NEW STEREOTYPES  4:01 pm December 7, 2010

AFA’s Bryan Fischer: Gays Are At Fault For WikiLeaks, Not Julian Assange

by Jack Stuef

Constantly thinking about gay sex, this guy.The American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer knows why the current WikiLeaks headache is happening to the government: The Gays. “Julian Assange is not the bad guy here – the homosexual soldier is” is the title of this latest column, one that will earn Fischer a Pulitzer or at least a MacArthur genius grant. You see, accused Army intelligence analyst Bradley Manning “was, at a minimum, seriously confused about his sexuality” and leaked the cables to WikiLeaks in what Fischer’s sources (a cassette tape of one of the Left Behind novels he plays on a constant loop) call a “fit of gay pique.” Will the treasonous gays stop at nothing to make sure al-Qaeda kills us all?

Regardless, he is a one-man argument for keeping open homosexuals from serving in the military in the first place. If the 1993 law – which flatly prohibits homosexuals from a place in the armed services – had been followed, there would be no PFC Bradley Manning and no WikiLeaks.

You let gays in, and this is what they do. They spread gossip about Vladimir Putin and our nebbish to the north, Canada. THAT IS ARMY GOSSIP. NOT GAY GOSSIP.

Gen. Washington said of Benedict Arnold’s betrayal that it was “treason of the blackest dye.” Well, Bradley Manning is running a close second, and should meet his end at the end of a rope or its functional equivalent.

It’s no wonder that the Old Media rarely if ever even references Manning any more. And I believe it is for one simple reason: Manning singlehandedly torpedoes their argument that homosexuals can be allowed to serve in our military without consequence.

In Bryan Fischer’s mind, gay men’s torpedoes, grasped by only one of their hands, are shooting government secrets all over the media. This is the consequence of allowing gays in the military. It is time to kill every single homosexual serving in the military because they are all traitors, obviously. [AFA]

 
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GunTotingProgressive December 7, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Ironically, Fischer pulled this column out of his ass.

Dimitrios_M December 8, 2010 at 2:51 pm

It was obstructing his vision.

chascates December 7, 2010 at 4:04 pm

"Gay pique"? Is that a new shade of color?

Crank_Tango December 7, 2010 at 4:06 pm

it's a knit, a very very gay knit.

fuflans December 7, 2010 at 4:13 pm

i was looking at Old Media and thinking 50s aftershave.

V572625694 December 7, 2010 at 4:16 pm

"Old Media, with the tang of newsprint, the authority of an op-ed, and the substance of a puff of smoke. Ask your druggist for a bottle today."

Negropolis December 8, 2010 at 2:22 am

I don't know, but it sounds fabulous.

elviouslyqueer December 7, 2010 at 4:06 pm

Well, Bradley Manning is running a close second, and should meet his end at the end of a rope or its functional equivalent.

Jeepers, Fischer. Autoerotic asphyxiation fixation much?

Lascauxcaveman December 7, 2010 at 10:39 pm

Probably all he thinks about, while he's pulling his pud to old films of (likely German) soldiers marching in formation.

Negropolis December 8, 2010 at 2:23 am

So, that's why the conservatives have always been so hard-up on lynching.

Crank_Tango December 7, 2010 at 4:08 pm

And duh, it is all the fault of the gays.

Someone should do something about all these FAMILIES creating gays.

Barrelhse December 7, 2010 at 4:32 pm

They should hate god and jesus for making gays.

slappypaddy December 7, 2010 at 4:09 pm

gays have never been allowed to serve in the military without consequence. they can be killed just as dead as straights.

Doglessliberal December 7, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Benedict Arnold was gay!

OneDollarJuana December 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm

And Black!

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2010 at 6:26 pm

Do you mean urban?

MaxNeanderthal December 8, 2010 at 4:39 pm

Are you gay!!!!???? see attached youtube link at 0.20, for the funniest ever reaction to a public outing…… priceless. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxT6zLHDWF0&fe

BerkeleyBear December 7, 2010 at 4:09 pm

What is "gay pique", exactly?

And using Fischer's standards, Lindsey Graham and Mark Kirk should not be allowed within a country mile of the military which (to listen to them) would have meant no Iraq War.

