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Soooo hard to choose between this and the photo of him deep-throating a hot dog.Rapidly decomposing statesman John McCain is still super annoyed about the DADT repeal, so much so that he has had little fits all over the place for Dana Milbank to witness. “Today’s a very sad day. The commandant of the United States Marine Corps says when your life hangs on the line, you don’t want anything distracting,” McCain said, ramping up his best Miss Teen South Carolina impression. “I don’t want to permit that opportunity to happen and I’ll tell you why. You go up to Bethesda Naval Hospital, Marines are up there with no legs, none. You’ve got Marines at Walter Reed with no limbs.” So those torsos at Walter Reed got their limbs blown off because they were distracted, whereas troops who still have their appendages have kept a constant watch on military stuff? Interesting.

That was the end of McCain’s comment, according to Milbank.

John McCain is out to save lives. And he should start by finding out whatever it is that distracted these Walter Reed fellows so he can ban it. It couldn’t have been gay stuff. So what was it? Have the Taliban infiltrated American camps with a Shiba Inu puppy cam?

It certainly couldn’t be straight soldiers thinking about straight sex. In the course of history, men have never been distracted by the thought of having sex with a woman — only by the thought of two guys getting it on in private together.

Obviously we also need to stop recruiting young people who are so easily distracted. These lazy Walter Reed disability queens are robbing the government of limb-possessing taxpayers’ hard-earned money. [WP]

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  • GunTotingProgressive

    Those torsos were thinking about hot, gay buttsecks for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, Jack!

    • Extemporanus

      Those torsos were FIVE AND A HALF QUEERS, GTP!

      FIVE AND A HALF QUEERS!!

      • Negropolis

        And, CBS calls looking for the pilot in 5…4…3…

    • Not_So_Much

      On the bright side, this will make it much easier to identify teh gayz, what with them being all limbless. Persecution just got easier!

  • Gorillionaire

    John McCain is disgusting.

    • Rapidly decomposing statesman John McCain

      Actually, this puts him in good company. Beethoven, Mozart, Stravinsky; they're all decomposers these days, too.

      • Preferred Customer

        Beethoven created the Ninth Symphony and the Ode to Joy. In contrast, McCain's magnum opus is Sarah Palin.

        • ChessieNefercat

          Magnum opus is Latin for twatwaffle? I didn't know that.

    • joetheragman1

      I hope that you are all not too sore from patting your collective backs on this repeal of DADT. I do not think McCain is some sort of bigot. I think he is actually trying his best to ensure that those Soldiers and Marines, LIKE HIS TWO SONS, are not in dysfunctional units which will guarentee additional death and woundings. Now I am sure all of you out there in pat your back land are very familiar with the workings of infantry units, and how much stress there is out there in the Korengal…right…I am sure you are…I just want to say that if there is a major issue with recruiting and retention in the combat units which are the most against overturning DADT, I sure would hope that all the true believers among you, those that pat themselves on the back for their vision, if wrong, will sign up to take the place of all of those homophobes in the frontline units who decide not to stay in or even to sign up. I am not holding my breath on that and neither was McCain. So quit calling him bigot until you get some skin in the game, like he has.

      • lulzmonger

        Yes, because of this horrible improvement in basic equality, soon the USAF will become just as demoralized & weak as those infamous cowardly pansies in the Israeli army.

        PS – McCain said he'd back DADT when the JCS did likewise (flipflop or lie, take your pick), then said he'd support it when the issue had been studied & shown not to endanger combat effectiveness or unit cohesion (flipflop or lie AGAIN). Skin in the game my ass: his credibility on this issue is zero, regardless if he has two kids serving or two hundred.

      • jackannapolis

        Shut the fuck up. There have been gays all around you, bro, but I guess you knew that already, right? Someone in your unit was definitely gay. Someone who commanded you was gay. Unless you've just enlisted and haven't been outside your bunk for more than an hour, then you've met a gay marine. But if you haven't figured out that there were gay people fighting around you and for you, you're too fucking stupid to fight for us. Go home, we need smart Marines.

