NAFTA DOESN'T EVEN WANT US ANYMORE  1:44 pm December 16, 2010

Jerome Corsi Returns To North American Union Thing

by Ken Layne

Canada wouldn't take us if we BEGGED.Swiftboat birther nutsack Jerome Corsi is so confused by Obama becoming Republican Senate Majority Leader that there’s really nothing left to do but go back to the old “George W. Bush is making Mexico and Canada part of America by building an unfunded interstate highway in the Midwest” conspiracy. Corsi’s new WorldNetDaily column totally ignores the actual news about Obama — that this Krafty Kenyan has somehow become Ronald Reagan’s actual son/heir — and instead makes ample use of “quietly” and “below the radar” to tell the sinister story of how there’s some government report suggesting North America should better coordinate security considering the ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD wants to blow up the United States and it’s relatively simple to get in through the Canadian or Mexican borders if the FBI and State Department forgot to send your chartered plane to Saudi Arabia or whatever.

Are you saying “aboot” with a Mexican accent yet? You will be:

Acting quietly, below the radar of U.S. public opinion and without congressional approval, the Obama administration is implementing a key policy objective of the Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America, or SPP, to erase the border with Mexico and Canada.

The administration is acting under a State Department-declared policy initiative described in a March 23 fact sheet titled “United States-Mexico Partnership: A New Border Vision.”

“Mexico and the United States have a shared interest in creating a 21st century border that promotes the security and prosperity of both countries,” the State Department declared. “The U.S. and Mexican governments have launched a range of initiatives that challenge the traditional view of ‘hold the line’ and are developing a framework for a new vision of 21st century border management.”

Corsi also notes that a Canadian news operation in Canada has written (in Canadian) about some other document called “Beyond the Border: A Shared Vision for Perimeter Security and Competitiveness.” Why not just replace our Loyal Old Glory with a red marijuana leaf or whatever today, and get it over with?

For a few delightful months in probably 2007, Corsi delighted his audience of white supremacists and dingbat conspiracy mongers with the horrific tale of the “NAFTA Superhighway” and its exclusive toll-road token, the “Amero.” These things were completely the fault of George W. Bush and his internationalist Mexi-Canucks, according to Corsi — which is funny because Corsi was one of the primary cocksuckers behind that whole “Swiftboat Veterans” attack on John Kerry in 2004. We have all forgotten about Kerry now, thank god, but back in 2004 Americans were so FED UP with Iraq and Dubya and 9/11 that they very nearly elected the unloved, unwanted John Kerry — until Corsi and his right-wing-billionaire-funded assclowns put together a shitty commercial and CNN (which was still popular then) played it NON STOP until election day.

God, fuck CNN. [WND]

 

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Crank_Tango December 16, 2010 at 1:48 pm

Take off esse, eh!

ManchuCandidate December 16, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Joser.

Negropolis December 16, 2010 at 9:15 pm

Canaxicans, eh? ¡Ay Dios Mio! y'all!

But, what do the imfamously fickle Québécois think of all of this, que?

MinAgain December 16, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Does this mean that RCMP actually stands for Royal Canadian-Mexican Police?

Ducksworthy December 16, 2010 at 1:51 pm

I appreciate the appellation of primary cocksucker as applied to Corsi. Very fitting.

mannacler December 16, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Application of that appellation to Corsi is very unfair to the world's worthy fellatrixes and fellators.

Moonbat December 16, 2010 at 2:57 pm

"Fellatrix" is full of win!

bagofmice December 16, 2010 at 3:54 pm

Or soon will be.

horsedreamer_1 December 16, 2010 at 1:51 pm

John Kerry's only just begun.

Yes, he's now in the Minority in the Senate, but he's finally — finally — the Bay State's Senior Senator. & his main portfolio is global climate change, with a dollop of foreign affairs.

Seems he might be important in the coming years.

GuyClinch December 16, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Senate is still in Democratic hands for the 112th congress, and yes, he'll be important-ish.

horsedreamer_1 December 16, 2010 at 2:10 pm

Oops. I had confused '10 with '94 — a common mistake. For me to poop on. (It's kind of a fecal moebius.)

DoktorZoom December 16, 2010 at 2:18 pm

The NAFTA Highway will be importing fecal moebiuses* from Nuevo Laredo, to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids!

*or fecal omnibuses, one of those.

