LIVING LEGENDS  12:05 pm December 3, 2010

‘Palinman’ Back Stalking Sarah Palin On Her Book Tour

by Jack Stuef


Hey, it’s everyone’s favorite superhero, “The Palinman!” It’s that time again, when Sarah Palin fans have saved up enough Social Security to make their annual pilgrimage to sit outside a bookstore for days for the right to buy a book from that woman who is just like them except she’s on the teevee. Palinman, however, has the strength of ten pathetic Sarah Palin fans, so he is going to multiple signings to be with his brethren.

So here is Palinman at a Costco or whatever, with some very excited children:

And here are some other fans at the Costco, who have trouble explaining why they like Sarah Palin:

And here’s another video of Palin fans:

Fake! [YouTube]

 
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Oblios_Cap December 3, 2010 at 12:07 pm

$arah:

"G__d D___n your black heart, you ought to have it torn out of you, you u____ s_____ of a b_____. You and McCain has no sense. You k_____ his a____ and he is a d_____d fool for letting you do it."

Chet Kincaid December 3, 2010 at 12:41 pm

Ha! Some brave Congressperson should rise in that august body and amplify The People's Voices by inserting a compendium of Wonkette comments about Snowbilly into the Congressional Record. The collected creativity, ingenuity and inventive use of invective would also make great filibuster material.

LocalGirlMakesGoo December 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm

It may be due to all of the vodka I've had this morning, but reading the words "rise in that august body" gave me a serious girl boner.

SophistFCD December 3, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Oooh, I love madlibs!

Grizzled Datsun your black heart, you ought to have it torn out of you, you unshriven spaniard of a brisket. You and McCain has no sense. You kibbutz his asbestos and he is a delineated fool for letting you do it

Fun times.

mookwrthwilson December 3, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Ugh…there goes breakfast…

Crank_Tango December 3, 2010 at 12:08 pm

I'm not clicking on any of those.

Kidneys4Sale December 3, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Rarely am I so happy that the IT department does such a fine job blocking video content.

It strikes me, though, that every time I experience this particular relief, it's because I've been saved from the mental/anal depredations of the Wonkette staff.

WarAndGee December 3, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Me neither.

The last time I did that a cow orker (Yes I said cow orker) said she didn't know I was a Palin fan too.

I chuckled and said, "I'm not."

"Then why are you watching it?" she replied suspiciously.

"Because Sarah Palin's fraudulent bumper sticker slogan approach to complex issues , coupled with her mismatched ego compared to her trashy underachieving past, wrapped in the vapid pop culture stupidity that seems to be appealing to your ilk fucking blows my mind. That why!" was what I thought.

But Instead I replied with, "Do you like unicorns?"

"Yes," she said.

Rarian Rakista December 3, 2010 at 1:28 pm

Unicorn fat tastes sweet like an invalid child's mortal soul.

ManchuCandidate December 3, 2010 at 12:10 pm

There's just a "mild" undertone of fapfapfap going on there.

SorosBot December 3, 2010 at 12:10 pm

ts;dw (Too stupid, didn't watch).

horsedreamer_1 December 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm

I hope Palinman got a visit from Trojanman before initiating sexual congress.

Cleanse the gene-pool.

Chet Kincaid December 3, 2010 at 1:11 pm

I've always thought "Sexual Congress" would be a great title for a Hollywood Babylon-style scandal tome/catalog about the Capitol.

Oblios_Cap December 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm

Damn! That letter that got Rep. Thomas L. Blanton censured in 1921 still works pretty well today.

Apparently, back then, ugly was considered to be profane.

BTWBFDIMHO December 3, 2010 at 12:12 pm

Palinperipathetic.

Lascauxcaveman December 3, 2010 at 12:19 pm

Greetings, fellow word-nerd!

DustBowlBlues December 3, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Alliterative and funny. Bravo. Brava. Whichever you are, Mr/Mr. AODNLAKHDOID,

Very excellent wordplay.

Katydid December 3, 2010 at 12:38 pm

Why is your avatar yelling at me???!?!

edgydrifter December 3, 2010 at 12:12 pm

You know, if Palinman really, REALLY lurved Sarah as much as he claims he does, he would want to wear her skin as a robe. I mean, that's obvious, right? I refuse to respect this half-assed camp follower until he starts walking his talk.