        Gay Marines, Navy, Army and Air Force are a fact of life. DADT doesn't mean they're going to be having gay pride parades and goosing the straight people when they're covering your back. They'll be the same people, except now they'll be able to exercise their right to associate. You know, that constitutional right you've sworn to uphold? It applies to every fucking American citizen, and just because you were born liking titties doesn't give you a right to deprive others of that right because you, a grunt, a jarhead thinks it's not right. Fuck off. The rest of your brothers will fight on knowing it doesn't make a damn bit of difference either way when the bullets are whizzing by your head which hole you and your like to penetrate. You should know, that the DOD, the civilian side is full of full-on flamers. That's right, the institution that makes the policy that determines your course of action is full of buttsex, and you know what? They don't have to hide it.

        Grow up, Marine.

      • The best way to ensure the safety of our military is by not putting them on the frontline of bullshit wars. Their vocation and sacrifices are honorable in the protection of our country and the embodiment of American ideals. Jerking them around for some neo-con dream of empire abuses and dishonors them.

  • McCain's latest rants are just letting a little too much insight into his private demons out. Project much?

    • V572625694

      It was lonely there in the Hanoi Hilton for all those years. Sometimes a man needed a little comfort. But he'd like to forget about it now.

  • Pragmatist2

    McCain has gone so far off the deep end that he must be waterboarding himself into saying incredibly stupid crap just so the torture stops.

  • SorosBot

    John, you should never go full teatard.

    • Not_So_Much

      No, but when he does, it muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-makes me happy.

  • Maybe Walnutz should practice his petulant wide stance over at the menz room in the DC Gheyhound Bus Tremolo. If he's not lucky in finding an angry compadre, McShame could buy a ticket and ride the Hound along the detritus of Route 66 and Burma Shave signs all the way back to Arizona and when he gets there go stake himself on some anthill out in the desert.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Maybe McCain has a point; double-amputee Marines cannot run away from ambulatory gay marines with butt-rape on their agenda.

    • CrunchyKnee

      Not to forget trying to outrun all those butt-raping Halliburton goons sucking off the American teat in Afghanistan and Iraq.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    I've never been in a live fire situation, but I'd imagine "how do I avoid getting blown up" would quickly replace "that dude is checking out my ass and I think I like it" on the top of your worry list.

    • V572625694

      Also on the list well above fear-of-asschecking:

      (2) How quickly can we kill these motherfuckers who are shooting at us?
      (3) How many days left on my tour?
      (4) How many days at home until my next tour?
      (5) Is my wife getting it on w/Jody while I'm gone?
      (6) Is the brass on my uniform attached IAW all appropriate regs?
      (7) These sand fleas are biting me all over.
      (8) Will John McCain please die and leave us the fuck alone to fight this war?

  • bureaucrap

    “I don’t want John McCain to hold public office and I’ll tell you why. You go up to Bethesda Naval Hospital, Marines are up there with no legs, none. You’ve got Marines at Walter Reed with no limbs.”

    /fixed.

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      truer words have not been said!

  • DemonicRage

    Your life is hanging in the line and you are so totally distracted by the thought that tonight, in the tent, you just might ask your openly gay tent mate to give you a blow job to relieve the tension you've been feeling, and at that moment, you let your guard down and AL KEIDA does very bad things that have severe consequences, and it all happened because DADT was repealed. Thank you John McCain for being Cassandra for us all.

    • Moonbat

      Yes, and that kind of thing NEVER EVER HAPPENED before DADT was repealed. Nope!

  • Sounds like he really resents having to lead a double life all these years.

  • lefty74

    And he was the best the "Red Team" had to offer in '08.
    Worthless POS. Get a snugwow and stay on the porch.

  • Steverino247

    Well, since John voted to send those Marines someplace where they could get hurt, maybe he should just STFU.

    I find it odd, that of all the branches of the armed forces, the Marines are the most nervous about this DADT repeal. Could it be that looking for a few good men was more than a catchy marketing slogan?

    • BerkeleyBear

      It's because they overwhelmingly recruit hicks and spics (sorry, the rhyme was just calling to me) to serve as cannon fodder and they are terrified their recruiting yields will go down.