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 2:38 pm

I used to own a VW fecal omnibus. Great to smoke your shit in.

imissopus December 16, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Nonsense. We all know 53 out of 100 is a minority in the Senate.

GuyClinch December 16, 2010 at 2:19 pm

You're exactly right, of course. Le sigh.

JustPixelz December 16, 2010 at 2:19 pm

same as 59 was a minority.

CessnaDriver December 16, 2010 at 3:04 pm

I want certification from a competent physician that Harry Reid has balls.

Negropolis December 16, 2010 at 9:19 pm

And, even 60 couldn't be counted on on any given vote. sigh

JoeMamased December 16, 2010 at 2:28 pm

Senate is still in Democratic hands for the 112th congress

Hahahahahahahaha!! You wish.

MildMidwesterner December 16, 2010 at 1:53 pm

" promotes the security and prosperity of both countries"

I suppose this means that Bechtel will hire Mexicans to build a wall to keep out Mexicans. I wonder how many will finish the contract from the Texan side.

slithytoves December 16, 2010 at 1:53 pm

I doubt it. Canada is still mad at us for not paying enough attention to her, so I don't think she's in the mood for a marriage proposal.

Not_So_Much December 16, 2010 at 2:13 pm

How 'bout we just leave a stack of Ameros on her nightstand next to the lipstick-smudged silk hankie?

BerkeleyBear December 16, 2010 at 3:31 pm

Our long history of date rape/conquest attempts (starting in the Revolutionary War right on through the Oregon Territory disputes at least) are at the core of what little independent identity Canadians have, along with dying in even higher percentages on D-Day and maple syrup. So the idea they'd ever welcome any kind of union is pretty funny.

Terry December 16, 2010 at 1:56 pm

"Mexico and the United States have a shared interest in creating a 21st century border that promotes the security and prosperity of both countries"

That's treason right there.

V572625694 December 16, 2010 at 1:56 pm

I'm going to get out there on the NAFTA Highway (I-35) and start looking for Canuckistanis to perform a citizen's arrest on. Look out, Salina! As soon as that 400-mile segment between Duluth and Thunder Bay is complete, they'll be storming down here for expensive health care and unlimited gun purchases.

SexySmurf December 16, 2010 at 2:05 pm

I'm going to get out there on the NAFTA Highway (I-35) start looking for Canuckistanis to perform a citizen's arrest on.

Start with Celine Dion.

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 2:40 pm

So, we can agree, that Corsi might have a point?

CessnaDriver December 16, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Actually, the NAFTA super highway switches to I-29 in Kansas City.

Apparently, the switch was made when it was pointed out to the conspiracy buffs that I-35 doesn't go to Canada. It goes to Canada-ish Duluth. You know, right next to the city in Wisconsin where Arnold Schwarzenegger went to college.

The I-29 crossing into Canada is known for not being very busy.

Dashboard_Jesus December 17, 2010 at 12:15 am

Ahnold went to college, who could tell?

weejee December 16, 2010 at 2:10 pm

Thunder Bay will be the new Gulf of Tonkin?

horsedreamer_1 December 16, 2010 at 2:12 pm

I don't know why the folks in the Prairie Provinces would go to Minnesota for that. Just cross over to Montana or Nor-Dak..

weejee December 16, 2010 at 2:15 pm

BTW out here on the left coast our I-5, up here in Warhington it is a 24/7 invasion of maple-leafed Red Greeners mauling our malls, while down in Californistan, San Diego has been turned into a giant pot smoking taco hell. Where are the Minutemenz and womenz with their splurge gunz and super soakers?

V572625694 December 16, 2010 at 2:20 pm

I can personally refudiate your statement since here in San Diego, Rep Duncan Hunter’s unbelievably ugly, NEPA-excluded, border fence, which he got built in another congressman’s district, is keeping the all the Messicans out. That’s why all the drug gang murders in Me-he-koh have stopped, weed is unavailable in the US, and all landscape workers and hotel housekeeping staff are authentic US Americans.

MsQuasimodo December 17, 2010 at 11:49 pm

And the newly-discovered underground tunnel between San Diego and Tijuana was not built by the cartels to cart drugs, guns, and money over the border, but to give work to Messcans newly unemployed by Rep Asshat Hunter's border fence.

