Christine O’Donnell To Bless America With Insightful (Hilarious) Book

by Jack Stuef

Life After Twitter.
If we’re reading this correctly, the 2010 midterm elections just signed a book deal! Congrats, midterms! You deserve it.

O’Donnell’s book will take the reader behind the scenes of her race for the Senate, and embody O’Donnell’s identification with America’s frustrations and concerns with the current political climate. According to O’Donnell, “The 2010 midterm elections were just the beginning—the first rumblings of a revolution that has not fully erupted. I plan on making my book one of the revolution’s catalysts.”

Yes, O’Donnell rubbed this nation, but it didn’t erupt. And a book about how she lived off campaign credit cards to buy food and shelter for the past few years definitely sounds like the way to initiate a coup d’etat against the most powerful government on the planet.

Oh, and pubic hair. [Twitter/National Review]

 

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Buzz Feedback December 2, 2010 at 5:22 pm

There'd better be some scratch 'n sniff pages.

WarAndGee December 2, 2010 at 10:28 pm

Why did your comment make me think "also some Nair®?"

OneDollarJuana December 3, 2010 at 9:49 am

Slightly OT, but when I was a young pup, smitten by my gf to the point of submission, she got me to put Nair® on my beard as an experiment. An experiment in domination, I think, because it burned liked mad! Those teenage hormones will make you do the craziest things…

LionelHutzEsq December 2, 2010 at 5:24 pm

So, today, we really are all masturbating witches?

SophistFCD December 2, 2010 at 8:53 pm

Is one out of two close enough?

LionelHutzEsq December 2, 2010 at 11:29 pm

I would accept masturbating to or with witches.

SophistFCD December 2, 2010 at 11:31 pm

Done and done.

And I mean done.

NYNYNY December 3, 2010 at 12:48 am

I believe the correct (non) answer is:

You know who Else was a masturbating witch? Also.

NYNYNY December 3, 2010 at 12:48 am

The Virgin Mary

bagofmice December 3, 2010 at 1:31 am

Wicked!

arcane_allusion December 3, 2010 at 7:57 am

No, we are masturbating witches everyday.

BarryOPotter December 3, 2010 at 9:45 am

Hey, whatever pays the bills, bro. Whatever pays the bills…

glindsey1979 December 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm

She's well-qualified to speak for America, having won that election and all.

johnnymeatworth December 2, 2010 at 5:57 pm

I hope she has enough crayons to write a whole book….

transfatz December 3, 2010 at 3:32 am

Of course. All that vote counting stuff is really just "spin".

horsedreamer_1 December 3, 2010 at 9:58 am

You know why she lost?

VOTER FRAUD.

slappypaddy December 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm

copiously illustrated?

i want to see the sequence of the hymen growing back.

Gopherit December 2, 2010 at 5:36 pm

That'll be a hell of a pop-up book.

elviouslyqueer December 2, 2010 at 5:51 pm

In Smell-O-Vision, courtesy of Summer's Eve and Gorton's Fish Sticks.

natoslug December 2, 2010 at 6:02 pm

I think you misread that — she promised it would be copraphagically illustrated. So yet another shitty book by a screeching nobody.

bagofmice December 2, 2010 at 8:02 pm

She had the hymen that always grew back, until it grew over her face like slap she deserved…

the_problem_child December 2, 2010 at 8:49 pm

Sorry, need stem cells for that.

PublicLuxury December 2, 2010 at 5:25 pm

She needs to rub harder and faster if she wants it to errupt.

MinAgain December 2, 2010 at 5:26 pm

“The 2010 midterm elections were just the beginning—the first rumblings of a revolution that has not fully erupted. I plan on making my book one of the revolution’s catalysts.”

I smell a pop-up book!

smokefilledroommate December 2, 2010 at 6:14 pm

Boing!!

bitchincamaro2 December 2, 2010 at 6:38 pm

I smell kindling!

PublicLuxury December 2, 2010 at 5:26 pm

It could reveal her first trip to the spa where she received her first international brazilian.

kittylittr December 2, 2010 at 5:31 pm

Like that's ever happened.

