Hey, it’s everyone’s favorite superhero, “The Palinman!” It’s that time again, when Sarah Palin fans have saved up enough Social Security to make their annual pilgrimage to sit outside a bookstore for days for the right to buy a book from that woman who is just like them except she’s on the teevee. Palinman, however, has the strength of ten pathetic Sarah Palin fans, so he is going to multiple signings to be with his brethren.

So here is Palinman at a Costco or whatever, with some very excited children:

And here are some other fans at the Costco, who have trouble explaining why they like Sarah Palin:

And here’s another video of Palin fans:

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  • Oblios_Cap


    "G__d D___n your black heart, you ought to have it torn out of you, you u____ s_____ of a b_____. You and McCain has no sense. You k_____ his a____ and he is a d_____d fool for letting you do it."

    • Ha! Some brave Congressperson should rise in that august body and amplify The People's Voices by inserting a compendium of Wonkette comments about Snowbilly into the Congressional Record. The collected creativity, ingenuity and inventive use of invective would also make great filibuster material.

      • LocalGirlMakesGoo

        It may be due to all of the vodka I've had this morning, but reading the words "rise in that august body" gave me a serious girl boner.

    • SophistFCD

      Oooh, I love madlibs!

      Grizzled Datsun your black heart, you ought to have it torn out of you, you unshriven spaniard of a brisket. You and McCain has no sense. You kibbutz his asbestos and he is a delineated fool for letting you do it

      Fun times.

  • mookwrthwilson

    Ugh…there goes breakfast…

  • Crank_Tango

    I'm not clicking on any of those.

    • Kidneys4Sale

      Rarely am I so happy that the IT department does such a fine job blocking video content.

      It strikes me, though, that every time I experience this particular relief, it's because I've been saved from the mental/anal depredations of the Wonkette staff.

    • WarAndGee

      Me neither.

      The last time I did that a cow orker (Yes I said cow orker) said she didn't know I was a Palin fan too.

      I chuckled and said, "I'm not."

      "Then why are you watching it?" she replied suspiciously.

      "Because Sarah Palin's fraudulent bumper sticker slogan approach to complex issues , coupled with her mismatched ego compared to her trashy underachieving past, wrapped in the vapid pop culture stupidity that seems to be appealing to your ilk fucking blows my mind. That why!" was what I thought.

      But Instead I replied with, "Do you like unicorns?"

      "Yes," she said.

      • Unicorn fat tastes sweet like an invalid child's mortal soul.

  • There's just a "mild" undertone of fapfapfap going on there.

  • SorosBot

    ts;dw (Too stupid, didn't watch).

  • horsedreamer_1

    I hope Palinman got a visit from Trojanman before initiating sexual congress.

    Cleanse the gene-pool.

    • I've always thought "Sexual Congress" would be a great title for a Hollywood Babylon-style scandal tome/catalog about the Capitol.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Damn! That letter that got Rep. Thomas L. Blanton censured in 1921 still works pretty well today.

    Apparently, back then, ugly was considered to be profane.



    • Greetings, fellow word-nerd!

    • DustBowlBlues

      Alliterative and funny. Bravo. Brava. Whichever you are, Mr/Mr. AODNLAKHDOID,

      Very excellent wordplay.

    • Katydid

      Why is your avatar yelling at me???!?!

  • edgydrifter

    You know, if Palinman really, REALLY lurved Sarah as much as he claims he does, he would want to wear her skin as a robe. I mean, that's obvious, right? I refuse to respect this half-assed camp follower until he starts walking his talk.

    PS: I have a really excellent knife he can borrow.

    • It puts the lipstick on the pig, or it won't get any grift!!!

    • jus_wonderin

      I am looking for a knife that is strong enough to pierce between the second and third vertebrosternal ribs, yet is long enough to puncture the heart.

  • Buzz Feedback

    $21.49 for 7000 rolls of TP? Fukking grocery inflation.

    • DustBowlBlues

      I'm still chafed from last time I used a page of her "book" after taking a number two.

