“Please be gay HIV prostitutes. Please be gay HIV prostitutes. Please be gay HIV prostitutes.”
And the nuns go wild!
This is all pretty interesting in light of this WikiLeaks cable:
Pope Benedict XVI’s four-day visit to Sao Paulo, the first trip to Latin America of his papacy, was received with popular enthusiasm and saturation media coverage. In his several sermons and other public utterances, the Pope called on the faithful to adhere to Church rules on personal morality and to push back against the materialistic and secular values promoted by the mass media.
Oh, look, surprise! The Pope favors morality and hates secular values. But ripping a bunch of men ripping off their shirts and dancing to porn music? JESUS GIVES IT FOUR STARS! [Andrew Sullivan/WikiLeaks]
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Well, dominus vobiscum, eh padre?
Thank you, Wonkette! This is the best Xmas present ever!
Wow, even the Pope's hat has a boner. And he's not even wearing it.
I hope that "cable was classified TOP SECRET Q Crypto Sensitive Compartmented Information No Foreign Dissemination" to protect it, and that its author got an immediate promotion to FSO-4 for his sagacious and valuable insights.
Pope Palpatine @ 0:16–" You want this, don't you? The lust is swelling in you now!! Take your Jedi weapon. Use it…work it…Yes…yess…give in to your lussst! With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant."
I love it. Pope Palpatine! lol Yes, yes; release your lust. It makes you stronger!
mmmmmm-mmmm – happy birthday jeezy c!
Those Brazilian altar boys somehow have got der Poopenfuhrer thinking about blowing the horn of Gabriel.
Ecce homo.
It had to be said.
So someone should be whipping these acrobats
Somebody's definitely going to be flogging the bishop any moment now…
It's raining Popes, hallelujah!
It's OK, there was no lust from the pope or cardinals because these were half-naked adults.
They don't call him the Primate of Rome for nothing.
Is that a reliquary in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I can't wait until they bring out the Brazilian she-males.
Those WERE the Brazilian she-males!
I wonder if the Pope is in line for stem cell therapy.
John Boehner watched and wept.
To get the proper religous connotation, along with disturbing imagry:
And Boehner wept.
I think the Pope had a flash back to his Hitler Youth days. Also, that chick in the black can hold my coat any day, if you know what I mean.
You notice how the Pope shooed them all off when she returned? Must have been quite a buzz-kill to have a girl show up right in the middle of his fantasy.
Good thing he's allowed to use a condom.
You could say his recent Papal Decree (Bull?) covered his ass.
Let's take this to the rectory, son.
"Mmmm those young acrobats are so smooth and hairless. Oh, and so talented. If anyone has need of us, we will be in our chambers, polishing the scepter."
Time for that variation on Saltine Queen we like to call the "Euchawrist."
I don't think Gregory Peck starred in Ratzi's version of Boys From Brazil.
Are the Nuns shaking these guys clothing after it was thrown into the audience?
I thought those were Homer Hankies.
I assumed it was their panties (do they even wear undies or go 'commando', inquiring minds wanna know?)
I alway fant….uh, I mean, pictured them has having cast iron unmentionables. And now…………I will burn in Hell.
Now THAT's an Eiffel Tower I could totally get into.
There was that analicious look in the pope's eyes.
Man, clicking your heels in ruby red slippers and making a wish works for the pope too.
Poor old guy–even after that performance, he's left standing only semi-erect.
At the after-party, they all compared their hairless temples of the Lord.
I believe someone on another thread earlier today said white pants were gay. Oh, wait…
Its doubly surprising, since i found my eyes following that woman in the black cat suit… how many p-points does it take to get a date with her?
I know. I'd hit that so hard the person who pulled me off would be declared the King of England.
you'll need a LOT more p-ness to hook up with that lovely latina!
Remember y'all, saddlebacking isn't sex. Have at 'em, Pope dude. You'll still be celibate after.
i remember reading about that in the bible. book of revelations, i think it was. pretty much the way i pictured it, too.
If these be the Man-Whores of Babylon, then Party On, I say!
Not a single dry panty in the church or house, w/e.
I can just imagine this world class lecher humming in a gravelly undertone:
♪♫ He flies throught the air with the greatest of ease ♪♫
The beast with four backs.