V572625694 December 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Really. We have testimony to the contrary.

jus_wonderin December 2, 2010 at 5:58 pm

I believe the plan is to let it grow, then donate the harvest to "Thatch Roofs for the Third World".

genxr December 2, 2010 at 6:04 pm

Or RealDolls Conservative Womein in Power Series

PublicLuxury December 2, 2010 at 7:12 pm

Snatch roofs would be more appropriate. Just 'cause they're poor, they don't hafta be exposed to substandard bush.

Zvi_Bleindmeis December 2, 2010 at 9:44 pm

Refresh me — how many is a brazillion?

BarryOPotter December 3, 2010 at 9:48 am

'bout a donna

mrpuma2u December 3, 2010 at 1:33 pm

Or as the Spa workers later referred to it, the shearing of the black sheep.

LionelHutzEsq December 2, 2010 at 5:27 pm

Still, O'Donnell has a point, if insane grifters like her or Sarah Palin cannot get elected, what does that say about this great country, or the hopes for a Republican Majority?

Thank God the Democrats have no balls.

chickensmack December 5, 2010 at 1:17 am

Thanks. I think I shall now go and slit my wrists.

Crank_Tango December 2, 2010 at 5:27 pm

This is kinda like how the tire fire is the only thing holding back the coal ash pile…I'm not sure how, but I'm also not sure how a revolution is an eruption either.

lochnessmonster December 2, 2010 at 5:27 pm

Okay, who is running that publishing house and what did they take before they signed her?

jus_wonderin December 2, 2010 at 5:31 pm

It has to be some good stuff.

V572625694 December 2, 2010 at 5:57 pm

Well, they turned down a novel of mine twenty-some years ago, so they obviously have terrible taste.

Amaravilha December 2, 2010 at 6:11 pm

After reading that first sentence, I'm willing to believe that they have neither taste nor editors. Perhaps their monkeys use the same thesaurus Bristol relies upon.

lochnessmonster December 2, 2010 at 6:24 pm

OR Very bad drugs…

neiltheblaze December 2, 2010 at 10:51 pm

CPA classes.

Worthly Wokette Skum December 2, 2010 at 5:29 pm

Accio cash flow!

Worthly Wokette Skum December 2, 2010 at 5:30 pm

In marginally Xtine-related news, my P is back up today.

Boredw/Gravity December 2, 2010 at 6:00 pm

My P is still small and deflated — spent, as it were.

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 2, 2010 at 11:31 pm

And no matter how hard Xtine rubs it, it's not coming back up.

Maman December 2, 2010 at 5:31 pm

I guess she won't be getting a real job anytime soon..

Barbara_i December 2, 2010 at 5:32 pm

There will probably be a whole chapter dedicated to her love for Sarah Palin and how she felt when Palin accepted her into political society, AKA Facebbok and how she felt all tingly in her naughties when Sarah posted a Hello Kitty on her wall.

edgydrifter December 2, 2010 at 6:01 pm

The dedication page will be to (pick one):
A) Jesus
B) Sarah Palin
C) Puddingcup the Xtian Rokker
D) America

Bonzos_Bed_Time December 2, 2010 at 11:32 pm

With a forward by Ronald Reagan.

horsedreamer_1 December 3, 2010 at 10:01 am

Christine calls her vibrator 'Horse with no name'.

GOPCrusher December 3, 2010 at 1:01 pm

Masturbation for America

SophistFCD December 2, 2010 at 9:10 pm

Have you ever seen a herd of Facebbok leaping across the veldt at dawn? It's truly a breathtaking sight.

Extemporanus December 3, 2010 at 12:27 am

I liked your Boer-ish comment so much that I just poked you to death on Facebiko.

SorosBot December 2, 2010 at 5:33 pm

Get a good ghost writer to polish things up and an inside look at the O'Donnell campaign could become required reading for Senate candidates to learn what not to do unless you want to be a miserable failure and nationwide laughingstock.

Radiotherapy December 2, 2010 at 7:37 pm

You said an inside look at the O'Donnell. How ungroomed of you.

