NORTHERN OVEREXPOSURE  12:50 pm December 6, 2010

Bristol Palin Attempts Some Sort of Joke-Like Phrase Involving Lesbians

by Jack Stuef

Simple dignity.Bristol Palin has posted a new Facebook post, arguing about something or other with former comedian Margaret Cho, because Bristol wants to stretch out her time on the dancing teevee show into actual celebrity or something, we guess. Cho said some inane, unfunny thing about Bristol, so Bristol used the word “canard” again and also the word “calculus,” a subject she didn’t take in high school, we presume. (Though she earned that B+ in Basic Canards.) Anyway, Bristol made a joke at the expense of lesbians, according to the Internet. But this “joke” lacks a coherent joke structure, so it is basically a weird comment about lesbian musicians, with the intent for it to be a joke of some kind, probably. Politics. Government. Public affairs.

You say you “don’t agree with the family’s politics at all” but I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert.

First of all, “understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you”? Setting aside the grammatical error, what? Just, what? How does conservatism come into play? But also, what is being embraced by “KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert”? Margaret Cho? KD Lang’s identity? Hot, naked lesbians? Is the audience embracing KD Lang, by giving her flannel friendship bands? This is not a joke because it has no internal logic. It is an incomplete comparison.

P.S. If you want to baby-sit Tripp, I could use a night off.

A night off from unemployment? Yes, we could all use that, really.

This was what was really of interest to us:

To my friend Margaret Cho, if you ever have a question, call me girlfriend.

If Margaret Cho ever has a question, she is allowed to call Bristol Palin her girlfriend. But will she have other lesbiany girlfriend privileges? Please let us know, whichever intern at the Palin ghostwriting shop is writing these things.

Anyway, tax-cut bar graphs, amiright? Those entitlement forecasts are quite a doozy. [Facebook]

 

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{ 277 comments }

genxr December 6, 2010 at 12:55 pm

I never thought I could be turned off by girl-on-girl action… until now.

Gopherit December 6, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Yeah, Margaret Cho and Bristol. Cue the bucket of ice water.

BerkeleyBear December 6, 2010 at 6:35 pm

Bristol is disturbing, granted, but Margaret Cho is both funny and smart – and when she goes on a massive diet, pretty skinny too. So in the right phase, I'd hit it.

BTW, if you've only seen her TV work, Cho is a hell of a lot funnier in concert.

MarionNYNY December 6, 2010 at 1:04 pm

Agreed. Reminds of that scene in the screen classic, Saturday Night Fever when Fran Drescher asks John Travolta: "Are you as good in bed as you are on the dance floor?" And he replies: "If you're as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, you're a lousy fuck."

GunTotingProgressive December 6, 2010 at 12:55 pm

Is there anyone in this family that is NOT retarded?

genxr December 6, 2010 at 12:56 pm

Yeah, Trig. He only has Downs Syndrome, and enough sense not to post idiotic crap like that.

GunTotingProgressive December 6, 2010 at 1:05 pm

Wow, you must have some serious pull around here. Your reply caused my pee points to drop nearly 30 points!

Crank_Tango December 6, 2010 at 1:09 pm

they all dropped last week in what I like to call Fistallnacht.

user-of-owls December 6, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Someone else called it the Night of the Long Thumbs.

Oh, and they didn't ALL drop *cough, Soros, cough*

Serolf_Divad December 6, 2010 at 1:09 pm

I lost about 40 p points over the weekend. Kinda perplexed, because i haven't been posting on any right-wing web sites that I know of.

chascates December 6, 2010 at 1:11 pm

Me too! I thought I had finally crossed the line at Wonkette! And I didn't think there were ANY lines.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 1:14 pm

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of p's suddenly cried out in terror and suddenly disappeared.

MuslinMosk December 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm

And then, oddly enough, I haven't left a comment in probably a week or two, but my pee points have stayed the same.

The plot thickens!

GuanoFaucet December 6, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Yeah, in the pee-pocalypse, I lost over 60p. Not that I care, or anything.

I blame that blinkered moron pauletteanne. She's like a black hole of idiocy that hoovers up snark and p-points.

Wadisay December 6, 2010 at 2:00 pm

I just assumed the "pee" got devalued against the "like".

Pragmatist2 December 6, 2010 at 1:33 pm

Same thing happened to me. I thought it was because I was mocking Julian Assange (who YOU KNOW played Rolf in his high school production of Sound of Music) who seems to have become a sacred cow.

OneDollarJuana December 6, 2010 at 2:34 pm

What cracks me up is an image of some Freeper setting up myriad Wonkette accounts just so he can mush his greasy, pudgy finger on the thumbs down button, over and over and over just to drive down MusklinMosk's p-score.

738838 December 6, 2010 at 12:55 pm

What about having Daddy babysit?

Gopherit December 6, 2010 at 1:01 pm

Or willow. It will be good training, given the likelihood she'll be knocked up soon.

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 1:06 pm

Is it ethical to bet the affirmative, then make it happen?

genxr December 6, 2010 at 1:17 pm

You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din.

LionelHutzEsq December 6, 2010 at 1:19 pm

Hell, it is not like Grandma is doing anything that requires any brain power.

Beowoof December 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm

You be surprised how much of her brain capacity it takes to come up with those tweets and face book posts, bang Todd and his Snow Mobile Business Partner.

marionetta December 6, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Daddys don't babysit; they parent, just like mommys do.

Why wasn't Brisket out killing stuff with her mommy on the TV last night?

V572625694 December 6, 2010 at 12:56 pm

You get the feeling Bristol is like the people who say, "When I called Lonnie a nigger, I didn't mean it in a bad way. Man, this political correctness thing has just gotten out of hand."

BarryOPotter December 6, 2010 at 2:16 pm

"Why does Lonnie have to be so damn sensitive all the damn time? Gawd, he's such a fag sometimes. If it weren't for my Kommonsense Konservative values, I would so stop being his frienemy."