  • OC_Surf_Serf

    Okay…I watched part of the last one. Very sweet, cute little creatures.

    Too damn hard to shoot from a 'copter, so one must bludgeon with a club…

    • FNMA

      "How can you shoot women and children?"
      "Easy. You just don't lead them as much."

  • StillGoinGreen
  • Tengu

    Um dude, it's not spelled 'posse'.

  • Barbara_i

    I wonder if he's going to bring her a severed human head as a sign of his affection? He can just line up and look like the other people from the bar scene in Star Wars.
    Thanks a lot, BITCHES! Now I can't get a tomato at Costco this weekend.

    • V572625694

      Don't go to Costco. It's evil, no matter how cheap the toilet paper is. Not as evil as Walmart, okay, but it's still artfully manipulating you in a hundred ways to buy more shit than you need.

      • Barbara_i

        My cat agrees with your cat.

      • Rotundo_

        Every retail outlet is artfully manipulating us in a hundred ways to buy more shit than we need. If they aren't they're called a co-op or are some guy selling LCD teevees out of the back of his van real cheap. Though I'd buy from Van Dude before I'd buy from Wal-Mart.

  • What a rich and fulfilling life this man leads!

  • OkieDokieDog

    Slutty Sock Monkey.

    Oops wrong subject.

    I did click on the 6 second one, since that was the only amount of time/my life that I would allow to view this pathetic bunch of crap. Someone should inform Palinman and those losers that Sarah Palin is NOT the Gov, as she quit that job quite a few months ago.

  • Gopherit

    Wow. Gaydar activated.

    • tbogg

      Yes. Palinman has a major case of Jazz Hands.

  • widestanceroman

    Actually, those lemmings are doing exactly what my brain cells do when I hear the she beast speak (while yelling 'cunt' at the top of their little cell lungs).

  • Gopherit

    And totally off topic……..but, yay for Disney snuff films?

  • elviouslyqueer

    I hate to break it to "Kat" in video 3, but her husband "Shane" is gay gay gay gay GAY.

    Also, I love the fact that they're standing in the toilet paper aisle. So synergistic!

    • SudsMcKenzie

      Is it that elvious?

    • Gaaah I hate you for making me watch 12 seconds of that mess/

  • TanzbodenKoenig

    It's a stalker!… It's a molestor!… no – it's PALINMAN!

  • Fucking Deadheads!

    • SorosBot

      The last I want to think about is any of these people fucking; Deadheads either, because they're all ancient now.

    • prommie

      Shit white people like, am I right? Palins, the Dead, . . .

      • Darius Rucker…

        • prommie

          We call him Hootie. Do Urbans like Cee-lo, or is he just a white thing too?

          • LetUsBray

            Ooo, I LOVE that song where he sings the f-word a whole bunch of times. But I am walking-with-buttocks-extremely-tight white.

          • Depends on which of many segments of Urbans you're referring to. Same critique could be made of "Things White People Like", which is really only things hipsters and bourgeois/affluents like (and not necessarily race-based, either).

            Me and a young Urban who sits across from me at the office got a kick out of his "Fuck You" video, yesterday. But we're fucking buppies.

  • DaSandman

    Goddam I'm a pretty case hardened individual but this is unutterably sad.

    And why is this gay man chasing that skank breeder anyway?

    Welcome to Midnight in America (TM)

    • DustBowlBlues

      Skank Breeder is pretty damn good.

  • slappypaddy

    queens usually have greater fashion sense than this drearie dearie is displaying. palinman needs some intervention from some compassionate sisters-under-the-skin, show him a more stylish way of doing a nascar-drag one-off.

    • LocalGirlMakesGoo

      Needs moar bedazzle.

    • elviouslyqueer

      "drearie dearie" LOL.

      Also, the cast of Project Runway and What Not to Wear took one look at Palinman's lovely nylon and embroidered polyester ensemble and collectively defenestrated themselves.

      • slappypaddy

        so that's what that scream i heard earlier was.

  • Bluestatelibel

    Mr. Harvey, is that you? Creepy man is creepy.