GeorgiaBurning December 16, 2010 at 2:38 pm

It's Thursday, they're stocking up on PBR and Bud Lite for the Chargers/49ers game.

HistoriCat December 16, 2010 at 3:58 pm

At one time they were going to have the NAFTA Highway run close to Houston and they even mocked up the Interstate signs for the new road : I-69.

Alas, this dream – which would have been a boon for road builders and sign-makers/sign-installers (especially the repeat business from sign stealing) – died.

LeAlbatross December 16, 2010 at 5:31 pm

And let's not forget that Thunder Bay changed it's name from…uh…um…to Thunder Bay! Sneaky Canadians! (Hamilton?)

V572625694 December 16, 2010 at 5:34 pm

Fort William and Port Arthur? Or Port William and Fort Arthur? Or Arthur Godfrey and Julius LaRosa?

LeAlbatross December 16, 2010 at 5:48 pm

Bea Arthur and William Wonka? Damn these Canadian Brain-scramblers…

Mine says "Molson" on it…

Badonkadonkette December 16, 2010 at 1:56 pm

Yo quiero poutine.

slappypaddy December 16, 2010 at 1:59 pm

what solvent did corsi inhale to so damage his brain? when does he start drooling and pulling his pants down in public?

James Michael Curley December 16, 2010 at 2:14 pm

See my comment below.

DoktorZoom December 16, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Start?

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm

But, by Republican standards, he is understated.

zhubajie December 16, 2010 at 5:33 pm

As part of the initiation for new Rep congressmen, they get half their brains sucked out.

hagajim December 16, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Swiftboat birther nutsack Jerome Corsi – I think that tells you about everything you need to know.

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Except it implies he has balls.

Ken Layne December 16, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Just the sack.

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 4:00 pm

I stand corrected.

freakishlywrong December 16, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Will the FEMA camps be in Mexican or Canimex?

Not_So_Much December 16, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Halfway between, right here in Central Jesustopia. Moar jobz ter pay fer trucknutz and crucifix christmas trees.

zhubajie December 16, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Put'em in Yukon, and the prisoners will freeze quick; put in Mex and the jailers will be cheap. So maybe Mexican jailers in Canada?

For real: a couple years ago some bright Texan in Congress wanted to outsource US prisons to China! But somehow still apply US law….

MsQuasimodo December 18, 2010 at 12:01 am

Why does that Texas Congresscritter hate Amurika so much? Hey, them prisons are all-American as apple pie, cheetos and KFC. They are the mainstay of the US and prolly Texas, economee. Outsource them to China? Hell, we have the mostest prisoners in the entire world, beating out China! If the Chinese have a shortage of prisoners, they can just do whut we're doing and imprison moar people for um, being terroristy, protesting gummit policies, being brown, leaking secrit documents, and … uh … oh, wait …

Monsieur_Grumpe December 16, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Fat back and pinto beans doesn't sound so bad to me.

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Throw in some Twinkies and it is as American as apple pie.

Negropolis December 16, 2010 at 9:23 pm

How 'bout a combination Taco Bell/McDonalds/Tim Hortons?

Plowmon December 16, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Would the Canadians even have us? Would it be like German unification or Thanksgiving where the 'poor side of the family' brings down the standard of living for everyone and manages to overflow the upstairs toilet?

WordSaladNation December 16, 2010 at 2:11 pm

I can't wait for Crash Test Dummies and Alanis Morissette to re-write our national anthem!

Crank_Tango December 16, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Tragically Hip or GTFO!!!!!!!!

ManchuCandidate December 16, 2010 at 2:48 pm

Exactly.

DoktorZoom December 16, 2010 at 2:20 pm

But it's gonna be performed by Los Tigres del Norte, and will only play on AM stations.

JoeMamased December 16, 2010 at 2:34 pm

Yeah, but AM stations with 500 gazillion watts of broadcast power.

zhubajie December 16, 2010 at 5:37 pm

Just what our crazier evangelists need!

BerkeleyBear December 16, 2010 at 3:35 pm

And it will be written in Quebecois, which no one understands outside of the province.

LeAlbatross December 16, 2010 at 5:49 pm

No no: it'll be Our Lady Peace…

Not_So_Much December 16, 2010 at 2:11 pm

Jerome Corsi needs to 'quietly' eat a bag of dicks. Below the radar. Or not. Also.