OneDollarJuana December 6, 2010 at 12:57 pm

That joke makes Bristol's thighs look fat.

Pragmatist2 December 6, 2010 at 2:00 pm

That was not an illusion.

predilectrix December 6, 2010 at 9:20 pm

Proud to have been the hundreth thumb!

Negropolis December 6, 2010 at 11:23 pm

FTW

el_donaldo December 6, 2010 at 12:59 pm

"Commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals who are like us and not gay and icky or all poor and colored or not Christian or committed to work for the benefit of their communities or animals or bettering the arts and culture and so many other ways of living to live our lives with less government interference and more independence."

Fixed. These today kids can't seem to get anything right.

V572625694 December 6, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Because nobody wants the government to interfere with their right to interfere with other peoples' rights! Particularly the rights of those homos.

BarryOPotter December 6, 2010 at 2:20 pm

Because nobody wants the government to interfere with their right to interfere with other peoples' rights!

For the rest of the day, V572625694, I'm calling you Mr. Peanut, 'cause you just nut-shelled the shit out of the definition of Palinesque "commonsense conservative values!"

V572625694 December 6, 2010 at 5:11 pm

You are most kind, sir.

Regards,
Mr Peanut

el_donaldo December 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm

um, these kids today, I mean … They're not the only ones who can't get things right. What happened to my "edit" button? And why do I have to log on three times in a row to comment?

Fare la Volpe December 6, 2010 at 1:26 pm

If someone replies to your comment, you can't edit your post anymore. It's a bitch and a half.

V572625694 December 6, 2010 at 1:39 pm

I know. Think what fun it would be to retroactively change your comment after others have commented on it.

"As that tiresome hack V5 will probably say in response to this comment…"

Beowoof December 6, 2010 at 2:39 pm

The pee thief is back and fucking with access now, did Ken get a big check from the Kochs?

el_chupacabra December 6, 2010 at 12:59 pm

OK, so KD Lang goes around hugging the shit out of conservatives at Indigo Girls concerts? Do any of these things even exist any more?

SudsMcKenzie December 6, 2010 at 1:27 pm

Constant Raving, that's all ways been.

DaSandman December 6, 2010 at 2:10 pm

Actually i worked an Indigo Girls concert three weeks ago.

LionelHutzEsq December 6, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Was KD there being embraced by random people? Bristol Palin?

horsedreamer_1 December 7, 2010 at 8:59 am

& they have a Christmas album coming out.

OneDollarJuana December 6, 2010 at 2:36 pm

Last time I checked, shit and conservatives still exist. Dang.

Beowoof December 6, 2010 at 2:40 pm

Do you know any conservative lesbians. I know lots of lesbians but not a single conservative in the group.

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Condi Rice?

Beowoof December 7, 2010 at 10:54 am

Touche

Chet Kincaid December 6, 2010 at 6:15 pm

I'm sure that lesbians who are righty on non-social issues would not be unheard of, and in fact I knew one back in the day.

Beowoof December 7, 2010 at 10:55 am

Maybe I should hang out with folks other than Democrats, but republicans piss me off too much.

comrad_darkness December 6, 2010 at 2:42 pm

One more Tweet and we can triangulate not only the age, city of birth, but also the drug of choice for Bristol's ghostwriter.

chascates December 6, 2010 at 12:59 pm

Has commonsense conservatism replaced compassionate conservatism? And really, just whose rights do they support?

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 1:02 pm

Both phrases are equally oxymoronic.

Boredw/Gravity December 6, 2010 at 1:28 pm

As always, they support the right of the rich to get richer and the poor to get fucked over.

walterhwhite December 6, 2010 at 1:38 pm

Besides supporting the rich, they also supports the stoopids.

LetUsBray December 6, 2010 at 1:39 pm

"commonsense" (which I always thought was two words, but okay) is Palin's own brand of wingnuttery. See, if you have common sense (or commonsense, I guess) you don't actually have to know any actual facts or stuff. Which works out really well if you are a Palin.

V572625694 December 6, 2010 at 1:41 pm

Or if you want to assert something but lack any evidence to support the assertion, you call it "common sense."

It's just common sense that lowering taxes will increase government revenue.
It's just common sense that gay people are child abusers, etc etc.

Jason_inthe_Peg December 6, 2010 at 2:28 pm

Common, as in base, mean, without value.

OneDollarJuana December 6, 2010 at 2:40 pm

"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

Beowoof December 6, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Well now you are getting into the schoolin them kids has had. And they all talk like they be home skoled or went to the Landover Baptist Church School.
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/1698666

Guppy06 December 6, 2010 at 1:47 pm

Target's and Best Buy's.

comrad_darkness December 6, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Compassion is for pussies. And Jesus.

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 12:59 pm

Funny how it always seems have, contrary to what Bristol, always supported having more government interference in the lives of lesbians.

slithytoves December 6, 2010 at 1:02 pm

Hey it may be me, but it sure seems like you're missing some words in that sentence. Important ones.

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 1:07 pm

And now I can't fix it, thanks to you!

slithytoves December 6, 2010 at 1:12 pm

I like it the way it is. Sort of like a cryptogram.

BarryOPotter December 6, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Is that SorosBot post on a slab of metal outside of CIA HQ?

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Seems like there's a corollary to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle lurking somewhere in that little exchange.

Katydid December 6, 2010 at 1:11 pm

I can't tell if SorosBot is being meta, is making fun of Bristol, or is high.

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 1:14 pm

I was typing in a hurry because the point seemed fairly obvious and I was afraid it would end up duplicating something someone already said. Which it did, and I fucked it up; it's Monday.

PsycWench December 6, 2010 at 1:19 pm

It's OK, we know what you mean and think fondly of you for it. Even though you did not experience extreme pee score dive of the rest of us.

