Bristol Palin Throws Thesaurus At Keith Olbermann

Bristol Palin went on official Palin family blog "The Facebook" today to attack Keith Olbermann and rouse the pity of the conservative faithful, just as her mother would. Touching . Instead of using the standard teenager speak she and her sister usually employ on Facebook, however, she translated her message to Olbermann with some interesting selections from a thesaurus. "Accusing me of hypocrisy is by now, an old canard. What Mr. Olbermann lacks in originality he makes up for with insincere incredulity." We have no idea what this means, but everyone run to Bristol's aid, because this tiny dancer has been SLIGHTED by a BIG TEEVEE MAN.

Recently, a left wing commentator named Keith Olbermann attacked me for being a spokesperson for abstinence education and for being an Ambassador for the Candies Foundation, which promotes teen pregnancy awareness and prevention education. He went so far as to call me "the worst person" he knows, apparently, for my efforts to educate teenagers about the real world risks of premarital sex.

Accusing me of hypocrisy is by now, an old canard. What Mr. Olbermann lacks in originality he makes up for with insincere incredulity. Mr. Olbermann fails to understand that in order to have credibility as a spokesperson, it sometimes takes a person who has made mistakes. [...]

I have never claimed to be perfect. If that makes me the "worst person in the world" to Mr. Olbermann, then I must apologize for not being absolutely faultless like he undoubtedly must be.

Bristol Palin has never claimed to be perfect. She has never told Keith Olbermann he has to be perfect. She has only told teenagers they have to be perfect, for money.

Also, here's a bizarre thing that popped up on a celebrity blog today:

A source close to the top decision makers at Dancing with the Stars tells HollywoodLife.com that Todd Palin has definitely been approached to compete for the mirror ball trophy in 2011! But unlike his highly criticized daughter Bristol Palin, who competed in season 11, Todd may have a contendor from the Democrat’s camp! Sources tell us that Keith Olbermann has been considered but rejected as a potential choice!

Is this "source close to the top decision" Bristol herself, telling the media that Keith Olbermann was rejected from that dancing show she was on in the off chance he would see this and feel bad about himself? We certainly hope so. [ Facebook / Hollywood Life ]