4TheTurnstiles December 16, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Fare la Volpe December 16, 2010 at 2:25 pm

I wouldn't mind seeing a few Christians on fire.

GOPCrusher December 16, 2010 at 4:13 pm

I would not waste my urine on Pat Robertson if he was on fire. I'd throw gas on him.

4TheTurnstiles December 16, 2010 at 8:24 pm
JoshuaNorton December 16, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Canada is like America's attic – we forget about it, but then when we go up there it's like all this cool crap we didn't even know about.

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 2:45 pm

And we can get stone there.

BerkeleyBear December 16, 2010 at 3:37 pm

Yeah, but there's also a lot of rat, bat and pigeon crap on everything and every so often you find something you really wish you hadn't, like grandpa's vintage Nazi bondage get-up and grandma's whale-tusk dildo collection.

GunTotingProgressive December 16, 2010 at 2:12 pm

We were considering adding a guy to our little band (he plays drums; we're thinking of going electric). When he was showing us around his house, I noticed that he had the full Corsi Time-Lie collection. He then went on to mention that he was actively hoarding both incandescent light bulbs and ammunition.

We're still an acoustic trio.

V572625694 December 16, 2010 at 2:36 pm

Drummers…you know. All that aggression needs plenty of outlets.

Monsieur_Grumpe December 16, 2010 at 2:44 pm

Why are drummers always the unbalanced ones?

FNMA December 16, 2010 at 4:07 pm

Actually, by drummer standards, he sounds pretty normal.

James Michael Curley December 16, 2010 at 2:12 pm

"As soon as we got into the car, he [Corsi] started to talk to us in a really weird and disgusting way. He asked us if we had ever engaged in gay sex with one another. I mean, it must have been obvious to him that we were brothers – we're identical twins, for goodness sakes! For the five or ten minutes it took to reach the mall, he just kept on and on. He actually offered us money to pose for photos. The whole experience was really uncomfortable and very, very disturbing. Remember, we were both just kids at the time."
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Chet Kincaid December 16, 2010 at 3:15 pm

For the record, the author's disclaimer in that article:

"Of the nineteen paragraphs in this piece, five of them are bald-faced lies. The title, "Jerome Corsi Is a Liar and a Pervert" is only half true. While he is indeed a known and documented liar, he is not – to the best of my knowledge anyway – a "pervert". Did you notice those little "details" I provided in order to make the charge of child molestation sound all the more convincing? That is one of Corsi's tricks. What was the point to this journalistic mischief on my part? No point at all, really. I just wanted to give Mr. Corsi a well-deserved taste of his own very nasty tasting medicine. The difference between me and him is the fact that I at least had the common decency to issue this disclaimer. Don't expect the same courtesy from a professional liar like Jerome Corsi."

James Michael Curley December 16, 2010 at 3:47 pm

Exactly!

DoktorZoom December 16, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Given that the author of this piece acknowledges that he made this up out of whole cloth, supposedly "to give Mr. Corsi a well-deserved taste of his own very nasty tasting medicine," I wouldn't go around quoting it.

On the other hand, Glenn Beck still has not addressed the persistent rumors that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

horsedreamer_1 December 16, 2010 at 2:14 pm

The East ended up sending Angela Merkel into the Chancellor's chair. Might not Zach Wamp end up Prime Minister of Canusamex?

AddHomonym December 16, 2010 at 9:01 pm

Canusamex? How about Mexusada? Camexica? Masada? Mucinex?

SorosBot December 16, 2010 at 2:17 pm

Jerome Corsi, shut your fuckin' face, unclefucker.

Crank_Tango December 16, 2010 at 2:19 pm

coo coo coo coo coo coo coo coocaracha!!

mavenmaven December 16, 2010 at 2:22 pm

Its the natural progression of the obama antichrist and his jewmasonilluminati towards one world government, don't you all KNOW?!? http://www.antichristidentity.com/

JustPixelz December 16, 2010 at 2:23 pm

"…below the radar of U.S. public opinion and without congressional approval…"

Ah, the Bush years. But Obama should remember that stuff is only OKIYAR.

Missyb9479 December 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Do our current Highways not connect Mexico and Canada? Because I remember on the OC they were able to drive to Mexico to get drunk and almost die in the street. Did they use the flying car?

bagofmice December 16, 2010 at 4:02 pm

Save us from the horrors of I-5!!!