Damn now you've got me doing it too.

slithytoves December 6, 2010 at 1:20 pm

Life was much simpler before this IntenseDebate program. I don't remember being able to edit under the old way, nor did I worry about pees.

LionelHutzEsq December 6, 2010 at 1:21 pm

Why can't it be all of those?

StillGoinGreen December 6, 2010 at 1:32 pm

I am high and I knew EXACTLY what he was trying to say, but I do take umbrage at his plagiarising my style of the superfluous comma.

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 2:21 pm

No, the superfluous comma, is more of a dig, at Bristol.

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Say what you will about lesbians, Bristol, but at least they're not liable to get pregnant out-of-wedlock, or otherwise.

(Unless they want to, as in two life-partners want to make a family & have babies with whom they share DNA.)

StillGoinGreen December 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm

When I was 19, there was a thirtysomething lesbian couple in my apartment complex who asked me if I would be interested in helping them have a baby. I said yes, and they had their attorney meet with us all and draw up some paperwork so that I could never fight for custody and they could never sue for support, blah, blah, blah. However, when it came time to actually go through with it – I got stage fright and backed out. To this day, my buddy swears it is because he kept teasing me about the fact that the one they chose to have the baby had a bigger mustache than I did at the time.

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Man, think of all the free porn you missed out on at the sperm bank when I chose not to donate your genetic material.

StillGoinGreen December 6, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Dude, this was in Oklahoma, I WAS the artificial insemination tool. That is partly the reason I backed out – who wants to go through life with the dread of possibility that somewhere, there is a lesbian laughingly giving her buddies the "dinky winky" sign with her fingers at a dinner party?

Fare la Volpe December 6, 2010 at 2:05 pm

See, it's really easy to finish the job when there's no pressure on you, but when someone is depending on you to do it, well then that just completely throws off your mojo, man.

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 2:08 pm

They prolly wouldn't even care, large, small, or otherwise.

Also: had you gone thru with it, you could have dubbed yourself "The Pumping Station" or "The Filling Station", & like those in New Jersey, you would boast 'full-service'.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 2:16 pm

What, no Hustler Magazine/beaker/turkey baster technology available in OK at the time?

BorderJumper! December 6, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Interesting…I keep hearing the same bumper sticker punchline "commonsense conservative values" over and over again. Is this some kind of buzzword all conservatards have encoded into their DNA or what?

Oblios_Cap December 6, 2010 at 2:33 pm

Really. It might be rather pedestrain, but there's no "sense","conservatism" or "values" involved.

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 1:00 pm

Did I just call Levi Johnston a lesbian?

My Mercede day-dreams must be bleeding into the rest of the family.

RedneckMuslin December 6, 2010 at 1:03 pm

Who's Bristol Palin?

LionelHutzEsq December 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm

The fame-whore of a daughter of a failed governor of Alaska that, by any reasonable measure, you should never have heard of.

Mahousu December 6, 2010 at 1:34 pm

I think she's a character in some old failed sitcom. Punky Brewster, maybe?

metamarcisf December 6, 2010 at 3:04 pm

Bristolpalin: strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Bristolpalin, who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands; and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never ending battle for truth, justice, and the American way.

Radiotherapy December 6, 2010 at 5:41 pm

Wait, I thought that was Palinman.

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 1:03 pm

I'm not sure why Bristol would need a baby sitter when she's not raising little Tripanfall anyway.

chickensmack December 6, 2010 at 1:03 pm

"I" = 22 times
"me" = 12 times
"my" = 22 times

We may have to check against Eminem, but folks, this may be a world record. 8.5% of the total words Bristol used described Bristol.

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 1:08 pm

While I love Eminem, I will admit: "White America" presaged the rise of the House of Heath-Palin.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 1:08 pm

I think George Harrison's song still holds the record, but I also think he was being facetious.

Gopherit December 6, 2010 at 1:04 pm

Make fun of lesbians all you want, Bristol, but they don't have to use condoms like useless snowtrash should. Even suggesting you have a fucking clue about politics makes me chortle. Get a thesaurus and look that one up.

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 6, 2010 at 1:15 pm

Apparently snowbillies don't have to use condoms either.

jus_wonderin December 6, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Chortle is the sound Bristol made after Levi dropped her off on the first date.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 1:04 pm

She sure is going to have some great memories to share with her fellow employees when she's working the shotgun-bait shift at the Wasilla Kwik-E-Mart a few years from now. Nice tattoos!

LetUsBray December 6, 2010 at 1:45 pm

"STFU fa**ot. And thank you, come again!"

slithytoves December 6, 2010 at 1:04 pm

Pretty soon these commonsense conservative values are going to be demanding rights.

Radiotherapy December 6, 2010 at 5:44 pm

Yeah, those $70,000 0n every $1 million weren't enough.

jim89048 December 6, 2010 at 1:05 pm

"…supports the right…" Kinda sez it all.

weejee December 6, 2010 at 1:05 pm

CHA-CHA-CHA to CHO-CHO-CHO–HERE'S A HINT: THREE DOG NIGHT

Three dog night? Uh, Bristol, Sarah, and Willow?

chickensmack December 6, 2010 at 1:41 pm

It sure couldn't have been "Mama told me not to come…"

Tengu December 6, 2010 at 1:06 pm

"For 20 years my mom had my back…"
And for four minutes Levi Johnson had her back too.

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 1:15 pm

No, if he had only had her back then she wouldn't have her little prop Tripper.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 1:17 pm

or at least ON her back…

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 1:37 pm

Back, & to the Right.

Back, & to the Right.

Billmatic December 6, 2010 at 1:06 pm

I wish you guys would stop dissing my part time job updating their twitter and facebook feeds. I'm just trying to make ends meet.

SmutBoffin December 6, 2010 at 2:06 pm

I imagine your workplace conditions are akin to a textile mill in the late 1800s. And you need more half-hearted Frida Kahlo and Eleanor Roosevelt jokes. That'll really stick it to those gay liberal bitchez!

doxastic December 6, 2010 at 2:09 pm

Don't even get Bristol started on Alice B. Toklas.

