- Some sneaky Jew-Jew-Yamaka snuck a Star of David onto the roof of the Iran Air headquarters and Allah is PISSED. [Winston's Cat]
- Angelina Jolie is a BITCH because she hates America (but mostly because she is a woman). [Debbie Schlussel]
- Breitbart’s Greg Gutfield went to East Germany to learn about one of the most socially repressive regimes in history, and all he got was a bunch of lousy jokes about Joan Rivers. [BigHollywood]
- Wikileaks is a giant gay bathhouse, proving that repealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell will turn all the military into a trillion dollar production of La Cage Aux Folles. [American Spectator]
- If lack of intercourse causes Jihad, then the computer science departments at America’s universities would have been blown up a thousand times over years ago. [Bare Naked Islam]
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December 2, 2010
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And if anyone knows a giant gay bathhouse, it's the American Spectator.
Hammer, meet nail-head!
Basically, you are saying the only way to achieve universal peace is to fuck our way to Nirvana? OK. When do we start?
It's not when do we start, but rather, please don't stop doing what you've been doing. Amirite?
allah's not pissed, he never drinks. he is allah, he is ea, he is yehwah, he is jehovah, he pits his various peoples against one another and watches what they do, the love and the slaughter, for that is how he sees the world.
I burn down your cities-how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You all must be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why I love mankind
–R Newman
"Ah sweet! We are out of here! Now I can do what I planned to do this morning. Gladiator mice! Hahahaha! Yes! Yes! Die! Die! Die! I have everything and you have nothing!"
He's a 12 year old girl playing Civilization – we are just subroutines in the program.
Some sneaky Jew-Jew-Yamaka snuck a Star of David onto the roof of the Iran Air headquarters
This was just a diversion to distract Iranian security forces while Mossad operatives snuck out to the desert to paint bullseyes on all the Iranian nuclear facilities. Suckers!
Just goes to show you. Put a Jewish star on a roof, you create an international incident. Put a Jewish fiddler on a roof, you win a Tony.
Love the big ol' Star of David concealed on the airline roof. Every good designer likes to include an "Easter egg"–you know, for the fans.
Edit: also, concealing clever jokes in software is apparently more fulfilling than either sex OR jihad.
The lack of the laying does jive with most terrorists being engineers (including IRS plane boy).
How can you tell that an engineer is an extrovert?
When he talks to you, he stares at YOUR shoes instead of his own.
Just cause we're borderline Asperger's Syndrome nerds who don't have females in our classes doesn't mean we're dateless terrorist wannabes…
Ooops, we are.
Lack of intercourse does not cause Jihad, unless you define jihad as "becoming a political follower of Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann."
Christine O'Donnell is another example of what happens when a person does not get laid regularly.
I believe it's Jihad causes lack of intercourse.
Ha ha! Angelina Jolie is "a bitch" who "hates Jews and Israel…she attacked America…she interfered with Immigration and Customs…she’s “absolutely ashamed” of America…and the Jolie-Pitts have decided to sit this Thanksgiving out…"
But I don't care cuz she's purty!!!
I'm feeling too easily angered today to follow any of those links; I think it's the ugly fake babies that keep staring at me from the sidebar, they keep creeping me out.
Whoa, freak city! I just posted telling you to get AD BLOCK, which will keep those babies hidden.
My comment was INSTANTLY "deleted by administrator"!!!
CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps I am screencapturing this, you bastards!
Nah; I like having Wonkette's editors not starve to death.
But if they starve, maybe Angelina Jolie will adopt them.
Wait a minute. I don't think "they" can tell if I'm not looking at the ads; and, I think "they" pay wonkette based on clicks, not stares.
You haven't seen how Ken reacts when someone mentions that product in comments to one of his posts, then; sometimes with a banning.
well it sounds like a certain "Israeli designers 30 years ago" has some explaining to do.
“Angelina Jolie hates this holiday and wants no part in rewriting history like so many other Americans,” a friend of the actress tells me. Yes, I know it’s not a quote from her but from a friend. She’s no dummy. She wouldn’t say it herself.
