Frequent victim of all things un-American Sarah Palin has told ABC News she and her husband, “Todd,” a whale or polar bear or other some such, have been cyber-attacked by Operation Payback, the group of very nice people, we’re sure, who attacked MasterCard and Visa yesterday for being mean to WikiLeaks. Palin criticized Julian Assange last week on Facebook, writing a missive last week that he has “blood on his hands” (from sex stuff) and is not a journalist (that is this woman’s one and only job, deciding who and who isn’t a journalist). Palin says her and Todd’s credit cards and her PAC’s website were attacked. But just how much child pornography did they send her?
It doesn’t say, but it might even be none. Operation Payback seems pretty busy and perhaps doesn’t quite have the sense of humor of 4chan. Disappointing.
“No wonder others are keeping silent about Assange’s antics,” Palin emailed ABC News. “This is what happens when you exercise the First Amendment and speak against his sick, un-American espionage efforts.”
Yes, it is un-American. Because he is not an American. That adjective does not apply to him, and it never has, so it doesn’t really hurt him when you say he has lost it, ma’am.
Palin’s PAC website was able to stay up, because somehow her computer people are more knowledgeable and capable of taking on a collective of hackers than the nation’s financial companies and the cornerstones of America’s consumer economy. Remember when that woman was only protected by a single, easy-to-guess Yahoo! password question?
Palin will probably find a way to take these people to court and make them serve time, just like she did with that kid who looked at her e-mails. Because she has the power to do such things, while the Justice Department does not. [ABC News]
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No, Sarah, the 4chan hacker-douches target people/groups who are important.
Todd just discovered a great excuse for all the pron charges on the Diner's Club. A hacker attack…not sure how to define, but I know it when I see it!
Shorter Sarah: "Me, me, it's all about me!"
This is what happens when you exercise the First Amendment
If you don't exercise the First Amendment, does it get all flabby, especially around the middle and hip area, which is, incidentally, a very American thing to do?
Please stop anthropomorphizing the Constitution, you twunt. You're the one who keeps saying it's not a living document.
I take First Amendment around the block every morning and evening. Pick up the poo, too.
If it wasn't for First Amendment, you'd probably be a lardass yourself.
I'm fucking dying over here imagining her tackle the word anthropomorphizing – thinking it, trying to pronounce it, and God love us, attempting to use it in a complete sentence.
She could ask Bristol to help but the younger Palin mama would just tell her it was a canard.
If it quacks like a canard…
Yes, I'm sure they all know what a canard is…..it's some kind of French appetizer, right?
I think complete sentence too. ummm also. Asking too much. Maybe will help. Deficit is. Unemployment for the hummmmmm also. Too dollar menu. Winkidinks man issue tea party. too
Sorry but if it doesn't have the words "tax cuts" it's not a complete sentence.
Her version of the word would be anthropomorphizin'.
Right? Probably not even her Blob Jones U intern-twatter-tard can wrangle that one.
Now I picture her literally tackling an anthropomorphized word. Literally. Also.
constitution is people 2; gotta love it; "America By Heart" is on bookshelves now, makes a perfect gift
Can operation payback please shove an electric cattle prod up this woman's ass? PLEASE! And also, I find it hilarious that everyone is so bent about the Wikileaks….a bunch of stuff that the government says is important that largely nobody gives two shits about? Please!
We are hearing more about Assange himself than anything he's leaked.
We are hearing more about his condom leak than anything else he's leaked, also.
Anything that can be done to temporarily silence the Grifter warms the depths of my heart and offers some solace.
Operation Payback was pretty good but they got even better when they became Rancid.
And really hit their stride when they released their third album, And Out Come the Trolls.
Where is paulletteanne, anyway?
Another pathetic Tundra Twat attempt to ride the Wikilealks media frenzy wave.
Tundra Twat — thanks. Caribou Barbie and Snowbilly Grifter were getting old.
Tundra twat is better than untrimmed prairie grass!
It was "Un-American espionage", because Real American espionage would be more about trying to influence the votes on Dancing With the Stars.
I think Sarah posting about anything that is even marginally controversial is just a ploy by her to increase her pee-point score.
If she gets enough pee points she wins President. Hooray!
Palin reminds me of the girlfriend from hell: something is always happening to her and it's never her fault and you better fix it quick buster if you think you're gettin' any this weekend.
And then she quits in the middle of sex and goes off to fuck somebody else.
And you fucked her as well?
Wow. She got around.
A-FUCKING-MEN!