      That's pretty much what their commandant (who commands, it should be noted, a relatively tiny force compared to the Army or Navy) said – they recruit ignoramuses with the lowest IQs from the middle of nowhere or out of gangs and make all of them into killers. Every Marine is a rifleman first, and only if you prove to have some brains after surviving 16 weeks of boot camp shit do you get any training on something more than telling your dick from your rifle.

  • Serolf_Divad

    Next time a group of U.S. infantry soldiers is mowed down by a C-130 in a case of friendly fire, ask yourself: was the gunner simply distracted by thoughts of how he might spruce up the Army barracks with a new set of curtains, a color coordinated love seat and liberal application of the principles of Feng Shui.

    • bflrtsplk

      The gunner had the hots for the co-pilot, but the First Sergeant in the mowed down platoon – er – beat him to it. Love is such a wonderful thing.

  • Troubledog

    You think McCain can masturbate with his arms all fucked up like that? That would be enough to drive me nuts too.

  • Son, we live in a world that has stalls, and those stalls have to be guarded by straight men with giant penises, er, guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Lieberman? I have a greater fanatasy responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for gheys, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That DADT's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while pathetic and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me in that stall, you need me in that stall. We use words like homo, faggot, and assfucking. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent hating something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I deny, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, not bite when you suck my cock, wipe your mouth, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you crash a plane, and become a POW, divorce your fat wife and marry a beer heiress. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think I am not entitled to.

    • Note perfect.

    • Ahhh Manchu, I read this at work this morning and it kept me smiling all day. Thank you.

    • Dashboard_Jesus

      fuck, that is awesome!

  • Texan_Bulldog

    "Rapidly decomposing statesman John McCain…" Not fast enough.

  • SystemError

    I wonder what distracted John McCain when he crashed all those airplanes?

    • SexySmurf

      The important thing to remember is that Walnuts wouldn't have spent all those years in that POW camp if Vietnamese boys weren't so smooth and hairless.

    • nounverb911

      Thoughts of future trysts with Lindsey Graham.

    • TanzbodenKoenig

      Maybe he thought his copilot was looking at his ass?

  • BornInATrailer

    It's really strange that at one point, years ago, I thought "for a Republican with a lengthy political career, McCain isn't so bad." He's exhausted any bit of respect due to his military and public service and so forth. I'd just like him to fuck off and die now and that sentiment is snark free.

    • Heh, I was one of those progressives that voted for him in the 2000 primary, because for some reason I just did not trust that newer Bush fellow. It's been a long road, but McCain has proven it would have been a wash anyway.

      In the 2000 general, I voted for Gore, which is memorable to me because it's the first time ever I voted for the guy who won.

    • Or at least retire to AZ and let Cindy hire someone for him to yell at when they come around ever day or three to change his Depends.

    • GOPCrusher

      Yeah. Something happened to him in 2008, to drive him batshyt crazy. I thought that a Kerry/McCain ticket in 2004 might have removed the chickenhawks that usurped the authority and offices of President/Vice President.

      • fuflans

        he lost.

  • Mindblank

    Wake up and smell the cranky, America.

  • Gopherit

    Distracted by that warm tingly feelings in your tighty-whiteys, eh, Capt John? The only soldiers that actively oppose DADT are the ones who get a turn-on from being a closet-case bully.

  • Buzz Feedback

    'Cause when you're walking lead on patrol, the primary thing on your mind is, "Is the guy behind me a top or a bottom?"

  • prommie

    Navy Commander John McCain doesn't know of "rum, sodomy, and the lash," the anglo-saxon naval traditions since time immemorial?

    McCain's being played by some redneck pigfucker generals who have his ear, they probably got him all addled over this by telling them they won't be able to sign up recruits in the bible and pigfucking belt anymore because the good godfearing christian real amurrican boys won't want to join up and bunk with a bunch of queers.

    • Well, I doubt he reads Milton, who I believe is the source of that quote. Walnuts prefers his literary heroes to be hopeless self-destrucitve narcissists like himself, i.e. – Robert Jordan, who was just a stand in for Hemingway.

      • James Michael Curley

        Winston Churchill: "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash."
        By most accounts. However, "The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash. – — Churchill's assistant, Anthony Montague-Browne said that although Churchill had not uttered these words, he wished he had."

        • Actually I just read it was Harold Nicolson, but whatever.

