Krauthammer has a correction to make:
Not even Democrats are that stupid. The remaining question is whether they are just stupid enough to not understand – and therefore vote down – the swindle of the year just pulled off by their own president.
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The six German saboteurs referred to in my last column were not shot. They were electrocuted.
Only in a Krauthammer column. Also, look! He used the n-word! (The n-word is “n.”) That proves Obama is morally weak. [WP]
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…and their socialist plot to open a free clinic in the Bowery was never repeated.
Does this mean we CAN invade Poland for Christmas?
George W. Bush would let us.
Lord knows, he never forgot Poland.
Poland, you say? That's like the Texas of Europe, right?
That would go to Turkey, just replace Islamic with Christian Fundamentalists, enemy with friend of Israel and everything else from not believing in evolution to hostility to immigrants stays the same.
Oh, Turkey does not have the death penalty – EU told them no, but they have harsh prison sentences instead for crimes like thinking killing millions of people should be called genocide.
Silly, Rarian. Turkey's not in Europe even if the EU says it is.
Kraphammer knows quite a bit about "just stupid enough".
I assumed the "n" was just his voice recognition software left on when he made a boomboom in his RNC-approved Vitter diaper.
Hey, my Uncle Jack applied the "Krauthammer" to the Nazis. (He was in a Sherman tank at the time…)
Was his "war-name" Oddball? If so, I saw a movie about him.
I never heard what his nickname was during the war, so it must have been really cool (since nobody talked about it around the kids, even when they got drunk playing cards). He was with the 13th Armored Division ("Black Cats") in the 3rd Army.
Oh for fuck's sake. Krauty is so full of shit that he really ought to think seriously about opening his own fertilizer factory.
Not even Democrats are that stupid. That would be like diving head first into the shallow end of a pool.
Ohhhhh, SNAP! (Goes the neck)
Is that how he got crippled? I just assumed it was an accident during some horribly degenerate conservative-Republican sex thing.
Yet another cautionary example of how auto-erotic asphyxiation can go horribly wrong.
I think he broke his spinal column blowing Dubya and butt-fucking Cheney simultaneously. Rumor has it his injury was compounded by the fact the Dubya wouldn't let him quit until he got him off, aggravating the damage to his back.
Time to put KrautHammer back in that iceberg.
Hi Mr. Krauthammer,
Your job is to disseminate hate and ignorance and folly, and to encourage the same. I suspect you've made enough blood money by now to retire. I urge you to do that: to just stop doing this to our country and our world, maybe even apologize for being such an asshole for so long, and giving away that cash to the benefit of those you've shat on your entire career. Seriously, just pack it in bro. You'll feel a lot better and the world will thank you.
Yours,
4TT.
Yes, but have the Nazi's apologized to HIM yet? Wait, what?
Here we go again….
"Good morning, Herr KRAUThammer, it's the Nazi's. We just wanted to reach across the airwaves and the years and ask you to consider something. We would love you to consider an apology sometime and some full explanation of why you did what you did with my reich. So give it some thought and certainly pray about this and come to understand why you did what you did. Okay have a good day."
Too easy.
Krauthammer looks like the result of some twisted Nazi experiment involving crossing a weasel with a human.
I'm not surprised to see Krauthammer taking the low road, as usual… the high road isn't handicap accessible.
LOL! You are so going to Christian hell, for that one.
Haha. That's funny, they told me the same thing when I posted that line over on Breitbart but they were much ruder about it.
Those bastards! A proper Christian gentleman politely informs a sinner of their hellbound trajectory.
What else would you expect from a fellow "Kraut"?
Nursie didn't change your poo-poo diaper in time, Charles? Feeling extra cranky are we? Why not give your old buddy Billy Kristol a call; oh, he wont't take your calls? Well, we can always tap out another insane diatribe and inflict our own brand of batshit venom on the Intertubes, can't we? Have a nice day, asshole; think I'll go for a walk.