HistoriCat December 16, 2010 at 4:06 pm

Stop dragging reality into this conversation!

edgydrifter December 16, 2010 at 2:24 pm

The Canadian flag has vertical red bars, which are 90-degrees out of phase with the proper horizontal American bars–you think that's by accident? Plus, get this, the Mexican flag has has one of these "vertical reds" too. And then the Mexicans have this weird bird on their flag. They say it's an eagle, but seriously, has anyone ever seen an eagle in Mexico? Hell no. Obviously it's some kind of vulture or something, and it's gripping our proud "no touch-o mi junk-o" snake in it's talons–an OBVIOUS affront to American Tea Party Patriots. And it's hovering over some peyote, so there's your shout-out to the narcosyndicates, just like the "maple" (pot) leaf that flies openly over many cities in Canadia where they DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH.

It's a conspiracy one hundred years in the making, people, hiding in plain sight the whole time! I AM NOT A CRANK!

GOPCrusher December 16, 2010 at 4:16 pm

Your message speaks to me. Do you have someplace I can send my credit card number to subscribe to your newsletter?

Crank_Tango December 16, 2010 at 2:32 pm

Cu Cu Cu Cu Cu Cu Cu Cu-Caracha!!!

the_onceler December 16, 2010 at 2:33 pm

This is explains our neighbor to the north perfectly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Jybmtvcxw

DoktorZoom December 16, 2010 at 3:22 pm

I think Molly Ivins had it just about right:

"Being Canadian is like living next door to the Simpsons. Here are all these patient, sensible, kind people (I swear, their real national motto is "Now, let's not get excited") living right next to "the States," where some hideously noisy psychodrama is always going on."

FNMA December 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm

Boy, I miss Molly. We could use a couple of hell raisers like her right about now.
(I once spent an afternoon and evening drinking with Molly. She was one of a kind.)

OK, back to making dick jokes…

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 2:35 pm

Finally, thanks to Obama, my Ameros will be worth something!

(Although Google spell check doesn't know Ameros…, Is Google not part of the conspiracy?)

Fred_Wertham_Jr December 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm

Of course they are. That's why they pretend to not know about it.

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 2:37 pm

Does this at least mean that Rush will finally get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? 'Cause then I can't see what Corsi is complaining about.

BarryOPotter December 16, 2010 at 2:39 pm

If the plan is to erase the border, why are the two countries working on a "border" management solution for 21st century? That's some seriously Zen shit right there: "Together, we will manage that which does not exist." Oh yeah, this shit just got real. Real fucking krazy with a capital 9.

genxr December 16, 2010 at 2:40 pm

On the bright side, when Canada becomes part of the US, we can finally go get all them good-fer-nuthin draft dodgers.

MsQuasimodo December 18, 2010 at 12:07 am

Nah, by now they're all Oldz needing expensive health care. We don't want 'em. Let Canukistan's socialist health care pay for their diabeetus and end of life ICU stays.

ManchuCandidate December 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Considering the relative financial stability of Canuckistani vs Mexico or US America, I guess we own you now, neighbour (the correct spelling BTW.)

FYI, jokes about the following are no longer tolerated:
1) Aboot
2) the colour of our money
3) Curling
4) Hockey or as you folks call it, ice hockey.
5) CFL
6) Universal Healthcare

However jokes about the following are still acceptable:
1) The Toronto Maple Loafs
2) Toronto
3) Quebec strippers
4) Celine Dion
5) What's up with Bryan Adams?
6) Take off, Hoser.

JoshuaNorton December 16, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Sorry, dude, but Curling is still in play. Any "sport" that involves sweeping a broom is automatically suspect.

How aboot that?

Eh?

StillGoinGreen December 16, 2010 at 3:10 pm

In the spirit of compromise – I won't mention Celine Dion if you won't. BTW – how many Canuckistanian goofybucks does it cost to get a fresh pair of Shania Twain's underwear expressed for a pre-Xmas delivery?

ManchuCandidate December 16, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Probably a lot more than you or I have in Canada City bucks or US America Ameros.

Isn't she single, now? On an unrelated note, I'm going to my line dancing and country twang lessons now.

