House GOP Ends Climate-Change Committee Because It’s Not Real

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Woot!Because Republicans won a majority in the House in the 2010 elections, climate change no longer exists. Hooray! Jim Sensenbrenner announced that Republicans will be getting rid of the Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming when they take over, so it held its last hearing today so everyone could sign each other’s climate-change committee yearbooks or whatever. So why does this very important issue no longer need special congressional attention? It turns out global warming never existed! Whoops! Why didn’t those silly Democrats listen to the Republicans? Here they are holding hearings about the future of the Earth itself, and the whole time our goofy planet wasn’t warming up at all! What a hilarious blooper!

Sensenbrenner will continue to make sure other people in Congress don’t make this amusing little “climate change” mistake again, he promised. Apparently some people, like the now-dead committee’s chairman, Ed Markey, just don’t see what terrific boners they’re making here.

“We are not going away because the problems that climate change presents are too dangerous too urgent for us to disappear into the abyss of cynicism and loss,” Markey said. “We are not going away because China, India, and Germany are not going away as competitors for global energy dominance. We are not going away because the national security threats from our continued dependence on foreign oil are not going away.”

Hey Markey! Why are your pants all wet? Did you pee yourself? Haha!

No, wait, that’s melted ice-cap water filling the building. And now we’re all drowning. Well, it looked like urine there for a second. What a goof! [Politico with thanks to Wonkette operative "GuyClinch"]

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222 comments

    1. jackannapolis

      It's only practical that they won't worry about climate change. These guys will be dead by the time Goatfuck, Nebraska gets subsumed in the Great Tsunami of 2104 and the SharkMen invade Cincinnati.

    2. Beowoof

      Hey we just got snow here in Rochester, about three weeks past when we would normally get it. And because there is snow on the ground the can't be any global warming.
      And if there was going to be global warming Jesus would have told me about it in revelations.

    3. zhubajie

      A while back a fellow prof told me it can't be happening because Al Gore says it is. "It ain't happening people" are classic nutburgers, a lot like 7-day Creationists. I suspect many ARE 7-day Creationists.

  1. sarjo

    First the pee scores drop…then no unemployment monies…muslin ban…space monsters…noah's ark…and now global warming=jk!

    End times.

    1. GuyClinch

      This truly has been a day of calamity here on the Wonkette. Oh, and for the rest of the country.

      1. DoktorZoom

        Also, snow day in Boise. Had fun taking the spawn sledding, though of course it also meant I won't be getting that big $65 for substituting for the elementary-school secretary.

      1. PublicLuxury

        Yay! Congratulations. You are now an aunt or uncle… leaning toward uncle but it is hard to tell… Sure hope you turn out to be a good one. Buy a stuffed toy and Confederate War Bonds for the kid. The South will rise again so it is a good investment.

    2. Radiotherapy

      Did you "pee" yourself?

      It's even worse then we thought. Our Wonkette overlords are mocking our pitiful metrics.
      I've mentioned this before, but, petty. vindictive, middle-managers (not that Jack is a petty, vindictive, middle manager — oh, no, no, no — love ya big guy) just use metrics as a hammer. Today we have all been nailed.

        1. Radiotherapy

          Now we know how the über-rich feel about their precious, precious tax cuts. See, we do have something in common.

    3. weejee

      And Ken et al haven't reported on the really bad things that happened today. Like, ah, uh, Bachmann and Palin haven't yet raptured to the circling Jebus Zombie space ark, or something.

    4. V572625694

      At least we learned that Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Schlock, is broke. So there's that. The only danger is he'll try to paint his way out of it

          1. tribbzthesquidz

            That's a whole lot of gift book sales to go broke on. I knew he was a mean drunk. Was he into the cocaine also? I hear that costs a lot of money.

      1. HurricaneAli

        We were at a tourist trap over the weekend and the Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light art gallery (and I use "art" in the broadest sense) was having a close-out sale. Now it makes sense. Weird.

    5. BarryOPotter

      End times.