Electrocuted like taking a ride in Old Sparky, or accidentally electrocuted like Odd Job or on a construction site or something?
Halliburton must have worked for the Nazis too.
I thought the Nazis worked for Haliburton.
The Repubican punditocracy is like an episode of Glee. (Not that I watch "Glee" every Tuesday at 8.)
Krauthammer is wheelchair guy.
Malkin is Asian girl.
Fox News is the blond girl.
O'Donnell is that other girl.
Beck is gay kid.
Rush is black girl.
Palin is Sue Sylvester.
Do not insult Sue Sylvester in this way.
The 'n' is a bullet in Zapf Dingbats or Wingdings.
I knows this because I wuz a coppy edditor at noose-papers for a long time, yo.
So you're suggesting that Krauthammer sent his column to the editors "encrypted" in Wingdings, in case the Russkies got hold of it?
Why not? His regular column is already encrypted in Wingnut.
Are you saying Charles Krauthammer directed a bullet at our President?
I suggest an investigation, immediately.
This is the factual error he chooses to address?
I hear Timothy McVeigh would like to apologize for stealing a candy bar from Mr. Green's corner store in the 9th grade.
In last week's column when I mentioned that Barack Obama was born in Argentina, having been cloned from cells cultured from Adolph Hitler, I mistakenly referred to the Argentinain currency as the Austral. In fact, the Argentine currency at the time of Obama's birth was the Peso Oro Sellado, the Austral having been used in that country only from 1985 to 1991.
You guys are killing me; just killing me, I tell you.
That Krautschlager is one contrarian motherfucker.
I can't wait for him do do his homage to Peter Sellars in Dr Strangelove. He's really destined to.
But without the funnyness.
Some people's kids.
Also: Krauthammer declares, for the five billionth time in the history of punditry, that "It was Obama's Sister Souljah moment."
Thank God someone on the right has the balls to stick up for the Nazis instead of just parroting them.
You mean besides Pat Buchanan?
A kraut, a hammer, a plan — apocalypse!
Pork Lips Now!
(with apologies to S.F. 1980 theatre)
Palindrome failure.
Considering our ongoing economic crisis, Deepwater Horizon, and of course the fact that Krauthammer's paper manages to sell any copies at all, "swindle of the year" is quite the pronouncement.
I sometimes wonder what would be worse, not being able to walk or being unable to make a single coherent, logical thought. Having both conditions would just fall under what old-school Christian conservationism would classify as "lebensunwertes leben" or "life unworthy of life".
I'm sorry. But I cannot see, read, or hear Krauthammer anymore without picturing his face on a beer can chicken.
LOL!
If Krauthammer lived in Hitler's Germany would he be killed for:
a. being a Jew
b. being a cripple
c. being an idiot
d. writing for the Washington Post
I am not sure "d" would have been an offense in Nazi Germany.
c.
It certainly would have been the most glaringly obvious reason.
I don't think Howdy Doody makes sense ever.
Well, on the plus side, unlike most conservatives, Krauthammer has directly suffered for his stupidity and poor judgement. Maybe I should take him ice skating to cheer him up.
Since Krauthammer isn't using his spine, perhaps we could give it to Obama? A severed spine is better than nothing.
Which came first, the chickenhawk or the apology?
I'm sorry, I stained my briefs when I was a teenager.
OK everyone, apologize or the eagles will come and pull out your eyes.
It's sad to see that Chuckie's come to this. Krauthammer's get-up-and-go just got-up-and-went.
Krauthammer brings out the Richard Widmark in me.
(Anyone not getting the reference Google Richard Widmark and "Kiss of Death")
I'm glad he cleared that up. i was all set to write a nasty email rant about how he continues to make up his own version of history and passes it off as fact to catapult the propaganda.
And also cause messing up how actual Nazis were put to death is just the height of rudeness.
They dropped the death penalty in 2002 to comply with the EU, they still are horny for being with Brussels.
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