America loves fighting terrorists so much, it likes to create as many as it can so it can keep on fighting. And that is annoying American Muslims, who cannot go about their day worshipping God without being annoyed by at least one FBI agent trying to lure them into joining jihad. One such agent, Craig Monteilh, an ex-con who did the job for “$177,000, tax-free, in 15 months,” until too many Muslims reported him to the FBI, says that the FBI told him his job was to infiltrate mosques and date Muslim women because “Islam is a threat to our national security.” At this point, American Muslims just have to assume that anyone talking about extremism works for the FBI, is trying to entrap them and is best left ignored. Hooray for making us less safe and trying to impede people from exercising their freedom of religion!
Monteilh did not like that he lost his job after it had become too obvious what was happening, and the FBI decided they needed new blood. They were worried that their ex-employee would go to the media, so they had him sign a non-disclosure agreement, in exchange for $25,000 in cash. But Monteilh went to jail soon after, because he was a goddamn ex-con and did a little grand-theft, so he apparently no longer cares about said agreement.
FBI tactics were already a sensitive issue at the Irvine mosque, a stucco, two-story building that draws as many as 2,000 people for Friday prayers. With tensions rising between law enforcement and Muslims over allegations of FBI surveillance, J. Stephen Tidwell, then head of the FBI’s Los Angeles office, spoke at the mosque in June 2006.
“If we’re going to mosques to come to services, we will tell you,” he said, according to a video of his speech. “. . . The FBI will tell you we’re coming for the very reason that we don’t want you to think you’re being monitored. We would come only to learn.”
Guess which mosque Monteilh secretly infiltrated and surveilled. JUST GUESS.
Worshipers noticed that Monteilh often left his keys around the mosque, said Hussam Ayloush, executive director of the Los Angeles chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, who speaks often at the mosque.
“It seemed strange to people,” Ayloush said.
Inside the car remote on the bundle of keys was a microphone that recorded Muslims at the mosque, in their homes and at a local gym. Monteilh, who told people he was a fitness trainer, used the gym to seek out Muslim men.
Your tax dollars are paying ex-cons to track down American Muslims, try to teach them Tae-Bo, and attempt to give them cars and money to accept fake bombs. Congratulations. [WP]







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And the spirit of COINTELPRO lives on, and J. Edgar Hoover smiles up from hell.
"Abdul set me up … I shouldn't have come up here … goddamn Abdul!"
Wasn't there a time, albeit long ago, when the FBI provided the Communist Party USA with the gist of its dues-paying members? As Casey Stengel would say, does anyone around here know how to play this game?
Are you suggesting that the mosques in question should figure out how to use the undercover FBI agents as steady sources of income?
"One such agent, Craig Monteilh, an ex-con who did the job for “$177,000, tax-free, in 15 months,” until too many Muslims reported him to the FBI, says that the FBI told him his job was to infiltrate mosques and date Muslim women because “Islam is a threat to our national security.” "
Did the FBI finally run out of super clean cut, extremely repressed, non-felon, true believers to fill it's ranks? As bad as those guys can be, I'm kind of hoping they move back in that direction.
As I've said repeatedly since the first time I heard it in the 60's; "The three most overrated things in the world: Home Cooking, Home Fucking and the FBI."
Ain't this country awesome?
What the hell, I'll say it: "DEATH TO AMERICA!!!"
Keep on Rockin' in the Free World.
If you don't like the terrorist news, go out and make some of your own
This dude went to a lot of trouble just to date brown women. I'm sure eHarmony has a 'prefers Muslim women' checkbox.
But eHarmony isn't paying anyone $177,000 (tax free!) to date brown women.
Au contraire. How do you think Dr. Neil Clark Warren is acquiring his amateur fetish porn?
From what I've heard, a Muslim has as much of a chance of getting on eHarmony as a black man being elected the Grand Wizard of The Ku Klux Klan.
While it's not true that all Muslims are terrorists, it is true that nearly all Muslim terrorists are FBI moles.
I don't want to go all French on you, but *agent provocateur* would probably be a more appropriate term.
I bet the ladies love it when you go all French.
Did you even bother to take the Galoise out of your mouth before you said that , Mr. Francy pants!?
I bet he calls his carhole a "garage."
So Monteilh had to date Muslim women because of national security? That's interesting. I wonder what he told his girl/boyfriend?
In other news, I need to have creme brulee and capuccino for breakfast, served by a muscular young half-naked man, for national security.