      Yeah, logic had a good run, but all things must come to an end. I increasingly feel like I'm taking a long ride on a slow boat to Le Moyen Age (I insist on using the French words to characterize our society's current trajectory 'cause I'm just a classy cat like that…;-)

  2. Not_So_Much

    Who will take the lead on apologizing to all the oil companies? That pig-face shitbag Joe Barton already got his turn. Someone else should get a chance to strap on the cash knee-pads.

    1. CZL

      Joe Barton is now firmly fixed around the corporate-lobbyist teat, a la "The Human Centipede," except this is even more degrading and disgusting.

    1. SorosBot

      The House actually did; it was the Senate where the climate bill, like so much else, was stalled to death.

      1. slappypaddy

        thanks. i forget about how the democrats have been in the minority in the senate for a generation now.

  3. LionelHutzEsq

    Are they going to drop the House Oversight Committee? Because that certainly didn't exist during the six years the Republicans controlled the House and Bush was in office.

  4. Boredw/Gravity

    Why, God would never let the icecaps melt or the rainforests disappear or the air quality worldwide to become untenable or every other Mayan prediction to come true!

  5. user-of-owls

    Following this logic, the Republicans should abolish the House Armed Services Committee and *poof* no more threats to national security!

  6. EdFlintstone

    Well who could argue with some Koch brothers scientists and Flip the weatherman from San Diego against some measly nobel laureates.

  7. JustPixelz

    Global warming will affect food production, disease transmission, fish migration, infrastructure, insurance. It's not that we won't know what hit us. We will and that's pretty pathetic.

    1. BorderJumper!

      As the recent elections proved once again, people have short-term, selective memory. If they believe the economic mess we are in happened over the last 2 years, how can you expect them to grasp the concept of climate change, which takes decades to evolve.

    2. PublicLuxury

      Those things are bad? They are opportunities for the banksters and tea tards to make a fast buck offering products that supplement the lack of food production, disease transmission, fish migration, infrastructure, insurance and so on. You see disaster, a tea tard see an opportunity to further exploit the planet and their neighbor.

  8. Texan_Bulldog

    First a giant Noah's Ark & now no more climate change committee; let's just anoint Snowbilly the virgin Madonna, get this rapture shit over with & start from scratch.

    1. OneYieldRegular

      Chrisamighty – that's it, isn't it. They just want to wait until the water really starts rising so they can fund NOAH'S BLOODY ARK II, because they're all about not being LEFT BEHIND. Good luck rounding up the two raccoons and a couple of the 88 billion cockroaches that'll still be around.

    2. Texan_Bulldog

      Because, frankly, I could live happily without some of my holier-than-thou 'homescholing' neighbors frowning every time we put our beer bottle filled recycle bin next to theirs.

  9. SayItWithWookies

    It's gratifying to see the party that believes FDR and Hitler fought on the same side against Jesus' Freedom Dinosaur Cavalry aren't letting those godforsaken liberals and their preponderance of scientific elitist studies push them around.

    1. Beowoof

      Facts, again with the facts, I know a guy with red shoes, a funny hat and a book that he says has all the answers in it. He tells me not to worry because this guy will show up one day and make everything all better.

    1. Negropolis

      Which, from now on, will replace the heathen Constitution.

      EDIT: WTF is going on? This is Wonkette. I was being facetious. I didn't think I'd have to say that.

      This is why we can't have nice things, folks.

    2. zhubajie

      The biggest topic in the Bible is "Stop Cheating Poor People!!!" These nitwits don't actually read the Bible.

  10. aguacatero

    You meant "2010" elections, not "2008" … this error in a post about global warming further proves global warming isn't real.

  11. SorosBot

    They probably figure we can just escape the flooding in that mythical boat "recreation" they're building in Kentucky.

    1. user-of-owls

      Hey SB, no disrespect toward your great commentary, but how'd you manage to survive the Night of the Long Pee Knives? I mean, I went from exactly where you are now to a 71 between roughly 10am and 12pm this morning, which actually bummed me out more than I thought it would. Seriously, what's going on?