PS: I have a really excellent knife he can borrow.

Chet Kincaid December 3, 2010 at 1:20 pm

It puts the lipstick on the pig, or it won't get any grift!!!

jus_wonderin December 3, 2010 at 2:34 pm

I am looking for a knife that is strong enough to pierce between the second and third vertebrosternal ribs, yet is long enough to puncture the heart.

Buzz Feedback December 3, 2010 at 12:13 pm

$21.49 for 7000 rolls of TP? Fukking grocery inflation.

DustBowlBlues December 3, 2010 at 12:33 pm

I'm still chafed from last time I used a page of her "book" after taking a number two.

OC_Surf_Serf December 3, 2010 at 12:13 pm

Okay…I watched part of the last one. Very sweet, cute little creatures.

Too damn hard to shoot from a 'copter, so one must bludgeon with a club…

FNMA December 3, 2010 at 1:46 pm

"How can you shoot women and children?"
"Easy. You just don't lead them as much."

StillGoinGreen December 3, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Tengu December 3, 2010 at 12:13 pm

Um dude, it's not spelled 'posse'.

Barbara_i December 3, 2010 at 12:14 pm

I wonder if he's going to bring her a severed human head as a sign of his affection? He can just line up and look like the other people from the bar scene in Star Wars.
Thanks a lot, BITCHES! Now I can't get a tomato at Costco this weekend.

V572625694 December 3, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Don't go to Costco. It's evil, no matter how cheap the toilet paper is. Not as evil as Walmart, okay, but it's still artfully manipulating you in a hundred ways to buy more shit than you need.

Barbara_i December 3, 2010 at 1:43 pm

My cat agrees with your cat.

Rotundo_ December 3, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Every retail outlet is artfully manipulating us in a hundred ways to buy more shit than we need. If they aren't they're called a co-op or are some guy selling LCD teevees out of the back of his van real cheap. Though I'd buy from Van Dude before I'd buy from Wal-Mart.

Lascauxcaveman December 3, 2010 at 12:15 pm

What a rich and fulfilling life this man leads!

OkieDokieDog December 3, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Slutty Sock Monkey.

Oops wrong subject.

I did click on the 6 second one, since that was the only amount of time/my life that I would allow to view this pathetic bunch of crap. Someone should inform Palinman and those losers that Sarah Palin is NOT the Gov, as she quit that job quite a few months ago.

Gopherit December 3, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Wow. Gaydar activated.

tbogg December 3, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Yes. Palinman has a major case of Jazz Hands.

widestanceroman December 3, 2010 at 12:17 pm

Actually, those lemmings are doing exactly what my brain cells do when I hear the she beast speak (while yelling 'cunt' at the top of their little cell lungs).

Gopherit December 3, 2010 at 12:18 pm

And totally off topic……..but, yay for Disney snuff films?

elviouslyqueer December 3, 2010 at 12:20 pm

I hate to break it to "Kat" in video 3, but her husband "Shane" is gay gay gay gay GAY.

Also, I love the fact that they're standing in the toilet paper aisle. So synergistic!

SudsMcKenzie December 3, 2010 at 12:36 pm

Is it that elvious?

trampndirtdown December 3, 2010 at 10:37 pm

Gaaah I hate you for making me watch 12 seconds of that mess/

TanzbodenKoenig December 3, 2010 at 12:21 pm

It's a stalker!… It's a molestor!… no – it's PALINMAN!

Chet Kincaid December 3, 2010 at 12:21 pm

Fucking Deadheads!

SorosBot December 3, 2010 at 12:29 pm

The last I want to think about is any of these people fucking; Deadheads either, because they're all ancient now.

prommie December 3, 2010 at 1:33 pm

Shit white people like, am I right? Palins, the Dead, . . .

Chet Kincaid December 3, 2010 at 1:42 pm

Darius Rucker…

prommie December 3, 2010 at 2:32 pm

We call him Hootie. Do Urbans like Cee-lo, or is he just a white thing too?

LetUsBray December 3, 2010 at 11:41 pm

Ooo, I LOVE that song where he sings the f-word a whole bunch of times. But I am walking-with-buttocks-extremely-tight white.

