, about how Obama would sell out to his Crow brethren. I will never abandon my Tom Servo heritage.

Gleem_McShineys December 21, 2010 at 2:52 pm

All the Gypsies have probably died out by now. Basehart bless their souls.

simplyblue7 December 21, 2010 at 11:48 am

How about I rub some small pox all over a blanket and give it to Bryan Fischer.

Ruhe December 21, 2010 at 11:50 am

Historical claims of indigenous American tribes = bad. Historical claims of indigenous Israeli tribes = good. Got it.

harry_palmer December 21, 2010 at 12:02 pm

Historical claims of indigenous American tribes supported by mountains of irrefutable evidence that Fischer doesn't even deny = bad. Historical claims of indigenous Israeli tribes made up of ludicrous nonsense some Bronze Age cultists pulled out of their asses = good.

Just to clarify.

snoopyfan2010 December 21, 2010 at 1:26 pm

Oh no you didn't! But just to clarify further……a song….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU9GYLzONaI

SayItWithWookies December 21, 2010 at 11:50 am

You'd think after more than five hundred years of being hunted like animals, forced off their land, wiped out, betrayed, swindled, raped, robbed, forced to walk to their new homes in tractless wastelands, abandoned and forgotten, it would be the Indians who would be bitter and resentful. But no, it's the white dude. Go fuckin' figure.

V572625694 December 21, 2010 at 12:10 pm

They learned it from Rush & Co. Even when the repubes had the White House, the entire Congress and bunch of hacks on the Supreme Court in their stable, they were still acting all butt-hurt about how mean the liberals were to them. Alaskunt is the world's champion victim-whiner, sort of the apotheosis of the entire process.

mumbly_joe December 21, 2010 at 12:32 pm

You forgot "kidnapped and sent to re-education camps".

I mean, compared to the rest of the genocide things, it does pale a bit, but let's at least be comprehensive here.

Not_So_Much December 21, 2010 at 11:51 am

Surprising that Bryan can write anything. I presume his keyboard, like everything else he touches, is covered in his own poo.

HistoriCat December 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm

There's probably some jizz spurts from when he was thinking about teh gheys.

weejee December 21, 2010 at 11:51 am

Does this mean the corn stalk will be pulled from Chief Illiwek's heart and a zombie Chief will crawl out from the PC crypt to dance at feetsbawl games?

V572625694 December 21, 2010 at 11:52 am

Anybody want to do a live chat over at the AFA store?
http://store.afa.net/

Post your transcripts, pleez! And don't start on the buttßechs-sprechen too soon or they'll know you're fucking with them.

kenlayisalive December 21, 2010 at 11:59 am

Nice! Will have to post link on 4chan.

Christy: Good morning!

Don: Cood Morning!

Don: I have been greatly interested in Bryan Fischers blog.

Christy: How can I help you today?

Don: I was recently reading in the AFA blog about how Obama is going to give America back to the Indians and the UN.

Don: I assume becasuse he is a Muslim.

Don: Do you have any books on this topic?

Christy: We do not, I'm sorry.

Don: Or mugs?

Don: Anti homosexual mugs?

Don: with anti gay slogans?

Don: It is christmas time, after all

Christy: If you have any comments you would like to pass on to Bryan, please do so at comments@afa.net. If you have a question about an item we sell in our store, I am happy to help with this. Otherwise, you will need to use the e-mail address provided above.

Don: Will I receive my order of anti-homosexual mugs by christmas time?

Christy: Have a merry Christmas. Goodbye.

Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

V572625694 December 21, 2010 at 12:11 pm

Well done! Was her name really Christ-ee?

kenlayisalive December 21, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Yes! You only get one shot at this. Got booted right off on retry. IP address as I reset my session. Proxy time…

But, if anyone wants to use my idea:

Ask: "Do you have any books that help people who feel they might be homosexuals to change their ways through prayer?"

and then tell them:

"Great! The shipping address would be:

Senator Lindsey Graham
290 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510"

chickensmack December 21, 2010 at 12:06 pm

Regarding a DVD product called What Hath Darwin Wrought, the sell lines include this nugget: "Charles Darwin loved his wife and children. He paid his taxes and he never kicked his dog. But Charles Darwin had a big idea, and ideas have consequences."

Why are there never any notable consequences for believing in Jesus?

V572625694 December 21, 2010 at 12:12 pm

Never kicked his dog? Even when he woke up late at night and had to stumble down the hall to the bathroom, if he had one?. I doubt it.