      1. slithytovesss

        Yah, I noticed that, too. I think this is a social experiment to see how fast we all turn on SB to bring those pee points down. I am terribly disappointed as I was going to use mine to leverage a pay raise, or more basically, my job.

      2. slithytovesss

        Another thought is that Metamarcisf (or whatever) introduced a negative pee virus. I haven't seen that name lately – have you?

        1. user-of-owls

          Yes, he/she is floating about on another thread and that's the funny thing: he's no longer in the red but rather quite respectable (giving the newly devastated averages) pee-wise. I smell a redistribution of wealth here!

          1. sarjo

            Well now, this is starting to sound suspicious.

            I think metamarcis has been lurking here, collecting all our personal infos, and then it STOLE OUR PEES!

            I knew I shouldn't have used my login data as light banter.

      3. Crank_Tango

        yeah I dropped 30 peez overnight, and then added one through my brilliant whatever, gumption?

        Today, we are all peed on, or peed down, something like that.

        1. Beowoof

          It is just another rendition of trickle down economics. They come over from Brietbart, pee on us and we lose all of our p points.

    1. Terry

      And the IRS so we'll all have more money to buy alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. Come to think of it, aren't those three things the holy trinity of the South? No, it has to be Jesus, Elvis, and Dale Earnhart.

    2. Beowoof

      For the first time in my life I was in the sporting goods store checking out the Mossbergs. I made need one to keep teabaggers and gay mexicans who want to get married on my lawn out of my yard.

  12. bumfug

    Talking out of their asses has to release alot of methane but apparently it's not affecting the weather.

    1. PublicLuxury

      Are you going to sleep with a republican? Becareful Johnny. They have been known to grind meat worth $100.

  13. Gratuitous World

    i couldn't think of a better GOP house member to lead the charge against science and diversification of our energy supply than the despicably dishonest and contemptible douchebag Jimmy Sensenbrenner. most of the GOP nuts I can laugh off as near characatures of themselves. but i can't even formulate an unninspired pun for him. i hate hate that man.

    1. V572625694

      Maybe we could get Copernicus declared an enemy combatant, the way Newtie wants to do with Assange. Sure, one's dead and the other never picked up a gun. We can't let that stop us!

    2. zhubajie

      The giant turtle which carries the flat earth told them that there's no globe so there can't be global warming! Although turtle warming is another thing….

  14. fuflans

    ok that's it for today. If somebody doesn't find a 'small boy rescued from dank basement of creationist, global warming denying, teabagging, republican preacher who serves on Children's Affairs Sub-committee' story, I will have to go to Star Magazine.

  15. hagajim

    More wonderful newz from the idiocracy. Boy am I so very happy that the Republicans are in charge again because they are the party of science….the best kind of science that is. If it ain't in the Bible then it ain't science – unless Arthur Laffer says so….

    1. fuflans

      this day has been a non-stop stream of horrors. including the US section of 'the economist' whose editors seem to be having buyers remorse for the their right leaning inclinations.

      thank the god of many eyes and probably cats we have the wonkette.

    1. weejee

      Good gravy, you were a C note & change yesterday. I missed your post that musta really pissed a lot of folk to loose that much pee. It musta been just the best ever.

      1. user-of-owls

        The deal is, though, that I have no negative scores at all on any of my posts, according to my profile. Plus, our old friend metamarscif (sp?) of perpetual red ink is now about equal with me. I think Ah Puch is afoot.

          1. slappypaddy

            some sort of quarterly balancing of the books?

            while we're at it, anybody wanna buy a stray mortgage? small country? or a congress, we've always got one of those for sale.

      2. slithytovesss

        It's a new fucking algorithm – the same one my institution is using to "balance" the budget.

          1. DoktorZoom

            See, this is what life in socialism is all about–they take the pee points from those with the most and redistribute 'em to people like metamarcisf. All the hard work you put into getting your pee points is gone, pffft! in the blink of an eye. All for the "Common Good."

            HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SOCIALIST WONDERLAND NOW, COMRADES?????????!!!!!

          2. DoktorZoom

            Hey, guys, we can all go off an' live by ourselves and be snarky and insightful all for ourselves! And we should start tonight, the first night of the Festival of Lights. If people ask where we went, we'll just tell 'em….

