They’re really spicing things up over there! We will never understand why people continue to use the word “tap” like this.
Also, Norm Dicks is currently 69. EASY JOKES: THEY’RE ALL AROUND US! [Roll Call via Wonkette operative "Andrew B."]
WE ARE ALL SIX YEARS OLD
December 9, 2010
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After the light tap, Dicks gave the slit in the box a good caulking! THIS IS EASY AND FUN
1. You cut a hole in the box
2. You put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it!
Is that what Pat Boone was doing?
We're talking dicks, here, not eenie teenie tiny weenies.
So is this supposed to be like the lowest level of difficulty in a Sudoku puzzle, but for dick jokes?
Wait till Senator Coons get sworn in.
He already was sworn in, actually, and apparently he's ingratiating himself with the other senators by sending out a raunchy email everyday filled with Christine O'Donnell and poop jokes, i.e., a link to wonkette.
Anna Palmer also.
Does she have a brother named Harry?
And five friends?
no, but he has a cousin in Rome – Bigus
Would be funnier if this happened in the Johnson administration.
And in a Minneapolis airport bathroom.
And Norm Dix was preceded in office by Floyd Hicks. Who next? Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks?
I'm a hicks (for realz) and I thank my lucky stars my parents didn't give me a first name with a D on the end. Being called Hicks Licks Dicks is bad enough.
But no chicks, otherwise you get your picks of kicks.
Do we have a Sanchez in the house?
Yes, and that just sounds, I don't know, somehow dirty.
Only if it is said properly.
The should send this guy to the Phillipines to negotiate with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front:
"Dicks stand tall when confronting MILF"
It would be awesome when they kidnapped him, wouldn't it?
"MILF holds Dicks, demand $5000,000 to release."
Tell me his wife isn't Incontinentia Buttocks
"Unemployed Americans Tap Dicks for Food"
Alternate headline if the unemployment benefits don't get extended.
This is the kind of Wonkette humor that the scooter experts decry while Googling themselves.
That's because they are unsophisticated rubes who completely missed Jack Steuff's clever paraphrase of Horace and alusions to the letters of Pliny the Younger.
Cock blocking?
Beat me to it. Get it…beat me to the dick joke?
I've go to hand it to you.
And the Democratic ranking member will be Norma Snatch.
Dicks jerking?
Dem. Dicks is hard at work!
And it's a good thing Rep. Marcia Fudge (D-OH) got re-elected, or the headline would be "Fudge Packing"
It's like the goddam Algonquin Roundtable in here, amirite?
What about Mike Hunt?
Speaking.
I'm such a loser, I actually tried that joke on our departmental secretary in grad school. I walked into the office for something and it was super crowded, so I went to the graduate student office, picked up teh pone and dialed in: "Debbie, can you see if Micheal Hunt is in there… he goes by 'Mike'." After a couple of seconds the reply came back "You ASSHOLE!"
Which is fine, Debbie was a rather fat, vulgar woman who liked nothing more than to hop in the elevater with you and fart loudly, than cackle madly "I got ya!" She was a trip and took it all in good humor.
But I am a loser for trying a joke I learned of watching Porky's.
It is a good thing she took it in good humor and didn't enlist the service of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe.
Should I just say it and get it over with early in the thread?
Today we are all Dicks.
We surround them!
Norm Dicks is the long-time congressman from my district. Even though we like him a lot (Helloooo pork!) out here, we usually refer to him as "Norm's Dick," because that's funnier.
All of this makes me want to see my combined Analysis/Therapist.
Tobias Fünke, at your service.
I'm more curious about what a governing body does with THAT kind of appropriation.
I thought you tapped that ass with the dick. Hmmmmm.
It'll be great when he gets into some pointless dispute with the House Speaker over something a congressperson from Minnesota says:
Boner, Dicks Cross Swords Over Bachmann
OK, it's a stretch.
Crazy CROSSEYED eyes.
Eiffel Tower!
Hahaha…I work in a high school and this fits in with all the other jokes I hear all day in the hallways.
Middle school, too!
(Sometimes this place reminds me of all those guys that made me crack up in class. Yes, I was the girl that laughed (hysterically) at all your jokes!)
We have a prominent local pollster here in Michigan named Bernie Porn, and I'm never able to figure out how news anchors are able to say the guy's name without snickering.
I hope he doesn't name his daughter Tina.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
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