These people will believe anything. Except science.

DoktorZoom December 21, 2010 at 7:03 pm

Dude, Darwin really, really loved his dawgses. Anecdote has it that he would warmly greet his dog when he returned home, before his wife & children.

V572625694 December 22, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Yet another reason to admire him.

Plowmon December 21, 2010 at 11:52 am

Do they get the national debt too?

V572625694 December 21, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Only the part that was acquired through projects on Indian reservations.

So: no.

SorosBot December 21, 2010 at 11:55 am

The Indians have already taken half our shitty jobs, so taking over wouldn't be too tricky; besides, they make good movies, seem to have a more functional disfunctional democracy than we do, and most importantly produce the world's hottest women, so I for one welcome our new Indian overlords.

nonbeliever7 December 21, 2010 at 11:56 am

Hmmmm, unexplained fear of gays AND Indians. I'm thinking Fischer had a bad night when he wore a Village People Indian costume for Halloween.

V572625694 December 21, 2010 at 12:20 pm

No one told him what the "Village" in "Village People" really means, poor guy.

twogoats December 21, 2010 at 12:01 pm

Just when some of y'all were wondering how Hopey was different from Ronnie Reagan.

I mean aside from not sleeping through cabinet meetings and all.

WABishop December 21, 2010 at 12:08 pm

Or exhibiting early signs of dementia while in office.

hagajim December 21, 2010 at 12:02 pm

Me thinkum that Bryan Fisher has been in the heat lodge with too much peyote for too long.

WarAndGee December 21, 2010 at 12:03 pm

"He wants Indian tribes to be our new overlords."

No fucking way, I will not trade my Comcast, Koch, ADM, Military Industial complex overlords for some maize and moccasins.

Thanks for your measured, reasoned, loonballery, Mr. Shit for Brains

DustBowlBlues December 21, 2010 at 12:03 pm

Has this guy not read the Book of Mormon? Everyone knows that those three unaccounted for days were when Jesus came to North America and taught the Indians about horse back riding.

Do we not have a thread to vote for worst Xmas music, or have I just been reading V17345463737474392846583902384's complaints about Little Drummer Boy so many times that it seems like it? Whatever. This is an ethnic one, so right on topic about Indians and so forth.

Fuck Feliz Navidad and the mormon horse Jose Feliciana rode in on. Fuck that song completely. It's like the only ethnic song whoever chooses crap Xmas music knows and they stick it in the grotesque soundtrack every 3rd or 4th song for cultural diversity, or something. MAKE IT STOP!

V572625694 December 21, 2010 at 12:16 pm

♪ ♫"Cum," they told me, "when-I'm-in-your-bum"
"You'll like it long-and-hard right up in your bum."
I'm just an altar boy, so isn't it dumb?
Priests chase me night and day to get in my bum♪ ♫

That should finish it off for everyone, and thanks for the shout out, Dusty.

elviouslyqueer December 21, 2010 at 12:55 pm

What? You don't like the Celine Dion version? For SHAME.

not that Dewey December 21, 2010 at 12:04 pm

Does this explain the suspicious odor at the UN building?

bumfug December 21, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Oh, sure, take the land, suck everything good out of it and spray poison over what's left. Populate it with grotesquely obese and incredibly stupid people, then give it back. I think "kemo sabe" means "go fuck yourselves."

Refudiation December 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm

If I write incoherent, illogical and hate-filled screeds, I run the risk of getting committed or, at best, just ignored. This guy does it and gets paid. So not fair.

chickensmack December 21, 2010 at 12:21 pm

But-but-but-but you're a commentator on Wonkette. I want to express how much I love laughing here — and I mean when I must literally lay on the floor to stop hyperventilating. While it'd be nicer to get paid for it, I'm happy with this community of acerbic people.

And he gets paid in blood dollars by people who agree with his guano-faucetry. Also.

genxr December 21, 2010 at 12:37 pm

Occasionally, Cindy McCain gets upset at what's written here, so there's that.

greenloner December 21, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Re Fischer's sanity or no: No perhaps about it. He's nuts.

CapeClod December 21, 2010 at 12:11 pm

"Perhaps, on the other hand, Bryan Fischer is insane."

This becomes clearer and clearer with every article he posts.

OneDollarJuana December 21, 2010 at 12:17 pm

I thought he was Kenyan.

chickensmack December 21, 2010 at 12:17 pm

Unless otherwise noted, the opinions expressed are the author’s and do not necessarily reflect the views of the American Family Association or American Family Radio.