            WE'VE GONE HANNUKAH GALT!!

            Guys? Uh…guys? What are you doing with that dreidel…?

  16. PublicLuxury

    Are they going to throw an "end of year" kegger at the shore? Oh wait. The shore is now 25 miles closer. This is GREAT, less driving, new development opportunities and the fishing from the back porch is OUTSTANDING!

    1. HistoriCat

      At this rate, I should have ocean-front property in about 30 years. I'll be 71 then, so if I'm lucky I can sell my new upwardly valued real estate to fund retirement – after all, we won't have Social Security any more.

    1. Cicada

      Just wait until Steve King takes over the Immigration Subcommittee. This is the guy who compared illegal immigrants to stray cats and livestock.

      C-SPAN should just start playing "Yackety Sax" over their coverage of the House.

      1. zhubajie

        If the illegals left Storm Lake, the place would dry up and blow away. The local economy is based largely on the local packing plant, which is staffed largely with illegals. I doubt they could replace them with locals: they went through the supply of young, strong, locals who are willing to do the worst kind of assembly line work for LOW wages quite a few years ago.

    2. trampndirtdown

      I remember back in the late 80's early 90's Newty and that other idiot B1 Bob from cali were back bench bomb throwers.Then there was talk about Newt for speaker and I thought that dipshit ha ha bring it on. Well it was brought and as horrible as it was at the time the dipshit shone it's way through, people realized what a toad he really is. I only hope something similar may happen without too much damage in the meantime. Refudiate Also.

  17. PsycWench

    The GOP will reverse this decision once they realize how much "money" (dead seals and fish) can be gained from The Polar Bear PAC.

  18. GOPCrusher

    Can't they at least wait until the new Congress, before they flush the toilet that was America?

  19. elviouslyqueer

    Blackburn (R – TN) added that the panel has offered a useful platform for climate skeptics. “I think that we’ve done a good job of proving that global warming is not a decided science.”

    Yep, this from a woman whose state brought you the Scopes Monkey Trial. Plus ça change.

  20. SudsMcKenzie

    Now with that stupid climate shit over with, can we Pleeaase get back to Steroids in Baseball, think of the Children!

  21. WhatTheHeck

    I’ll send a letter to all those sub-tropical birds which have now moved into European temperate zones to get the fuck back to where they belong. Cause Merika said so.

  22. DoktorZoom

    Hey, you know how Global Warming is all a myth? Turns out that those crazyheads in the Insurance Industry are taking the goofy idea seriously, and are very, very nervous about having to write policies in coastal areas that may end up underwater.

    I'm looking forward to the warming-deniers explaining that the insurance industry is controlled by a cabal of liberals.

    1. DebC2

      And we can't wait for Inhofe to be underwater in that God-forsaken hole of
      Sharia law fearing rednecks.

  23. JackObin

    They really are men's men, these Republicans. It's too bad most of them have multiple chins and predilections for draft-dodging.

  24. imissopus

    If I spend any more time reading this site today I'm going to kill myself. It's too damn hard to find the funny with these shitheads at this moment.

    1. weejee

      I'm with ya, but you have to follow the Neilist's advice, remain the shooter but redirect who is the shootee. Instead of whack-a-mole how's 'bout whack-an-asshat? Or when the new GOPee House caucus caca-R-us meets for the first time and Mr. Chairstick Boner yells pull at the start of their group fap, Opus needz to be in the gallery with a 12 gauge and see how many chickenhawks you can bag.

      That's a joke Homerland Security, in case yer a bit slow.

      1. imissopus

        It's always a struggle to hold my 12-gauge steady with my flippers but I'm willing to give it a shot.

        And if the FBI is reading this, Hoover was a flaming queen.

    1. DCValleyGirl

      I have no idea what the story's about – I keep getting snagged on that picture. That is one seriously freaking cute cub.

  25. LakeLucilleLoon

    Not until New York and DC tourists are regularly navigating the city via raised 3 foot sidewalks will anyone in a position of power realize that this shit is real.