PsycWench December 7, 2010 at 4:16 pm

What is "gay pique", exactly?
I dunno but Bryan sure seems to know a lot about it.

twogoats December 7, 2010 at 4:24 pm

Jeez, you guys! Commonsense conservative values include useful stereotypes. Gay pique is a subset of hissy fit. See his readers don't have to ask these questions, because they have common (very common) sense traditional values.

You can organize a lynch mob, er, posse, much faster with these useful short references like "f#gg*t", "n^gg*er", "femi-nazi", "Wonkette commenter", "commie" "librul" and other redundancies.

Crank_Tango December 7, 2010 at 5:28 pm

I prefer the more french, and thus gayer "Wonkettier" for the fellers and "Wonkettière" for the ladies, for all the sexy ladies.

emmelemm December 7, 2010 at 7:01 pm

Massive p-pointage/thumbs to you for even applying the accented "e".

HistoriCat December 8, 2010 at 9:37 am

The accented e is too much work. Speak Merkan!

Crank_Tango December 8, 2010 at 3:21 pm

in my mind, they all have the "accent grave," and are all very very sexy ladies.

Veritas78 December 7, 2010 at 7:21 pm

A gay pique is what we try to snique in the showers.

LionelHutzEsq December 7, 2010 at 4:10 pm

But Benedict Arnold, America's First Muslim, was straight. So we are only left with lesbians in the military?

Mahousu December 7, 2010 at 4:18 pm

You've evidently seen my movie collection.

Crank_Tango December 7, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Lesbian Spank Inferno or GTFO!

LionelHutzEsq December 7, 2010 at 5:12 pm

In fairness, that is about an art collective, not the military.

Barrelhse December 7, 2010 at 4:34 pm

"Babes in Khaki"

OneDollarJuana December 7, 2010 at 4:50 pm

"Babes in Toyland" (a real movie!)

LionelHutzEsq December 7, 2010 at 5:13 pm

Toys in Babeland, a real shop, here in Seattle.

SmutBoffin December 7, 2010 at 4:10 pm

Is there anything you can't blame on the gays? I mean, if they would stop being so damn sexy for just 30 minutes maybe Fischer could get a decent column written! Instead, he has to click back and forth between MS Word and RentBoy.com constantly.

DeeJayKitteh December 7, 2010 at 4:13 pm

Overpopulation.

elviouslyqueer December 7, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Stop being so damn sexy? Inexplicable!

MinAgain December 7, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Crocs.

BTWBFDIMHO December 7, 2010 at 4:38 pm

If global warming were true, then it'd be gays' fault. Specially during the summer, when they reach the P-Town Pique.

SorosBot December 7, 2010 at 4:45 pm

They were probably responsible for the p-point loss as well.

elviouslyqueer December 7, 2010 at 4:59 pm

No no. That was all Andrew Breitbart's fault. Oh, wait.

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 7, 2010 at 5:14 pm

Comment of the day!

chickensmack December 7, 2010 at 4:10 pm

slippery slope is slippery.

DeeJayKitteh December 7, 2010 at 4:10 pm

So let me get this straight. Manning was gay. Manning leaked confidential information to Wikileaks. Therefore, gays shouldn't be in the military. So that means this would also work: Manning was a man. Manning leaked confidential infomation to Wikileaks. Therefore, men shouldn't be in the military. Or this: Bryan Fischer is a self-hating, bigoted fuckwit. Bryan Fischer is in the American Family Association. Therefore, everyone in the American Family Association is a self-hating, bigoted fuckwit.

Oh wait, that last one is actually right.

GunTotingProgressive December 7, 2010 at 4:12 pm

I see what you did there…

simplyblue7 December 7, 2010 at 4:11 pm

Some of the things revealed in those wikileak cables are catty…should've known it came from a vicious queen.

Extemporanus December 7, 2010 at 4:43 pm

I blame Perez Clinton.

seppdecker December 7, 2010 at 4:11 pm

I blame straight parents for having gay kids. Maybe we should start outlawing kids.

LionelHutzEsq December 7, 2010 at 4:12 pm

Plus, doesn't Mr. Fischer realize that if the private had been allowed to find an outlet for his urges, he might not have released all those state secrets, or written an article for the AFA.

SorosBot December 7, 2010 at 4:13 pm

Well of course Manning's homosexuality was the reason he leaked the info, just like Ian McKellan's homosexuality is why Magneto formed the Brotherhood of Mutants to terrorize America.

simplyblue7 December 7, 2010 at 4:19 pm

is Dumbledore not an exception to this!?

