COWPOKED  10:31 am December 20, 2010

Federal Reserve Forces Official Bank of Jesus To Cancel Christmas

by Jack Stuef

Pore Jesus is daid / Pore Jesus Christ is daid / He had a heart of gold / And he wasn't very old / Oh why did such a feller have to die?A small-town bank in Oklahoma is under siege by governmental secularizing forces this holiday season, as the Federal Reserve is very jealous of their impressive Jesus-themed bank and wants to ruin it for everyone. According to a local teevee news station website, the Fed comes ’round every four years with a list of regulations to make sure banks are not just stealing their customers’ money or whatever, one of which prohibits discriminatory preference for the religion of some customers over others. Well, guilty as charged, you big meanies, as this awesome bank was totally decked out in Jesus branding all year long; don’t worry, though: Congress is going to stand up for them.

The examiners came to Perkins last week. And the team from Kansas City deemed a Bible verse of the day, crosses on the teller’s counter and buttons that say “Merry Christmas, God With Us.” were inappropriate. The Bible verse of the day on the bank’s Internet site also had to be taken down.

WHAT? WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT THAT? Of course there should be crosses at the teller’s counter, to remind us of, say, this bit of Deuteronomy:

Do not charge your brother interest, whether on money or food or anything else that may earn interest.

Those crosses are just there to tell us that banks go against the will of God and not to conduct business with them!

U.S. Sen. Jim Inhofe and U.S. Rep. Frank Lucas issued a joint letter to Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke on Friday over what the two view as a “distressing interpretation of Federal Reserve Regulation B” concerning a bank in Perkins.

Boom! Take that, Bernanke. You just got sent a letter. By two (2!) members of Congress. Just try to tack up your Fed Stars of David in that bank now.

And, oh look, it worked. The War on Christmas has been won!

Again. [KOCO via Wonkette operative "chascates"]

 
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CZL December 20, 2010 at 10:36 am

White people problems.

angryclownspawn December 20, 2010 at 10:37 am

I haven't actually read the bible. And apparently neither have the Christian bankers.

V572625694 December 20, 2010 at 10:40 am

There are some excellent kosher recipes in the OT.

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 11:47 am

Not a problem (for them).

ManchuCandidate December 20, 2010 at 10:37 am

Of course if they were REAL Xtians then they should be the only bank in US America that doesn't charge interest.

horsedreamer_1 December 20, 2010 at 10:44 am

Can you smell what the Imam is cooking?

Sharia!

V572625694 December 20, 2010 at 10:51 am

Not in Oklahoma–it's illegal! These people knew what they were doing when they passed that initiative.

Lascauxcaveman December 20, 2010 at 11:18 am

JESUS SAVES.

(At OklaFirst Xtian Bank)

ManchuCandidate December 20, 2010 at 11:29 am

But only at a mere 1.2%. That's pretty lousy. I'd bet Jehovah or Allah provide a better return on investment.

Lascauxcaveman December 20, 2010 at 11:39 am

If I'd really been on my toes, I would have called it OklaFirst Fundie Bank.

Get it fundie / funds? Nyuk nyuk.

ShaveTheWhales December 20, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Moses invests.

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 11:47 am

Or lend, or borrow.

BaldarTFlagass December 20, 2010 at 10:38 am

Wonder what the Fed thought about the Christmas Club accounts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_club

mavenmaven December 20, 2010 at 10:38 am

I wonder how much it cost. You can buy any 'freedoms' with money nowadays.

slappypaddy December 20, 2010 at 12:48 pm

same as it's ever been.

YasserArraFeck December 20, 2010 at 10:39 am

The crosses on the counters are there to remind the customers that they'll be nailed to the wall if they're a day late or a penny overdrawn.

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 11:48 am

A-Fucking-Men, brother!

freakishlywrong December 20, 2010 at 10:41 am

Merry Christmas God with us??
Marketing 101 FAIL. Merry Christmas BANK with us.
Also, Jebus loved him some bankers. Too.

