Answering questions Friday from youngsters at an elementary school, Obama described going for nighttime walks with first dog Bo on the White House South Lawn. He says that’s fun. But, Obama says, “Sometimes I have to scoop up his poop, because I don’t want to just leave it in the lawn!”
The response from the kids: “Eeeewww!”
Obama admonished them: “If you guys have a dog, you’ve got to walk your dog, too — and clean up after him.”
Just proselytizing the cult, or pandering to small children’s fascination with excrement? Number two. [AP via Wonkette operative "Monsieur Grumpe" ]
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I thought that Biden was #2 in #2 command.
Nothing compared to the shit Dubya left behind.
On the menu for the White House dinner for the Freshman Republicans:
Poo-Poo Platter.
cripes – eat healthy, contribute positively to your community, don't leave excrement lying around all over the place. SO MUCH SOCIALISM!
He is a filthy communist.
IMPOSSIBLE! Muslims HATE dogs! "Bo" is really s fat young Bacha bazi boy provided by DynCorp!!!!
Can't he blast the poop with a Predator drone or something? Anything else would be showing weakness.
If we don't clean up the poop, then the pollsters will have won!
We must scoop poop over there so we will not have to scoop pop here!
I'm trying to make a comparison to the pantload he signed this afternoon…
Who's going to clean up THAT mess?
Being fairly olde and reasonably poor, my tax bracket is the only one that will be paying more next year. So I guess that would be me.
Feels bad man…
Who's gonna pay for that shit!
Oh, you are.
sorry.
Just another horrible example of our president being servile towards foreign-born canine deities — when will American exceptionalism make a comeback?
I am sickened by the image of Obama bowing to pick up a Portuguese stool. What has become of our once great nation?
Also applies if you exercise First Amendment and it takes a dump.
That's known as a number 2 amendment solution.
Drinking a cheap French wine tonight and wondering how you cool peeps got that flying W on your avatars?
That is a WordPress W. I don't know what it means, or how to get one, but as a plain-belly Sneetch, I am insane with jealousy. It's even distracting me from my constant, desperate striving for enhanced pee.
Yet again Socialist Big Government Obama pushes his Nanny-State Interventionist agenda on the nation's children by telling them he thinks Federal employees should pick up dog poop from your garden. What happens if I like dog poop in my garden, eh Obama?!?! Freedom!
He doesn't trust the invisible hand of free market to pick up the poop with the invisible baggie.
Is your avatar climbing a set of titties, or am I just a smurfin pevert?
More proof that he's morally weak. (Jack forgot to mention that part.)
OMG there's the POTUS trying to tell kids they have to clean up after themselves and be responsible to society…too bad our former president never learned that lesson.
So who's on pooper-scooper duty for John McCain? Do the Depends cover it?
God! I had forgotten about you. From Wikipedia I am reminded:
"Shammgod appeared in 20 games for the Washington Wizards in 1997-98. Shammgod currently plays for Shanxi Zhongyu of the Chinese Basketball Association. He is a teammate of former NBA player Stephon Marbury."
He was born with that name, and, also, taught Kobe Byrant the crossover dribble.
Played at Uconn maybe? Big East fer sure.
He was a Providence College Friar. Elite Eight, lost to AZ in overtime.
Ahh the good old days, when prov, st. johns, and seton hall didn't suck.
One of the greatest sports name of all time.
But who cleans up the cigarette butts Obummer drops on those nightly walks, HENGGGHHH? The butts he smokes because of his COWARDLY MORAL WEAKNESS?
Getting. Very. Old.
'Twas meant sarcastically to make that point.
If you keep memeing a meme, eventually it becomes funny again. Look at "Today we are all…" for example. Or "This is good news…". Or "Megan McCain is zaftig and I want to motorboat her".
Classics. Solid gold, each and every one.
Normally I'd agree, but I think some people might be sensitive about the moral weakness bit, as the tax-cut deal aroused passions on both the pro- and anti-Obama fronts. Whereas motorboating Megan McCain's tits is something we can all get behind.
I kind of knew that but I felt the need to post a response. My personal moral weakness.
Smokes the no filters, better for environment dontcha know.
No, but McCain has a staffer to wipe his bum since stubby can't reach.
Hey Beavis. The president's dog took a crap on the White House lawn.
Yeah. Heh. Heh. That's cool.
That's cool. Huh. Huh.
This has to be the best post by Steuf ever. Talent, the man has talent!
It doesn't matter where he hides the shit, Julian Assange will find it.
So it's a joke in the conservative sense of "something I believe"?
Why haven't I heard the Rightards screeching with horror about Obama corrupting the flower of our youth with in-depth discussions and descriptions of feces handling? Counting: 1…2…3…
Poop–who gives a shit?
"You can't go wrong with a poop joke."
Some Funny Guy
RIP
Political model of our time –
"Ya throw enough shit…some of it will stick"
We are a great nation of poop-handlers.
And flingers of our own feces.
Today we are all poop waiting to be picked up by President Obama.
I am going out right now to pick up dog poop. No wonder he waited so long to get a dog. A picture of him picking up dog poop would not be so smart.
Yeah I live in a weird upper-middle class suburban neighborhood in a weird small town in the West. I have a dog, who I take out on his daily walk. About one third of the neighborhood are university professors or professional people. These folks always pick up the poo. The R's among us–construction firm owners, financial types, etc., never do. Is this a metaphor for something?
I dunno. Does anyone actually care about this crap?
Droppin' a deuce on the White House lawn! Now that is an Alpha dog's dream come true!
When I have occasion to walk a dog in the city I carry a poop bag and pretend I'm leaning down to take care of it, but I don't really. It just looks that way. Sometimes I just throw a few leaves over it and walk away. These hands do not pick up dog shit. It'll never happen. At least not outdoors where dogs were meant to spin and shit without a care under the firmament.
I think that a scooper of some kind is a necessary accoutrement, so you don't have to use your bare hands.
I am just sick of this shit! Why is everything always me, me, me with this guy.
Say it with me, UPPITY.
I thought he was the Shamwow guy only a little more God like.
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