SorosBot December 7, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Dumbledore had been in love with that earlier evil wizard dude whose name I don't remember, so clearly Voldemort's rise was all his fault!

PsycWench December 7, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Clearly Fischer has no problem with pique itself. He's all about pique.

Bryan, the references to ropes and torpedoes suggests something. Would you like to guess what?

elviouslyqueer December 7, 2010 at 4:26 pm

I'd love to see the results of his Rorschach Test.

slappypaddy December 7, 2010 at 5:09 pm

his mmpi might be interesting, too.

say, he's kind of suspicious, don'cha think? we're supposed to report the suspicious people to homelandt sekurity, nicht war?

ManchuCandidate December 7, 2010 at 4:15 pm

Shouldn't this stupid motherfucker be winning a Medal of Honor somewhere?

slappypaddy December 7, 2010 at 4:22 pm

it shouldn't be too difficult to find a grenade for him to fall on. you'd think he'd be honored to die for his country.

HistoriCat December 8, 2010 at 9:40 am

To get that Medal of Honor he needs to kill for his country. Most likely other closeted, self-loathing gays.

Negropolis December 8, 2010 at 11:10 pm

Hey, now. Give him a bit more time. Be assured, Obama's working on it, along with the official pardoning of Scooter Libby, of course.

north_of_moscow December 7, 2010 at 4:15 pm

I think we've all missed a very important point here, and that is that Bradley Manning is a gay caballero.

elviouslyqueer December 7, 2010 at 4:28 pm

¡Olé!

johnnyzhivago December 7, 2010 at 4:16 pm

I for one, blame Spongebob Squarepants for all of our nation's problems.

slappypaddy December 7, 2010 at 5:10 pm

spongebob is an avatar of newt gingrich, so that makes sense.

marinmaven December 7, 2010 at 6:09 pm

I always took special pleasure in introducing my spawn to Tinky Winky, the old queer in the pantheon of religious right's gaydar crosshairs. You gotta love it when they out a fictional children's character.

Why is it that the religious right think about homosexuality more than even homosexuals do?

Negropolis December 8, 2010 at 2:33 am

They self-profect like a motherfuck, huh?

forgracie December 7, 2010 at 6:10 pm

Don't forget Tinky Winky!

fuflans December 7, 2010 at 4:16 pm

'bryan' is the gay way of spelling brian.

Extemporanus December 7, 2010 at 4:49 pm

GET A BRIAN HOMORAN!!

MistaEko December 7, 2010 at 4:17 pm

Wasn't General Washington gay? Talking about "blackest dyes" is certainly foppy.

sati_demise December 7, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Lincoln was gay.

GuanoFaucet December 7, 2010 at 4:17 pm

Your move, wacist pundit kid.

Also, and too. Fischer apparently wrote this while experiencing one of his frequent fits of retard pique.

samsuncle December 7, 2010 at 4:18 pm

John Lennon was wrong when he said "woman is the n****r of the world". It's the gays.

slappypaddy December 7, 2010 at 4:22 pm

damn straight.

pun intended.

BTWBFDIMHO December 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm

happiness is a warm gun…

johnnyzhivago December 7, 2010 at 4:21 pm

Possible historical fact – you heard it here, not Fox News:

The guy who forgot to tell anyone about the Japanese flying to Pearl Harbor??

Probably gay too!!

genxr December 7, 2010 at 5:10 pm

No, but the soldiers at Hawaii's radar station were.

V572625694 December 7, 2010 at 4:24 pm

Ex-PFC Manning wrote "Lada Gaga" on the disk where he copied all the Holy Secrets. Is there some way she can share the blame?

You have to admit, though, that her prosciutto dress at whatever award show was kinda awesome.

And can we pleez see an advanced copy of the test Mr Fischer would administer to recruits to weed out those who "seriously confused" about their sexuality? I'm thinking something along these lines:

1. Do you like Lady Gaga?
2. Do the opening synthesizer notes of "Poker Face" make you want to run for freedom or torture a muslin?
3. You likey teh buttßechs? Maybe w/Bryan Fischer? Maybe now?

SorosBot December 7, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Lady Gaga has lots of gay fans who she doesn't tell that they are hellbound and should pray themselves straight, so of course she's partially to blame! The same goes for Madonna, Brittney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Cher, and the ghost of Judy Garland.