You are a true patriot.
"date Muslim women"
I have a package that's about to explode…. in my pants.
I'm using that one.
Would recommend not trying it out while being groped by the TSA.
Geoff Petersen, is that you? If so it's good to see another robot around here.
I do now know this Mr. Peterson of whom you speak, nor why he misspells "Jeff."
Because he was named by a Scotsman, and: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoff_Petersen
It's a great day in America.
No exploding package for Geoff, it's still tied up in customs
The FBI needs to drop by the local community college and take a another class on sneaky. This, we're not monitoring you accept they are is getting really, really old. Besides the only people that fall for that are retards, aka, conservatives.
Mr. Bank Vault Manager guy, I'm not robbing you I am just removing the money for safe keeping. All is well. All is well
The United Stasi Of America, Federal Bureau of Incompetence.
How much do they pay to date Latinas? I hear they're the new brown, and I'm willing, for God, Country and a paycheck, to infiltrate Salma Hayek.
The FBI doesn't care about them. Try talking to Immigration or Border Patrol.
ICE ICE baby.
Too cold. Too cold.
You know what's cold? The Ross Robinson produced re-recording of that legendary single.
But Salma's a two-fer: Not only is the Mexican half of her trying to steal our best lawn-mowing and lettuce jobs, but her Lebanese half wants to blow us all up. She's the perfect sleeper agent! I know this for a fact because every straight guy and bi girl I know would love to sleep with her.
"Sleeper agent"
Well played, sir or madam; well played.
I would so infiltrate that! Shakira, too, very infiltrate-able.
She's also half Arab and half Latina.
There is something about that combination, rare as it is, yet, behold the results, in these two, Salma, and Shakira.
I volunteer to thoroughly surveil and disarm J-Lo's rear hatch. If an explosion is imminent, I will bravely jump on it.
For the troops, for the children (as they are our future, such as) or just for the sheer joy of patriotism? Personally, I'd do it to keep the dream (that 40-something white guys still have options) alive.
Speaking of Selma, and I the only one that thinks her BFF, Penelope Cruz, looks like a duck? I mean, a sexy duck as sexy ducks go, but still very much a duck.
Okay, inducing/entrapping dubious muslins to talking about terrorist attacks, and then arresting them, may not reduce the number of terrorist attacks. It might even increase that number. But it's really, really good for the performance ratings of the FBI agents who "capture" (entrap) all these "terrorists" (losers looking for a quick buck). So what's the problem?
True story: on 11 September 2001, one office of the FBI had a picture of Mohammed Atta they wanted to get to another office. In the Year of Our Lord 2001, the Federal Bureau of Investigation had no electronic way to do this.
It's hard to understand the way the FBI can keep both its own monstrous incompetence and its enormous self-regard in its collective head at the same time. They probably would've been Wikileaked by now, except they don't have their email working yet.
Entrapping these losers is also very good for being able to make the announcement, "Hey we've caught another terrorist! See, the FBI is good at its job, and America is just filled with Muslim terrorists, so be very afraid and you totally need to let the TSA look at your naked body!"
the fbi: full-blooded incompetence, getting it wrong till somebody gets it right,
Is it any surprise Louis Freeh was the Republicans's favourite in the Clinton Administration?
Further, that Janet Reno loathed him, & likewise, the GOP loathed her?
(Full disclosure: Janet Reno is my favourite Executive Officer in my lifetime.)
This reminds me of all the incompetence with trying to take Castro out. It is amazing that we are not the laughing stock of the entire world…oh, wait.
Self licking ice cream cone.
"…used the gym to seek out Muslim men."
Shoulda tried Craigslist.
Is there a way to go to the gym and not seek out Muslim men? Once you go brown, you can't resist the temptation
Sufi-heads.
Craig Monteilh, an ex-con who did the job for “$177,000, tax-free, in 15 months
I went to school for 20 years, earn about half what this guy made, and pay taxes. Stupid me, I should have just gone to jail.
Doesn't that just make you so mad? Doesn't that just make you… want to commit an act of international terrorism?
(Note: this message may be from an undercover FBI agent, for quality assurance purposes.)
Well, I'm not sure sporadic-to-regular prison-rape is worth $177,000 tax-free dollars, but to each his or her own, I guess.
At first, I read this as Cory Monteith, who's the boring, dumb-but-nice guy on Glee.