  • V572625694

    Here's today's instance:


    Thank you again, Limey Lizzie, for coining this sobriquet, which so exquisitely captures the woman.

  • SudsMcKenzie

    Everyone needs a gay Super Dave

    • V572625694

      That's what he reminds me of! Thank you! I think…

  • Thanks for that, white folks. I will never be embarrassed about some bullshit in a Hip-hop video again.

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      Sure you won't.
      10 billion Pee points!

  • freakishlywrong

    Fuck it. Can WE secede?

    • I am starting to think that this would be a cheaper option than moving to France. It isn't like we here in California will be getting any federal funds from the next congress, plus we never got as much money back as we put in. California will probably legalize pot in two years. California and Oregon can form Ganjastan. Hopefully what is left of the California republicans can move out of the state and leave room for refugees to come in. Biotech, agriculture, entertainment, high tech, and pot tourism will elevate us from the 7th largest economy to #2 behind China.
      Ganjastanis! #1! #1!

  • Boogie_Man

    So who was Palinman trying to save in Home Depot?

  • freakishlywrong

    Why is that poor, dupe of a gay man calling Palin a pussy?

  • GodShammgod

    I've heard some suggest stupidity was a venereal disease, but I had no idea it could be contracted by fapping to pictures of Palin on the teevee screen.

  • Major spike in sudden suicides of Wonkette readers.

  • ttommyunger

    Pretty obvious to me that "Palinman" has not seen a high hard one in years, unless you count someone else's.

  • Mojopo

    So THAT'S what Howie Kurtz does on his day off.

    • Radiotherapy

      I luv me a good Howie Kurtz reference.

  • Janinthepan

    I get it, the last video was suppose to act as a sedative for when you go crazy from watching the first two. Good idea!

  • tbogg

    Nuke Tennessee. Why not? They're already mutants.

    • Barbara_i

      No, no, no! If we nuke Tennessee who will work the sequin mines?

      • jus_wonderin

        We will always have glitter.

    • Tigersmistress

      And by "mutant" you mean "inbred"

    • They'll just escape on their ark.

  • Mojopo

    I like the bald guy with the bulldog overbite at Costco. He looks like Curly Howard's bastard baby. Butt plugs should be made in the shape of his face.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Hi, sailor: New in town? {winking seductively}. I see you haven't accumulated pees so I'm helpin' you out a little, if ya' know what I mean, commening on your comment.

      You follow me, I'll follow you. {Sashaying away in skin tight jeans.}

      (Yes, wonkeratti, I have sunk to this level. I don't get as many people following me now, presumably because we've all figured out there's a way to make those annoying windows disappear without hitting "follow" just to get them the fuck off your screen. I need to take some more pees. And not the kind that makes the Snowbilly Queen's book handy to have on the bathroom floor alongside the toilet.)

      • Mojopo

        I'm a giant lez, but hey – a reach around isn't unheard of, right? There you go.

      • You don't have to put on the red light!
        Told you once, I won't tell you again: it's a bad way.

        • Mojopo

          Now I understand what the little numbery p's are. Thanks, fellas!

          • HistoriCat

            Do not overly count your p's – for the Intense Debate algorithm giveth and it taketh away.

          • Mojopo

            One day I had a hundred and sixty-seven, and then I had twelve. Then I had fifty-five but it changed again. I do not profess to understand any of this, but I don't understand how whitening toothpaste can repair enamel at the same time, either. I just believe in it.

      • Dashboard_Jesus

        hell I'd follow the DustBowl around all day, seductively sashaying that Okie booty the way that you do! (long time listener, first time caller :)

  • prommie

    Can somebody just get him some Judy Garland records or something?

    • elviouslyqueer

      Please. He's more the Ethel Merman type.

      • prommie

        Liza? Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli Live at the Palladium, what a classic!

    • GOPCrusher

      That comment get "three snaps up"!

  • Does Palinman's mom know he is missing from the psychiatric ward and that he is clearly not taking his meds?