DCHatesMe December 7, 2010 at 5:13 pm

A fit of gay pique.. Hey, whatcha doing Steven Slater and Bradley Manning? Going Gaga!

Radiotherapy December 7, 2010 at 5:42 pm

4. When you fart, does it sound like a whistle?

Rarian Rakista December 7, 2010 at 8:33 pm

4. I have Republican relatives, their farts sound more like a dying backed up vacuum cleaner.

LetUsBray December 7, 2010 at 9:52 pm

Just check if their dicks taste like poo – that's how the AFA does the testing..

V572625694 December 7, 2010 at 11:34 pm

The santorum test, is what you're saying.

horsedreamer_1 December 7, 2010 at 4:25 pm

Just as TAX CUTS are the answer to any problem domestic, ALL THOSE GAYS will be the reason for any deficiency military/diplomatic.

V572625694 December 7, 2010 at 5:34 pm

Shhhh! That's the Secret Republican Platform, dude!

BornInATrailer December 7, 2010 at 4:26 pm

Without a single shred of actual evidence to back this, I would postulate that 99.999% of Al-Qaeda are straight men.

Just saying.

BornInATrailer December 7, 2010 at 4:40 pm

(And the exception is the guy that runs the secretary pool and everyone just looks the other way. Besides, the girls love him and he is the one that always remembers to collect cash and get a cake whenever there is a birthday. Plus he makes the best coffee.)

genxr December 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm

Not if Charlie Wilson's War is to believed. The movie was PG, but the book was all about the jihad buggery.

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 7, 2010 at 5:18 pm

You're stuck in a cave in the middle of nowhere , what else is there to do, go fishing?

Lascauxcaveman December 7, 2010 at 10:49 pm

My understanding is the Mohamedean strictures against a 'man lying with a man as a woman' were not given the same first-tier emphasis as the 'must kill all the infidels' part of the creed.

What I'm suggesting here is many Al Quaeda line soldiers are just as hypocritical as their USA fundie Xtian counterparts. It's mostly about wanting to kill.

LionHeartSoyDog December 8, 2010 at 12:49 pm

The Book specifically forbids killing, except in self-defense.
Mercy is strongly emphasized. Also.

(be safe on that motor-cy!)

BarryOPotter December 7, 2010 at 5:19 pm

God help any captured Ruskies who were also blond….

genxr December 7, 2010 at 5:56 pm

As Oliver North discovered when he tried to collect Russian "defectors" for his propaganda campaign, his defectors only defected because they were on the run for murder, and had been thoroughly buggered by the time the "freedom fighters" handed them over. Still, Ollie was able to parade them around at a few publicity events before these freedom-loving chaps turned to armed robbery and the program had to be shut down. An amusing story.

V572625694 December 7, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Not to mention The Kite Runner, over there in Afriganistan. But I think their idea of buttßechs is kinda like that of convicts: more about domination than love.

So, Julia Roberts wouldn't do the buggery scene? Honestly, how can she claim to have any integrity as an actress?

Radiotherapy December 7, 2010 at 5:51 pm

99% of AFA men would "claim" to be not "gay" either. Or is it they just like to carry each other's luggage?

mumbly_joe December 7, 2010 at 4:27 pm

Of course, even assuming all the facts in evidence as presented by Bryan Fischer (which itself is a stretch, obviously), isn't it still even more plausibly stronger evidence that the culture of secrecy and dishonesty enforced by DADT is the actual thing that creates the discipline problem and isolation that leads to acting out? I'm just saying, that would still make more sense than the notion that all gays are anarchist spies who need to be kept out of the military. Which I will admit is itself a novel permutation of the ordinary claims, like that gays are going to try to bugger straight troops in the showers, or will be too busy making out with each other to murder brown civilians.

MinAgain December 7, 2010 at 4:28 pm

"It’s no wonder that the Old Media rarely if ever even references Manning any more. "

When I see Manning, I think football. And a gay Peyton Manning would so confound stereotypes and good ol' boys as to warp the space-time continuum. I dream fondly of the day…

SorosBot December 7, 2010 at 4:47 pm

There's been longstanding rumors that he is. http://deadspin.com/128185/peyton-manning-going-a

Pragmatist2 December 7, 2010 at 4:28 pm

"Gay Pique"????
Mount Capote????

slappypaddy December 7, 2010 at 5:13 pm

who would want to mount capote? i mean, even if he were still alive?

