DEPT. OF HILARIOUS SCREEN CAPTURES  2:52 pm December 16, 2010

DADT Repeal Decision Ages Scott Brown 25 Years, Adds 50 Pounds

by Jack Stuef

Can't really blame this on the poopheads at Politico. But we will anyway.
This is what one year in the Senate, occasionally breaking with your party, does to your body in an era of extreme polarization. Hopefully the appreciative gays will find a way to fix him up. [Google News]

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horsedreamer_1 December 16, 2010 at 2:54 pm

Kneads moar white-board.

Or wash-board abs. I'd settle for those.

(Wonkette, where's the Scott Brown Cosmo pin-up?)

JustPixelz December 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm

If only Lieberman could have stopped time and saved old man Brown. Though I suspect the weight gain has something to do with that Massachusetts health insurance mandate Romney jammed down his throat.

elviouslyqueer December 16, 2010 at 3:03 pm

I bet that wasn't the only thing Romney rammed down his throat.

ManchuCandidate December 16, 2010 at 2:57 pm

All you white people look alike.

OneDollarJuana December 16, 2010 at 3:02 pm

Scott and Sherrod are "Browns".

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 3:23 pm

How can you be named "Sherrod" and be white?

ingloriousbytch December 16, 2010 at 3:27 pm

Because it's pronounced CHER-rid not Sha-RODD.

(I know this because he's my Senator.)

trampndirtdown December 16, 2010 at 11:57 pm

Lucky you I'm stuck with Crapo.

Wadisay December 16, 2010 at 2:58 pm

On the other hand Sherrod does look like he got his junk caught in the center crease of Cosmo.

PublicLuxury December 16, 2010 at 3:01 pm

Politico didn't make the mistake. . . Google put the wrong picture up. Teh Google is run by teh gay. Everybody knows that teh gay model their lives after Scotty Browny. "He's sooooooo hot!" exclaimed a gay at The Nation. Another gay was quoted as saying, "Look what that sexy Kenyan did to our Scotty." Poor Sherrod Brown just can't catch a break.

MinAgain December 16, 2010 at 3:01 pm

All those Brown people look alike.

MinAgain December 16, 2010 at 3:02 pm

What can Brown do for you?

SorosBot December 16, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Show off his hot half-naked daughters. (For the ladies and gays, he can show off his naked self).

bagofmice December 16, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Ask not what brown can do for you, but what you can do for your brown!

SorosBot December 16, 2010 at 3:04 pm

They think all Brown people look the same.

PsycWench December 16, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Wait until he's elected POTUS.

freakishlywrong December 16, 2010 at 3:10 pm

RARRRWWWW! I heart me some Sherrod Brown. All gravelly and mussy haired and librul.

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 16, 2010 at 3:17 pm

Brown paint brush… I see what you did there.

emmelemm December 16, 2010 at 3:22 pm

Hooray for the Dept. of Hilarious Screen Captures!

TheMightyHaltor December 16, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Sherrod Brown is white?

Kidneys4Sale December 16, 2010 at 4:05 pm

And male?

Extemporanus December 16, 2010 at 3:23 pm

I've long suspected that this "Senator Brown" character was a bit of a Sherrod.

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 3:24 pm

See, if we agreed to only put up pictures of Scott Brown naked, this kind of problem would not occur.

Oblios_Cap December 16, 2010 at 3:26 pm

What did you use to write on that screenshot, Stuef? Is it the "Wrong Brown you're referring to?

Cause it sure looks like POOP!

DemonicRage December 16, 2010 at 3:36 pm

This is one of the dumbest non-stories ever posted on Wonkette. Didn't anything interesting happen today?

metamarcisf December 16, 2010 at 3:42 pm

Didn't you hear? We're having ourselves a "war on Christmas".

SorosBot December 16, 2010 at 3:49 pm

Well we've got a real live birther moron below to toy with.

bagofmice December 16, 2010 at 4:10 pm

Dolce, Gabanna, and Brown.

DCHatesMe December 16, 2010 at 4:29 pm

Set the bar lower and limbo, pal.

chascates December 16, 2010 at 3:43 pm

TPHINO: Tea Party Hero In Name Only

ttommyunger December 16, 2010 at 3:45 pm

This is nothing new or unusual, for instance when I take a dump I usually glance down to admire my work and mistake same for the haunting visage of Dick Cheney or George W. Bush.

mereoblivion December 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Dude sez he'll vote for "a clean repeal bill." Dream on, fuckface.

Jukesgrrl December 16, 2010 at 4:35 pm

People can sing the praises of Scott Brown's hotness all they want. I know which one of the Browns I'd rather have in my bed, and it's not the conceited dork from Massachusetts. It's the articulate one with the intelligence, good values, and really sexy voice. Damn you, Connie Schultz!

mereoblivion December 16, 2010 at 4:43 pm

An unavoidable truth: Life Happens.

SudsMcKenzie December 16, 2010 at 4:39 pm

His daughters are still hot, right?

weejee December 16, 2010 at 4:55 pm

Wrong Brown? Is this like DWB?

user-of-owls December 16, 2010 at 5:06 pm

Hey, at least they didn't put up a picture of the Board of Education. That would have been embarrassing.

Gorillionaire December 16, 2010 at 7:54 pm

My dad had a labrador he called "Brown". That dog would have made an excellent senator.

arihaya December 16, 2010 at 8:25 pm

on the other side Sherrod Brown is one of my favorite senators,,

a progressive and siding with labor ,, supporting single payer healthcare,,, yes please

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Negropolis December 16, 2010 at 9:35 pm

I'd bet that Scott Brown outweighs Sherrod in all seriousness. Scott's got a better tailor is all. Neither of them is fat, but Scott is really getting a good run out of his 30-year-old Cosmo spread, no? He's going to squeeze that proverbial turnip 'till it bleeds like a crying, Latino Virgin Mary statue.

Negropolis December 18, 2010 at 8:40 pm

Looks like we have a Scott Brown fan, huh? Thanks for the thumbs-down, anonymous douchebag.

AlNewMan December 17, 2010 at 2:36 pm

If its Brown, flush it….

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