  • Native_of_SL_UT

    That's why so many civilian men are killed in car crashes. They are thinking of penis'

    • Many people who deal with penises professionally use the Latin-style plural penes instead. That's fine, but even among urologists, penises seem to predominate. Seems, rather. "Penises" seems to predominate.

      Penis is a third declension noun, not second declension. These nouns often end in -is in the singular and -es in the plural. The English style -ises is sometimes preferred. Hence, we have penises (half of us do, anyway). But only more rarely do you see penes, though it not incorrect. In many cases, only the Latin form is acceptable: We have testes (some more than others) and crises and psychoses, but never testises, crisises, or pyschosises.

      Another group of third-declension Latin nouns, mostly borrowed from Greek, end in -is in the singular, but the full root is not found in that form. These you either have to learn by heart or look up. For example, the Latin plural of clitoris is clitorises, but the Latin form clitorides is also acceptable.

      • bagofmice

        That's the kind of talk that only a fancy linguist would use. Cunning.

      • ShaveTheWhales

        Now I've got visions of clitorides dancing in my head.

      • Native_of_SL_UT

        Um..Ok.. Next time I'll just use "dicks."

      • jim89048

        But "eat a bowl of rat penes" just doesn't carry the same cache.

      • TanzbodenKoenig

        +1 from a fellow language nerd. I needed that

  • SayItWithWookies

    John McCain would never have made it through five-and-a-half years in a North Vietnamese POW camp if he knew all that cock he sucked wasn't straight.

  • ttommyunger

    Let me just say, when the shit goes down and the terror grips you, there are no thoughts of anything else but the terror and what you can do to survive, to live. John McCain, try to remember what occupied your mind when you were being captured. I know it wasn't sex of any kind…What a dick.

    • Could explain why he was such a shitty pilot.

      • ttommyunger

        I'm trying to understand why he is such a shitty human being.

        • Having grown up in a family with a bit of a legacy, I think I know.

          1) Living up to the legends of two McCain admirals
          2) Used to living a life of privilege
          3) Used to getting away with everything (being number one son will do that to you — for examples I look at the first born son douchebags I call uncle or cousin)
          4) Doesn't like losing (who doesn't) but losing to guys he feels are beneath him
          5) Hates being told what to do
          6) Too many carrier landing mush up the brain (seriously, we're talking a little concussion on every trap.)
          7) I suspect there's been a few "gay" moments in his life that he's been freaking out about ever since.

          • ttommyunger

            Seven damn logical reasons for a life of miserable (and he IS miserable) douchebaggery and assholery.

  • "Distraction." Does this explain why McCain was such a shitty aviator?

  • freakishlywrong

    Oh yeah, and you lost your bid to be President because the majority of us were distracted by the unqualified, divisive, shrill hillbilly you cynically brought along as your VP. So suck it you bitter old crank.

    • Lost his last bid to be president, don't think for a second he's done.

  • OT, but clearly at the top of most Wonketter's interest set… / snark off
    / science on

    The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has found none little mouse black holes. This seems to put the kibosh on at least part of the LSD-like multidimensional String Theory. If y'all recall, when they were building the LHC, some folks were worried about it creating a black hole that that would eat up the Earth and our solar system. Personally, I wuz more concerned with this summer's Beck-apoluza. Given the extreme density of your average Teatard, that gathering raised a real risk of creating a physical black hole in addition to the intellectual one that it was.

    / science off

    • finallyhappy

      Not to give myself away- but I worked on a project that funded the LHC. I was hoping for a possible extinction of life or the creation of new forms of life- Anything had to be better than the amazing stupids we are seeing more and more of these days.

    • ShaveTheWhales

      Ehh, it'll take more than that to kill off string theory.

    • Worthly Wokette Skum

      Now that science has disproved it, you can count on the Tea Party and the Catholic church to take up the String Theory cause.

  • obfuscator2

    "friends, i am here to tell you that every time i crashed a plane, it was because i was distracted by thoughts of taking an endless amount of dong, which is ironic in light of the fact that after my last crash i spent 5.5 years getting tortured by assorted Dongs and Trans and Nguyens.

    also, i am a decrepit old gaping orifice."