MinAgain December 7, 2010 at 4:33 pm

There's an Enola Gay joke in here somewhere.

slappypaddy December 7, 2010 at 5:17 pm

i looked, and all i could find was

it's time to burn a queen,
just the same as it's ever been.

Barrelhse December 7, 2010 at 6:38 pm

The only one I know of has to do with the Enola Gay dropping hundreds of thousands of copies of "Naked Lunch."

bagofmice December 7, 2010 at 7:07 pm

Well, we KNOW that joke will bomb.

ShiftyParadigm December 7, 2010 at 4:36 pm

It's our own damned fault for not being more specific. Shoulda been "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Leak."

DashboardBuddha December 7, 2010 at 4:36 pm

That was breathtakingly breathtaking.

Extemporanus December 7, 2010 at 4:37 pm

Like any good gay soldier, Fischer was simply "Manning" his post.

harry_palmer December 7, 2010 at 4:39 pm

If Jesus created the world, and there are gays in the world, QED Jesus created the gays. Explains why he was a "lifelong bachelor," hung out only with dudes, some of them with butch nicknames like the "Rock," was still attending weddings with his mother as his date into his 30s, went on a 40 day "camping trip" with a guy who had been repeatedly tempting him, etc etc.,

prommie December 7, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Throw the gays down the well, so our country can be free . . .

magic_titty December 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm

Strange from the guy who's about to ask me if I like movies about gladiators.

V572625694 December 7, 2010 at 5:38 pm

I'm guessing Bryan's about worn out his "300" in Blu-Ray.

PublicLuxury December 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm

Gay men shooting their secrets. Jeebus. That really painted a picture of a lot of military spunk. The husb is going to get lucky

thefrontpage December 7, 2010 at 4:42 pm

The National Political Hypocrisy Center is now taking bets from all bettors on when Bryan Fischer is caught, naked, in a highly questionable and embarrassing situation with another naked man, engaging in the types of blatantly homosexucal activities that Fischer himself is obviously quite confused about.

edgydrifter December 7, 2010 at 4:45 pm

You kick a dog and it turns around and bites you, so you yell at the neighbors "see? See how dogs behave? THIS is why we have to kick them!"

PublicLuxury December 7, 2010 at 4:45 pm

Does this mean that we are now at war with teh gays? The Muslin gay menace MUST be subdued or is it sub-dude

BTWBFDIMHO December 7, 2010 at 4:47 pm

Commonsense (sic) conservative values: If he leaks, he's gay.

Radiotherapy December 7, 2010 at 5:57 pm

Or, conservative dicks never leak. Right?

EdFlintstone December 7, 2010 at 4:49 pm

It's Tinky Winkys fault for making Manning gay as child watching the teletubbies.

mumbly_joe December 7, 2010 at 4:51 pm

But, no, seriously, can someone please gift Bryan Fischer with a facial, this holiday season?

SayItWithWookies December 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm

I think he's gonna have to do some self-gifting for that.

V572625694 December 7, 2010 at 5:39 pm

Is that even possible?

mumbly_joe December 7, 2010 at 5:52 pm

I think the urban legand is that you need to have your bottom two ribs removed, or else do a lot of yoga, according to Metalocalypse.

widestanceroman December 7, 2010 at 5:18 pm

I shall not cast my pearls before swine. Not even hate pearls.

Tommmcatt December 7, 2010 at 4:54 pm

You can actually link historical events to specific acts of homosexual intercourse. For example, Mount Saint Helen was caused by the first blowjob I ever gave. The dot-com crash was a direct result of a threesome I had with two Asian boys I picked up at the End-up in San Francisco. And the entire Bush presidency happened because I got drunk and let my boyfriend give me the tush-push in 1997. I've been a strict top ever since.

The wikileaks thing, though…I think this one is on Ricky Martin, actually. I'll have to check the sign-up sheet at the union headquarters to be certain.

Beowoof December 7, 2010 at 4:58 pm

How long before Bryan Fisher is found in a porn shop sucking lots of dick at the glory hole.

widestanceroman December 7, 2010 at 5:25 pm

I'd settle for him being found in a hotel dumpster.

mumbly_joe December 7, 2010 at 5:54 pm

Better yet: three hotel dumpsters.

