Glourious New Hampshire Saves Children From Sinful World of Literacy
The brave parents of New Hampshire are protecting their kids from literacy by pulling their brood out of classes that require some Socialist fag-literature called Nickel and Dimed . [ Fox News ]
Did you know that tax increases can never, ever, increase government revenue? It's a startling but true fact, and anyone that believes otherwise is just begging for a lynching, really. [ ResistNet ]
Former UN ambassador/mustache John Bolton thinks Obama is worse than all the WikiLeaks, combined. [ The Guardian ]
After twenty years of irrational self-interest, Ayn Rand's Adventures in Wonderland is FINALLY being adapted into a three-part Twilight-style epic. [ Visions To America ]
Soon, Twitter will replace marriage as the most sacred institution in America. [ WP ]
Bait and Switch will only be banned when it's a crime to be realistic AND depressing. So any day now.
Those NH parents are so dedicated to protecting their kids. Reading that liberal swill, meeting with the principal, talking to Fox News. They&#039;ll do <i>anything</i> to make that school the best it can be. Well, except pay higher taxes to fix the building.
But eventually this 16 year old bubble boy will burst out and take a gander at the intertubes. What a day that will be!