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David Vitter Disciple Cons Babysitters Into Changing His Diapers

Visions of America.An Oklahoma City man did a perfect imitation of Republican Senator David Vitter by pretending to be autistic and hiring babysitters to change his poopy diapers while he “became sexually aroused.” Apparently you just put an ad on the Oklahoma version of Craigslist and say your “autistic son” needs a babysitter and then you just show up at their house in a diaper and the Oklahoma ladies are all, “Well okay, money’s money ….”

The Oklahoman reports:

An Oklahoma City man seeking sexual stimulation acted severely autistic and wore diapers to con baby sitters into caring for him, police reported. He told police he did it “for a sexual purpose,” court records show.

Mark Anthony Richardson Jr., 21, twice this year fooled baby sitters into watching him at their homes in Oklahoma City, police reported. The baby sitters told police he would get sexually aroused when they cleaned him while changing his diapers, police said.

The weirdo was charged with “felony count of sexual battery and seven misdemeanor counts of outraging public decency.” His bail was probably posted by RNC chairman Michael Steele and he is now a front runner for the Republican presidential nomination, Vitter probably said. [Oklahoman]

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82 comments

    1. Crank_Tango

      I think in this case, it was Amendment No. 2.

      Second amendment solutions to boner problems and creepiness. Seriously dude, you're 21. You are not allowed to get that freaky until well into your 30s.

  1. SorosBot

    Damn, at least Vitter's hookers actually knew they were prostitutes; this guy was tricking women into it. Ick.

  2. OC_Surf_Serf

    "Outraging Public Decency" sounds like a Flaming Lips song. Fitting.

    Oklahoma: the belly flab swagged over Texas.

  3. Not_So_Much

    If there's any justice, most of his nurses looked just like Jon Coffee from "Green Mile", and were not gentle.

  4. ttommyunger

    This will cure me from clicking on the Wonkette while eating, ever again! Whoever put that pix together is genius. Evil genius, but genius. Kudos!

    1. V572625694

      That plus a United States Senator (Herr Doktor Nazionalrat Tom Coburn) who says gynecologists who perform abortions should get the death penalty.

      It's funny cuz it's true! So actually not funny. Have to work on it some more

    2. user-of-owls

      Dear Shit fer Brains,
      Never, ever try to do html link tags or algebra or trepanning on your own ever again. It only ends in tears.

  5. Buzz Feedback

    The babysitters never wondered how the autistic dude managed to put the ad on Craigslist? Oh right, it's Oklahoma.

    1. SorosBot

      Also autistic people do learn to control their bowel movements just like most people; he should have picked a different mental disorder.

    2. _MISS_T_

      When I read about it the other day it said he posed as the father of an autistic kid in the ad which begs the question, how on earth did he pose as the father AND son?
      Turning up alone at the babysitters would be suspicious given that he was claiming to be unable to even use the loo…
      So what, the guy introduces himself as dad before scurrying off on a flimsy excuse, changing into nappy and getting into 'character'…and meanwhile our heroines puzzle over the uncanny resemblance and er lack of age difference?
      Never been to OK (nor the US for that matter) but I judge. Sigh.

    1. DustBowlBlues

      I can't believe these Oklahoma slams, inspired by nothing more than some good, wholesome, funtime. You people are sick, you know that? Sick.

      Like the weird fucker who perpetrated this. If god wanted to make up for a great day that went down hill fast, she could make this guy a staff person for Spooky Doktor Tom.

  6. SayItWithWookies

    You can't fool all of the people all of the time — but with Craigslist in Oklahoma you can get pretty damn close.

  7. smokefilledroommate

    What was he thinking? He was already on probation for arson! They'll "change his diaper" in prison, boy howdy.

  8. freakishlywrong

    Given this is Oklahoma, something tells me he probably didn't have to "pretend" too hard to be severely autistic and that he is a climate change denying, devoutly xtian, right wing nut. That is all.

  9. MinAgain

    Inquiring minds want to know, who drove him to the babysitter's house? Unless an "autistic" man who can't change his own diapers can actually get a drivers license in OK.

