Can't really blame this on the poopheads at Politico. But we will anyway.
This is what one year in the Senate, occasionally breaking with your party, does to your body in an era of extreme polarization. Hopefully the appreciative gays will find a way to fix him up. [Google News]

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  • horsedreamer_1

    Kneads moar white-board.

    Or wash-board abs. I'd settle for those.

    (Wonkette, where's the Scott Brown Cosmo pin-up?)

  • JustPixelz

    If only Lieberman could have stopped time and saved old man Brown. Though I suspect the weight gain has something to do with that Massachusetts health insurance mandate Romney jammed down his throat.

    • elviouslyqueer

      I bet that wasn't the only thing Romney rammed down his throat.

  • All you white people look alike.

    • OneDollarJuana

      Scott and Sherrod are "Browns".

      • LionelHutzEsq

        How can you be named "Sherrod" and be white?

        • ingloriousbytch

          Because it's pronounced CHER-rid not Sha-RODD.

          (I know this because he's my Senator.)

  • Wadisay

    On the other hand Sherrod does look like he got his junk caught in the center crease of Cosmo.

  • PublicLuxury

    Politico didn't make the mistake. . . Google put the wrong picture up. Teh Google is run by teh gay. Everybody knows that teh gay model their lives after Scotty Browny. "He's sooooooo hot!" exclaimed a gay at The Nation. Another gay was quoted as saying, "Look what that sexy Kenyan did to our Scotty." Poor Sherrod Brown just can't catch a break.

  • MinAgain

    All those Brown people look alike.

  • MinAgain

    What can Brown do for you?

    • SorosBot

      Show off his hot half-naked daughters. (For the ladies and gays, he can show off his naked self).

    • bagofmice

      Ask not what brown can do for you, but what you can do for your brown!

  • SorosBot

    They think all Brown people look the same.

  • PsycWench

    Wait until he's elected POTUS.

  • freakishlywrong

    RARRRWWWW! I heart me some Sherrod Brown. All gravelly and mussy haired and librul.

  • Bonzos_Bed_Time

    Brown paint brush… I see what you did there.

  • emmelemm

    Hooray for the Dept. of Hilarious Screen Captures!

  • TheMightyHaltor

    Sherrod Brown is white?

    • Kidneys4Sale

      And male?

  • Extemporanus

    I've long suspected that this "Senator Brown" character was a bit of a Sherrod.

  • LionelHutzEsq

    See, if we agreed to only put up pictures of Scott Brown naked, this kind of problem would not occur.

  • Oblios_Cap

    What did you use to write on that screenshot, Stuef? Is it the "Wrong Brown you're referring to?

    Cause it sure looks like POOP!

  • DemonicRage

    This is one of the dumbest non-stories ever posted on Wonkette. Didn't anything interesting happen today?

    • metamarcisf

      Didn't you hear? We're having ourselves a "war on Christmas".

    • SorosBot

      Well we've got a real live birther moron below to toy with.

    • bagofmice

      Dolce, Gabanna, and Brown.

    • DCHatesMe

      Set the bar lower and limbo, pal.

  • chascates

    TPHINO: Tea Party Hero In Name Only

  • ttommyunger

    This is nothing new or unusual, for instance when I take a dump I usually glance down to admire my work and mistake same for the haunting visage of Dick Cheney or George W. Bush.

  • mereoblivion

    Dude sez he'll vote for "a clean repeal bill." Dream on, fuckface.

  • Jukesgrrl

    People can sing the praises of Scott Brown's hotness all they want. I know which one of the Browns I'd rather have in my bed, and it's not the conceited dork from Massachusetts. It's the articulate one with the intelligence, good values, and really sexy voice. Damn you, Connie Schultz!

    • mereoblivion

      An unavoidable truth: Life Happens.

  • SudsMcKenzie

    His daughters are still hot, right?

  • Wrong Brown? Is this like DWB?

  • user-of-owls

    Hey, at least they didn't put up a picture of the Board of Education. That would have been embarrassing.

  • Gorillionaire

    My dad had a labrador he called "Brown". That dog would have made an excellent senator.

  • arihaya

    on the other side Sherrod Brown is one of my favorite senators,,

    a progressive and siding with labor ,, supporting single payer healthcare,,, yes please

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  • Negropolis

    I'd bet that Scott Brown outweighs Sherrod in all seriousness. Scott's got a better tailor is all. Neither of them is fat, but Scott is really getting a good run out of his 30-year-old Cosmo spread, no? He's going to squeeze that proverbial turnip 'till it bleeds like a crying, Latino Virgin Mary statue.

    • Negropolis

      Looks like we have a Scott Brown fan, huh? Thanks for the thumbs-down, anonymous douchebag.

  • AlNewMan

    If its Brown, flush it….

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