Billmatic December 6, 2010 at 3:58 pm

There's nothing gay about Eleanor Roosevelt…

>.>

Badonkadonkette December 6, 2010 at 1:06 pm

I think you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert = you're a faggot.

Clearly, after that last FB incident, Mama Grizzly pulled the cubs aside and explained they have to express their unvarnished bigotry in more genteel terms.

chickensmack December 6, 2010 at 2:14 pm

That requires English lessons. Do they teach that in Russia?

Sparky_McGruff December 6, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Wrong. Your grammar and punctuation is correct. A proper Bristol Palin tweet would read "youre a faggot!!!!!"

MarionNYNY December 6, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Maybe there should be a new television show: "So You Think You Can Ghost?"

freakishlywrong December 6, 2010 at 1:07 pm

To my friend Margaret Cho, if you ever have a question, call me girlfriend.
I don't even have a ball sac, but if I did, that sentence right there would shrivel it tighter than Mitch McConnell's turtle ass. ,(,,,, commas are good),

deanbooth December 6, 2010 at 5:21 pm

There are very few comma-sense conservatives.

Serolf_Divad December 6, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Common Sense Conservatives want the government out of gay people's lives, as long as said people will refrain from getting married, joining the military, becoming teachers, holding hands in public, adopting children, raising their own children complaining when they're fired for being gay, complaining when they are evicted for being gay, or having sex in the privacy of their own homes.

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 6, 2010 at 1:16 pm

But other than that, they're cool with it.

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm

That's just rugged individualism. The Right wants the gays to know the single-minded pursuit of freedom, unencumbered by anything but the Invisible Hand, that the Militia Movement has been preaching, too.

Go off the grid, homos.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Going Gaylt?

Chet Kincaid December 6, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Does that mean being joined at the hip with your friend who is also an unmarried lady, while never officially breaking it off with Steadman?

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 1:55 pm

I can tell ye they won't be retiring to Ave Maria, Florida.

doxastic December 6, 2010 at 2:00 pm

I regret that I have but one thumb to give for this comment.

SheriffRoscoe December 6, 2010 at 1:23 pm

When you put it like that, all this repulsion I have with conservatism seems kinda silly. No, wait a second. They still like to make fun of me for bringing my own canvas bags to the grocery store and driving my Prius. They're still dicks in my book.

foog December 7, 2010 at 12:18 am

Actually, and with all due respect Roscoe, the rest of us are making fun of you for the Prius too.

(Go go canvas bags, though! Nuthin better for carrying my hobo beans.)

Wait..what? December 6, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Unless you're a Cheney of course. Then the "special" rules kick in and all of the above does not apply. So gheys, if you hate on liberals enough, we'll let you have some stuff. But please try to not be too public about it. Mmmkay?

bumfug December 6, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Is a Canard a stupid guy from Toronto?

Schmannnity December 6, 2010 at 1:09 pm

"live our lives with less government interference and more independence"

Unless your name is Terry Schiavo

LionelHutzEsq December 6, 2010 at 1:25 pm

Or you live in Alaska and receive a ton of government subsidies.

comrad_darkness December 6, 2010 at 6:53 pm

Not to mention government mandated state checks sourced from industry. Socialists of the world, eat your hearts out.

lulzmonger December 7, 2010 at 1:03 pm

or Valerie Plame

Golfing_OJ December 6, 2010 at 1:10 pm

Babysitting Tripp would be awesome. In between tokes from my bong, all I'd have to do is yell "Stop biting the coffee table!" in a tard-friendly tone.

Fare la Volpe December 6, 2010 at 1:43 pm

That's good for Sarah, but what would you do about Tripp?

Golfing_OJ December 6, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Use him as a frothing, biting, tarding soccerball, what else?

Ducandy December 7, 2010 at 11:31 am

""Stop biting the coffee table!" in a tard-friendly tone."

Aw shit, I laughed so hard I made a little poopy in my pants.

Terry December 6, 2010 at 1:10 pm

"P.S. If you want to baby-sit Tripp, I could use a night off.

A night of from unemployment? Yes, we could all use that, really."

Where was this baby when she was dancing on that tv show, btw?

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 6, 2010 at 1:11 pm

Was Melissa Etheridge there? Cuz that would have been a great punchline.

V572625694 December 6, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Must confess that as a Penile-American I find my attraction to Ms Etheridge somewhat sexually confusing.

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 6, 2010 at 2:04 pm

We all have our own cross to bear…

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Hey, one of my first crushes as a kid was on Joan Jett; and I was very disappointed to learn the truth about her, even though it should have been obvious from her not changing the pronouns in "Crimson and Clover".

V572625694 December 6, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Not to mention Portia Di Rossi. Hot, funnyand a refugee from the Isle of Lesbos. If only she’d get a proper boob job…

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm

As a connoisseur of small breasts, I prefer what she has now. Ellen is a lucky woman, and proves that rich middle-aged lesbians can behave just like rich middle-aged straight men in using their wealth to marry women much younger and hotter than they are.

fuflans December 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm

" if you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence…"

so we can safely assume bristol supports gay marriage then? mom is not going to be best pleased i think…

MistaEko December 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm

I am sure she wishes that fucking faggot Cho would shut up.

Ducandy December 7, 2010 at 11:33 am

She's my favorite gay-female comic, after Glenn Beck.

MinAgain December 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm

"Cho said some inane, unfunny thing"

Oh, go on. Pull the other one.

Tigersmistress December 6, 2010 at 1:14 pm

Shouldn't Bristol have written "Canard" (oops, I said it again)

OkieDokieDog December 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm

"commonsense conservative values " — as real as Santa Claus, GOD, Jebus, the Easter Bunny, the Abominable Snowman, and Mike Huckabee.