Chet Kincaid December 4, 2010 at 10:03 pm

Depends on which of many segments of Urbans you're referring to. Same critique could be made of "Things White People Like", which is really only things hipsters and bourgeois/affluents like (and not necessarily race-based, either).

Me and a young Urban who sits across from me at the office got a kick out of his "Fuck You" video, yesterday. But we're fucking buppies.

DaSandman December 3, 2010 at 12:23 pm

Goddam I'm a pretty case hardened individual but this is unutterably sad.

And why is this gay man chasing that skank breeder anyway?

Welcome to Midnight in America (TM)

DustBowlBlues December 3, 2010 at 1:03 pm

Skank Breeder is pretty damn good.

slappypaddy December 3, 2010 at 12:25 pm

queens usually have greater fashion sense than this drearie dearie is displaying. palinman needs some intervention from some compassionate sisters-under-the-skin, show him a more stylish way of doing a nascar-drag one-off.

LocalGirlMakesGoo December 3, 2010 at 1:03 pm

Needs moar bedazzle.

elviouslyqueer December 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm

"drearie dearie" LOL.

Also, the cast of Project Runway and What Not to Wear took one look at Palinman's lovely nylon and embroidered polyester ensemble and collectively defenestrated themselves.

slappypaddy December 3, 2010 at 1:15 pm

so that's what that scream i heard earlier was.

Bluestatelibel December 3, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Mr. Harvey, is that you? Creepy man is creepy.

V572625694 December 3, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Here's today's instance:

Alaskunt.

Thank you again, Limey Lizzie, for coining this sobriquet, which so exquisitely captures the woman.

SudsMcKenzie December 3, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Everyone needs a gay Super Dave

V572625694 December 3, 2010 at 12:45 pm

That's what he reminds me of! Thank you! I think…

Chet Kincaid December 3, 2010 at 12:29 pm

Thanks for that, white folks. I will never be embarrassed about some bullshit in a Hip-hop video again.

Monsieur_Grumpe December 3, 2010 at 11:33 pm

Hehehehehe.
Sure you won't.
10 billion Pee points!

freakishlywrong December 3, 2010 at 12:29 pm

Fuck it. Can WE secede?

marinmaven December 3, 2010 at 2:15 pm

I am starting to think that this would be a cheaper option than moving to France. It isn't like we here in California will be getting any federal funds from the next congress, plus we never got as much money back as we put in. California will probably legalize pot in two years. California and Oregon can form Ganjastan. Hopefully what is left of the California republicans can move out of the state and leave room for refugees to come in. Biotech, agriculture, entertainment, high tech, and pot tourism will elevate us from the 7th largest economy to #2 behind China.
Ganjastanis! #1! #1!

Boogie_Man December 3, 2010 at 12:32 pm

So who was Palinman trying to save in Home Depot?

freakishlywrong December 3, 2010 at 12:33 pm

Why is that poor, dupe of a gay man calling Palin a pussy?

GodShammgod December 3, 2010 at 12:35 pm

I've heard some suggest stupidity was a venereal disease, but I had no idea it could be contracted by fapping to pictures of Palin on the teevee screen.

MarionNYNY December 3, 2010 at 12:37 pm

Major spike in sudden suicides of Wonkette readers.

ttommyunger December 3, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Pretty obvious to me that "Palinman" has not seen a high hard one in years, unless you count someone else's.

Mojopo December 3, 2010 at 12:40 pm

So THAT'S what Howie Kurtz does on his day off.

Radiotherapy December 3, 2010 at 2:38 pm

I luv me a good Howie Kurtz reference.

Janinthepan December 3, 2010 at 12:42 pm

I get it, the last video was suppose to act as a sedative for when you go crazy from watching the first two. Good idea!

tbogg December 3, 2010 at 12:42 pm

Nuke Tennessee. Why not? They're already mutants.

Barbara_i December 3, 2010 at 1:46 pm

No, no, no! If we nuke Tennessee who will work the sequin mines?

jus_wonderin December 3, 2010 at 2:40 pm

We will always have glitter.

Tigersmistress December 3, 2010 at 3:38 pm

And by "mutant" you mean "inbred"

trampndirtdown December 3, 2010 at 10:42 pm

They'll just escape on their ark.

