- Michele Bachmann and Steve King stood up for the antebellum south, who have been totally ignored since that runaway Kenyan slave became president.
- Perfect virgin Bristol Palin memorized some new vocabulary words to defend her honor against the ruler of Dictionopolis, Keith Olbermann.
- The elite state of science reporting was threatened by ignorant bloggers who only care about Area 51 and Lizard Men.
- Wonkette’s newest feature, Wonkileaks, channeled the glorious Julian Assange to shine a cleansing light onto the shadowy world of Defense Department initialisms.
- Eric Cantor caught onto the gay agenda plot to destroy Christmas via the most dark-sided Antichrist mode of expression, art.
- America’s clementine, John Boehner, had a diaper-baby tantrum because depriving millionaires of their vacation yachts is the excrement of common domesticated fowl.
- Some sly money changers decided to build an ark in Kentucky of all places, using tax payer funds to fleece believers and heathens alike out of their hard-earned billionaire tax breaks.
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i'm glad nothing important happened this week.
I for one, welcome our arsenic-based overlords.
Monday I had 89pees, today 57pees. Fucking great week!
(When you are old, you want less pee)
Got-damn Obama is taxin' our pee!
Other way around for me; now that I'm old, I'm peeing more!
Me too. You know those pills they advertise on the evening news? I take 'em all.
And go get 'em at CanadaDrugs.com.
More often, maybe. More, doubtful.
Really, No mention of the fact that intense debate completely devalued the collective sense of self-worth of all the wonketeers? Was there a more significant event than that in the last week?
Never forget!
Loose Pee-a film by Dylan Avery.
C-SPAN needs to start a new channel dedicated only to Bachmann and King making complete asses of themselves… C-STUPID is a little too obvious.
C-SPAM?
How about C-CUNT, and no, I don't stutter.
"America's clementine" FTW!
so, uh…butseks?
Well, that's one way to stay virgo intacta. Is that was what all the screaming was about, when the neighbors called the cops?
LOL yes, that is one way, and I have heard it is quite popular in some, uh circles.
But I was just trying to change the subject to something more pleasant…
Governor Steve Beshear has gone on an ark tangent and joined the Ark Encounter LLC. Hope he enjoys hanging with those hyperbolic functionaries. So it
coshgoes.Is that a Trig reference?
And I'll bet most of these simpletons don't know this:
Noah (Nuh) is one of the five principal prophets of Islam. References are scattered through the Qur'an, with the fullest account in surah Hud (11:27–51). As a prophet, Noah preached to his people, but with little success; only "a few"[11:40] of them converted (traditionally thought to be seventy).
So Noah's p score wasn't so hot either. I feel a sense of relief.
off topic: just got porno-scanned for the first time, but no reach around.
hope someone 'remote' had a good laugh and/or orgasm, though.
The Smithsonian's National Portrait Gallery has removed a video exhibit portraying the suffering of an AIDS victim, the Joint Chiefs think putting DADT out of my misery is going to be sooooooooooo impossibly hard. These people just need to up their intake of mercury.
I would like to take this moment to demand the resignations of Steve King of Iowa and Michele Bachmann of Minnesota for being too stupid to breathe and treason (1861 style).
Reps. King and Bachmann support an idea that cost their states 13,000 and 2,500 dead respectively, to defeat. Minnesota was the first state to offer a regiment to preserve the Union and sent several more, all of which fought with great distinction. The First Minnesota suffered 89% casualties at Gettysburg and helped stop two major charges against the Federal positions. If you can read the inscription on their monument at Gettysburg without being in awe of such men, then you're a Bachmann supporter, I guess.
As the boys of the First Minnesota might say: DEATH TO TRAITORS!
Off topic, but I want to note this: I went away for Thanksgiving and returned to find my p score down from 84 to 77. I don't comment anywhere else with this system. I'm collecting negative p simply for failing to comment? Do writers actually accrue p just for the mere fact that they post a lot, not because someone enjoyed it? I'm not going to start posting silly things just to collect p, but I have to say I'm tempted to reply "Trucknutz!" to every single thread just to see what happens.
Ebb and flow, wax and wain. The Intensedebate giveth, and it taketh away. Great circle of life and all that. I dropped 43 points overnight. I was going to go on a murderous rampage, but instead I asked myself "what would Alvin Greene do?" Then I released my negative energy with a gut-felt "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and all was well.
As far as I know, everyone lost some pee; I lost about 15 points. I don't know if trolls are doing it, or if it's a WordPress issue.
It's quantitative easing. Once you learn to relax your sphyncter, it gets easier.
My pee was halved when I started commenting again. Teh intensedebatez has a truly mysterious algorithm.
This is like when Steven King wrote the Bachman Books, right?
Giant babies invaded Congress in 1790, I'm afraid. I wish the current crew would beat each other with pokers or fight duels, like their illustrious (!) predecessors!
I could get behind that duel idea. Let's see who is really willing to support their corporate masters!
Should feel left out/stupid but do not, that is, no more than usual: don't know what a P score is. Please don't tell me, I do not give a fuck.
Posted the Ark piece on my FB, when a rightard read my comment about Noah screaming "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking Ark!" he was highly offended. He called it "ugly, in a bad way." I replied that I was intrigued about the possibility of a "good" ugly and asked him to enlighten me. No reply as of now. You just can't please some people.
I'm sure if he'd allow himself to admit it, he knows exactly what a good ugly would be since he probably does things to himself, or have things done to him, that "hurt so good." if you know what I'm talking about.
BTW, nice reference to Snakes on a Plane. I can see Noah saying that line, right now.
Surely he knows what the Holy Spirit told to St. Peter, "what G-d has created, you should not call unclean"?
You're right. Nobody knows ugly like a self-righteous hypocrite.
Some people will tell you that when the Ark sprang a leak, one of the snakes plugged it with his tail.
Ahh yes, the wonderful world of the child-like mind. Who needs reality when such grand fables are so available?
This is a folk legend of the Yezidis, a semi-pagan group in Iraq. It supposedly explains why they have a snake carved on the wall of their main shrine.
Reality is hard to discover, anyway. A couple pints of beer, like last night, and my reality changes.
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