What? There IS an Abominable Snowman?!

HempDogbane December 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm

"… you would embrace us faster than KD Lang, Rory Block, Melissa Etheridge, those two sisters, Ani DiFranco and Ken Mehlman doing a group hug at an Indigo Girls concert."

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Oh, Ani.

I want to have her over for lasagna & Chianti while we listen to The Chairman of the Board. Our shared Italian-American status will bridge the gap of her being into women & me having external gonads.

HempDogbane December 6, 2010 at 1:36 pm

re: those two sisters: Tegan and Sara. Sorry, girls. (Just spell our names right, unless it's in a Wonkette comment about Bristol Palin and Margaret Cho, in which case just call us those two sisters.)

joobajooba December 6, 2010 at 4:50 pm

And the whole Lilith Fair, also

Gratuitous World December 6, 2010 at 1:21 pm

i 'supports the right of individuals like you,' like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, and fully embrace your right to get impregnated by a Whitesnake roadie in the Gravitron at the Fairbanks County Fair.

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Here I go again on my own… Going down the only birth-canal I've ever known. Like a twister I was born to walk alone. Oh, I've made it myself…

SudsMcKenzie December 6, 2010 at 1:21 pm

All good politicallesbian jokes have to work in Abraham Lincolns beard.

doxastic December 6, 2010 at 1:21 pm

Oh yeah, I forgot that part where commonsense conservative values support the right for gays to serve openly in the military and get married while ladies get to have abortions all day.

But why am I expecting internal coherence? If it dances comme un canard, and writes comme un canard, it's probably a Palin.

binarian December 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm

"commonsense conservative values"? Triple axle oxymoron…or did someone get that one already?

NorthStarSpanx December 6, 2010 at 2:59 pm

The first Joe Miller in Alaska was a former newspaper baron named John Lindauer. He and his daughter Susan were once held at gunpoint by a disabled Vietnam vet who absentee fathered Evan Ramsey, the first H.S. Principle and student killer of the 90s in Bethel Regional High School. Susan, an anti-war 'journalist' subsequently was nailed for being some sort of self-appointed emissary to Iraq before that was cool.

Anyways, old John was married to a money-bags baroness and funneled her monies into his doomed campaign as a Compassionate Conservative for the U.S. Senate race in Alaska. He got skunked in humiliating fashion under real vetting and yelped back home to Illinois or somesuch place the way we hope Joe Miller goes back to Kansas.

Common Sense Compassionate Conservatives are the ones you can never turn your back on.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 1:23 pm

From what I know of Margaret Cho, she's a pretty clever lass, and if she lowers herself to a flame war with Lil Miss WhiteTrashWinsTheLotto, I think Brisket will learn the meaning of the term "Fuck with the bull, get the horn." Bringing a knife to a gunfight, as it were.

Fred_Wertham_Jr December 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm

You're thinking of the old Margaret Cho. The one that was funny.

Ducksworthy December 6, 2010 at 1:24 pm

Bristle gristle thistle no lesbians here in Wasistle. Thank Gawd

LionelHutzEsq December 6, 2010 at 1:26 pm

Maybe we can reach a compromise, and all be in favor of the government filming more lesbian embraces, whether or not at an Indigo Girls Concert.

PublicLuxury December 6, 2010 at 2:02 pm

Oh let's. Then the conservatards can bitch about state sponsored lesbians infiltrating our public schools and making the kids go all girl on girl gay.

LionelHutzEsq December 6, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Only a Republican can complain about some good girl on girl gay.

DangerHelvetica December 6, 2010 at 1:28 pm

I read her joke in a Dennis Miller voice.

ttommyunger December 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Who's Dennis Miller?

LionelHutzEsq December 6, 2010 at 2:28 pm

Meaning it has been unfunny for nearly 20 years now?

forgracie December 6, 2010 at 3:33 pm

The thought makes my teeth hurt…

Buzz Feedback December 6, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Margaret Cho is the #1 Korean/Bisexual/Former Addict working the comedy scene.

HempDogbane December 6, 2010 at 1:40 pm

But with close competition in Dennis Miller.

Cicada December 6, 2010 at 1:30 pm

Hey, Bristol's right!
According to interviews, Margaret Cho is into group sex and bondage. That gives her plenty of common ground with "commonsense conservatives". Hell, they might even be able to teach her a thing or two about yiffing.

snoopyfan2010 December 6, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Only a weak person puts that much effort into a fight with her own shadow. I just hope she won.

magic_titty December 6, 2010 at 1:33 pm

I call shenanigans. There is no way in hell Bristol Palin ever even heard of 1990's lesbians KD Lang or the Indigo Girls.

She probably thinks Boy George is a reference to our last president.

PublicLuxury December 6, 2010 at 1:58 pm

Boy George. I love that guy. He's soooooo hot.

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 2:16 pm

You probably mean he was so hot; George is seriously pudgy these days.

problemwithcaring December 6, 2010 at 3:45 pm

I missed your comment. This was my first thought.

predilectrix December 6, 2010 at 10:02 pm

This post came from the Dickensian blacking factory offshore from Anchorage, where urchins and impoverished former dandies are forced by the Palin conglomerate to create Tweets and Facebook updates till their fingers are crippled from arthritis. Once they get caught out writing something ridicious, like about canards, they are tossed on the ice floes.

donner_froh December 6, 2010 at 1:34 pm

Wonkette finally has a post with lots of hot lesbian sex but it actually about a Palin being stupid in public.

A bit of a disappointment.

Weenus299 December 6, 2010 at 2:02 pm

The Alaska rule: if a blog has the name Palin in it, avoid.

hagajim December 6, 2010 at 1:37 pm

Maybe Bristol is actually trying to hit on Margaret (thus the girlfriend thingy)…then she could have sex and not have to worry about getting preggers again. Lesbian dildo sex counts as abstincence and isn't Bristol at about the college age where girls like to experiment?

doxastic December 6, 2010 at 1:55 pm

isn't Bristol at about the college age where girls like to experiment?

