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  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    Nowadays Rosa Parks would aspire to be an underwear model.

  • Badonkadonkette

    I'm telling you that everyone who runs RickSanchezNews is a lot like Rick Sanchez, and a lot of people who run all the other Twitter News Networks are a lot like Sanchez. And you're telling me that the Sanchezes of the world are oppressed? Please.

    • SexySmurf

      I'm not anti-Semitic or anything, but I believe all Sanchezes are dirty.

      • http://wonkette.com Zvi_Bleindmeis

        Do you believe that Cleveland is always steamy, and trombones rusty?

        • BarackMyWorld

          You need all your devalued p-score points back for that reply.

        • Negropolis

          That, I do not know, but I do know that it's always Sunny in Philadelphia. At least, that's what my talkie/movie-box tells me.

        • CalamityJames

          …and sweaters Cosby?

  • Crank_Tango

    Fuck Rosa Parks, is what he meant to say.

  • neiltheblaze

    I'm sure Rosa Parks would be proud to have Rick Sanchez's approval.

    • DoktorZoom

      Well, the Civil Rights movement was engineered by the negroes' Jewish Overlords, so there'd be a certain irony at work there, wouldn't there?

  • problemwithcaring

    Rich Sanchez is the Rosa Parks of using references to extrordinary people to loudly praise the mediocrity of his kid.

    • Negropolis

      But, surely, Rick's son is the reincarnation of the Buddha.

      Dolly Llama, get yo laughin' Asian ass to the back-a-da' bus up and quick, now.

  • Not_So_Much

    If Rosa Parks met someone who named their kid 'Remmy', I think she would kick that person in the balls before making any other important social gesture.

    • Failure_Artist

      Hey, I have a first cousin once-removed named Remy!

      • SexySmurf

        If I had a cousin named Remy I'd remove him, too.

        • Negropolis

          Hey-Yo!

          Rick names all of his kids after the liquids used in their conception. That's why there is little Samuel Adams Sanchez, and Captain Morgan Sanchez, and the youngest, Four Loko Sanchez, Jr. the III.

          • PsycWench

            When he lost his job at CNN he branched out past liquids, which is why we can expect Alaskan Thunderfuck Sanchez sometime in 2011.

          • V572625694

            But Remy-Martin makes a very fine cognac. Maybe not in Rick's liquor cabinet, I grant you.

    • horsedreamer_1

      It's fitting in this case, though. Rick Sanchez is a Zero.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    I'd be pretty happy to throw everybody who used 'back of the bus' or got offended by said reference this year under the bus (see Republicans, Fox & Friends, Megyn Kelly, you get the drift).

    • revmod

      I'm sure all of those rich white people will refuse to get under the bus, and then compare themselves to Rosa Parks.

  • PublicLuxury

    Rick Sanchez needs to borrow Rosa Parks' Trucknutz.

    • DoktorZoom

      Rick Sanchez is unworthy to cup Rosa Parks' TruckNutz in his feminine little hands.

  • the_problem_child

    So Rick thinks that Rosa Parks was a man, married to mrs parks?

  • 738838

    Rick Sanchez loves Rosa Palm.

  • http://wonkette.com Zvi_Bleindmeis

    Rick was referring to his bottle of 11-year old Rémy Martin. Eight or ten shots of that stuff and Rick starts having a father-son talk with his bottle about civil rights and public transportation. Or sometimes about Jews.

    • Negropolis

      Or, especially Jews.

  • PsycWench

    Does Rick Sanchez have a selection of variously aged Remmys to choose from? Mark Foley wanted to know.

    • CapnFatback

      Not unlike the Cat in the Hat, Sanchez keeps each Remmy under the hat of the Remmy one year older. When little three-month-old Remmy takes his hat off, it unleashes a "Voom" that gets Rick his CNN job back and puts all of the other Little Remmys back under Rick's stylized coif.

  • CapnFatback

    It's good for Mrs. Parks because now that Remmy filled Rick in about this whole bus brouhaha, her courageous stand will no longer be a secret.

  • indecencycmdr

    Today we are all Dirty Sanchezes.

  • DCHatesMe

    It's good to see Rick n Son are interested in yesterday's news. Make yourself comfortable, RS.

  • LionelHutzEsq

    I assume that "n mrs parks" stands for "nigger mrs parks," right?

    • Negropolis

      I believe the correct honorific is "Niggeress Mrs. Parks", thank you very much.

      • LionelHutzEsq

        I stand corrected.

  • BarackMyWorld

    This is like the time the Republicans were shut out of a debate and learned to use twitter.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Twitter — when you care enough to express yourself while pissing all over the English language. Sanchez clearly thought that armpit-farting "We Shall Overcome" was just too staid for such an occasion.

  • http://www.twoeightnine.com twoeightnine

    I am shocked.

    I never expected that Rick Sanchez would figure out how to reproduce.

    • Negropolis

      He obviously eats after midnight very often; so, it's a wonder there aren't even more of them.

  • DoktorZoom

    Rick Sanchez is only slightly urban.

  • ShaveTheWhales

    Assuming that this anecdote is true (it is Rick Sanchez, after all), I want to be clear that I think it's quite groovy that his 11-yo has both learned a significant historical date AND, more importantly, appears to understand why it is significant. Kids are like that; they'll make you proud at the weirdest times.

    Unfortunately, this does not in any way alter the fact that Rick Sanchez himself is a vacuous pretty-boy who failed at even being a token.

  • ShaveTheWhales

    And, also, too, the mental picture of Freddy Mercury coercing avatars of Thoth into teh ghey has pretty much shut down my cortical function (or was that the Cabernet?).

    Good luck, ibises(pl?). Sounds like you're about as fucked as the rest of us.

    • http://theaccidentalenvironmentalist.blogspot.com HurricaneAli

      I believe the plural is 'ibisii.'

  • snoopyfan2010

    Nice, but does his son know the date that Che invaded Cuba???

  • NYNYNY

    And remember, it was because of Parks' bravery in standing up to the jews that we have many freedoms we have today. Sometimes you just have to tell the jews "enough's enough!."

    • Negropolis

      Happy Hanukkah, y'all!