Sorry, but I'm somewhat unashamed of my hatred for haters, of late.

sati_demise December 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm

obligatory:
Free Bradley Manning!

Wadisay December 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm

I don't know if Aldrich Ames was gay before he went to prison, but he probably is by now.

Tommmcatt December 7, 2010 at 5:03 pm

He's experimenting at the very least. Or having experiments thrust upon him, as it were.

SorosBot December 7, 2010 at 5:03 pm

What happened to the sidebar?

JoshuaNorton December 7, 2010 at 5:04 pm

Quick! That gay "A List" series should grab up this drama queen as a script consultant STAT!

Barbara_i December 7, 2010 at 5:06 pm

I'm tired of the gays being blamed for everything. What, are fat chicks supposed to dance alone? I think not!

Negropolis December 8, 2010 at 2:41 am

No, but they have to pay.

Sorry, sorry. Couldn't let that Family Guy joke go unwritten.

the_onceler December 7, 2010 at 5:09 pm

So, Visa and Mastercard won't allow us to donate to wikileaks, but they're probably OK with processing donations to a hate group like the AFA.

Rotundo_ December 7, 2010 at 5:09 pm

Let's see, According to Brayan (spelling intentional) It's okay with God for a volunteer fire department to watch a house burn down because the occupants didn't pay their "dues". According to Brayan we should kill all the grizzly bears around Yellowstone because they're dangerous. And now Manning sent all this material to the Wikileakers because he was gay. And this is why we shouldn't have GLBT folks in the military. At least he is a consistent idiot, no savant surprises to be had here, no sudden outbursts of sanity, no intelligent discourse or playing piano with no training. Brayan is a christian Bill Kristol: You know both are dumbasses, consistently wrong, and yet somehow get a voice in the discussion.

drone42 December 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm

Someone should tell Bryan that the narc who turned Manning in was also gay. His brain might explode!

jus_wonderin December 7, 2010 at 5:14 pm

How exactly did you get such clear quotes? It is obvious that Bryan Fischer has his d**k in his own mouth most of the week.

weejee December 7, 2010 at 5:20 pm

Will Bryan Fischer be serving a platter of festively presented Log Cabin wings at the next AFA potluck?

This guy is a 5 alarm douche using a classic soda-acid fire extinguisher.

lochnessmonster December 7, 2010 at 5:22 pm

Has this guy gone through the TSA grope-a-thon at the airports yet? That will really set him off.

DoktorZoom December 7, 2010 at 5:29 pm

If gays were banned from the military, there'd be no Wikileaks. If Muslins were banned from the military, there'd be no Fort Hood shootings. If Jews were banned from the military, there'd be no Julius Rosenberg or Jonathan Pollard espionage cases. If Christians were banned from the military, there'd be no My Lai massacre or Oklahoma City bombing…

hagajim December 7, 2010 at 5:33 pm

I don't know about you guys – but in that photo Bryan Fischer looks a bit like his ass has the wikileaks….hmmmmm. I'll bet he's been toe tapping with our favorite Idaho (ex) Senator – but still full time gayboy.

BeWoot December 7, 2010 at 5:47 pm

No pique, no leak?
No fool, no drool.

BarackMyWorld December 7, 2010 at 5:47 pm

The stupid….it hurts.

WarAndGee December 7, 2010 at 5:50 pm

Do super-religious folks think about homosexuality more than even homosexuals do?
Probably.
Discuss.

SilverFox December 7, 2010 at 5:55 pm

Wait, the PFC Bradley Manning guy is gay? Perhaps I'm behind the times, but I don't remember that being the issue. OR are we just jumping to conclusions because that guy used a Lady Gaga CD to sneak out all of these files?

GeorgiaBurning December 7, 2010 at 6:18 pm

If these Wikileaks disclosures are proof that a single gay PFC can make so much happen, I propose a gay battalion be formed to resolve the situation in Afghanistan. Job should be done by New Years.

HistoriCat December 8, 2010 at 9:49 am

The Pink Berets?

DangerHelvetica December 7, 2010 at 6:28 pm

Tight Hips Sink Ships.

genxr December 7, 2010 at 6:48 pm

ka-boom-chica-boom!

elpinche December 7, 2010 at 6:41 pm

The only "homosexual soldier" Fischer's rentboy dressed up like SS troop in the Motel 6 bed.