In the best way possible: all of the age and none of the college

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 2:22 pm

That's what I love about these high school dropout girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

All right, all right, all right.

slappypaddy December 6, 2010 at 1:37 pm

political insight and gender camaraderie from the canard in the gorilla suit.

capitolhillblly December 6, 2010 at 1:38 pm

P.S. Margaret, I hear you make a delicious tuna casserole.

Your friend,

Brystal

MadBrahms December 6, 2010 at 1:39 pm

So are there "young gunnettes" now, with Bristol and the Meghanator? Ah, modern feminism!

doxastic December 6, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Young lib-broads would respond, but we're too busy with our advanced degrees, jobs and whatnot.

Chet Kincaid December 6, 2010 at 1:39 pm

These are not the lesbians I am looking for.

horsedreamer_1 December 6, 2010 at 1:57 pm

I find her to be a twit, but she does nice work:
http://www.madisonbound.com (VERY VERY NSFW)

HistoriCat December 6, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Why do I only see these NSFW links when I am at work? Damn it all to hell.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 2:43 pm

And of course I am never able to remember where they were by the time I get home.

qwerty42 December 6, 2010 at 1:52 pm

…commonsense conservative values supports… teh ghez? You learn something new every day on Our Wonkette.

4TheTurnstiles December 6, 2010 at 2:05 pm

Do GOP lesbians go for buttsecks? It's been a long time since I read _Sisters_.

qwerty42 December 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Something by Sarah Waters?

BombyMcGee December 6, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Yeah, commonsense conservatism sure has been there every step of the way for the fight for gay rights. At every step of the way, yes… opposing each one.

marionetta December 6, 2010 at 1:55 pm

I guess Piper's not available for babysitting in Arizona while the canardalistic virgin is awaiting her next blob.

karen December 6, 2010 at 1:55 pm

I'm betting she had to look up the lesbian reference on the google, because honestly, I had to. I guess I need to update my Homosexual Agenda: Pop References for 2010/2011.

PublicLuxury December 6, 2010 at 1:56 pm

WTF is wrong with that family? Why can't they learn and speak English. Morons all and they're breeding future morons. This is what's wrong in 'merika. 'Merikan's are reversing the evolutionary chain. Fuckin' Palins

StillGoinGreen December 6, 2010 at 1:56 pm

Somebody please tell me what's worse – the stupid shit this idiot little farm raised fuckstain says on her Facebook page, or the fact that there are more than 20 similar Alaskan fuckstains reading her page in the first place! She won't die unless we stop breathing life into her!!

Mojopo December 6, 2010 at 1:58 pm

Inside I am screaming.

DashboardBuddha December 6, 2010 at 1:58 pm

Sure…keeping the government out of our lives also includes having it dive head-first into a woman's womb.

tbogg December 6, 2010 at 10:03 pm

I'm no expert but I think that is a lesbian thing. Maybe we should ask kd lang.

metamarcisf December 6, 2010 at 2:00 pm

I accidently caught a segment of the mongoloid Palin TV show whereby Sarah teaches Bristol humaneness by showing her how to club halibut with a truncheon.

qwerty42 December 6, 2010 at 2:24 pm

From Andrew Sullivan
It has become a Sunday night ritual now: we watch "Sarah Palin's Alaska" followed by "The Walking Dead". The latter is much more believable as reality – but the former has its zombie charms. What's particularly awesome about SPA is that each episode is obviously crafted around a "Sarah's-Just-So-Darn-Great" arc followed swiftly by the brutal murder of various life-forms. ….

Weenus299 December 6, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Parallelledly speaking, did Buck Owens ever go around hugging up on people at Simon and Garfunkel concert?

No wait. Did Marty Robbins ever go around hugging up on people at a Queen concert?

Eve8Apples December 6, 2010 at 2:05 pm

I'm curious where such a wholesome, abstinence loving, Christian baby mamma from Wasilla obtains her knowledge of lesbian behavior.

doxastic December 6, 2010 at 2:10 pm

1995

johnnyzhivago December 6, 2010 at 2:10 pm

WTF is Bristol's thing with Canardians??????????

ttommyunger December 6, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Sorry Bristle, Margaret Cho is talented, and hot.

HistoriCat December 6, 2010 at 2:36 pm

Margaret Cho would never call her girlfriend. She might hate-fuck Bristol and leave her begging for more but that's about it.

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 2:46 pm

Then they could auction off the strap-on for charity or campaign contributions or the funding of Huggies or some shit.

comrad_darkness December 6, 2010 at 2:34 pm

So . . . Bristol is arguing that conservative values promote the rights of homosexuals. Does that include gay marriage? Cuz that would be a massive 180° turnaround from, say, about 15 milliseconds ago.

Call me girlfriend. Call me lesbian. Just don't call me late to dinner.

Allmighty_Manos December 6, 2010 at 2:36 pm

Pawlenty's kids better start making inane homophobic comments at D-list celebrities if he wants to have any shot at all in Iowa.

HempDogbane December 6, 2010 at 5:20 pm

Their FB ghostwriters will be trained at Iowa Writers Workshop.

horsedreamer_1 December 7, 2010 at 9:04 am

Minneapolis has a WNBA team. So, T-Paw's spawn can get into a flame war with those Lynx.

seppdecker December 6, 2010 at 2:37 pm

P.S. If you want to baby-sit Tripp, I could use a night off.

Yeah, because she's so involved with Tripp now. Bristol likes her "me time" the way she likes her mayonnaise – in Sam's Club, super-sized, five gallon buckets that kill the heart.

comrad_darkness December 6, 2010 at 2:39 pm

(Damn, I am so late. One more try.)