If you've ever seen interviews with the guy in reality, he's just as dumb-but-nice. Let's just say he's not character-acting in that role. lol
Speaking of paranoids and the people that love them, I got a nice chuckle out of this morning's Number One Most Read story on Fox:
Visited Porn? Browser Flaw Secretly Bares All
Remember that W only kept one agency/cabinet holdover from Clinton: Judge Whatshisname, the head of the FBI, because the Judge hated Clinton. Eventually he had to go and was replaced by Mueller, because the Judge was so obviously incompetent it embarrassed even W, impossible as it is to imagine. Maybe the Judge could come back to restore the reputation of the FBI.
My favorite Louis Freeh moment was the press conference where he personally announced his greatest success at spy-catching: Robert Hanssen, who was the FBI's own chief of counterintelligence. It's like having a press conference to announce your wife has been sleeping with the mailman, and all your kids are not really yours.
Norman Mineta is hurt by this.
Secretaries of Transportation are people, too!
I defer to the gentleperson with 81p.
You might want to re-think that assertion if you were to read anything from the incumbent Secretary of Pure Pork, Ray "La" Hood. A stone idiot, and in a neck-and-neck race with Janet "Na" Palitano for the Stupidest Cabinet Member title.
What kind of piercing is a "La"?
I thought Ray was going to be a total disaster, but the guy is good at handing out transit money, and I definitely appreciate that here in the Great Lakes. His's as dumb as a box of rocks, but damnit if this Republican isn't trigger-happy with the doling out of the national purse.
Napolitano is definitely a dud of a pick, and worst yet, picking her put jan Brewer in power. I don't know what the hell Obama was thinking with that one. Actually, a lot of his cabinet is something less than stellar, and the ones that are stellar are regulated to administration closets. I mean, where the hell is Steven Chu lately? Honestly, has anyone seen him? They probably need to go check on the poor guy to make sure he's still among the living.
SorosBot is spot-on over the Hoooover sucking sound in this clandestine operation. Back in the 60s when the FeeBees were trying to infiltrate those despicable peacenik hippies, Opus' favorite flaming queen would not give on part of the FBI dress code. So the FeeBs grew long hair, beards, wore tattered jeans with flags sown on the ass, but wore their sandals with over-the-calf stockings held securely in place by menz sock garters. Obs no one noticed 'cause the FBI is just so smooth when they are being sneakie-poo.
Another reason no one noticed has to do with substance abuse.
Needz moar Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Spy vs Spy fail
This is needlessly complicated. Just waterboard them all and see who admits to being a terrorist. Probably find a mess of them, for America. It would create a lot of jobs and … brb, getting tased.
How many Wonkette commenters are FBI infiltrators?
How many are not?
In hindsight, the real question is how many editors are FBI infiltrators.
Where do you think Layne got the money to buy-out Nick Denton?
And what do they pay these agents to spend all day here laughing and getting drunk? I'd rather infiltrate chicks for my country, but this would be a cool gig.
Ha ha ha, that's very snarky of you, Guppy! Teh buttsechs is good news for John McCain!!!!1! We are not infiltrators, no siree, just a fun bunch of liberal, oversexed alcoholics with potty mouths! We wear these socks and garters only for hipster ironic reasons, for freedom! Also.
Certainly not me. By the way, this news really pisses me off; doesn't it really make you angry too? Maybe even angry enough to go blow something up in protest?
I've got about $177,000 of mad on the boil.
Wouldn't it make a lot more sense to send in guys who act like they'd be willing to take someone ELSE up on an offer of joining their "legit" terrorist cell? Otherwise you're just arresting a bunch of dumb potential foot soldiers, while the real guys keep fuckin' that mission.
My eyes are rolling straight out of their sockets.
I fear the FBI and their l33t Pimpx0rz agents.
I leave my keys lying around my house of worship all the time, so I could work as a covert FBI agent, too. Assuming the FBI suspects the Episcopalians are up to something.
Haha, 'Episcopalian Extremists,' that's not something you hear about every day.
I used to get Extreme-ly anxious when we'd pass the peace.
There's an article on this mook in the OC Weekly: http://www.ocweekly.com/2009-04-30/news/craig-mon...
He just flat out made up shit; even his handlers thought he was lying. And, his chatter about jihad freaked out the mosque so much that they got a restraining order. Good job, feds. GOOD FUCKING JOB.
another reason why not to date FBI agents.
The FBI is the retarded brother of the CIA.
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