The disclaimer at the end of Bryan Fischer's fucking CHRISTIAN OPINION BLOG.

I read this as AFA's way of saying "Fuck no, we're not sticking our neck out for his pontification, even though it looks like we do, since we are giving him the depth and breadth of our Holy website."

imissopus December 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm

Years ago I briefly lived above an Indian restaurant in Boston and the entire building always smelled like curry. Is Bryan Fischer saying the entire United States will soon smell like curry? Because I don't think I could handle that.

Palin '12 – Because Nobama Wants Us All To Smell Like Curry.

elviouslyqueer December 21, 2010 at 12:34 pm

Palin/MSG 2012! So spicy!

NuttGobbler December 21, 2010 at 12:23 pm

Blame it on firewater when you murdered our daughters… we forgive you, we forgive you, we forgive you!

(And if anybody gets that reference, you're a sick fuck and I love you.)

notreelyhelping December 21, 2010 at 12:27 pm

When the story finally breaks, with television footage, of the authorities dragging his guy out of the building, his arms bound in a jacket, I will be among those less than surprised.

WALLYPIP December 21, 2010 at 12:28 pm

Obama's new tome: Bury My Heart at Wounded Lip.

genxr December 21, 2010 at 12:36 pm

"I see no reason why the president, after he leaves office, can’t submit himself to the authority of any Indian tribe he wants to. Perhaps he figures that, as an adopted Crow Indian, he will be the new chief over this revived Indian empire."

Even funnier than the idea that he's going to give our white women to the injuns, is the implication that any American citizen can declare himself the new chief of any Indian tribe.

Wait, that's not actually funny at all.

JustPixelz December 21, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Given the vehemence of TP'ers, wingnutz and AFA-bots over illegal immigration, they should support this. Pretty much all of us are anchor babies to the Native Americans.

genxr December 21, 2010 at 12:59 pm

They wouldn't have to spend so much on welfare if it wasn't for us!

PeaceWithHonor December 21, 2010 at 12:55 pm

When will Obama get off his ass and do something about the Native American nuclear program? They say it's for peaceful use but you can't trust them. Is it because Obama was born on a reservation?

mereoblivion December 21, 2010 at 2:13 pm

There are Native American reservations in Kenya? I mean, Indonesia?

GunTotingProgressive December 21, 2010 at 12:56 pm

Too soon!

Ducksworthy December 21, 2010 at 12:59 pm

This all ties together, The Mormons hold that the indians are really Lamanites, the lost tribe of Israel and the American Jeebus came to them and preached some sort of Mormon science fiction. So I we give Amurrika back to the indians, can the Joos leave palestine and settle in Utah as they were meant to?

donner_froh December 21, 2010 at 1:11 pm

Even if Bryan Fisher was something other than a lying sack of shit, it is clear that his article is either the product of a diseased mind or just some random words that someone at AFA formed into sentences.

The tip-off is the reference to the U.N. If you have ever dealt with the U.N. or if you know anyone who has ever done so then you know that the best way to make sure nothing will happen on an issue is to involve the United Nations.

MistaEko December 21, 2010 at 1:13 pm

Pssh. Given the Native American rate of production on hydralisks, mutalisks, and its research into Dark Swarm, we won't be seeing any domination by Indian Overlords for quite some time.

Construct additional pylons, Fischer.

BeWoot December 21, 2010 at 1:28 pm

Hey, the Indians can have Florida and Oklahoma. And it would be nice if Texas would move back to Mexico.

genxr December 21, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Those of us in the tech industry know all about Indian overlords. Hey-O!

Lost_Teabaggers December 21, 2010 at 2:06 pm

You know, a generation ago people this batshit crazy would have been carrying signs outside that said "the end is NIGH!" as a segway into this kind of numnutted fuckwittery. How is it that someone like Brian Fischer can be so totally insane, so completely and utterly off base and still have a major forum to express his insanity? My only question is, if the Republicans have become crazier and crazier with each generation what does that say about the x-er neanderthals or the y neanderthals? Shall I be prepared for big laughs or the election of a president who's so crazy he or she nukes Russia because they don't celebrate Christmas the "right way"? Or should I just assume that Republicans aren't any crazier now (after all the John Birch Society and Phyllis Schafly et. al did exist before now) and just look forward to many more good laughs at these idiots over the years?

cheaphits December 21, 2010 at 2:20 pm

That's pretty much the plan.

SorosBot December 21, 2010 at 3:34 pm

That'll show 'em not to exchange gifts on Jan. 6.