Eats, Shoots, and Blithers Like an Idiot.

slithytoves December 6, 2010 at 2:46 pm

To see the deep-fried soul of America, click on those Facebook links. Jefiner Jones, (no spelling mistake, that's her name, you know how many times she has to correct people's pronunication?): I am proud to stand and put my hand over my heart while the national anthem is played!

prommie December 6, 2010 at 2:54 pm

All of them, they all sound like Freddo in The Godfather: "I'm not stupid, I'm smaht."

ShiftyParadigm December 6, 2010 at 3:03 pm

From the Single Source Speakers Bureau (where we discover Bristol's speaking fee is $10,000+:

"Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin's oldest daughter, took the country by storm practically overnight when she was introduced to Americans during the 2008 presidential campaign. Her teen pregnancy and the birth of her son Tripp, resulted in millions of Americans discussing the issues surrounding teen pregnancy. Bristol has since gone on to become a Teen Ambassador for the Candie's Foundation, and speaks about pregnancy prevention, abstinence, faith and life. She recently appeared on the ABC drama "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" and is working on her first book. "

It did not specify if she purchased it on amazon.com or got it from the library.

metamarcisf December 6, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Yeah, she's still trying to finish "Goin' Rogue"

jus_wonderin December 6, 2010 at 3:06 pm

It is obvious from her "joke". Bristol has a strap-on fetish.

genxr December 6, 2010 at 3:33 pm

I hear she likes it in the canard.

problemwithcaring December 6, 2010 at 3:44 pm

K.D. Lang and not, I don't know, Ellen?

Seems her ghostwriter forgot that Bristol was born in 1990. And that she is a fucking idiot.

MadBrahms December 6, 2010 at 3:46 pm

She knows we have to stop the gay agenda now, before we're all married to canards, which are both animals *and* French, something we just can't stand for.

finallyhappy December 6, 2010 at 5:03 pm

Actually canards, while French, are birds- not animals. I am not sure that would be bestiality- it would be avianality

Chet Kincaid December 6, 2010 at 6:12 pm

Well, that's just one way of using the word. In another way, all non-plants are animals.

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 7:12 pm

Except for fungi, protists, bacteria and archaea.

GOPCrusher December 6, 2010 at 3:55 pm

"You say you “don’t agree with the family’s politics at all” but I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert."

I'm sorry, but I'm not buying for one second that any of this came out of the brain stem that controls the motor functions of one Brisket Palin. Too many multi-syllable words. And the thought process is somewhat coherent.
I have to imagine that her first reaction was to call Margaret Cho a "fat faggot", in which the Palin Family ghostwriter translated to this.

donner_froh December 6, 2010 at 4:10 pm

"fat gook faggot"

fixed it for you.

CalamityJames December 6, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Hi, I have a low snark level, so bear with me.

Hey, Bristol! Shut the fuck up (pleasereadthispleasereadthis) and take care of your own kid! Dancing around like a fucking idiot doesn't entitle you to shit. Being the white-trash daughter of some has-been half-term Governor of Snowganistan doesn't mean you know shit about conservative values. You are trash, your kid has a flat face, and oh my fucking god why were you not beat more often?

PS: Shove a grizzly canard up your bigot ass.

Barbara_i December 6, 2010 at 4:20 pm

I am sick of "Mama's little Chubby Cub", opening that gateway to hell that she calls her mouth and saying stupid shit. Bristol, forget "abstinence" With that attitude of yours, I find you to be beyond unboinkable. The boys of Wasilla would do less damage to their peckers if they just slammed it in their sock drawer several times. Get a real job or an education you worthless, chunky little tub of goo.

smokefilledroommate December 6, 2010 at 4:27 pm

If Bristol had a brain, stopped using the word 'canard', and formed her own opinions instead of being a PR extension of her mother, we might have slightly more respect for her faster than Randall Terry can bomb an abortion clinic.

donner_froh December 6, 2010 at 4:34 pm

A little time with Margaret Cho would enlist Bristol in the Sapphic Sisterhood.

You know what they say: Once you've had Cho, you don't need no mo'.

jus_wonderin December 6, 2010 at 4:45 pm

….faster than Bristol Palin hiding a sausage on the benchseat of Levi's pick 'em up.

BTWBFDIMHO December 6, 2010 at 5:03 pm

Commonsense conservative values: make people laugh when trying to be serious and vice-versa.

xsluggo December 6, 2010 at 6:23 pm

Which of her brothers is Tripp? The slow one, or the slower one who just got out of the Army? I’m confusiated.

Neoyorquino December 6, 2010 at 7:22 pm

Shes projecting. Odds are that she posts on FB whenever she comes up for air from being ears-deep in Mons Veneris.

Neilist December 6, 2010 at 8:07 pm

"[C]omedian Margaret Cho . . . ."

This must be a use of "comedian" Previously Unknown to Western Science.

I mean, aren't "comedians" supposed to be . . . well . . .funny?

Neilist December 6, 2010 at 8:11 pm

Oh, and when it comes to "naked lesbians": Are we talking about the Young, Hot, Skinny, Cranked Up On Blow Margaret Cho?

Or the Old, Ugly/Bitter, FAT, Downers & Gin Margaret Cho?

(You know, the Margaret Cho referred to as "The Next Korean War"?)

Thedongsofwar December 6, 2010 at 9:01 pm

STOP MAKING FUN OF YOUR MOM'S ACCENT, MS CHO!

iburl December 6, 2010 at 9:19 pm

Which Palin is the most likely to go to jail first? Brisket? Geometry? Puddles? Saskatoon? Fiddlesticks?

OldRedneck December 6, 2010 at 9:22 pm

Well, speaking as an OLD redneck, I don't understand all the references to "KD Lang" and the "Indigo Girls." I mean, are they anything like MD 20/20 or a Bull 40?

But, then, I'm a REALLY OLD redneck and about the only excitement in my life is rolling a fat boy now and then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm34ZLlIvQg

JackObin December 6, 2010 at 9:57 pm

How exactly is the gummit "interfering in the life" of this Palin halfwit? She should just state what's on her tiny mind, to wit: "We don't wanna give no money to the negroes".