PsycWench December 2, 2010 at 9:35 pm

How did you manage to hold onto your pee score when the rest of us have seen ours toppling?

forgracie December 2, 2010 at 5:35 pm

You guys didn't really expect her to go get a job now did you?

christianmuslin December 2, 2010 at 5:42 pm

Her goal is to be Sarah Palin's speech writer, it's in the bible in the chapter after self abuse.

Gopherit December 2, 2010 at 5:38 pm

Is this the first step before being made a fox news analyst?

Negropolis December 3, 2010 at 3:30 am

Si. And, it's two whole steps before you get your first reality show on cable television.

Gleem_McShineys December 3, 2010 at 2:21 pm

I believe this would be the second step, the one usually filled with question marks.

LionelHutzEsq December 2, 2010 at 5:38 pm

In all fairness, can I be terribly unqualified for a job and make millions off of a book and rambling foolishly on Fox News? Hell, I'm barely competent as it is, and I don't come close to making a million.

genxr December 2, 2010 at 5:39 pm

The plot has a few tangles and needs to be trimmed up a bit.

WarAndGee December 2, 2010 at 5:42 pm

Yes lets dwell on the past for 240 pages, revise history, and then move on because what we say or did in the past doesn't matter.

Goofy Wing Nutters, always with the paradox.

It used be they would wait a day or two before contradicting themselves now they just do it in the same sentence, shamelessly, in front of millions.

GOPCrusher December 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Obviously, you just take them out of context.

horsedreamer_1 December 3, 2010 at 10:02 am

History is written by the winners.

Gleem_McShineys December 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm

"Shamelessly"

Ha ha! You almost make it sound like they actually could be shamed, ever.

SayItWithWookies December 2, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Say It Proud — I'm Celibate and I'm Loud.

SorosBot December 2, 2010 at 5:52 pm

But if you were celibate and refused to even masturbate, how would you know if you were loud?

SayItWithWookies December 2, 2010 at 6:16 pm

I'm just going by what her neighbors said.

BeWoot December 2, 2010 at 5:44 pm

Hmmm. St. Martin's used to be a fine house, noted for beautiful books and really good authors. Gone are the days.

Jukesgrrl December 2, 2010 at 6:51 pm

Lately they are more likely to publish the likes of Dan Brown, Jackie Collins, Stephen Cannell, and Janet Evanovich, the author of America's best-selling detective novels featuring bad jokes and one syllable words.

Beowoof December 2, 2010 at 5:47 pm

I am hoping for pics of that old school bush. Yowza.

x111e7thst December 2, 2010 at 5:48 pm

So setting the record straight and moving forward is the new not quitting by quitting. But this time with more pubic hair.

DaSandman December 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm

As big as home plate. Rumors has it they filmed "Lost" down there.

Batter up!

genxr December 2, 2010 at 6:05 pm

Smells like dead fish going with the flow

jakegittes December 2, 2010 at 5:48 pm

Goddammit. That's it. I'm going to run for some unattainable office so that after I lose in a landslide, I can write a fucking book that makes the bestseller lists and the book tables at Costco and makes me a million dollars. So, please, in the next election, please mark your ballots for jakegittes for secretary general of the U.N.

I thank you.

ttommyunger December 2, 2010 at 6:22 pm

You've got my vote, Jake, I don't care what you run for.

Radiotherapy December 2, 2010 at 8:45 pm

You could take a mustache ride with John Bolton too.
jakegittes in '12

ManchuCandidate December 2, 2010 at 5:49 pm

Title: How to Snatch Defeat From the Lips of Victory In Ten Weeks

ttommyunger December 2, 2010 at 6:22 pm

Snatch, lips, heh,heh.

Steverino247 December 2, 2010 at 7:02 pm

Are you saying she's a cock-tease? Hope so!

CapeClod December 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm

I guess there will always be an audience for a geek show.

Beowoof December 2, 2010 at 6:06 pm

PT Barnum is gleefully yelling from hell "I told you so"

Clancy_Pants December 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm

A chapter with her version of the blissful night with the 25 year old Philadelphia man?