    • elviouslyqueer

      i spent 5.5 years getting tortured by assorted Dongs

      If by "assorted Dongs" you mean "Lindsey Graham's dildo collection," then yes.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Isn't dong Vietnamese cash? They must have not paid him in the right kind of dong.,

  • JimmyCarlBlack

    So in a (wal)nutshell, daydreaming about short arm inspections leads to no arms at all.

  • Wadisay

    Does the "distracted Marines with no limbs" schtick work on the DREAM Act, too?

  • EatsBabyDingos

    My Christmas wish is for the McBane of our existence to get a gay bullet in the butt.

  • PresBeeblebrox

    You know, all the people who talk about how honorable WALNUTS! used to be before the 2008 election tend to forget about the Keating Five…

    • SorosBot

      Yes, but then he became the biggest pusher for campaign finance reform, which was totally something he really cared about and not a cynical attempt to rehabilitate his image after being bribed.

  • horsedreamer_1

    Who would have thought WALNUTS! would be a more sore of a loser than Hoover?

    • SorosBot

      Remember how, for a while in the early 2000s, it seemed like McCain was actually fairly liberal for a Republican? Nope; he was just pissed off at Bush for beating him in the primaries and going against him out of spite, in fact the guy seems to have no principles, everything he does is based on either pandering or petty spite.

    • Beetagger

      What a coincidence… Hoover was his nickname in the Hanoi Hilton.

  • x111e7thst

    I've said it before but it's worth repeating. Some of our limbless heroes are gay. And Johnny Walnuts is a pigfucker.

  • mereoblivion

    If you actually cared about "those Marines at Walter Reed with no limbs," Senator, you'd sponsor a bill preventing senile, suspiciously super-homophobic warmongers from serving in Congress.

    • SorosBot

      McCain cares about the Marines at Walter Reed with no limbs so much, he's done everything he can to make sure there's more of them there to keep each other company.

      • mereoblivion

        And to give each other hand- oh, wait . . .

  • BlueStateLibel

    Is he subtly saying he crashed his planes because he became distracted thinking about gay sex? Because that's what it sounds like.

  • BornInATrailer

    Bryan Fischer has some pretty sweet AFA articles right now on the DADT repeal. They are awful (duh) but I do enjoy me some tasty schadenfreude!

    Cry your bitter hate-laced tears, Bryan.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Sputtering John just keeps on sputtering.

    I guess that 51/2 years in Hanoi (he was a POW, they tell me) makes McCain into some kind of military authority? Because getting shot down and captured shows you are one of the best trained heroes out there?

  • PublicLuxury

    McCain needs to dump the Ice Queen Cindy and get him some hot butt sex. He'll be a better more well-adjusted Senator.

  • SudsMcKenzie

    Wow, and i thought my Holiday Table will be awkward.

    Cindy Bot. please pass the Cranberry Sauce

    Meghan, … what does "motor boat" mean??

  • Limeylizzie

    I think John McCain is one of those men who , because of their ghey feelings, marries a blonde heiress knowing that if the thought of pussy can't make him hard then surely the thought of all that money will. He is also such a cunt, I too used to grudgingly think he was not horrible for a Republican, now as I said, he is a right cunt.

  • gullywompr

    Dude's been looking at too much amputee pr0n.

  • DCHatesMe

    I got your weapons of mass distraction right here. I think you know what I'm talking about. I think we both know.

  • HistoriCat

    "just come out the closet already" – and lose all that sweet beer-heiress money?

  • Manhattan123

    It's sort of fun that his large-breasted peroxided daughter is now the family brains and conscience.

    • GOPCrusher

      She does have a nice set of brains.

  • JustPixelz

    The political leaders who send those young soldiers into combat should not be distracted either.

    Now watch this drive.

  • mumbly_joe

    Nobody mentioned yet that the first Iraq war casualty got his limbs blown off from an IED, and OH YEAH: came out, after he was discharged. John McCain, in keeping with a long line of similar Republican superdickery (*cough* Max Cleland), is tacitly, and shamelessly, blaming this guy for his own injuries.

    In other words, (and as if his voting record on Veterans' Affairs wasn't a big enough clue) John McCain Hates Our Troops.