    1. DashboardBuddha

      Oh they'll believe it…they just won't believe it was human caused. No harm, no foul, right?

  26. BarackMyWorld

    You know what I like about Republicans being in charge of Congress?

    Its like they can't wait to put big target's on themselves, and without the Democrats to hide behind its that much more obvious who to aim the ridicule at..

    1. zhubajie

      When things go really bad, they will blame liberals, Muslims, Jews, immigrants, etc. Anyone but themselves!

  27. user-of-owls

    I just lost all of the carefully cultivated pee respect of my peers. Now I know how Canada feels after Wikileaks.

    #User-of-Hoekstra

        1. user-of-owls

          Somewhere, a monkey is pointing at us and taunting, "So Mr. I'm-Opposable-And-You're-Not, who's laughing now?"

  28. mumbly_joe

    To be fair to the incoming Congress, if they didn't get rid of this committee, they wouldn't have had room for the new House Select Committees on:

    Where's the Birth Certificate;
    Completing the Danged Fence;
    Why Climate Change is a Complete Fraud, and if Anything We Should Be Paying BP to Emit Carbon, While Apologizing to Them, Also;
    Un-American Activities, Part II: McCarthy's Revenge;
    Nullification;
    The New Black Panthers;
    Defunding ACORN Some More;
    Seeing if There's A Way We Can Cold Torture Some Mulsims and Mexicans, Even if a Certain Very Very Urban President Doesn't Want To;

    And many others. This is important work, folks.

    Remember kids: if one major political party says that the preponderance of evidence suggests that global warming, driven by the rapid uptick in greenhouse gas emissions incident to human industrialization, is already having a significant impact on the biosphere and also low-lying island countries, and could have catastrophic effects within a generation or two, and the other major political party says that that view is a form of paganism and therefore wrong because the Bible says No More Flooding right after the part where the 250-year-old man fit every extant species of life onto a single boat and kept them from eating each other for a month and a half, and also that Global Warming is a hoax perpetrated by a conspiracy comprising thousands of scientists, the UN, the governments of every other developed nation in the world, Al Gore, and probably also George Soros, then clearly the Rational Center lies between those two extremes, and thus the only reasonable position must lie somewhere in between and incorporate elements of both views. This is how reality works.

    1. BarackMyWorld

      A candidate or office holder's relative position on in an arbitrary political spectrum and desire to compromise or even completely abandon their views in the name of bipartisanship is far more important than whether or not their views are supportable with evidence or proof.

      Evan Bayh in 2012.

    2. zhubajie

      You know, lots of earlier civilizations have destroyed themselves by screwing up their environments. You can be sure that each time, important people denied the obvious.

    3. BarryOPotter

      This is how reality works

      Are you sure? I thought that's only how CNN worked. Hm. The More You Know (TM)…*

  29. Plowmon

    Ok, it's getting warmer, the planet has been there before. It sure beats glaciers in Central Park though that will come again eventually. Everyone just take a big bong hit and relax…

      1. Plowmon

        That's right, the chances of governments across the globe agreeing to limit growth (and actually doing it) to combat climate change is about zero. Mother Nature will come up with something new to control this infestation of hominids and then all will be well, something like an airborne hemorrhagic fever maybe…

        1. BarryOPotter

          Mother Nature will come up with something new to control this

          Ever hear of the Rapture, people? Duh!

  30. Neilist

    This "democracy" thing is a good idea . . . why, precisely?

    Sorry. Can't wait around for the answer. Alcibiades wants my vote on this "Sicilian Expedition" thingy.

    Sounds like the Best Military Idea since the Medes invaded Attica . . . or was that the Iraqis?

    Neilist
    "Get Out The Vote: Get It Wayyyyyyyy Out!"

    1. weejee

      But it's so hard to do the maths. All the Repukes are squares, well maybe the odd null set here or there, so how do you do the least squares?

  31. glindsey1979

    Good. I want to see all the dipshit fucktard Teabaggers starve to death, honestly surprised as hell that they weren't raptured up or granted manna (a.k.a. "KFC Double-Downs") from heaven or something.

