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  1. horsedreamer_1

    Kneads moar white-board.

    Or wash-board abs. I'd settle for those.

    (Wonkette, where's the Scott Brown Cosmo pin-up?)

  2. JustPixelz

    If only Lieberman could have stopped time and saved old man Brown. Though I suspect the weight gain has something to do with that Massachusetts health insurance mandate Romney jammed down his throat.

  3. PublicLuxury

    Politico didn't make the mistake. . . Google put the wrong picture up. Teh Google is run by teh gay. Everybody knows that teh gay model their lives after Scotty Browny. "He's sooooooo hot!" exclaimed a gay at The Nation. Another gay was quoted as saying, "Look what that sexy Kenyan did to our Scotty." Poor Sherrod Brown just can't catch a break.

  4. LionelHutzEsq

    See, if we agreed to only put up pictures of Scott Brown naked, this kind of problem would not occur.

  5. Oblios_Cap

    What did you use to write on that screenshot, Stuef? Is it the "Wrong Brown you're referring to?

    Cause it sure looks like POOP!

  6. DemonicRage

    This is one of the dumbest non-stories ever posted on Wonkette. Didn't anything interesting happen today?

  7. ttommyunger

    This is nothing new or unusual, for instance when I take a dump I usually glance down to admire my work and mistake same for the haunting visage of Dick Cheney or George W. Bush.

  8. Jukesgrrl

    People can sing the praises of Scott Brown's hotness all they want. I know which one of the Browns I'd rather have in my bed, and it's not the conceited dork from Massachusetts. It's the articulate one with the intelligence, good values, and really sexy voice. Damn you, Connie Schultz!

  9. user-of-owls

    Hey, at least they didn't put up a picture of the Board of Education. That would have been embarrassing.

  10. arihaya

    on the other side Sherrod Brown is one of my favorite senators,,

    a progressive and siding with labor ,, supporting single payer healthcare,,, yes please

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  12. Negropolis

    I'd bet that Scott Brown outweighs Sherrod in all seriousness. Scott's got a better tailor is all. Neither of them is fat, but Scott is really getting a good run out of his 30-year-old Cosmo spread, no? He's going to squeeze that proverbial turnip 'till it bleeds like a crying, Latino Virgin Mary statue.

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