• The most powerful branch of the U.S. government, the UN, is going to take away all your guns and force all Americans to dip their fries in disgusting mayonnaise like a common Belgian. [WorldNetDaily]
  • At least America still has the best brown-people-killing boom-boom sticks in the world. USA! USA! [FoxNews]

  • Enough of this gay-ass “diplomacy,” why can’t Obama be more like the legendary Texan patriot and invade every country we dislike for no reason? [The Foundry]

  • Everyone wants Hillary Clinton’s scalp so they can eat it and gain her power. [Gateway Pundit]

  • It is time to take action against Apple and their fag-hags by reinstating the hate-app they so rancorously tore from the hands of iPhone-using gay-bashers everywhere. [LifeNews]
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