Newt Gingrich Can't Stop Going To Strip Club For Money
Newt Gingrich has some very interesting schemes for making money, it seems, but it troubles him that the same strip joint keeps trying to give him funds for one of his special Newt trophies. Newt, of course, needs monies to build a prison of Christianity around the GZ MOSK, but it keeps getting infected with the stripper cash he keeps accidentally asking for.
It's troubling to see such an important champion of family values be plagued by this sleazy provider of college tuition for young women. Perhaps his next mistress/wife (First Lady) will be able to correct the books on his righteous fundraising scam. Because the last thing America needs is to see Newt go bankrupt and have to get a real job at the Sizzler. [ Rachel Maddow via FrontBurner ]
A fire extinguisher, we could make a Nude Newt Rocket, make Newt go Newtonian.
Mr. GIngrich and Sen. McCain can swap stories. John can tell Newt what it&#039;s like to date a stripper (Marie the Flame of Florida), and Newt can share tips about how to get the dancer to put currency in <i>your</i> underpants.