BeWoot December 20, 2010 at 11:14 pm

Gott mit Uns

Bezoar December 20, 2010 at 10:42 am

Hey, it only says don't charge your brother interest, it doesn't say anything about anyone else.

ManchuCandidate December 20, 2010 at 10:45 am

In Oklahoma, that could be anyone.

Not_So_Much December 20, 2010 at 10:42 am

Do they have leper murals also? So any who bank there know what their future looks like?

Maman December 20, 2010 at 10:44 am

OOOh…This should be the sequel to "It's A Wonderful Life"!

DustBowlBlues December 20, 2010 at 12:25 pm

That's a wonderful idea.

metamarcisf December 20, 2010 at 10:44 am

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Ducksworthy December 20, 2010 at 11:28 am

Congrats on regaining your negative p status. Did you have to appeal?

PublicLuxury December 20, 2010 at 10:45 am

This crosses and bible verse thng-y is just the bankers way of talking to baby Jeebus. He is telling the Baby that he is not bad for worshiping gold 'cause he is worshipping gold for baby Jeebus. The baby Jeebus likes gold he even got some for his birf day.

Golden calf thing solved.

OkieDokieDog December 20, 2010 at 10:46 am

Jim Jebus Inhofe is just trying to keep the Christ in CHRISTmas! Gawd dammit! Somebody has to protect our God given rights to force Christianity upon everybody else!!

Oblios_Cap December 20, 2010 at 12:07 pm

And force
it on everyone else on Saturnalia, no less.

horsedreamer_1 December 20, 2010 at 10:46 am

Credit is a bit like faith. & as we learned from the S&L scandal & the collapse of Lehman, credit is futile, too. So, it only makes sense to make explicit the link.

prommie December 20, 2010 at 10:47 am

The Biblical supremacy clause says that the New Testament supresedes the old Testament, whenever it is convenient to justify your biases, hatreds, and bigotry. Thats why we are now free to touch our wives during their time of the month, loan money at interest, and to eat shrimp, but if a man lies with a man, it is an abomination.

This waxing phenomenon of Jesus fish and scripture citations in advertisements and on trucks and vans, is one of the most alarming things going on it amurrica, its worse than trucknuts, it is open, naked religious bias and discriomination, proudly strutting around in the sunshine.

V572625694 December 20, 2010 at 11:03 am

Are you telling me that all of the following guidance from Leviticus is incorrect? Because I really hated giving up osprey risotto!

"These are the animals which you shall eat among all the animals that are on the earth. Whatever has a divided hoof, which is clovenfooted, and also chews the cud, among the animals, that you shall eat. Nevertheless these you shall not eat of those that chew the cud, or of those that have a divided hoof, such as the camel, because it chews the cud, but does not have a divided hoof. So, it is unclean unto you. And the rabbit, because it chews the cud, but does not have a divided hoof, it is unclean to you. And the hare (kangaroo), because it chews the cud, but does not have a divided hoof, it is unclean to you. And the swine (hog, pig, pork), though it has a divided hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet it does not chew the cud; it is unclean to you. Of their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcass you shall not touch; they are unclean to you. These you shall eat of all that are in the waters, whatever has fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, those you shall eat. And all that do not have fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination to you. They shall be even an abomination to you. You shall not eat of their flesh, but you shall have their carcasses in abomination. Whatever has no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination to you. And these are those which you shall have in abomination among the fowls (birds), they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossiprage, and the osprey, and the vulture, and the kite after his kind; every raven after his kind, and the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckoo, and the hawk after his kind, and the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, and the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, and the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat. All insects that creep, going upon all fours, shall be an abomination unto you. Yet these you may eat of every flying insect that goes upon all fours, which have legs above their feet, to leap with on the earth, these of them ye may eat: the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind. But all other flying insects, which have four feet, shall be an abomination to you.”

SorosBot December 20, 2010 at 11:22 am

"the owl … and the little owl … and the great owl"

It looks like Yahweh really didn't want them eating owls. And uh, someone should tell the supposedly omniscient deity that 1) bats are mammals, not birds, and 2) insects have six feet, not four.