  10. Monsieur_Grumpe

    Oh, what a beautiful movement
    Oh, what a beautiful day.
    I got a beautiful feelin'
    Ev'rything's poopin' my way.

  11. DoktorZoom

    You know, we're pretty quick to fling the term "creepy" around. This guy certainly helps to put Julian Assange's inept mash notes into context, now doesn't it?

    Well, OK, really we're just talking about points along the Creepy Spectrum.

    1. horsedreamer_1

      It's a negative-one to one scale, with, I don't know, Ed Gein as -1 (entirely skeevy) & Sir Galahad as 1 (entirely gallant), & let's call Al Goldstein the 0 point, halfway between skeeve & gallant.

    2. chicken_thief

      I don't know…. keep in mind, this guy had to shit himself and then walk around with the load in his diaper in order to get a nurse to wipe his ass – that's pretty creepy in my book.

      BTW, I have a nephew that is autistic. He doesn't wear fucking diapers or shit himself.

  12. MadBrahms

    Does DC have a public decency law? Could we get one passed, or would it just result in everyone on the hill being ending up in jail, sharing a cell with our departed Omnibus?

    1. mereoblivion

      Well, sir (?), I, for one, have never done so . . . for at least 40 years, since I was last young enough to pretend to be a kid.

      By the way, were they hookers? I thought they were actual babysitters. Penthouse Forum to the contrary notwithstanding, they're not always the same thing.

  13. OkieDokieDog

    I live in OK and never heard about this. My local teevee stations were too busy covering all the puppy mill dogs being dumped into the pounds, and all the babies being beaten to death, which is every fucking day. But we have a new Conservative female Republican governor, so things will get much worse.

    1. DustBowlBlues

      Mattress Mary addressing our town's Chamber of Commerce dinner: "As Ronald Reagan said, 'A house divided against itself cannot stand.'"

      The bitch is an idiot.

  14. StillGoinGreen

    "Richardson — who is 4 feet 9 inches tall — is being held in the Oklahoma County jail."

    How the hell does his height have anything to do with this story? I think the author of this piece just wanted to creep everyone out with the visual of Samwise Gamgee walking around the neighborhood, shitting his pants and sucking on a binky!!

  15. Serolf_Divad

    His mother said Friday he needs psychological help at a mental institution his own U.S. Senate seat, not to be sent to a hard-core prison with murderers and rapists who could kill him. She would not disclose her name.

    There, corrected.

  16. WhatTheHeck

    With a name like “Mark Anthony,” was he wearing a toga over his diaper to hide his Roman short sword… and is he into gladiator movies?

  17. _MISS_T_

    This fetish seems very worryingly common.
    As a single gal I fear stumbling awkwardly across one of these nutbars. I'm sorry I know it's a fetish and hey um good luck to ya on that guys, but I'm sorry if shitting into a nappy gets you hard there's something wrong. For the love of god I hope I never attract one.
    That being said I pity their misfortune in most definitively losing the fetish lottery and getting this one. 'why couldn't I get feet!'

    1. GOPCrusher

      Agreed. Not sure which is worse. That there is such a thing as a Poop fetish, or the fact that the wonderful Internet has entire websites dedicated to it, which means that there are more then a few people that get turned on by it.

    2. DustBowlBlues

      Years ago when my father-in-law (may the greedy self-centered Republican rot in his grave–but I digress) heard the term "golden shower." He asked my husband what it meant. After some nervous throat clearing, hubby explained it as briefly as possible. (Ugh, dad, ugh, it's when the guy gets the girl to pee on him.)

      The old fuck just look confused and said, "Why would he want her to do that?"

      Cue my husband's response: "How about those Mariners?"

  18. Redhead

    "he is now a front runner for the Republican presidential nomination, Vitter probably said."

    Not so fast there. Were the babysitters women or men? Because unless he conned 13-year-old boys into changing his diapers while choking themselves with a dog collar, I'd say he's probably down to number 6 or 7 on the list.

  19. prommie

    This is nothing, last time a strange woman touched my johnson, I had to get a vasectomy to make it happen.

    1. DustBowlBlues

      Hey–is that my husband? What the hell are you doing on "my wonkette." Go back to your fucking WWII docs.

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