  • iburl

    Is McCain trying to tell us he had a gay magazine up in the cockpit all those times he kept crashing our nation's fighter jets? Or is he suggesting just being distracted by the word 'cockpit' when he climbed in was enough to lose control of his aircraft?

  • LionelHutzEsq

    Isn't McCain's point that without any limbs, it must be really hard to stop someone from having the buttsex with you?

  • hagajim

    Isn't it odd that Walnuts spends all his time thinking about appendages – probably because his no longer works.

  • jus_wonderin

    Is there any more wounded man than Johnny boy???

  • So it isn't enemy action–Improvise Explosive Devices, AK-47 rounds, exploding donkeys–that is maiming and killing the young men and women we send into the meatgrinders in Iraq and Afghanistan but actually those soldiers and Marines thinking about hot gay sex with their fellow warriors.

    So if we simply keep them here to them think about hot gay sex instead of where they get shot or blown up, they don't get killed or injured, the Iraqis and Afghans can decide if they want a war or not and everyone comes out ahead.

    In the same way that a blind pig occasionally finds a truffle, John McCain has accidentally stumbled across a good reason to end the wars now.

  • deanbooth

    There are no bigots in foxholes.

  • Tautologies are tautological.

  • _MISS_T_

    I remember years ago in the early noughties and maybe late ninties, around the time of his first presidential campaign he was one of the very few politicians in America I knew of as a layabout Australian teenager; I liked him from his appearances on Conan and Letterman etc. Even then I knew Republicans were the bigger douches and he was my favourite and even Coco respected him.
    But FUCK him. You know what? I even prefer a teatard outright hate filled bigot like Jim Demint to him. At least those douches are honest in their bigotry and just come out with it, that they just don't like teh gayz.
    McCrashaplane is just a vindictive, manipulative, money driven, opportunistic CUNT and that's all. He hates your country. He used 'Country First' as a slogan and stood in front of such banners with a lunatic narcissistic opportunist warmonger even worse than himself as his choice to lead the country when his evil black heart gave out. He's a treasonist traitor that deserves his place in history as the man that introduced the woman that destroyed America and denied civil rights to his last breath. He will go down as George Wallace to the power of seven.

    • jim89048

      P's be upon you!

  • notreelyhelping

    "Hey. The sarge has kind of a nice…." *BAM*

    "Ow."

  • lochnessmonster

    On my way home heard this story on that socialist NPR the Republicans hate… why does the military hate its soldiers so much? http://www.npr.org/2010/12/20/132180355/brain-spe

  • otter04256

    I do believe the first soldier who lost a leg in Afghanistan was gay. Too bad the chicken hawks like Cheney and Boehner didn't have the balls to fight in any wars.
    If I see Ted Nugent wrapped in the flag one more time I'm gonna puke. That chickencrap bastard shit his pants to avoid going to Viet Nam. At one time I liked McCain, but ever since he hooked up with Sarah Palin he's made a fool out himself.
    God bless all folks homo or heterosapiens who are willing to give up their lives so we can live in freedom.

  • lulzmonger

    Sorry, Wet-Start: it doesn't matter now whether you pull out or not – the stink from that pooch you're fucking will haunt you to your grave.

  • Negropolis

    But, but, Country First, right?

    You've overstayed your welcome in the United States Senate, Senor Juan McCain. Now, back to Sun City with you, back to the baking hell that is the Arizona desert. Or the one of your many vacation homes.

  • joetheragman1

    Seppdecker said: The best way to ensure the safety of our military is by not putting them on the frontline of bullshit wars. Their vocation and sacrifices are honorable in the protection of our country and the embodiment of American ideals. Jerking them around for some neo-con dream of empire abuses and dishonors them.
    Joesays: that is nonsense. Whatever you feel about the BS wars they are in they were sent their by the President and Congress…yes Congress, you know Hillary Clinton etc who sent them their….for whatever reason. Now if there is a reduction in RECRUITING and RETENTION I expect to see all of you true believers in Human rights and the repeal of DADT sign up at your local recruiting station. I mean, it is such a strong belief of yours, and everyone knows that itwill not effect our military—so if you are wrong, you will all sign up for tour with the infantry in the Korengal?

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