Mojopo December 3, 2010 at 12:46 pm

I like the bald guy with the bulldog overbite at Costco. He looks like Curly Howard's bastard baby. Butt plugs should be made in the shape of his face.

DustBowlBlues December 3, 2010 at 1:11 pm

Hi, sailor: New in town? {winking seductively}. I see you haven't accumulated pees so I'm helpin' you out a little, if ya' know what I mean, commening on your comment.

You follow me, I'll follow you. {Sashaying away in skin tight jeans.}

(Yes, wonkeratti, I have sunk to this level. I don't get as many people following me now, presumably because we've all figured out there's a way to make those annoying windows disappear without hitting "follow" just to get them the fuck off your screen. I need to take some more pees. And not the kind that makes the Snowbilly Queen's book handy to have on the bathroom floor alongside the toilet.)

Mojopo December 3, 2010 at 1:18 pm

I'm a giant lez, but hey – a reach around isn't unheard of, right? There you go.

Dashboard_Jesus December 5, 2010 at 3:15 am

I've said it before and I'll say it again, wish I was/ were a lesbian! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idhxrZKlLvc

Chet Kincaid December 3, 2010 at 1:40 pm

You don't have to put on the red light!
Told you once, I won't tell you again: it's a bad way.

Mojopo December 3, 2010 at 2:20 pm

Now I understand what the little numbery p's are. Thanks, fellas!

HistoriCat December 3, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Do not overly count your p's – for the Intense Debate algorithm giveth and it taketh away.

Dashboard_Jesus December 5, 2010 at 3:10 am

hell I'd follow the DustBowl around all day, seductively sashaying that Okie booty the way that you do! (long time listener, first time caller :)

prommie December 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm

Can somebody just get him some Judy Garland records or something?

elviouslyqueer December 3, 2010 at 1:08 pm

Please. He's more the Ethel Merman type.

prommie December 3, 2010 at 2:39 pm

Liza? Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli Live at the Palladium, what a classic!

GOPCrusher December 3, 2010 at 2:52 pm

That comment get "three snaps up"!

weejee December 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm

Does Palinman's mom know he is missing from the psychiatric ward and that he is clearly not taking his meds?

fartknocker December 3, 2010 at 12:50 pm

I hope Palin Man shows up here in Austin at my Costco. I'll be sure to accidentally back over him in the parking lot and leave an impression of my blue trucknutz on his flabby ass.

horsedreamer_1 December 3, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Wouldn't be the first balls in his face.

BeWoot December 3, 2010 at 12:50 pm

About that American Exceptionalism: The US is not the only country where a disturbing proportion of its citizens are maleducated fuckwits. So there's no need to brag.

SophistFCD December 3, 2010 at 1:06 pm

But we're the maleducatedist and fuckwittedist of all the competitors. We're #1!

USA! USA! USA!

Mojopo December 3, 2010 at 12:53 pm

One more thing – it has to be said: I can't imagine what kind of depraved, pathetic fringe personalities would camp outside Costco to see Palin. There isn't enough voltage in any shock treatment available to make me do that.

DustBowlBlues December 3, 2010 at 1:12 pm

Nor enough to rattle them back to reality.

Katydid December 3, 2010 at 1:15 pm

Aren't shock treatments designed to stop people from wanting to do crazy shit like that?

slithytovesss December 3, 2010 at 12:57 pm

Honest to Christ – Sarah Palin has more experience then Barack Obama WHO'S BEEN PRESIDENT FOR TWO YEARS! Sorry for yelling, but these people like Sarah because the power of the retard is strong in her and them. And why are the people who really need to be unemployed employed?

SorosBot December 3, 2010 at 1:00 pm

But she was a Governor for two years before she quit, and apparently four years in the US Senate and eight in a state Senate just don't count for some reason. Hey, these people are fans of Palin so you know they have to be too stupid to think straight.

NorthStarSpanx December 3, 2010 at 1:06 pm

I like the fact that she's now been a citizen without a title for a lot longer than she was a Governor.

I know the principled quitter is quiet busy workin hard, representing the United States and whatnot, reloading is romantic and all that for a frontier gal. . .but perhaps, not havin a job or any responsibilities or accountability for over two years in this economy (while not being on unemployment and fightin tax restoration on the richest US Americans) is perhaps, for some great Americans out there, losin traction (along with our 'g's.')