    Or maybe we can kill and eat them when food becomes scarce.

    Not that I'm bitter or anything right now.

    1. HempDogbane

      I never understood what it meant anyway, but now that my score is cut almost in half, I must only be half as ignorant.

  32. x111e7thst

    After the revolution I will want one of these fucktards to be my pukka walla. I will fit him with a shock collar for those occasions when I need him to make a more strenuous effort.

  33. RIPconstitution

    Global warming exists=increased bikini sales.
    versus
    Republicans in congress=increased lingerie sales.
    Honestly, I don't see where the loss is.

  34. slithytovesss

    Yippee. From 102 pees to 43 – a pocketful of comments and I'm up to 45. Who says people need monies for motivation? All they needs is peesies. Never mind govmint salaries – freeze 'em all and give 'em pees. Bravo Wonkette!

  35. L188188

    I am so glad the Republicans learned their lesson from the trouncing they got in 2008, and have come back into power with a fresh new outlook and a wonderful vision for helping America again!

  36. comrad_darkness

    The Europeans are discovering that at their latitude, absent the gulf stream, it snows like hell. Maybe the Inuit can teach the Scots how to hunt seals to survive, they live at the same latitude.

    Yippie, with climate change Santiago de Compostela, Spain gets to be the new Buffalo, New York.

    1. BarryOPotter

      Ooo!!!! I can't wait for Santiago de Compostela Wing night at La Tasca!!!

      "Un Negra Modelo, por favor. Que es ésta, una cerveza? No hay mas de Naomi?"

  37. mercianomad

    So we use scientists when our engineers aren't smart enough on their own to build an atomic bomb or send us to the moon, and we use them to keep Dick Cheney's robot scarecrow body alive in order to maintain his execrable mind and personality in perpetuity, but they are soap salesmen when they try to tell us our planet may be in peril because of the nature of our "progress." Smart, we are. And very savvy. As well.

  38. user-of-owls

    In a few years, untold thousands of low-lying island residents around the world will pick up the Teabag chant: "We want our country back!"

    Only they will mean it literally.

  39. hooray4anything

    To all the pundits, columnists, and cable news "experts" who wrote about the need for moderation from Obama or bipartisanship or played the "well, both sides are crazy" thing or talked about how a Republican congress would be good because it'll help us fight the deficit and make the government work better, bite me. And then, after that, suck it. And once that's done, go fuck yourselves and then go fuck your family. Any idiot with half a brain could have seen this coming except for you, all you David Broders out there. How's that "bipartisanship" working for ya?

    And if you write one more time about how Obama has to reach out or be more moderate, you can go repeat everything I just told you to do and then repeat it over and over again until you realize that you're all a bunch of fucking jokes who are responsible for America's ever-increasing status as a third-rate country as anyone.

  40. VinnyThePooh

    The naysayers still think they're livin' in Jeebus Dayz, when the Earth seemed without limits in size or resources. Now, climate change aside, you'd think any half-witted person would embrace the prescribed minor lifestyle changes just for the energy savings alone. Nope. They believe scientific data isn't real because it's intangible and they certainly don't like those tree-huggin' hippies tellin' 'em how to live, because that's conspirin' to takes der freedumbs.

    Well, monster truck morons, the pain you're about to feel will be very real…and Jeebus won't save you from it. You had your chance to exercise a little foresight and take the slow, painless path towards renewable energy, but opted to have an Alamo for your selfishness and righteousness. So be it. Reality is comin' for you like a gunslingin' Yul Brynner. You ready?

  41. Radiotherapy

    O/T. But this tax cut on the rich thing, to me, is a crucible for Obama and the Dems. Certainly, I'll always take them over Boner and teabaggers, but if they don't cave I will have some respect thrown in.
    For some reason it's all quiet on the Stormfront, Redstate, Breitbart. Do you think, even those black is white, up is down clowns can't defend this abject iniquity? They'll just let Boner and McConnell do the heavy lifting and hope all is forgotten or obscured in the next cycle? Seriously, like only the intractable 23% think giving the house away is reasonable.
    C'mon Barry and Harry, for once, just once, do the right thing and stick to 250,000. 75% of this country knows that it is the noble, fair thing to do.
    But, I wouldn't bet on it.