DoktorZoom December 21, 2010 at 7:12 pm

Ahem. Segue. Not Segway.

That is all.

Extemporanus December 21, 2010 at 2:23 pm

In response to Bryan Fischer's claim that President Obama wants to give America back to the Indians, the White House just issued the following statement:

"How! How?"

ShaveTheWhales December 22, 2010 at 1:14 am

Me know how. Want know when.

OzoneTom December 21, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Nothing more Christian than giving all of those blankets to those needy aboriginals.

ChuckieJesus December 21, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Next time I'll be full blooded / 'Stead of half-Cherokee / I'll put on warpaint / Then they'll listen to me…

slappypaddy December 21, 2010 at 2:53 pm

just plain nuts in a fancy wrapper.

NorthStarSpanx December 21, 2010 at 3:01 pm

People like Sarah Palin, who is married to a Tribally enrolled member, are the first to NOT practice apologetics to the First Peoples, cause, you know, that would mean giving up hunting and fishing equality for all Greenhorne, red-neck, rouge couge, piss n' vinegar 20 y/o military virgins in the State and whatnot.

iburl December 21, 2010 at 4:20 pm

Brian Fischer needs to spend about 2 days in a New Age Guru's sweat lodge.

Skulander December 21, 2010 at 4:28 pm

I've always wondered after whom the AFA would go once gays and lesbians gain their civil rights.

I guess we have the beginning of an answer here.

BarackMyWorld December 21, 2010 at 6:08 pm

Between obliviousness to the American Indian Movement, women's liberation, failure of the Vietnam War, the latter part of the civil rights movement…I'm getting the distinct impression that the entire conservative movement was in a coma from the time Goldwater lost until Reagan won, and missed the interceding 16 years of social change.

glamourdammerung December 21, 2010 at 6:14 pm

Giving America back to the Indians? Wow, that is mighty Christian of President Obama.

Redhead December 21, 2010 at 7:29 pm

I thought the Chinese were our new overlords?

Make up your mind Fischer! I know you think all those dark people look alike, but surely even you don't think the Chinese look like the Native Americans! (The Japanese and Thai, maybe, but not the Native Americans!)

Rotundo_ December 21, 2010 at 7:55 pm

You would think the AFA would be a little embarassed by this sort of idiotic commentary. I would have shown the dumbass the door when he went off on killing off all the grizzly bears. But still Bryan goes on and on, finding new and better ways to demonstrate his ignorance. They either could care less how they appear to the public or are actively courting the christian idiot population.

finallyhappy December 21, 2010 at 8:53 pm

AFA is not embarassed by anything.

Negropolis December 21, 2010 at 10:47 pm

Ahhh, I long for the days when our racism was more quaint. You know, like pre-2008. Remember those days, you guys?

So, let's get this straight. Obama is in cahoots with the Malays, the Kenyans, the Arabs, the Indians (slurpee South Asians), and now the other Indians (feathers)? Did I get that right?

Negropolis December 21, 2010 at 10:48 pm

Oh, I almost forgot: Remeber the Little-Big Horn!

Negropolis December 21, 2010 at 11:00 pm

You know the whole thing Chief Joseph said about fighting no more, forever? Yeah, I wish they'd really reconsider that, like, right now.

Steverino247 December 21, 2010 at 11:47 pm

"Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association was diagnosed with general paresis earlier today and will be stepping down as spokesperson for the organization, it was announced this afternoon…" Any fucking minute now from the looks of things.

FlownOver December 22, 2010 at 12:11 am

Me, I'd be happy to give back just enough land as would be needed to stake down this human tumor in the broiling sun, slit his eyelids and pour fire ants over his tender vittles.

Oh, and in the meantime, peace on earth, good will to all persons except Bryan Fischer.

ShaveTheWhales December 22, 2010 at 1:13 am

I'm prepared to welcome the badly-acted lizard people from V if they'll just cap this motherfucker on the way in.

I know I'm going out on a limb here, but I think he's a more robust source of incoherent hatred than FUCKNUTS! and TundraTwat put together.

lulzmonger December 22, 2010 at 4:28 am

Bryan Fischer's untreated tertiary syphilis – let me show you it.

I've seen three of his spittle-fountains now, & 2/3 of them made commenters wonder out loud if they'd accidentally landed at The Onion by mistake. I've rarely seen someone as adept at instantly producing near-unanimous contempt & loathing.

A /b/tard by any other name is still pathetic.

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