SexySmurf December 2, 2010 at 5:53 pm

Three ways Christine is like Karl Marx:

1. About as politically relevant.
2. Says shit like "I plan on making my book one of the revolution’s catalysts."
3. Has a big, bushy beard (except Christine's isn't on her face).

doloras December 2, 2010 at 8:19 pm

Damn right. Karl Marx, who claimed that capitalism was heading for a huge breakdown because capitalists act stupid in search of short-term profit and rip off the workers to the point where they can't buy the goods they produce themselves, is clearly totally irrelevant in 2010.

AddHomonym December 3, 2010 at 12:14 am

Sing it sister! And don't even get me started on the fetishism of commodity! Or any kind of fetishism really. You appear to be into it, maybe?

horsedreamer_1 December 3, 2010 at 10:04 am

I cannot take Marx seriously, considering the prodigiousness of his beard. Were he true to his word, he would have trimmed it, allowing all parties to share in the means of mustache-riding.

real_dc_native December 3, 2010 at 12:52 pm

Marx was a great economist but a lousy political scientist. We are witnessing the collapse of capitalism as he predicted but the workers' revolution was a failure.

GuanoFaucet December 2, 2010 at 5:53 pm

Title?

The Chronicles of 'Tardia: The Hymen, the Witch and the Hairy Bush Robe.

SudsMcKenzie December 3, 2010 at 12:01 am

"Not Dirty, Not Sexy Politics".

jim89048 December 2, 2010 at 5:53 pm

Charlie Rangel died will be censured for her right to spew bullshit…

Extemporanus December 2, 2010 at 5:53 pm

If the clit-flickin' Wiccan's book floats, does that mean we get to burn it?

DoktorZoom December 2, 2010 at 8:14 pm

She hasn't turned into a Newt, though.

Lucidamente1 December 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm

Will the e-book edition make my Kindle vibrate?

edgydrifter December 2, 2010 at 5:57 pm

I'm not sure how St. Martin's plans to profit from a book that will literally travel along a conveyor belt from the presses to a dumpster behind their facility. That's an interesting business model.

problemwithcaring December 2, 2010 at 6:13 pm

Coming soon to a 99 cent store near you!

slappypaddy December 2, 2010 at 6:53 pm

publishing as a tax shelter for the german conglomerate (name unpronounceable) that owns the publishing house. and other publishing houses.

Steverino247 December 2, 2010 at 7:03 pm

I think they're relying on the P.T. Barnum business model…

lumpenprole December 2, 2010 at 7:34 pm

They do all kinds of shit with corn. Surely this book could be repurposed with a little subsidized ingenuity.

horsedreamer_1 December 3, 2010 at 10:07 am

It's the Right's answer to The Washingtonienne.

(Granted, Jessi Cutler worked for Mike Dewine's office, & is prolly a Republican herself (thus, teh buttsecks, & whoring), but our WAR-BLOGGING Wonkette broke the story. So, RINO. QED.)

real_dc_native December 3, 2010 at 12:54 pm

Works for Lockheed Martin and General Dynamics.

GOPCrusher December 2, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Will this book include some of her favorite recipes that use eye of newt?

Boredw/Gravity December 2, 2010 at 5:59 pm

Xtine is publishing her diary? I wish it was in time for the gift-giving season. My family could use the laffs.

mrblifil December 2, 2010 at 6:01 pm

She's like a drug that makes you feel like you have a Frenemy.

Tigersmistress December 2, 2010 at 6:03 pm

I am approaching MTV for a new Reallity Show. "Real World Retards" I believe I have my latest house member. Thank you, Christine.

slithytovesss December 2, 2010 at 6:09 pm

Wow. Sadness. Nobody is going to buy that book. Nobody. Christine just doesn't have the the PAC to buy up copies, and Palin's ghostwriter is busy writing Cliff Notes on de Tocqueville for Sara's inevitable gotcha journalism attack by the lamestream media.

LionelHutzEsq December 2, 2010 at 6:11 pm

I'm expecting at least five chapters on what it takes to love a man with a pudding-cup beard.

realmurkin December 3, 2010 at 1:02 am

I'm guessing the ability to shut one's eyes reeeeaaaally tight.

horsedreamer_1 December 3, 2010 at 10:08 am

Pudding-cup beard = pudding ring = chocolate-coloured goatee?

