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LEAKS

December 3, 2010

Ron Paul Hoping To Get Assassinated With Julian Assange

by Jack Stuef  

“In a free society we’re supposed to know the truth,” Paul said. “In a society where truth becomes treason, then we’re in big trouble. And now, people who are revealing the truth are getting into trouble for it.”

“This whole notion that Assange, who’s an Australian, that we want to prosecute him for treason. I mean, aren’t they jumping to a wild conclusion?” he added. “This is media, isn’t it? I mean, why don’t we prosecute The New York Times or anybody that releases this?”

Don’t give Krauthammer ideas, Doctor. [Politico]

{ 47 comments }

bagofmice December 3, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Ron Paul is just stone cold Assamging around in his blimp.

SorosBot December 3, 2010 at 3:49 pm

So this is Paul's second stopped clock moment for 2010.

petejayhawk December 4, 2010 at 2:22 pm

Which, you know, strangely makes perfect sense (stopped clock, twice a day, etc.)…

LionelHutzEsq December 3, 2010 at 3:50 pm

What, we can't prosecute foreign nationals for treason? What has this country come to?

bagofmice December 3, 2010 at 3:51 pm

Depends on the country.

LionelHutzEsq December 3, 2010 at 4:53 pm

Well, we can still lock them up in CIA prisons, can't we? I mean, we still get to have a little fun, right?

zhubajie December 3, 2010 at 5:59 pm

That IS probably what will happen to him, while we are distracted by the question, is Sarah Pee's latest kid really Willow's bastard?

ttommyunger December 3, 2010 at 10:29 pm

Prosecute? No. Kidnap, rendition, torture and hold indefinitely without trial? Fuck Yeah!

jim89048 December 3, 2010 at 3:57 pm

If they go after Assange, what's to protect ol' Murdoch? Aside from his billions of p-points, that is?

GOPCrusher December 3, 2010 at 4:02 pm

I guess Ron Paul can forget about a seat on the Investigating Foreign Citizens for Anti-American Activities Committee.

V572625694 December 3, 2010 at 5:09 pm

I thought he was that committee.

charlesdegoal December 3, 2010 at 4:06 pm

Ron is not at all up on the news: we want to prosecute Assange for failing to use a condom, not for bringing down the American Empire. He is also suspected of having jaywalked.

SexySmurf December 3, 2010 at 4:21 pm

And drinking a Four Loko and guessing Sarah Palin's passwords.

V572625694 December 3, 2010 at 5:09 pm

He's got several books overdue at the Brisbane Public Library, as well.

LetUsBray December 3, 2010 at 11:23 pm

On top of which, word is that he'll be charged with removing the tag that says "Do not remove under penalty of law" from his mattress.

transfatz December 4, 2010 at 12:23 am

Enough, I've heard enough. It's Gitmo for him. After all, he's already been convicted in the "Court Of Wonkette" for inciting threesome envy.

Negropolis December 4, 2010 at 1:06 am

I saw Julian dancing with Sarah Goode before a caldron in the pale moonlight.

I also saw him do a rolling stop at a stop sign.

edgydrifter December 3, 2010 at 4:16 pm

Ron Paul, "shocker" apologist.

OkieDokieDog December 3, 2010 at 4:18 pm

Can't wait for the tweet from the twitter of that twat Sarah Palin, about this.

SexySmurf December 3, 2010 at 4:22 pm

Ron Paul just assassinated proper grammar.

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 3, 2010 at 4:23 pm

This is all a ploy by Swedish condom manufacturers and marketers to get some free publicity in the crowded marketplace.

zhubajie December 3, 2010 at 6:01 pm

Were they using cheap condoms smuggled from Russia?

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 3, 2010 at 6:27 pm

Would could go wrong!

transfatz December 4, 2010 at 12:30 am

To your post's credit, two Swedish girls do constitute "a crowded marketplace".

mumbly_joe December 4, 2010 at 5:02 pm

The problem with Swedish condoms is that they actually just give you the parts, and you have to assemble them yourself at home.

Which is a problem because, limited time window, etc.

Jason_inthe_Peg December 6, 2010 at 3:15 pm

Those exploded diagrams are a bitch.

Redhead December 3, 2010 at 4:24 pm

"And now, people who are revealing the truth are getting into trouble for it."

But before, those people who were revealing the truth about Rand Paul and Aqua Buddha, well they weren't playing fair and that was different.

V572625694 December 3, 2010 at 5:11 pm

Wonder how Congressman Doctor Paul would feel about having his AmEx bill published on line. Or the contents of his browser cache. Or the bus schedule of his grandchildren.

What an ass. Governments have to have secrets.

revmod December 4, 2010 at 3:15 am

WikiLeaks has Ron Paul's AmEx bill? Oh, this should be good… I hope it doesn't get lost in all the cablegate stuff.

bagofmice December 6, 2010 at 5:46 am

Yeah, you need to have secrets, but secrets should be expensive in a democracy. If it costs a million dollars to keep the precise design of a nuclear weapon a secret, we should pay the cost. If it costs a million dollars to keep the fact that "Gadaffi likes the ladies" a secret…. Well, is it REALLY worth a million dollars? Really?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Household_income_in_...Most Americans make roughly 25k. a year. They might pay almost 5k a year in federal taxes. This means in order to secure the secret that "Gadaffi likes the ladies", we have to take the entire tax revenue of 200 average americans to dedicate to this cause. Secret Kept.

V572625694 December 6, 2010 at 10:07 am

The main secret gummint needs to keep is that it isn’t awfully good at government. They’ll pay anything to keep that secret.

horsedreamer_1 December 3, 2010 at 4:29 pm

Shorter Ron &/or Rand Paul: "Leaks are accidents, no? Those things happen".

imissopus December 4, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Funny, Krauthammer says the same thing.

widestanceroman December 3, 2010 at 4:31 pm

Is that foreshadowing of a Krauthammer post (complete with the beer can chicken body)? We need a little Krauthammer, just a little Krauthammer–just this very minute.

zhubajie December 3, 2010 at 6:02 pm

Do Kraptauer and Paul ever meet on the same TV show? Debate? Come to blows?

MadBrahms December 3, 2010 at 6:03 pm

I'm sure another batch of his crippling wit will come rolling in any minute now.

metamarcisf December 5, 2010 at 5:13 pm

A Krauthammer-less Wonkette is something I just won't stand for.

SudsMcKenzie December 3, 2010 at 4:43 pm

Speaking Teabagging to Power !!1

x111e7thst December 3, 2010 at 4:44 pm

In a world where Ron Paul makes more sense than most politicians………………………..

zhubajie December 3, 2010 at 6:03 pm

Exactly what I was thinking….

zhubajie December 3, 2010 at 8:51 pm

Maybe Ron Paul should offer Assange asylum in his office? Or in Texas?

ttommyunger December 3, 2010 at 10:32 pm

Ron and Julian sitting in a tree: K-I-S-S-I-N-G…. Without a rubber.

Negropolis December 4, 2010 at 1:09 am

Does anyone know if they teach that you can impregnate a girl by kissing her at Catholic school?

ttommyunger December 4, 2010 at 8:26 pm

From what I hear, you can get your ass lashed within an inch of your life by even mentioning kissing at a Catholic School; unless it's kissing one of the Holy Fathers, of course.

inedal December 4, 2010 at 7:06 am

ron paul aint so bad- he is not against legalizing weed. real libertarians are also

webmasterforumu December 4, 2010 at 3:39 pm

Thanks…

exitBxC December 5, 2010 at 11:45 am

This would set the precedent for a Sean Hannity public flogging, just sayin?

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