Wait, why did they give this guy a show? Oh, never mind. [YouTube]
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Couldn't watch the vid clip. The "Crypt-Keeper" puts me to sleep and then I have nightmares, Helluva one, two punch for a 300 year old man.
Did his 16 ex-wives all say goodbye last night too?
They were led deep into the bowels of the CNN catacombs and buried alive with their immortal prince of snooze.
Ah, Larry. Living proof that if you smoke enough Marlboro Reds, get enough broads, and meet enough celebrities and ask them softball questions, anyone can really achieve the American dream. Godbless. *Tear /Boehner
Where will political and pop culture figures go now to have the host agree with their every word and continually kiss their asses?
Oh wait, I forgot about NBC firing Conan and bringing Leno back.
Hey-Yo!
I'd like to tell you about a product that has America talking: Gold Bond Medicated Powder! …&c.
Larry who?
Fine.
WICHITA FALLS, YOU'RE ON THE AIR!!!!
Yeah, hey, that needs more Jeff Daniels on the toilet.
I'm going with "Or Something" till he produces the death certificate.
Larry King won't actually die — he'll just gradually move slower and slower until he almost hits absolute zero at which point he'll continue in that state until he's the last recognizable agglomeration of matter in the universe. Regis Philbin, on the other hand, will just go up like flash paper one day.
I'm literally laughing out loud. Larry is like an honest-to-god three-toed sloth, and Regis is well, Regis. I suspect when he untwines his mortal coil he'll jump into the air, let out a strange, piercing yelp, and burst into flames, and subsequently rise as dust into a passing cloud.
Either that, or he'll loudly knife the space in front of him and slip back into whichever dimension he came from.
Tonite, on Larry King Dead, Jerry Garcia.
MAZULA FALLS, … your not on the air.
By bowing out now, when the country has no money left to support cultural endeavors, he really is ruining a chance for children who don't have access to museums and such to see evidence of the Pleistocene era.
Why does Larry King hate enriching the youths, unless said youths have legally penetrable vaginas?
Larry King is to interviewing as Sarah Palin is to political philosophy.
I really miss Larry's old USA Today column. It was insane stream-of-consciousness gibberish — in other words, pure genius:
"That Keanu Reeves is America's finest actor…It's hard to beat a peanut butter and licorice sandwich…Bats are gnawing on my cerebral cortex…I'm told Sarah Palin's vagina tastes like three-week-old seal blubber…I'm almost out of vodka…"
And so on…
I never read it, but this makes me laugh.
that was priceless!
Maybe he can land a bit part in that new Cuban zombie movie.
Larry is a perfect example of how longevity isn't always a good thing. lol Worst. Interviewer. Evah. I've seen high school news productions better than his show.
Utica, hell-o!
Still, I always dug those suspenders.
They have been attached to his Depends not his pants for 30 years though, hmm, I wonder, is there a market for adult diaper hosiery? Direct marketing to Senator Vitter I bet would bring in some cash.
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