Ducksworthy December 20, 2010 at 11:37 am

Insects had 4 feet back then?

SorosBot December 20, 2010 at 11:40 am

I'm sure that Noah's Arc amusement park in Kentucky will have a scientific sounding explanation for this.

The thing is, a lot of the bible's errors were based on ignorance at the times it was written; but knowing the number of legs an insect has is just basic counting, whatever anonymous person wrote that passage really should have known better.

prommie December 20, 2010 at 11:46 am

"going on all fours" is a figure of speech, I would venture, and translates as "crawling," and was not meant to indicate the number of legs. That would be an idiomatic expression, and a perfectly cromulent one.

I bet you couldn't tell a locust from a grasshopper, the one being an abomination, while the grasshopper are considered perfectly OK to eat, but those dudes could tell, back then in Leviticus' time.

SorosBot December 20, 2010 at 11:49 am

Maybe "going on all fours" is a figure of speech, but I don't think "all other flying insects, which have four feet" is one.

slappypaddy December 20, 2010 at 12:51 pm

yes. they've evolved.

natoslug December 20, 2010 at 11:41 am

But it's still cool to eat kiwis, right? Or did god have issues with birds that are also fruit?

SorosBot December 20, 2010 at 11:51 am

Technically, New Zealanders are still humans, and god does not cannibalism unless the person being eaten is his son.

natoslug December 20, 2010 at 12:01 pm

Damn, I forgot one of the layers of the bird that is a fruit that is a person. How about if I stuff kiwis (the bird) with kiwis (the fruit) and then use those to fill a kiwi (the person) and wrap them in banana leaves for a nice slow bbq, luau-style?

If you cut deep enough, we are all the same, whether kiwi or kiwi or kiwi, formed from the same cosmic dust, so it's cannibalism no matter who or what you eat. We are all the little owl and the great owl, going on all fours. Which leads me to the unarguable conclusion that I don't want to work today, but I promise I haven't smoked a bowl of anything.

HELisforHEL December 20, 2010 at 1:09 pm

Ughhhhh It's like reading Jean Auel's endless descriptions of blades of grass in the 'Ayla'/"Earth's Children" series. Or the 'how to cut up a Whale' chapters in Moby Dick.
Ouch. I haz a brain cramp.

Worthly Wokette Skum December 20, 2010 at 3:48 pm

I gotta get me one of them cud-chewing rabbits. That sounds really cute.

prommie December 20, 2010 at 4:05 pm

Rabbits cheweth the cud? I never kneweth this. Yet they have not the cloven hooves?

Wadisay December 20, 2010 at 11:31 am

I wonder if the bank's toilet paper had "Touch not the unclean thing, II Corinth 6:17" on it.

4TheTurnstiles December 20, 2010 at 10:50 am

A Christmas Carol, 2010

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Book of Yeats, 6:66

Ducksworthy December 20, 2010 at 11:43 am

Odd indinit how Yeats foresaw the presidencilly of Sara the P.

lefty74 December 20, 2010 at 10:50 am

Whenever I drove into Oklahoma the kids started fighting in the back seat, I got horney, and Todd wanted me to stop so he could steal chickens.

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 11:50 am

Terrible about the kids fighting.

SorosBot December 20, 2010 at 10:51 am

The crosses and new testament bible verses were just there to let customers know that these bank weren't, you know, like most bankers; who are a type of people most Oklahomans hate.

Mindblank December 20, 2010 at 10:53 am

Yeah, render unto Caesar the Fed, bitches.

metamarcisf December 20, 2010 at 10:55 am

In the few days left in the lame duck session, congress must pass a bill censoring all Christmas Caroles that don't have the word "Christmas" in them.

In: "Holly Jolly Christmas"
Out: "Oh Holy Night"

V572625694 December 20, 2010 at 11:20 am

The upside is that "The Little Drummer Boy" would become, as it always should have been, illegal.

natoslug December 20, 2010 at 11:43 am

I still enjoy the Bing Crosby/David Bowie version, you brute!