    1. sarjo

      I concur. My concern now is that there only seem to be two possibilities:
      1) Barry and Co. have a plan, and I'm too stupid to see it; or
      2) Barry and Co. are giving away the farm for a handful of beans, and I was stupid to expect otherwise.

  42. obfuscator2

    i guess i kind of agree with the incoming gop leadership in the house in one respect: if this is the kind of government we can expect, i actually do want less of it.

  43. DoktorZoom

    Hey, they were OK with having a war that would be paid for by future generations, so why not run out the clock on the climate, too? I got mine, Jack, and maybe Jebus WILL show up, it could happen.

  44. trampndirtdown

    They're also ok with trying to balance the budget with SS cuts, not theirs but in the future, you know for the kids. Greedy fucks!

  45. chascates

    Next up: laws mandating toilets with 20-gallon flushes and light bulbs made out of hand-spun glass.

    REFUDIATE SOCIALISM!

  46. e_z

    Myself, I'm investing in those neck gill things Kevin Costner had in "Water World". I'll be a ba-zillionaire and the Bush Tax Cuts will just be the iceing on the top of the fishcake.

  47. mememine69

    You self serving political animals that rode the back of climate change to push your hate for opposing political views will be viewed in history as criminals and heartless modern day witch burners. WE NEED LOVE, NOT WINDMILLS. You tried to scare my kids for 24 years, JUST to get them to turn the lights out more often and vote for your party? HOW DARE YOU!. Now you are seeing a denier wave of denier rage from both liberal and neocon ranks.
    As for the news editors, BLAME can squarely be placed now on the NEWS EDITORS for this 24 year old CO2 mistake that not only lead us to another BUSH like neocon false war against a false enemy of climate change, but saw billions of people needlessly condemned to death by CO2 and for distracting us from our real environmental goal, population control.
    System change, not climate change.
    News Editors must be charged with treason for this needless war and needless panic.
    System Change, not Climate Change.
    Climate change has done to journalism, science and progressivism, what abusive priests did to religion.
    -FROM A REAL LIBERAL.

    1. HempDogbane

      Thanks for having the courage to present your views. Please send me two (2) of your WE NEED LOVE, NOT WINDMILLS bumper stickers.

    2. comrad_darkness

      Yeah, I think population control will go over much better with the, um, population than suggestions about light bulb technology. Lord knows, light bulbs are sacrosanct.

      Climate change is a done deal. Best start discussing how best to plan for its effects, actually. Politically, given that the u.s. will be a net winner, it should be easy to get a discussion opened. The teabaggers and nascar fans cry if you tell them the u.s. isn't number one in absolutely everything and in this case you can start the conversation with that and they won't just put their fingers in their ears and try to kick you in the nuts like they do when most obvious things are pointed out to them.

    3. SorosBot

      Moron, just because you loudly scream that the Earth is flat doesn't make it any less round. And here, you idiots who deny proven reality are really dangerous because we are not doing anything to prevent a looming disaster that we know is coming, all because useful idiot corporate tools like you keep claiming that proven facts are wrong. Fuck off and stop trying to kill humanity you stupid stupid shithead.

    4. natoslug

      Visualize Whirled Bullshit!

      Save the planet, eat a Thing!

      There, two more slogans for ya. Although I still can't decide if you're seriously that Trigged, or if that was some amazing snark. I need coffee.

    5. GOPCrusher

      This reminds me of the tirades that you read on some of the hunting forums I go to. I actually read that some moran was against windmills because they would affect migration patterns of geese.
      The stupid, it burns.

  48. DahBoner

    Republicans to Polar Bears: DIE YOU FUCKERS, DIE!!!!!

    Also, in addition to: PALIN 2012: MAYAN PROFIT SEE?

  49. GeorgiaBurning

    Next up, revive that old Indiana state bill that changed the value of "pi" to make math easier.

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