LetUsBray December 3, 2010 at 11:49 pm

Don't you have to count the number of years she spent running her crappy little meth-addled home town into the dirt, too?

dinkybossetti December 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm

That part was particularly precious. (By "precious," I mean distressing.) "Experience" does have 4 syllables, so I guess it counts as a 5 dollar word, and nobody in the video bothered to learn what it means.

BarackMyWorld December 4, 2010 at 6:07 am

Palin = experienced.
Obama = racist.
Beck = sane.

xsluggo December 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm

Palinman is followed in line by Fallout Boy, Ileterasy Lad, PedoBear, and Former RNC Chairman Yoh Stealeman.

NorthStarSpanx December 3, 2010 at 1:01 pm

I'm starting to have a great appreciation for Phish fans. At least they are/were doing something with their lives.

prommie December 3, 2010 at 1:02 pm

She is the heir to Stuttering John, thats it, she is the Hero Of The Stupid!

PublicLuxury December 3, 2010 at 1:02 pm

Just think. If they spent half of the money they threw away on the Tundra Twat how many homeless or near homeless they could've helped?

Why give the money to the poor? They just gonna keep them hands out. Sarah is gonna be preznit and run the guvmint usin' commin scents. Them homeless dey jus' want 'nother hand-me-out so they dint hafta werk.

YasserArraFeck December 3, 2010 at 1:03 pm

Palindrones

binarian December 3, 2010 at 1:14 pm

Applause!

Allmighty_Manos December 3, 2010 at 1:04 pm

More trashy than a Wasilla meth farm, more proud of their ignorance than a Big Government blogger, able to fire-up motor scooted powered tea baggers in a single tweet

donner_froh December 3, 2010 at 1:04 pm

Lemmings are cute little beasts but to get all those shots of them plummeting off the cliff there had to be a grip throwing bushel baskets full of them past or over the camera.

mrpuma2u December 3, 2010 at 1:06 pm

These are the 'tards and muffler suckin', cousin fuckin' mouth breathers that were rallied to turn out for the midterms. Happy, progressives who didn't vote, that you gave more power to the votes of such as these???

GOPCrusher December 3, 2010 at 3:09 pm

I would hope that the DNC would use these videos in the 2012 election, with the heading "ARE THESE THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO DETERMINE WHO WILL RUN AMERICA?", but then I hope they would have ran Joe Barton apologizing to Tony Heyward for the 2010 election.

PublicLuxury December 3, 2010 at 1:10 pm

The second video. The Tee-shirts We Luv the Gov. They Love the Goverment! Woo Hoo.

PabaBritannica December 3, 2010 at 2:26 pm

The Gov? Governor of Tennessee Phil Bredesen, Democrat? What a nice gesture for his last month of his 2 terms!

PublicLuxury December 3, 2010 at 1:11 pm

3rd Video is not shot in Costco. It is the grand opening of "Retards R Us"

PublicLuxury December 3, 2010 at 1:13 pm

What is painfully obvious is, the gene pool amongst these 'supporters' has been tainted. There is an errant gene(s) someplace.

DustBowlBlues December 3, 2010 at 1:14 pm

"the power of the retard is strong in her"

Most excellent phrase, Grasshopper, and one that will be stolen by the wonkeratti universe and used as if we made it up ourselves.

Nice going on the LC screen name, too. The only poem I can recite from memory.

Symbolman December 3, 2010 at 1:14 pm

It puts the Lotion on It's Skin..

Katydid December 3, 2010 at 1:19 pm

The second video, "We Luv the Gov," is worth watching, just to see how pissed off the last kid is. I can't get enough of his angry little face.

WordSaladNation December 3, 2010 at 2:04 pm

I took a screenshot because his face demonstrates exactly the feeling in my heart about Sarah Palin and this whole fucking national nightmare:
http://oi51.tinypic.com/2qny0k9.jpg

gef05 December 3, 2010 at 1:19 pm

Video three cut off right before the blood orgy began. Anyone got the link?

MistaEko December 3, 2010 at 1:25 pm

Palinman! Ahhhahhhahhhh!
Fighter of McCainman! Ahhhahhhahhhh!
Champion of a…….laska!
Master of the WalMart!
And Applebees!
Throughout Nebraska!