Chuck Todd was banging Christine O'Donnell (before he was married to someone else)?

nike2422 December 2, 2010 at 6:11 pm

And here I am, having to query and requery agents, while her name gets a green light for a ghost writer.

slappypaddy December 2, 2010 at 6:56 pm

you need a platform. she has a platform. and a short shelf-life. st. martin's knows the time to cash in is now. six months from now she will be so rancid.

nike2422 December 2, 2010 at 7:02 pm

My platform: Everything she's against.

Plus I'm a fiction writer, completely different animal.

slappypaddy December 2, 2010 at 7:15 pm

she's writing nonfiction?

nike2422 December 2, 2010 at 7:20 pm

Hahaha! No, the ghostwriter is! But yes, poor them, having to sift through the muck that is the fantasy world she's created for herself.

Angry_Marmot December 2, 2010 at 8:04 pm

I feel your pain. Every time a celebrity signs a book deal, a hundred midlist authors lose their wings.

HistoriCat December 3, 2010 at 2:14 pm

You should try running for Congress then.

problemwithcaring December 2, 2010 at 6:12 pm

Book deals are a good way to move on. This is why I am still stalking my ex-boyfriend.

You can put a stop to this any time you want, Harper Collins.

V572625694 December 2, 2010 at 6:34 pm

The bastard. Who's he boinking? Is she hot?

See how easy this is?

CapnFatback December 2, 2010 at 6:12 pm

We'll FINALLY get step-by-step diagrams of that masturbation stance.

ttommyunger December 2, 2010 at 6:26 pm

Wonketeers are seeing an unusual amount of Chicken Crap today. I can't wait to see which color Crayon she will use for her book. Hoping for Orange, I think you know why…

hagajim December 2, 2010 at 6:26 pm

Oh goody – another fame whore in the mama grizzly mold. Here is my spin on the 2010 midterms Christine….you got your ass handed to you. Maybe I ought to act like a total maniac and run for public office so I can get a book deal….Jesus!

Fare la Volpe December 2, 2010 at 6:35 pm

Those who can't, write.

Neilist December 2, 2010 at 6:41 pm

Clearly, this is a definition of "book" previously unknown to Science and/or Western Culture.

JoshuaNorton December 2, 2010 at 6:44 pm

"I plan on making my book one of the revolution’s catalysts"

I just don't know what to say… or how to make fun of this. It's like a parody of itself.

GOPCrusher December 3, 2010 at 1:08 pm

You know who else used their book as a catalyst for a revolution.

donner_froh December 2, 2010 at 6:46 pm

When did St. Martin's start their "Books for People Who Can't Read" imprint?

comrad_darkness December 2, 2010 at 7:29 pm

It's the biggest growth sector, you have to admit.

Terry December 2, 2010 at 6:52 pm

I wonder if she'll use the same ghost writer as Palin?

imissopus December 2, 2010 at 6:55 pm

If anyone needs me I'll be in a padded cell with a bottle of whiskey and the twenty or so rejection letters literary agents have sent me over the last few months.

fuflans December 2, 2010 at 8:13 pm

i feel your pain everytime i see numbers for reality shows.

VinnyThePooh December 2, 2010 at 6:55 pm

I thought she only worked with scrolls.

Steverino247 December 2, 2010 at 7:07 pm

This shit reminds me of a scene of that great Peter Sellers movie Being There. The part where the retired maid is bitching to her friends:

Louise: It's for sure a white man's world in America. Look here: I raised that boy since he was the size of a piss-ant. And I'll say right now, he never learned to read and write. No, sir. Had no brains at all. Was stuffed with rice pudding between th' ears. Shortchanged by the Lord, and dumb as a jackass. Look at him now! Yes, sir, all you've gotta be is white in America, to get whatever you want. Gobbledy-gook!

Well, white and female, in the case of Sarah Palin and this idiot.

problemwithcaring December 2, 2010 at 7:46 pm

Well, white and female not afraid to show a little cleavage for freedumz, in the case of Sarah Palin and this idiot.