V572625694 December 20, 2010 at 1:00 pm

It was probably clever and enjoyable the first time. Like "The Nutcracker," or water torture, is begins to wear on you.

DustBowlBlues December 20, 2010 at 12:17 pm

It seems to unfair that the wonkette fairy has been sprinkling happy Xmas pees upon the wonkeratti, and you're still buried in a trench of despair, circa WWI.

harry_palmer December 20, 2010 at 10:56 am

If they give money away to those in need, let them keep their sanctimonious signage, otherwise GTFO.

Naked_Bunny December 20, 2010 at 10:56 am

Bankers (i.e. Jews) should be allowed to display Baby Jesus on a Cross! This nation was founded on torture worship, dammit!

mereoblivion December 20, 2010 at 10:56 am

When I lay you out tonight you'll see,
Heathen, here's the way it's goin' to be:
You will fall under a rain of snow-white punches
At the holiest bank you'll ever see!

Yids and coons and queens better scurry,
When we kick your ass you'll see blurry,
Kick your ass, so you better worry with some cringe on top!

slithytoves December 20, 2010 at 10:58 am

As Jesus said, "Moneychangers: fuck the lot of them" (MT 21:12).

EatsBabyDingos December 20, 2010 at 10:59 am

I will sing my High School Musical (1979 version)

TOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Where the wind comes sweeping up the Bong
Where the waving grass
Can sure kick Ass
And really blow your freakin' Mind

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Where the Mental Midgets go to die
Where the ruling class
Hates your Ass
Especially if you are yellow, black or brooooooown.

Yeah, I went to the Stoner Heights High Scool in Annandale and drank malt duck freely (it was shoplifted from 7-11). A dozen of us sang these fine choruses (chori?) and nearly got expelled for the Marxist leanings of our lyrics and were told the school could get sued for "unlawful" usage of the fake lyrics, which were promptly taped to the walls of the toilet stalls nearest the auditorium after the next show.

Lascauxcaveman December 20, 2010 at 11:27 am

And my kids just laugh at me me when I tell them it was more fun to be a kid back in the '70s.

HELisforHEL December 20, 2010 at 1:19 pm

It was totally more fun. I feel a load of sadness for my assorted Nieces & Nephews. And we actually were taught to think critically in school, as opposed to the learning-for-the-test-only® crap so prevalent today.

®Registered 2000-200X/BushCheneyStupidityProject

Serolf_Divad December 20, 2010 at 11:01 am

Do not charge your brother interest, whether on money or food or anything else that may earn interest.

My pastor taught me that that was the "old law" and that when Jesus came and fulfilled God's promise to mankind by suffering on the cross and dying for our sins, the old law against usury was replaced by a NEW COVENANT. So instead of prohibiting usury, like in the Old Testamnent, the New Testament instead encourages Credit Card issuers implement a 1.3% cash rebate at participating vendors, payable in gift cards to a list of 15 exciting Merchants, including Best Buy, Amazon.com, Lady Footlocker and J. C. Penney.

SorosBot December 20, 2010 at 11:17 am

It's just like the rules against eating pork or wearing mixed fabrics; none of the bizarre old rules from Leviticus & Deuteronomy apply post-Jesus, except for some unexplained reason the hate-the-gays one.

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 11:53 am

I swear to God, the only thing that keeps me from greeting every "man of the cloth" with the title "Shaman" is the rare possibility I might insult a really good person.

DustBowlBlues December 20, 2010 at 12:14 pm

Like my pastor and the one before her. Too bad there are so many more that are dickwad phony-ass Xians down here.

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Money hungry, power hungry little tyrants with fried chicken on their breath.

slappypaddy December 20, 2010 at 12:55 pm

they're scared shitless they'll get called out on their scam and have to go get a real job.

SorosBot December 20, 2010 at 1:02 pm

But there is a big difference, see; Clerics focus almost exclusively on healing and buffing, while Shamans are weaker on that front but have some offensive spells as well.