BaldarTFlagass December 7, 2010 at 6:43 pm

Someone might have already pointed this out (I'm on superslow home pc and it would take two hours to read all that has gone before), but maybe Bradley is the secret 4th Manning brother, the one that was shunned and spurned by Archie, and spent his childhood being used as a tackling dummy and passing target by his more-football-gifted brothers Peyton, Eli, and Cooper. THAT would give ya some gay pique, fer sure.

Gleem_McShineys December 7, 2010 at 7:41 pm

Bryan Fischer is in his study, typing at his laptop by the light of a single lamp. He types a few words, then types "gay pique" and hesitates.

"Gay peek, heh, don't mind if I do!" he says to himself, smiling a little. "But just a short one, I have deadlines." He switches to a web browser, then catches himself.
"THIS IS MADNESS! IT IS WRONG!" He takes a breath. "It is wrong to call it a peek, for I am just researching their depravity! I am making sure I know what evil I am fighting, here! Specifically, DEPRAVED MILITARY ANUS PENETRATING EVIL!" as he types that very sentence into his search bar.

Then he beats off furiously to gay porn, then says a quiet prayer to God to help him destroy the evil, evil, horrible, sinful, tempting, lustful, firm gays, but has to stop praying this way, as he starts feeling another "gay pique" coming on.

mrblifil December 7, 2010 at 8:03 pm

Thumbs up for anal wriggling.

mrblifil December 7, 2010 at 8:03 pm

Maybe not beer in the Rose Garden, but perhaps a shot of tequila in some West Wing broom closet.

mumbly_joe December 7, 2010 at 8:22 pm

Of course, every comment thus far has missed one painfully obvious point: PFC Manning was a soldier in the US American Army.

Why does Bryan Fischer hate the troops so much????!

Redhead December 7, 2010 at 8:48 pm

Is this the AFA guy that was caught sleeping with another man or the one that was caught sleeping with a boy 45 years younger than him? I can't keep them straight anymore.

LetUsBray December 7, 2010 at 10:03 pm

They can't keep 'em straight either! Heeeeey-ooooo!

donner_froh December 7, 2010 at 8:53 pm

Straight parents should not be allowed to have children because so many of them turn out to be gay, go into the army and give away our secrets.

Neilist December 7, 2010 at 9:15 pm

You Communist Pinko Liberal SKUM have NO SENSE OF HISTORY!!

This is just a recycling of the "U.S.S. Iowa Turret Explosion Disaster Defense." In that instance, it was "The Gun Blew Up Because A Homo Sailor Was In A Suicide Pact Because His Homo Squid Boyfriend Dumped Him," not because the Navy was overloading obsolete equipment with out-of-date propellant:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Iowa_turret_expl

Here, it's "Homo Reveals Secrets Because Boyfriend Won't Blow Him." Same thing, really.

Rear Admiral Felching Spruance Neilist
U.S.N. (ret.)
United States Naval Academy Plebe Washroom
Third Stall, Portside

ogradybt December 7, 2010 at 9:43 pm

If Benedict Arnold was of the blackest dye, then Bradley Manning is of the brownest eye.

ttommyunger December 7, 2010 at 11:28 pm

No question this fucktard is as queer as a Three Dollar Bill. This is about the third verbal bowel movement he's foisted on us, each one more outrageously ignorant than the last. I am also convinced he thinks there is a "Jaggoff of the Year" Award and he's making a Herculean effort at winning first place.

Negropolis December 8, 2010 at 2:42 am

I'm surprised that no one is making a joke of the guy essentially saying that there weren't any gays in the military prior to 1993. lol

xzargo December 8, 2010 at 7:28 am

The American Fucktard Association endorses torture and murder but sucking dick makes Jesus cry?

Maybe we could send Gayass Bryan Fischer to Alaska where he can be hunted down by La Palin and his still beating heart squeezed tight in her little slut daughter's hand. Then Jesus will LAUGH!

lulzmonger December 8, 2010 at 9:21 am

I'd hit it – with a crossbow.

NorthStarSpanx December 8, 2010 at 9:39 am

We all know what this is about. Guys like Fischer are terrified teh gays would be attracted to him. Even more terrifying, that they wouldn't find him attractive, even in the post-Rapture world.

CessnaDriver December 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm

It's amazing that this guy pulled his rentboy's dick out of his mouth long enough to dictate this screed.

UW8316154 December 8, 2010 at 9:10 pm

Been there!

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