Fixed it for you

Steverino247 December 2, 2010 at 9:05 pm

Thanks. I left out the cleavage and "fuck me" pumps because this is a family-friendly website.

Oh, wait!

petehammer December 2, 2010 at 7:18 pm

Why is it Republicans dismiss "Climate Change," a real, tangible thing, as a hoax but continue to trot out the intangible "Political Climate"? "

"We firmly believe in this collection of meaningless words but doubt this collection of words with a very particular meaning."

user-of-owls December 2, 2010 at 7:25 pm

And to think that people are getting tenure for trying to answer the question, "Why don't Americans read?"

comrad_darkness December 2, 2010 at 7:29 pm

Hm, note to self, St. Martin's press publishing crap. Never buy . . .
Added: submit maybe?

comrad_darkness December 2, 2010 at 7:33 pm

Hint, you need to have a record in need of straightening. The voices in your head cannot co-sign onto this process.

MistaEko December 2, 2010 at 7:34 pm

This is going to be like that book Madonna came out with in the early 90s, right?

Monsieur_Grumpe December 2, 2010 at 7:41 pm

Failure sure is profitable. I must reexamine my life.

FNMA December 3, 2010 at 8:25 am

I must be doing it wrong. All I ever got were lawyer bills.

samsuncle December 2, 2010 at 7:45 pm

The working title for her book is "I'm eeew!"

JoshuaNorton December 2, 2010 at 7:53 pm

Between this little tome and the drek Palin is churning out, the mark down bin at Barnes & Noble is in danger of ending up as a hazmat site.

undeterredbyreality December 2, 2010 at 8:00 pm

Will she be borrowing Bristol's thesaurus?

BklynIlluminati December 2, 2010 at 8:12 pm

Did Vegas set the odds on pop-up vs. non pop-up? I want some of that action

OneDollarJuana December 2, 2010 at 8:15 pm

That Xtine O'Donnell's a real canard.

Redhead December 2, 2010 at 8:18 pm

How do these people sell books when their supporters can't read?

fuflans December 2, 2010 at 8:21 pm

bachmann, palins, o'donnell. right in a row.

it's the republican crazy girl group.

without any talent also.

BTWBFDIMHO December 2, 2010 at 8:41 pm

You'd call that a book? Gutenberg's rolling over his grave.

SophistFCD December 2, 2010 at 9:30 pm

I didn't know Steve Gutenberg was dead.

GOPCrusher December 3, 2010 at 1:10 pm

Just his career.

refudiatedness December 2, 2010 at 8:43 pm

I'm glad COD's book will come out next year because the last of my unemployment benefits are already set aside for a copy of Sarah Palin's Ulysses.

obfuscator2 December 2, 2010 at 8:51 pm

ironically, writing this book will be the ultimate form of empty self-gratification.

user-of-owls December 2, 2010 at 9:20 pm

She could do worse than to title the thing: "If I Did It"

realmurkin December 2, 2010 at 9:47 pm

She's going to set the record straight: "Iz a lye, mai pubez r totes awsum!"

user-of-owls December 2, 2010 at 10:22 pm

Possible ghost writers:

-Samantha
-Sabrina the Teenage Witch
-W.W. of the East
-Tituba

run_said_ran December 3, 2010 at 7:49 am

… with a Foreword by Jesus H. Christ.

DustBowlBlues December 2, 2010 at 10:36 pm

Fuck me. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. She is a gnat. Her 15 minutes–more like 10–is up. Another legitimate publisher will lose another of their shirts on another lame ass book that no one will buy. Meanwhile, they will make up their losses by kicking a midlist author they barely pay, as is, into oblivion.

{Gah. Just saw the Coburn face hair someone asked me about. It doesn't help, Spooky Doktor Tom}

DustBowlBlues December 2, 2010 at 10:44 pm

Please, wonkette gods, please do a post tomorrow about Gates' smackdown of John (7-1/2 years!) McCain. I listened to it on NPR, and you didn't need video to see the veins pulsing in Gates' temples. He made Mullen's treatment of Sen. McCain (R-Douchebagistan) look namby pamby.