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 11:30 pm

Both categories cast an offensive spell on me.

SayItWithWookies December 20, 2010 at 11:07 am

In Jerusalem, Jesus (or a collection of folk characters bearing that name) overturned the tables of the moneychangers because they set up shop in the temple. Now the moneychangers have formed their own temple and dedicated it to him, jumping between the horns of the dilemma. As a practical matter however, it just identifies the bank as one whose clients can be easily ripped off by those brand of middle-American huckster who prey on the pious.

V572625694 December 20, 2010 at 11:15 am

Does the moneychangers' new temple look like this?

SayItWithWookies December 20, 2010 at 11:21 am

That is the temple of a hollow religion whose followers reap the whirlwind. The real temple is on the back of the ten dollar bill.

elviouslyqueer December 20, 2010 at 11:20 am

No argument here. Although you could easily substitute "the bank" with "Thomas Kinkaide" or "Wal-Mart" and your last sentence would be just as perfect.

DustBowlBlues December 20, 2010 at 12:12 pm

Very serious and accurate. Can I take this to mean you haven't begun your Xmas celebratory drinking?

DangerHelvetica December 20, 2010 at 11:08 am

You know who also said "God With Us"?

SayItWithWookies December 20, 2010 at 11:40 am

Some band called MercyMe, apparently.

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 11:54 am

Not only said it, it was imprinted on the soldier's uniform belt buckles.

ShaveTheWhales December 20, 2010 at 2:10 pm

Think we'll see "Gott mit uns" as a Romney slogan?

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 11:31 pm

No telling. I suspect that feller has a few too many toys in his attic.

bagofmice December 20, 2010 at 12:32 pm

I have not been drinking enough to give you the p that you deserve.

donner_froh December 20, 2010 at 11:12 am

Good thing that Bernanke and the rest of the people running the Fed have everything in the economy under control so that they can deal with idiotic crap from inbred cretins that elected Inhofe.

weejee December 20, 2010 at 11:16 am

Is Perkins downwind from Muskogee?

Beowoof December 20, 2010 at 12:59 pm

I bet both smell like a cattle feedlot.

Allmighty_Manos December 20, 2010 at 11:16 am

Deuteronomy is old testament. If you heathens knew anything about our lord, it's that his teachings overule the old Hebrew laws. There is a big section of Mark dedicated to derivitives trading in fact.

VinnyThePooh December 20, 2010 at 11:17 am

The Perkins bank needs a prayer rug to tie the room together.

DustBowlBlues December 20, 2010 at 12:06 pm

That is so excellent, I wish I had the nerve to veer from Stillwater (Merry Xmas spending, of course) to Perkins and suggest it to the bank manager.

But I'm not that brave.

Pragmatist2 December 20, 2010 at 11:22 am

Well, Perkins must be the next stop in the International Zionist Banking Conspiracy.

Steverino247 December 20, 2010 at 11:26 am

Boy, it's a good thing the Romans crucified Jesus, because if they drowned him in a barracks lavatory, wearing little gold toilets on your necklaces would be so embarrassing!

Ducksworthy December 20, 2010 at 11:26 am

So vat is wrong mit der Gott Mit Uns? Das is vat it says on mine wehrmacth belt buckle.

trampndirtdown December 20, 2010 at 10:50 pm

Are you Rich Iott?

cheaphits December 20, 2010 at 11:31 am

Might be hard to build a case against the bank, after all the currency in it says "In God We Trust".

Just sayin'

kottmyer December 20, 2010 at 11:38 am

How they continue to get away with that, continues to baffle me.

slappypaddy December 20, 2010 at 12:57 pm

but it doesn't say whose.

kottmyer December 20, 2010 at 11:32 am

Perkins people — Open the New Testament. Read the red text. Slowly. Ponder. And then explain to me how Jesus Christ has anything to do with any institution that is subject to a Federal Reserve rule.

PhilippePetain December 20, 2010 at 11:35 am

I fully support this bank following Biblical law and giving 10% of everything they make in income to the church.