You fucked her too?
I think Assange has more cum than blood on his hands, if reports currently circulating are true. When you practice "scientific journalism," as he calls it, there are risks.
Sarah would be interested in that, too; cum-sponge that she is.
$arah had to get her name in the paper, guys. It's been almost two days since she last yelled out "Look at me!".
And just because he's not American doesn't mean that the Translucent Swedish Sex Machine is allowed not to recognize our Exceptionalism and do "sick, un-American espionage stuff".
Actually, Assange is a Translucent Australian Sex Machine. My bad. So he's a TASM having a 'gasm.
It is a bit ironic that Sarah is invoking the First Amendment over her argument that the government should violate that very same First Amendment in the case of Assagne.
You forget, irony and humor escape the average Rightard.
Yeah, and that they believe Constitutional rights should only apply to straight white Christian conservatives.
And don't you forget it!
Why do you think they call them "RIGHTS"?
I just think it's funny that she pretends to understand what the First Amendment means. It's sort of like watching a poodle walk on it's hind legs. Look, she thinks she's people!
Indeed. Sarah can't even construct a coherent sentence. Irony is way out of her league.
Sarah Palin
Professional Victim for Hire
No cause too small to find offensive.
Am cunt, will travel.
This does remind me of Eric Cantor claiming to be the victim of librul gun violence because a stray bullet bounced off of a window that was on a building that he just happened to have an office at.
yeah and it had nothing to do with the fact that guns are easier to get than cell phones in his state.
Works on consignment?
No! Money down!
I'm expecting my monthly monthlies soon. Will Sarah claim cramps for me? God, does everything have to be about her?
She twatted about mine this week. Stupid bitch won't even let me claim my own cramps!
LOL! you funny lady! She has to have her finger in everyone's pie, doesn't she? Bristol gets that clown car uterus of hers pregged up every year and Sarah has to done her strap-on. Um, belly that is, strap-on belly.
Where can I download the wikileaks.org browser? Does it support HTML5?
Do not fuck with an ubergrifter's credit card. Her psychopathic, bloodlust father may take you down and add you to his skull collection.
Hey Sarah, you know who else was an utter narcissist driven by equal parts rabid ambition, revisionist ultra-nationalism, and paranoia?
Richard Nixon?
Reagan?
Hitler? Panamanian strongman Juan McCain?
Robespierre?
GOD (in the Old Testament)
Ramses
Hitler
Every sitting President except Jimmy Carter
Donald Trump (he's on all of my "bad" lists – just fer shits-and-giggles)
Richard The Lionhearted?
"Yes, it is un-American. Because he is not an American. That adjective does not apply to him, and it never has, so it doesn’t really hurt him when you say he has lost it, ma’am."
People like Palin keep calling out Assange as a traitor, despite his being Australian, but haven't said a peep about the man who could reasonably be called a traitor….the soldier (Bradley Manning) who downloaded and passed the classified material on. Why no ranting about what HE did?
Maybe she's just jealous. She really wants to be finger-banged by Assange. Or maybe she wants to be finger-banging a couple hot Scandinavian ladies.
Nailin Palin indeed!
And also seems to conveniently forget that the first dude joined a secessionist party; I think we could safely pin "un-American" on that type of activity.
And remember that she supported the group in the most glowing terms. You could look it up. I wonder why the NYT and other "lamestream media" types don't? Because that could be funny as hell.
I can't believe she isn't saying Obama personally downloaded those files and gave them to Assange at a motel room in New Jersey. Although I guess Obama can declassify anything he wants, like when Bush declassified the documents that "proved" Iraq was made of yellow cake.
That info is going out in an email that we should all forward to everyone we know.
"The Country Made Of Cake" by Dr. Seuss
A buffoonish, demented king insists that his enemy is hiding a giant yellow cake in plain sight. Excerpt:
"It is the desert, broad and flat!
Or yellow wheat fields–under that!
They will cost nothing to defeat.
We'll charge the world–all you can eat!"
Ex-PFC Manning, if he did it, is in some serious doo-doo, although not necessarily for espionage. When you get a security clearance, you sign an agreement not to disclose classified, with many scary penalties. Obviously giving stuff to "the enemy," whomever that may currently be (like the Rosenbergs did w/the Rooskies), is espionage. But how about just making it public? Not clear at all…
Ex-PFC Manning is going to be sent to a small cell for the rest of his life.