  • fartknocker

    I hope Palin Man shows up here in Austin at my Costco. I'll be sure to accidentally back over him in the parking lot and leave an impression of my blue trucknutz on his flabby ass.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Wouldn't be the first balls in his face.

  • BeWoot

    About that American Exceptionalism: The US is not the only country where a disturbing proportion of its citizens are maleducated fuckwits. So there's no need to brag.

    • SophistFCD

      But we're the maleducatedist and fuckwittedist of all the competitors. We're #1!

      USA! USA! USA!

  • Mojopo

    One more thing – it has to be said: I can't imagine what kind of depraved, pathetic fringe personalities would camp outside Costco to see Palin. There isn't enough voltage in any shock treatment available to make me do that.

    • DustBowlBlues

      Nor enough to rattle them back to reality.

    • Katydid

      Aren't shock treatments designed to stop people from wanting to do crazy shit like that?

  • slithytovesss

    Honest to Christ – Sarah Palin has more experience then Barack Obama WHO'S BEEN PRESIDENT FOR TWO YEARS! Sorry for yelling, but these people like Sarah because the power of the retard is strong in her and them. And why are the people who really need to be unemployed employed?

    • SorosBot

      But she was a Governor for two years before she quit, and apparently four years in the US Senate and eight in a state Senate just don't count for some reason. Hey, these people are fans of Palin so you know they have to be too stupid to think straight.

      • NorthStarSpanx

        I like the fact that she's now been a citizen without a title for a lot longer than she was a Governor.

        I know the principled quitter is quiet busy workin hard, representing the United States and whatnot, reloading is romantic and all that for a frontier gal. . .but perhaps, not havin a job or any responsibilities or accountability for over two years in this economy (while not being on unemployment and fightin tax restoration on the richest US Americans) is perhaps, for some great Americans out there, losin traction (along with our 'g's.')

      • LetUsBray

        Don't you have to count the number of years she spent running her crappy little meth-addled home town into the dirt, too?

    • dinkybossetti

      That part was particularly precious. (By "precious," I mean distressing.) "Experience" does have 4 syllables, so I guess it counts as a 5 dollar word, and nobody in the video bothered to learn what it means.

    • BarackMyWorld

      Palin = experienced.
      Obama = racist.
      Beck = sane.

  • xsluggo

    Palinman is followed in line by Fallout Boy, Ileterasy Lad, PedoBear, and Former RNC Chairman Yoh Stealeman.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    I'm starting to have a great appreciation for Phish fans. At least they are/were doing something with their lives.

  • prommie

    She is the heir to Stuttering John, thats it, she is the Hero Of The Stupid!

  • PublicLuxury

    Just think. If they spent half of the money they threw away on the Tundra Twat how many homeless or near homeless they could've helped?

    Why give the money to the poor? They just gonna keep them hands out. Sarah is gonna be preznit and run the guvmint usin' commin scents. Them homeless dey jus' want 'nother hand-me-out so they dint hafta werk.

  • YasserArraFeck


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  • Allmighty_Manos

    More trashy than a Wasilla meth farm, more proud of their ignorance than a Big Government blogger, able to fire-up motor scooted powered tea baggers in a single tweet

  • Lemmings are cute little beasts but to get all those shots of them plummeting off the cliff there had to be a grip throwing bushel baskets full of them past or over the camera.

  • mrpuma2u

    These are the 'tards and muffler suckin', cousin fuckin' mouth breathers that were rallied to turn out for the midterms. Happy, progressives who didn't vote, that you gave more power to the votes of such as these???

    • GOPCrusher

      I would hope that the DNC would use these videos in the 2012 election, with the heading "ARE THESE THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO DETERMINE WHO WILL RUN AMERICA?", but then I hope they would have ran Joe Barton apologizing to Tony Heyward for the 2010 election.

  • PublicLuxury

    The second video. The Tee-shirts We Luv the Gov. They Love the Goverment! Woo Hoo.

    • PabaBritannica

      The Gov? Governor of Tennessee Phil Bredesen, Democrat? What a nice gesture for his last month of his 2 terms!