Ducksworthy December 20, 2010 at 11:55 am

Alzo the jubilee when all debts are forgiven. When it that again?

kottmyer December 20, 2010 at 11:39 am

The thing that gets me is: I'm a believer, and I also believe that God is laughing his ass off over this. Putting God in a bank (or fighting over "Christ in Christmas") shows a pretty low regard for God's standing in the universe, if you ask me.

As if any member of the Holy Trifecta gives a shit about Ben Bernanke's regulations on this little planet out here — or anything else we do, as long as we keep it to ourselves and don't fuck up the rest of the universe. Amen.

WhatTheHeck December 20, 2010 at 11:55 am

It was one thing to put the money lenders in the temple so Jeesus could overturn their tables filled with the monies. But now they are putting the temple in with the money lenders.
Something is wrong with this picture.

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 11:56 am

If Inhoffe loves Jeebus so much why doesn't he go live with him? Christ, the motherfucker must be close to 80 now. Puullleeeeeeze!

mereoblivion December 20, 2010 at 12:09 pm

Couldn'ta been a m.f., his mama was a virgin. Plus He's way past 80.

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 12:14 pm

Past redemption, too. What a total dick!

DustBowlBlues December 20, 2010 at 12:03 pm

Goddam, wonkette. It's the Winter Solstice/Eclipse of the Goddess Moon holiday and you can't give an okie a break, can you? (Although, snaps for that alt-text.)

Seriously, Oklahoma: in respect for the fact I'm a faithful United Methodist and actually celebrate this fucking holiday the way baby Jesus intended (by exploding the balance on my bank card), could you people just not be retarded for a couple of fucking days? Seriously–just not be Texas Lite until Saturday, okay? Take a fruit cake break, load up the Braum's eggnog with giant shots of Wild Turkey and just be normal, or as normal as you morans can get, for a few days.

What did DBB ask Santy for Xmas? For fucking Oklahoma to pull it's head out of its ass until Dec 26.

slappypaddy December 20, 2010 at 12:59 pm

time to get stoned, then. that's as close to normal as i ever get.

SheriffRoscoe December 20, 2010 at 12:15 pm

"Suffer the bankers to come unto me, and forbid them not. For such is the kingdom of heaven."

Beowoof December 20, 2010 at 12:58 pm

Jeebus what are the Joo bankers in Zurich saying about this?

deanbooth December 20, 2010 at 2:00 pm

A line from Wikipedia on usury, updated:

Peasants were forced to pay their taxes to Jews [Democrats] who were economically coerced into becoming the "front men" for the lords [Republicans]. The Jews [Democrats] would then be identified as the people taking their earnings. Meanwhile the peasants would remain loyal to the lords [Republicans]. (What's the Matter with Peasants, 1179 A.D.)

mumbly_joe December 20, 2010 at 4:19 pm

To be fair, the good people of this Oklahoma bank are on good grounds, religiously, at least. After all, who can possibly forget the story of how Jesus happened upon the money-changers in the temple, and said, "Hey guys: keep doing more of this exact thing. This is seriously a great idea!"

Negropolis December 21, 2010 at 2:52 am

You guys are obviously taking this the wrong way. The crosses on the desks are to keep vampires at bay, and the Bible verses on the website are there to increase the literacy rate of Payne County.

DustBowlBlues December 20, 2010 at 12:24 pm

And kudos to you for initiating, nay, inspiring this entire kiwi debate. I studied the Old Testament once in a really serious, scholarly, long series of classes at church and all I remember are all the fucking begats and food rules. And I still can't remember if it's okay to eat grasshoppers but not cockroaches, or vice versa, so thanks to whomever cleared that up, halfway.

Think I'll bring friend grasshoppers to the next community event and hand a bowl of them to the Baptist preacher,

natoslug December 20, 2010 at 12:28 pm

Are you using dark or milk chocolate for your grasshoppers and cockroaches? If dipped in dark chocolate, I believe the bible states anything is then edible.

ttommyunger December 20, 2010 at 11:22 pm

The Horror!

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