She's so sneaky that she gets her friends to say unAmerican stuff for her! This substantially reduces the likelihood of me having sex with Angelina Jolie, unless she reads this and calls to beg for a chance to make it up to me.
If she does call, observe caution. When she called me I told her it would be strictly physical and warned her not to get emotionally involved: no effect whatsoever, next thing I know she's madly in love with me. So watch yourself, bro.
I made the mistake of calling her name during a intimate session. "Jen, yes, oh yes, Jen, you are awesome!" I am still seeing stars.
Easy mistake. After all, she was whispering "Ooh, right there, Billy Bob, don't stop!"
Teh computer sci guys and guyettes have been having a sexytime sad since they lost their long far pointers. How much fun can you have with a flat pointer anyway?
Hop over to embedded programming on a PIC18. There may be no long far pointers, but we do have the "short long" datatype to screw with your mind! Or use the PIC24, which has 24-bit memory aligned on 32-bit words and accessed 16-bits at a time! Fun times!
Damnit, I was just about to say that!
So the 80286 was the original sex machine? And here I was thinking it was James Brown.
That was my ZIP Code when I lived in Denver.
It was, but it was a pain in the ass to find sex drivers that installed and worked properly.
The American Spectator is still a thing?
Slogan suggestion? "Naked Islam. A place for OUR side's homicidal jihadists."
Where the hell are those jihadists that went after Salman Rushdie when you need them the most? The bloggers on Naked Islam are easy to find. Most of them have never left their beloved redneck states.
Good god , who sharted up in here? Oh, it's wingtard website roundup . Nevermind.
Okay, today's Big Hollywood column has taught me two things:
1) the columnist has been taking invective lessons from John Boehner; and
2) even people who haven't graduated from 3rd grade can get a job writing for Breitbart.
Angelina gets he 'Murika hatin' from her daddy. Actually, he's maybe more anti-human than just anti-'murikan.
Got to love Gutfield's lede. "So over Thanksgiving I went to Berlin, which is in Germany." Not Berlin, Wisconsin? Thanks for clearing that up.
I also like his alternative history of communism in which Eastern Europe was acutally a dictatorship of unions, not communists. Kind of like Poland which was so oppressed by unions, that the people got together to form a massive Chamber of Commerce to free themselves.
Lech Walensa was the Polish Jimmy Hoffa. Everybody called him that.
Many, that Breitbart thing. I especially loved the long-lived cars= Joan Rivers dig; apparently everyone's forgotten that before GM and Ford realized that they could make more money by building cars out of paper plates, that was how middle-class families all used their cars: you drove it until you broke down, and then you fixed it up, and drove it for another 5 or ten years, until it broke down again. Nowadays, a stiff breeze totals a car, and this is of course a Virtue, because it means we're not socialists, somehow.
And, of course, these are the same people who claim that the standards of living for the middle class isn't deteriorating, it's just people living beyond their means, because after all, your family can buy one single car over their entire lifetimes, just like they could in the 50's- just not the three or four you'd need to buy to have a car, to use, for that amount of time, like back in the day.
::Is probably almost half the age of this asshat, but with more insight as to how things were "back in the day", somehow::
It's hard to believe people were once outraged by planned obsolescence, while nowadays we just shrug it off. Also, nice rant.
My wife & I don't consider our cars broke-in until they have at least 100K on them & 200K is just middle aged. Change the oil and antifreeze (with corrosion inhibitors) and change the brake pads before the horrible grinding sound starts helps a lot in that regard. Also finding out what is causing a new found strange noise, rather than just giving more gas pedal in hopes it will go away. Sorta like limiting how many anus burgers and cheezetoes you have at every meal, and maybe walking once or twice to go three blocks instead of driving helps to keep skiing and playing tennis when yer pulling 60.
It's not that the Trabant was a good car, a well-designed car, or even a durable car (though the damn thing was half plastic, so there's that). It was just the ONLY car most E. Germans could get. Constant repairing and jury-rigging was the only way to keep them running. The Trabant's 2-stroke engine was such a smoky environmental disaster that the EPA wouldn't allow Car & Driver magazine to operate a Trabant that they brought over here for laughs.