Really. Why bother trying him? Too many “state secrets” might be revealed, like the fact that the state is doing such a shitty job of protecting its thoughtful essays from junior Foreign Service officers, which are SECRET! Blood on his hands!
Well, there is The Family Guy who wrote that The Ghey Peek made Bradley Manning do it, as our Wonkette pointed out.
Well if he's a traitor AND not a US citizen, that just makes him an illegal immigrant. He even attempted to have an anchor baby.
He attempted it, but in Sweden apparently.
For the welfare state, also.
Do you think she even knows what she is saying? I really don't think she knows that he is not an American.
Her own world view appears to be that is that we own the world and the rest of the world should do as we say. Or as the Twitter/Quitter Queen says it should. Because ya know, she is the real POTUS(Queen) and everybody should listens and do what she says.
Has their been any blood shed due to the leaks, or just bruised ego's?
You are beginning to understand American Xceptionalism, as defined by Alaskunt. Everyone is an American, or should demonstrate their obvious desire to become one by obeying our commands.
At least there can be no fucking it up as to whether Australia is a country or a continent, so she gets to burnish her geopolitical cred either way.
And it's capital is Vienna, right?
TSA wants to have a look at those stamps in your passport, Mr. Flagass…
I used to teach a course at Western Career College in Emeryville, CA. Nearly every semester I'd have a student call me a racist because I would refer to people who lived on the African continent as "Africans" instead of the PC "African Americans."
Is Operation Payback also responsible for her shit book sales?
These activities are so un-American that they're patently Australian!
That place is just one big penal colony.
If Australia is so un-American, then why is their flag red-white-and-fucking-blue?
USA-USA-USA!!!!1!!11!!
We need to bomb New Zealand for this immediately!
I am sure that Operation Payback has plenty of spare time between trying to keep down two or three massively redundant site with specialized anti-fraud and security staffs plus stay a step or two ahead of the assorted governments to take on a failed governor and VP candidate. Luckily the staff of her PAC Pistol and company are on the cutting edge of research on how to block a DDOS. And the sky is orange on this planet.
Lord, I hate her. I hope and pray for the day when something so odious & appalling comes out about her that she becomes an asterisk on humanity's ass & all of her followers wail, gnash & burn her books. I'd really like to hear that 1) she slept with Levi or 2) her & Todd are brother/sister (although that might further endear her to her base).
I'm half-expecting Assange's super secret file to contain the Sarah-Levi sex tape filmed by Todd with Bristol in the background doing the cabbage patch.
We call it–the Aristocrats!
Must have been horrifically difficult for those hackers to break into Palindrone's laptop.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TRS-80_Model_100
Do they even write code nowadays for the 1983 Tandy?
(That's about all this stupid cunt could handle.)
Can you show me where the 'Any' key is?
See, I'd have to disagree with you there. With the 1983 Tandy, you probably had to type in "commands" and stuff. Today's computers are so much more idiot-proof and you just have to click the clickies. And sometimes a message pops up that asks, "Are you SURE you want to do that?" (And when I say idiot-proof, I don't necessarily mean Sarah-proof… that's a whole 'nother level…)
Very true, you did. In fact, my TRS-80 100 was without floppy — we used a casette tape to save and load programs. So, to load a program, you'd have to get your tape to the right place, hit play, then enter "CLOAD WHATEVER".
Then run it via command. No way could she handle that.
Of course, I could. I was a bright 7-year-old in 1978.
Nah. They had to give her an iPad with the etch-a-sketch case.
Keeping silent is another way of training the muscle of the First Amendment, honey.
Freedom Kegels.
Syphilis Sarah's been hacked. I'm not sure it is possible to hack a hack.
Palin = "Operation Paycheck".
Sarah to Assange: Stop Making Fun of Trig!!1!11!!!!!
Sarah: the more you bitch about the hackers, the more hacker attention you attract.
Keep talking.
Assange is an unAmerican as Rupert Murdoch.
If a person with an Associates Degree in Journalism from a community college and a tenuous grasp on the English language isn't qualified to determine who can and cannnot identify as a journalist, then I don't know who is.
How many times must I slam my head on the keyboard when I read a troll yelling at an Opinion Columnist for their lack of journalistic objectivity?
What's next? The kidnapping of the Lindberg baby a direct attack on the Palins?
Most people with her self-righteous, victimized and whiny attitude wind up in a hospital emergency room with a broken nose or an "accidental" drug overdose.
waiting for BPalin and Willow to comment with a faggot comment.