Negropolis December 6, 2010 at 11:32 pm

All girls and women should aspire to have the high "family values" of the Palins. You know, with Tripp's meth-headed grandma, his other grifting grandma, his flunkie father, his loose mother, his foul-mouthed auntie, his…well, you get the point.

Bristol should really demand that her mother's publicist stop posting shit in her name. That's only assumming Bristol doesn't know or cares.

exitBxC December 7, 2010 at 12:37 am

Well, Bristol Plain is funnier Margret Cho. A shame Bristol isn't trying.

__kth__ December 7, 2010 at 3:35 pm

In fairness, any posts with compound sentences are nearly certain not to have actually been written by Palin family members.

MildMidwesterner December 6, 2010 at 1:17 pm

Yeah, George Carlin's "7 Dirty Words" routine doesn't pack much of a punch on this site.

LionelHutzEsq December 6, 2010 at 1:18 pm

And yet our great leaders are staying silent about the great pee-off. Where is wikileaks when you need them?

The interesting thing I that I looked at the posting history of one of our trolls here, and she had no great posts, and in fact was getting negative fisting even at Brietbart's site, and yet she still had a decent amount of pee. How does that make sense. Unless Intensedebate has been taken over by the Teaparty…..

Oh well, I didn't lose much in the great pee-off, and I probably wouldn't care other than I was this close to being pee'd on 100 times. Now I'm just going to have to work my money maker all over again. Blah!

Not_So_Much December 6, 2010 at 1:23 pm

I wondered as well. I normally prefer to sit in a much larger puddle of my own wonk-pee.

Crank_Tango December 6, 2010 at 1:23 pm

also this shit is crashy as fuck.

LetUsBray December 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm

I'm already getting to the age when I worry about pees fairly often. You get used to it.

Not_So_Much December 6, 2010 at 1:25 pm

Did the Koch brothers just buy Intense Debate? No pee for us until they get some fucking tax breaks! Poor bastards…

user-of-owls December 6, 2010 at 3:04 pm

Is this the Wonkette equivalent of a Spartacus moment?

BaldarTFlagass December 6, 2010 at 1:25 pm

Look again!!

StillGoinGreen December 6, 2010 at 1:34 pm

I spent 30p on a comment about China, FUCKING China! For 30p, I could eat for a week in China!

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Hey, I lost seven whole points! Seven! And still have five more to go to get back to where I was!

MuslinMosk December 6, 2010 at 2:05 pm

WHAT IS THIS TRICKERY

StillGoinGreen December 6, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Story of my life…

BarryOPotter December 6, 2010 at 2:34 pm

Truer words, F la Volpe, truer words…

HateMachine December 6, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Your pee is DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

MuslinMosk December 6, 2010 at 2:24 pm

WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU HAVE MORE PEE THAN ME NOW I HATE YOU WESLEY

BarryOPotter December 6, 2010 at 2:32 pm

Hey! Commas, are people, too, and deserve, some respect, like KD Lang would give you at an Indigo Girls concert, were your last name Cho, or were you an adept exploiter, of the Canardian Calculus.

StillGoinGreen December 6, 2010 at 2:38 pm

I think it coincidental that China and Russia decide not to use the American buck dollar as their currency of trade anymore – and our pee drops dramatically!! Ken has been leveraging our pee against the dollar is all I'm sayin.

Jason_inthe_Peg December 6, 2010 at 2:45 pm

"Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat." Bertrand Russell

StillGoinGreen December 6, 2010 at 2:52 pm

"Commonsense politics and conservative values" are the calculus of the great right wing canard they call "the Tea Party".

P.S. I only replied to you so that we here at teh Wonkette can show that we support all comers – even those with far less pee than ourselves.

Pithaughn December 6, 2010 at 3:02 pm

Or that a bowling ball falls faster than a BB. I thought Galileo put the common sense idtards in their place a long time ago?

Jason_inthe_Peg December 6, 2010 at 2:57 pm

I hope to one day have great amounts of pee. Although I do not fully understand how one amasses pee.

StillGoinGreen December 6, 2010 at 3:04 pm

Having been up and down the ladder of pee thrice now, all I can figure is it is somewhat like that show, "Whose Line is it Anyway" – everyone gets a million points, and the points don't matter. I don't know who has their finger on the bladder, but the "thumbs up" thingy doesn't seem to have any effect on your pees.

user-of-owls December 6, 2010 at 3:31 pm

I don't care either. None of us do. That's why we continue to tell each other that we don't care, again and again.

V572625694 December 6, 2010 at 4:47 pm

In the long run, all breasts are good.

GuanoFaucet December 6, 2010 at 4:49 pm

Ha! Exactly. I didn't realize how much of my self-worth was wrapped up in this damned p-score until it went to shit the other day.

V572625694 December 6, 2010 at 5:14 pm

The p-algorithms are known only to the lords of IntenseDebate. Even Esteemed Editor Ken got down-pee'ed the other day. I was thisclose to a three-figure p-score when the shitstorm hit us all.

Not that I care, of course.

LocalGirlMakesGoo December 6, 2010 at 8:10 pm

I laughed, but then realised I didn't get the reference. Is that the Disney town?

glamourdammerung December 6, 2010 at 11:38 pm

The one the asshole that owned Domino's Pizza built in order to have a fundie compound.

SorosBot December 6, 2010 at 11:55 pm

Domino's pisses me, because I wish I could boycott them but their "pizza" tastes like cardboard covered with melted plastic so I would never eat it anyway.

Negropolis December 7, 2010 at 1:21 am

They got chased out of Michigan. The school, that is. Domino's headquarters (Dominos Farms – which, BTW, is one of the coolest corporate headquarters you'll find) is still here in Ann Arbor of all places.

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