Negropolis December 16, 2010 at 9:31 pm

You won't have to go too far south. A simple trip out to Calgary or Moose Jaw or Medcine Hat or whatever the fuck's between Toronto and Vancouver, will suffice, and would save you the hassle of trying to cross the border.

LionelHutzEsq December 16, 2010 at 4:05 pm

Why is it everytime I go to Toronto, some guy picks me up at the bus station, takes me to a Leaf game, gets me pissed, then tries to blow me?

ManchuCandidate December 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm

I applaud and squish your head for the KITH reference.

FNMA December 16, 2010 at 4:21 pm

Is Nickelback still fair game?

Personally speaking, I love curling. Any sport that you can play without spilling your drink is cool by me.

ManchuCandidate December 16, 2010 at 4:42 pm

Yes. Douche rock is always fair game.

SorosBot December 16, 2010 at 5:48 pm

Can we still make fun of the metric system? Ha ha you guys have an easier time doing math with your measurements!

DeeJayKitteh December 16, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Taking over a part of another country in North America for our own use is totes un-American. Right, Texans?

OneDollarJuana December 16, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Omigod! What's gonna happen when the BC Bud hits the Oaxacan? It's gonna be a pot-smokin' Armageddon and there aren't enough Doritos and Ding Dongs in the world to satisfy those munchies!

(As an aside, when I was an impressionable young pot smoker man there was a burger stand called Munchies in San Jose. They sold a 'burger' and fries, including tax, for a quarter, undercutting McD's by about four cents. Munchies sure got a lot of my quarters back then!)

StillGoinGreen December 16, 2010 at 3:29 pm

When I visited my bro in Seattle, he took me to Vancouver to have some party. While there, I noticed a SHITPOT of Americans "just hanging around". When back in Seattle – not so many Canadians "just hanging around" over here….hmmmm?…

StillGoinGreen December 16, 2010 at 3:04 pm

I haven't decided whether I'll tell my children that Santa was killed by Mexican druglords on the border of AZ, or he died from exposure while waiting to get through a US checkpoint at the Canadian border. Either way, that fat bastard has to die – Pappa ain't gettin no Xmas bonus this year!

SorosBot December 16, 2010 at 3:14 pm

Tell them he's in jail in Arizona for being an illegal North Polean.

HistoriCat December 16, 2010 at 4:11 pm

He got shot down by the Air Force for helping take the Christ out of Christmas.

zhubajie December 16, 2010 at 5:44 pm

Tell'em about Black Peter and flogging for bad children.

Negropolis December 16, 2010 at 9:34 pm

You could always tell him he was decapitated by the Tamal Tigers/Al Queda of Toronto.

qwerty42 December 16, 2010 at 3:59 pm

I'm waiting for the Ameros. The gold Ameros.

mereoblivion December 16, 2010 at 4:12 pm

Reagan was the Krafty Kenyan's old man? Not Strom Thurmond?

lochnessmonster December 16, 2010 at 5:50 pm

I thought this was Bush/Cheney…now it's Obama? I'm very confused.

DoktorZoom December 16, 2010 at 7:36 pm

Meet the new boss: same as the old boss.

BECAUSE OF THE BILDERBERGERS / TRILATERAL COMMISSION / ILLUMINATI MASONIC / LIZARD PEOPLE / ELDERS OF ZION / ZOG / HAARP CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fran December 16, 2010 at 6:21 pm

In the days of Manifest Destiny, the opportunity to annex Canada and Mexico and impose our currency and customs would've been these über-patriots' wet dream. Funny how things have changed.

rocktonsam December 16, 2010 at 7:52 pm

So NAFTA ain't enough apparently

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Negropolis December 16, 2010 at 9:28 pm

You guys, it's 'aboat' not 'aboot'. Just because most of you have never seen an honest-to-goodness Canadian doesn't excuse your ignorance.

lulzmonger December 16, 2010 at 11:25 pm

Yeah, I bet Canada can't wait for their credit rating, child mortality, income & IQ averages to all take an epic nosedive. But SRSLY, the US should really consider stealing Canucks' chartered banking system … & fast.

arihaya December 17, 2010 at 8:19 am

not if Canada make Ohio river and Mason-Dixon line their new border !

those crafty Canucks

arihaya December 17, 2010 at 8:18 am

Jerome-speak : "Acting quietly, below the radar of U.S. public opinion … "

Ttranslation: "We don't have any proof at all actually, but …"

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