  • PublicLuxury

    3rd Video is not shot in Costco. It is the grand opening of "Retards R Us"

  • PublicLuxury

    What is painfully obvious is, the gene pool amongst these 'supporters' has been tainted. There is an errant gene(s) someplace.

  • DustBowlBlues

    "the power of the retard is strong in her"

    Most excellent phrase, Grasshopper, and one that will be stolen by the wonkeratti universe and used as if we made it up ourselves.

    Nice going on the LC screen name, too. The only poem I can recite from memory.

  • Symbolman

    It puts the Lotion on It's Skin..

  • Katydid

    The second video, "We Luv the Gov," is worth watching, just to see how pissed off the last kid is. I can't get enough of his angry little face.

  • gef05

    Video three cut off right before the blood orgy began. Anyone got the link?

  • MistaEko

    Palinman! Ahhhahhhahhhh!
    Fighter of McCainman! Ahhhahhhahhhh!
    Champion of a…….laska!
    Master of the WalMart!
    And Applebees!
    Throughout Nebraska!

    • BarackMyWorld

      Did you only write that to get the waitress to fall in love with you?

  • MoeDeLawn

    After Palin's 15 minutes expire, I think Palinman should check out being a celebrity lookalike for Willard Scott.

  • Oblios_Cap

    <A href ="… > Palin statue in Barcelona

  • CapnFatback

    Are we entirely sure that Palin Man isn't Andy Kaufman, back from the dead?

  • aguacatero

    No room for "Comitatus" on his superhero uniform there?

  • Fare la Volpe

    If a group of whales is a pod, and a group of geese is a gaggle, then what do you call a group of shitheads?

    • ShaveTheWhales

      A Tea Party?

    • FNMA

      A dingleberry of shitheads?

    • Radiotherapy

      A canard?

    • CapnFatback

      A flush?

    • Gleem_McShineys


  • Mindblank

    When life hands you lemmings, you make lemmingnade.

  • Barbara_i

    When he's not the leader of the "Palin Posse" does he switch back to his other alter ego, MANTHRAX?

    • smokefilledroommate

      …or his yet other alter ego–Shirley TempleMAN?

  • PabaBritannica

    So I was the guy that produced the Palinman video last year. I should really take the time to retell the story of how I was harassed into pulling it down and recutting it into an inferior video by the local GOP and how a Teabagger from some local "Constitutionalist" (read: militia or something) group talked about me on his cable access show without mentioning how I never actually answered any of his stupid interview questions for the show (like "if you love liburuls, why don't you move to Fidel Castro's pants?"). God Bless Appalachia.

  • Radiotherapy

    Palinman is a canard.

  • philpjfry

    Somebody just shoot me please….seriously….please?

  • smokefilledroommate

    'LuvGov Trimmed' sounds like a gay porn title.

    • CapnFatback

      Trimmed? Now we at least can take solace in that Christine O'Donnell can never be governor.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Palinman wears an elastic waistband and he's still a muffintop. That's awesome.

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      That is funny. Thank you.

  • EdFlintstone

    I'm guessing Palinman has a wide stance. Sarah's "real", what a ringing endorsement.

  • lochnessmonster

    Yikes! is all I can say.

  • JackObin

    I was in Barnes and Noble today, when what strolls by but a fat humanoid carrying "books" by George and Pickles Bush, and future president Palin. I noticed that she walked briskly through the literature section with her eyes glued to the McDonalds across the street. I believe there is some connection there.

    • The McRib is only on sale for a limited time. Plus just think how much money she has to dump on Bill O's semi annual books.


    Cheezus. Can Wonkette please do a story about how Paul Krugman has a crush on Obama? Something very sexy and naughty. Break some news.

    Then, I'd like to see the feature piece on how Glen Beck will wrestle Chrissy O'Donnell in a mudbox on the tube. Can you break that story, too?

    Palinman? He should make like Sarah and quit, then have a baby or two.

  • Sassomatic

    Watching that made me sorry I don't shoot heroine.

  • Jeffersonic (DSK)


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