It was a sweet, sweet moment. Nitey, losers. Gotta' run.

DoktorZoom December 3, 2010 at 12:34 am

Nice video here: http://pushingrope.blogspot.com/2010/12/mullen-ga

Hell, I think Gates is worth quoting in full:

And with respect to polling the services… I didn't spend a career in the military, but I read a lot of history. I can't think of a single precedent in American history of doing a referendum of the American armed forces on a policy issue. Are you gonna ask them if they want 15 month tours? You gonna ask them if they want to be part of the surge in Iraq? That's not the way our civilian-led military has ever worked in our entire history.

real_dc_native December 3, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Yeah, I don't remember reading about Harry Trueman doing a poll about racial integration, or a poll about women flying helicopters. Why now?

Pizzapotomus December 2, 2010 at 10:50 pm

I only hope she plans to approach this Kenny Powers-style:

No writing, just spoken words. The old-fashioned way.

neiltheblaze December 2, 2010 at 11:13 pm

St. Martin's? Jesus. I remember when they had standards. It was long ago – but this is just sad.

DaSandman December 2, 2010 at 11:24 pm

Say hello to the retard's "Mein Kampf"

DoktorZoom December 3, 2010 at 12:29 am

Mein Hairy Kumpt, maybe.

deleted2693485 December 2, 2010 at 11:36 pm

Jokes about witches, masturbation and pubic hair aside; could there be any greater testament to the profound and likely terminal sickness of American society? In what remotely sane society would this person secure a book deal? How deranged would someone have to be to purchase it? How is this possible? (Forgive the lack of "snark").

zhubajie December 3, 2010 at 12:39 am

Is there an Ignobel Prize for literature.

real_dc_native December 3, 2010 at 1:10 pm

Yes, last year:
Ireland's police service (An Garda Siochana), for writing and presenting more than fifty traffic tickets to the most frequent driving offender in the country — Prawo Jazdy — whose name in Polish means "Driving License".

zappadoo76 December 3, 2010 at 2:20 am

Christine O'Donnell: From White Trash To Riches, by Christine O'Donnell.

Raskolnikova December 3, 2010 at 2:44 am

All I want to know is when she plans on devirginizing herself!

marionetta December 3, 2010 at 3:48 am

Same publisher for Jackie Collins' books.

Gotta have some sex in it.

transfatz December 3, 2010 at 4:01 am

"embody O’Donnell’s identification with America’s frustrations"
Says it all.

SwanSwanH December 3, 2010 at 8:16 am

I saw this book when it was a movie called "Single White Female."

Mindblank December 3, 2010 at 8:38 am

Since when is a series of 'tweets' a book?

mavenmaven December 3, 2010 at 8:50 am

She signed the deal now, but it will take her 15 years to finish it. However, in the interim, she will write a one page assignment off campus at Oxford, at which point she will be an Oxford published writer so la dee da.

MoeDeLawn December 3, 2010 at 9:16 am

As a lawn-mowing savant, I offer my ghostwriting services.

donner_froh December 3, 2010 at 9:26 am

How does Christine O'Donnell sign a book deal–with an (x) or with a paw print?

run_said_ran December 3, 2010 at 11:02 am

Expect a foreword by Jesus H. Christ, the likes of which will be translated by Kirk Cameron.

Gorillionaire December 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm

A book deal, eh? What the fuck does it take for a wingnut to get discredited in this country?

lulzmonger December 3, 2010 at 2:38 pm

A Sale Of Two Titties

zhubajie December 3, 2010 at 5:37 pm

St. Martin was famous for giving his clothes to beggers. Is Xtine the Cherry Girl going to be equally generous?

JackObin December 3, 2010 at 9:12 pm

Someone needs to let Christine know that a revolution requires one to put down the press-on nails and get off the couch.

KochFembot December 4, 2010 at 8:59 am

I think St. Martin's is just hoping to get some of that sweet sweet nectar of wingnut welfare where books are bought by the truckload and the title shoots up the best seller list. Joke's on them because that ain't happening with O'Donnell's book. Who does she think she is, Sarah Palin?

Oh, right.

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