Sadly, East Germany didn't have a fleet of decadent capitalist Detroit clunkers to endlessly toy with, like Cubans did.
"Nowadays, a stiff breeze totals a car,"
Is that you or the Breitbart drooler talking? Because today's cars are way tougher than those of yesteryear. And much safer in a crash (though heavier and expensiver to fix, obv). Many, possibly most cars built over the last 10-20 years routinely go 150K and more miles with only the most basic maintenance. Try that in your 1950-1960s style-bucket.
I love those classic old beasts (I own a '66 Chevelle ragtop), but anyone who thinks they are safer or more reliable than modern cars is just plain an idiot.
I agree with you in all but one case, that of having to get from the airport to downtown when yer plane was late and the meeting is soonly. I miss the day when flying into O'Hare you could pass by the new American cabbies in their new shiny sedans and go for the homegrown driver, with serious 'tude, who was driving a Checker Marathon tank. While heading into the city, just loved to watch my guy make the Burber drivers of Beamers and Lexuses dodge or hit their binders to avoid my driver's Marathon while we checkerboarded the freeway getting to the Loop in top speed.
quoting the Neilist…good times, good times.
Impression I've always gotten from old-timers was that old cars were by no means whatsoever safer, but much cheaper to patch up and keep driving for several more years without incident relative to the cost of the car itself, and also much easier to diagnose and repair from the privacy of your own garage. Ironically, it's a lot of the safety-enhancing features- crumple zones, etc that make it so easy to total a car- the idea being that a controlled failure is better than an unexpected one, and so forth.
But, on the other hand, planned obsolescence has been a real strategy of car manufacturers of the past several decades, and it's definitely a form of rent-seeking, so seeing someone praise this sort of thing as a self-evident virtue is still singularly bizarre, whatever the qualifications there exist for saying it's all completely terrible or whatever.
I dunno about the 'planned obsolescence.' Seems silly to me when you're comparing an old Chevy from the '60s that you could get maybe a little more than100k usable life out of, whereas your Chevies of today would be considered a disappointment if they clocked less than 150K w/out a major breakdown.
Subies, Toyotas and Hondas of course are all expected to clock in over 200k and routinely do so.
::Shrugs:: As I said, I was just referring to what I've been told by a number of Olds over the years (and quite liberal Olds, also- like my actually-a-Marxist-for-realz AP Macro teacher, or my econ prof in college, who was basically Krugman with less beard and crazier hair). I'm way too young and sexy to be speaking from firsthand knowledge here, though, I admit.
What's with the sexy pig gif on the Bare Naked Islam site? Are they furries or something? *blark*
I think it's because they believe that, as Muslims don't eat pork (except for the many who do), the sight of a pig will piss them off, even though it doesn't. It's more of the right's petty actions to piss off their "enemies" that does jack shit.
The fact that the pig is wearing a corset and stockings is still unnecessary and very perverse.
Most of the commentors on Bare Naked Islam fuck melons and warm raw poultry while listening to Laura Ingraham and they're not blowing shit up. HENNGGGHHH?!
You can understand Gutfield's confusion: dude thought he was on his way to East Korea.
So according the Bare Naked Islam idiot, polygamists with multiple wives should be some of the most peaceful, progressive individuals around. Like Warren Jeffs, child raper, for instance. Or David Koresh, child raper and insane killer of his followers. Or Jim Jones, ditto. Seems like a pretty airtight theory then.
Unlike those wacky Heaven's Gate eunochs, who never hurt a living soul aside from themselves.
And Christine O'Donnell should be walking through a crowded shopping mall firing off rounds from her XM-25
Doesn't Passover involve some sort of graffiti?
So Greg Gutfield's point is that the Communist edition of East Germany was so inferior to the pre-War version?
Or that West Germany was such a raging success because the Marshall Plan was privately funded – no taxpayer dollars spent on that one?
There is no more deeply committed Coven of Buttfuckers than those employed by or associated with the "American Expectorator" (Because they spit, rather than swallow). Literally oceans of skin crawl when their smirking, simpering feckless leader gets face-time on C-SPAN or some other hapless Media Outlet. Yes, I'm talking about you, R. Emmett Tyrrell (shudder).
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