So now I'm confused, I thought monkey-wrenching was about as American as it gets. I mean isn't that what the Boston Tea Party was doing? Aren't those guys Sarah's heroes? Maybe breaking other people's shit to make a point is really only OK in a historical context.
Its only OK if you are wearing britches and triangular hats.
That picture is so retarded.
I think its awesome that Sarah taught Trig how to throw gang signs.
we can only hope that, hopefully, Trig will one day obtain enlightenment and join /b/-tards
Triggy needs an "I'm with stupid tee-shirt" in the photo.
Well, now you've done it, Sarah! Suddenly I am strangely aroused by the idiocy of your latest outburst. I had previously arrived at the conclusion that, in fact, you were one of the three or four decent-looking women who I deemed were simply too dumb to fuck. Now, however, I find you have crossed a line I was unaware of until now: you are so fucking stupid you deserve a good beach-fucking, which is: an old-fashioned Missouri Horse-Fucking with a sand-encrusted dick. May you walk funny for the rest of your miserable life, bitch.
that hurts just to think about. is that really how they fuck horses in missouri?
Here in New Mexico, they take the horses to Red Lobster first.
hell hath no fury like a supernumerary hacked.
Are you suggesting Sarah has three teats?
the thought never occurred to me; however, now i will have to scoop out that portion of my brain where the image is newly-lodged.
Maste Card Operator: I am sorry your Wal-Mart Master Card has exceeded its maximum credit line……
SP: [blah blah lipstick blah...terrorists... blah blah]
Master Card Operator: No ma'am there does not appear to be any fraudulent overseas transactions, nor do we have any reports of a security breach… We will need a payment of $232.00 in the form of a cashiers check to activate you card again.
SP: [WHAT!!!? BLAH BLAH SCREECH un-American...SCREECH... Do you know who I am!... BLAH BLAH... SLAM]
If Governor Meemaw's site had really truly been hacked, it would have been replaced with links to order "Who's Nailin' Palin" and "Who's Nailin' Palin Now (interracial edition) on DVD or Blu-ray, expedited shipping available.
What's up with Trigger making gang hand signs here? Is he fixin' to pop a cap in some non-believer's ass?
Trig's bout ready to pull his 9 and let the copkillers fly!
This is just further escalation of the persecution our Sarah has suffered at the hands of people who can read and write.
My TLC Reality Show "High Concept" of the day:
Sarah Palin in a pit with crocodiles…
Yea yea, We'll get Michael Vick to produce it. I can see the ads "Watch as Sarah gets her Grizzly on and puts as much lipstick as she can on a crocodile in 1 minute."
I thought Sarah got off with blood on one's hands. Oh right, only under the fingernails is acceptable.
Not sure what to say- how about: "She's a cunt."
And not the GOOD kind.
“No wonder others are keeping silent about Assange’s antics,” Palin emailed ABC News
Yes, people have been so silent about Asange. It is like no one has criticized him or called for his execution other than Sarah. Thank the gods of the North that she is so brave.
And how brave of Sarah to email ABC after the Internets have been so cruel to her. And to think, in that way she didn't have to answer any questions.
It must of be been hard crackin that Palin2012 password.
The world is black and white to poor Sarah. He's white, so he must be American. Contrarily . . .
Meh. She's just creating noise intended as a distraction from the fallout over her tv show's LOL-worthy hunting-with-Dad episode.
Me, I won't be happy until a train falls on this woman. I have nothing else to say about this matter.
Actually, I like even more the idea of her drowning in a vat of half-dead oil-soaked pelicans. Except, of course, that this would be a terrible thing to do to pelicans who already have enough shit to deal with.
Yeasty, skanky ho bag. Ok, I'm through. Moar trains please.
Sarah, you are making it easy to be un-American. Who the hell wants to live in a country where you are possible?
I must be a pittsburgh fan. GO PIRATES!!!!
Was the secret password 'Wasilla'?
Every time I consider giving Sarah Palin the benefit of the doubt about her not having rocks in her head, here comes a proverbial x-ray making me reconsider.
Damn Granny Grifter is such a transparent liar, just trying to insert herself into the latest story.
Ask anyone who's outraged by the Wikileaks WHAT was leaked. They'll answer, "State secrets." Then ask them to name one. Any one.
I have yet to meet anyone who can.
You can fuck with a lot of Sarah Palin, but fuck with her god (United States banknotes/Mammon), and you've got something coming you little fuckers. You put anything between her and any money she could possibly make, and you'll losing a fucking hand, at least.
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