BarackMyWorld December 4, 2010 at 6:10 am

Did you only write that to get the waitress to fall in love with you?

MoeDeLawn December 3, 2010 at 1:31 pm

After Palin's 15 minutes expire, I think Palinman should check out being a celebrity lookalike for Willard Scott.

Oblios_Cap December 3, 2010 at 1:33 pm

<A href =" http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/12/02/5… > Palin statue in Barcelona

CapnFatback December 3, 2010 at 1:37 pm

Are we entirely sure that Palin Man isn't Andy Kaufman, back from the dead?

aguacatero December 3, 2010 at 1:40 pm

No room for "Comitatus" on his superhero uniform there?

Fare la Volpe December 3, 2010 at 1:45 pm

If a group of whales is a pod, and a group of geese is a gaggle, then what do you call a group of shitheads?

ShaveTheWhales December 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm

A Tea Party?

FNMA December 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm

A dingleberry of shitheads?

Radiotherapy December 3, 2010 at 2:35 pm

A canard?

CapnFatback December 3, 2010 at 2:40 pm

A flush?

Gleem_McShineys December 3, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Palinmen?

Mindblank December 3, 2010 at 1:46 pm

When life hands you lemmings, you make lemmingnade.

Barbara_i December 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm

When he's not the leader of the "Palin Posse" does he switch back to his other alter ego, MANTHRAX?

smokefilledroommate December 3, 2010 at 4:03 pm

…or his yet other alter ego–Shirley TempleMAN?

PabaBritannica December 3, 2010 at 2:24 pm

So I was the guy that produced the Palinman video last year. I should really take the time to retell the story of how I was harassed into pulling it down and recutting it into an inferior video by the local GOP and how a Teabagger from some local "Constitutionalist" (read: militia or something) group talked about me on his cable access show without mentioning how I never actually answered any of his stupid interview questions for the show (like "if you love liburuls, why don't you move to Fidel Castro's pants?"). God Bless Appalachia.

Radiotherapy December 3, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Palinman is a canard.

philpjfry December 3, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Somebody just shoot me please….seriously….please?

smokefilledroommate December 3, 2010 at 2:33 pm

'LuvGov Trimmed' sounds like a gay porn title.

CapnFatback December 3, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Trimmed? Now we at least can take solace in that Christine O'Donnell can never be governor.

SheriffRoscoe December 3, 2010 at 2:34 pm

Palinman wears an elastic waistband and he's still a muffintop. That's awesome.

Monsieur_Grumpe December 3, 2010 at 10:03 pm

That is funny. Thank you.

EdFlintstone December 3, 2010 at 4:01 pm

I'm guessing Palinman has a wide stance. Sarah's "real", what a ringing endorsement.

lochnessmonster December 3, 2010 at 5:40 pm

Yikes! is all I can say.

JackObin December 3, 2010 at 9:03 pm

I was in Barnes and Noble today, when what strolls by but a fat humanoid carrying "books" by George and Pickles Bush, and future president Palin. I noticed that she walked briskly through the literature section with her eyes glued to the McDonalds across the street. I believe there is some connection there.

trampndirtdown December 3, 2010 at 10:58 pm

The McRib is only on sale for a limited time. Plus just think how much money she has to dump on Bill O's semi annual books.

MISTAHCOUGHDROP December 3, 2010 at 9:22 pm

Cheezus. Can Wonkette please do a story about how Paul Krugman has a crush on Obama? Something very sexy and naughty. Break some news.

Then, I'd like to see the feature piece on how Glen Beck will wrestle Chrissy O'Donnell in a mudbox on the tube. Can you break that story, too?

Palinman? He should make like Sarah and quit, then have a baby or two.

Sassomatic December 5, 2010 at 11:23 pm

Watching that made me sorry I don't shoot heroine.

Jeffersonic (DSK) December 6, 2010 at 7:22 am

Barfo!

Mojopo December 3, 2010 at 3:17 pm

One day I had a hundred and sixty-seven, and then I had twelve. Then I had fifty-five but it changed again. I do not profess to understand any of this, but I don't understand how whitening toothpaste can repair enamel at the same time, either. I just believe in it.

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