"“Please be gay HIV prostitutes. Please be gay HIV prostitutes. Please be gay HIV prostitutes.”
Luckily for the Pope, HIV is now curable.
In Germans.
Actually, in *Americans* receiving the Best Health Care In The World™… um, in Germany.
Now, what cudgel will they use to bash the gays?! Wont' someone think of the homophobes?! Won't ANYONE think of the homophobes?!
King Rat then retired for a few minutes, to work on a little happy ending/final solution of his own….
Yes, let's take advice on the moral perils of materialism from a guy who lives in an actual fucking castle, who routinely dresses in thirty-eight yards of silk and gold brocade, and who has a closet full of scarlet Pradas.
I thought only the devil wore Prada…oh, wait a minute?
Pradas ain't the only thing in that closet…
"Come back to the Vatican with me and I will show you my DaVinci etchings!"
That Muslim prayer rug really tied the routine together.
At least until the chinaman pissed on it.
Correction: micturated
Also, Dr., Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
This isn't a guy who built the railroads here.
I can't speak for anybody else here, but I need to see the uncut footage.
Whad'ya mean? All the guys in that footage were uncut.
This looks like a job for…Battle Pope!
"They didn't have altar boys like THAT when I was a priest!"
I had to live many years, and, after many trials and tribulations, I have come to the conclusion that the best thing [in life] is … blonde 12-year-old girls. Two of them, whenever possible.
JESUS GIVES IT FOUR STARS!
Of course, he does. Jesus loves the arts.
The pope is right now installing a new version of Acrobat on his laptop.
You will notice his Eichmanness was actually erect at the finale of the performance, which is amazing, considering all the performers were post-pubescent.
Christmas came early for the Bishop in the back row at 1:39 (and, of course by Christmas, I mean penis.)
That leggy brunette who entered with them seems to be loving her job.
Having visited Wonkette on several occasions when I was fooled in watching horrifying videos of right wing nutcases spewing hatred, I decided to read all the comments before watching to determine if it was safe. Now, my gawd, there's the ghastly poopenfuhrer openly leering at this spectacle of simulated homosexual sex. Disgusting old Nazi.
Was the 1991 Vivid Entertainment porn soundtrack added in later just for the lolz? If so, thank you, internet.
I didn't know the Chippendales offered a more subdued and respectful routine for church functions. What happened to their bow ties?
And good God, put me down for some of that cat suit action, also.
Ya! I was waiting for her to take off her top.Meeeeeow!
Man, where did the lady in black go?
This is, without a SHADOW of a doubt, the weirdest thing I've seen on the Intertubes in weeks. Also, moar cat-suit plz.
Those acrobats are about 15 years too old for that crowd.
Oh, Sully. You can't just post a goofy video of an old clown in the big chair of a decrepit institution that outlived it's usefulness sometime in the 15th century. You have to be, well, Andrew Sullivan and post that dumb title too. You just can't let it stand on it's own, can you?
Maybe I'm reading too much into that but with the whole Sarah Palin baby thing I honestly think that man needs to spend less time on the Internet.
PedoPope thinks "They look so old!"
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Do you like movies about gladiators?
Something in His Holiness's eyes tell me he was Brazilian waxing nostalgic.
Oh Italian men, it is even harder to tell if you are gay than it is with regular pretty boys. :P
P.S. What a short routine, one-trick acrobats, I am disappoint.
You can't even say much about this. It starts off like an honest-to-goodness porno.
I LOVE the look on the woman's face who takes the coats from the guys. It's priceless. Really, what was the point of stripping in the first place, if you were going to hand them off as soon as you met the pope, anyway? lol
P.S. Damn the Brazilians and their beautiful people. Well, at least they are short. At least I have that.
Those boys can say "the body of Christ" while feeding me the host ANY day.
They've got the total transubstantiational package, indeed.
Nice! I was trying for a "body of Christ" joke but it just wasn't working for me today. Well done, sir.
Remember, it's not gay if you're wearing a priest's collar.
What I want to know is when did the Death Star acquire an enormous marble-clad battle deck for all these popely sem-homoerotic hijinks to take place on?!?
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