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Christine O’Donnell Planning On Switching Parties In 2012

'Leaking'? We don't want to ask.Hey you guys, Christine O’Donnell is still willing to set fire to some media oxygen! Good Morning America had her and failed CNN newsman D.L. Hughley on today, because what America loves is listening to two people who know little about current events telling us their PERSPECTIVE. So here is what Christine thinks about Hillary Clinton: “I would love to see her take out Obama in the primary. You know, I would even be tempted to change my registration so that I could vote for her in the Democratic primary.” Sounds like a plan. Christine O’Donnell is now your problem, Democratic Party. Enjoy her trying to latch onto Hillary Clinton to create the most frightening presidential ticket since Teddy Roosevelt and an estrous rhinoceros won the Progressive Party nomination in 1912.

So is the former Delaware GOP senate candidate pushing a Clinton candidacy because she thinks Clinton would be easier to beat in the general election?

Shut up, Stephanopoulos. Shutupanopoulos.

“No. It’s because right now I think that anybody is better than Obama,” O’Donnell told me.

Anybody, huh? Maybe Mark Foley does have a chance at returning to elected office, per this expert political commentator. [ABC News]

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  • Crank_Tango

    She just likes Hillary's raging 70s bush.

    • DahBoner

      Someone should tell the witch that "Anybody But Bush" didn't work in 2004, either.

    • el_donaldo

      I think so. Switching parties here means she'll be having sexless one night stands with women instead of men.

      • http://fontofliberty.blogspot.com/ Rarian Rakista

        She will need a time machine if she wants her muff dived, lesbians have been courageously shaving their pink vacuums since the 1980's.

        • UW8316154

          God knows I have, I like things tidy.

  • OneDollarJuana

    O'Donnell switching parties? Instead of not masturbating in a straight way, it'll be not masturbating in a gay way.

    • DashboardBuddha

      God a' mighty…you don't think she secretly faps to pictures of Hillary in a pantsuit. My god…I think I just ruined sex for myself forever.

  • i_AM_ready

    "I think that anybody is better than Obama."

    Translation: "I am a racist."

    • StillGoinGreen

      Translation: I wanna get jackhammered by that blackhammer!!

      • Beowoof

        Christine in search of the BBC.

    • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

      I think that anybody any white person is better than Obama.

      Fixed it for you Christine.

  • mavenmaven

    isn't her spotlight time over? Wasn't she so, like, October 2010? What's next, the return of platform shoes?

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    What is this long good-bye crap from her? She must think she is Richard fucking Nixon.

    You have been refudiated, honey. Go away forever.

    • MARCdMan

      God help us all when she tries to leak a sex tape to keep the spotlight.

    • ttommyunger

      Don't blame this clueless twat, it's our lameass Media that keeps putting a microphone in her puffy little face.

    • uncuntstitutional

      I'd refudiate all over that gap-toothed face of hers

  • MinAgain

    Hillary must be giving herself the V-8 forehead slap for not deploying the devastating O'Donnell Effect during the last presidential primary. But really, who knew?

  • edgydrifter

    The name is kind of familiar… should I know who this woman is?

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      I envy your dementia.

    • Negropolis

      She's Rosie O'Donnell's sister. Or is it Lawrence O'Donnell, or Jim McConnell?

  • horsedreamer_1

    Richard Mellon Scaife likes this.

  • Serolf_Divad

    Prediction: in 2012 Mitt Romney will pick Christine O'Donnell to be his running mate. The move will give his campaign a temporary boost until O'Donnell is allowed to stand before a microphone and remind the sane part of the country what an idiot she is.

    • Bonzos_Bed_Time

      It worked so well in '08.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    Seems a bit fuzzy to me.

    • charlesdegoal

      Is this in reply to Crank Tango's initial comment?

    • StillGoinGreen

      Just another Bush out there telling the media what they want to hear.

  • charlesdegoal

    I see Papandreoupolis' point: The Republicans want someone else besides Obama to be nominated, so one of their own can be elected. Except that if "anybody's" better than Obama, why don't they want to run against him? Nothing's more fascinating than a lame journalist interviewing an inane politician.

    • Progressiveinga

      Egggzzzackly, CDG. If the Snufaluffagus asked her that, there wouldn't be this great theatre. We wouldn't get to wonder if this no-talent jobless grifter really would switch parties to vote for Hils and play that out in our little heads and watch as this theme gets played over and over for the next 23 1/2 hours. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

      I hate myself.

  • Eve8Apples

    Isn't there a little girl from Kansas willing to dump a bucket of water on that witch?

  • OkieDokieDog

    Reminds me of the days of "anybody but Bush".

    Like Hillary doesn't have enough to do these days, some press corp person will be asking her what she thinks of O'Donnell's "endorsement".

    • DahBoner

      Just add an A to that ABB and you got Swedish wuss rock…

  • http://s227.photobucket.com/albums/dd271/lascauxcaveman/?action=view&current=KZ1100shafty.jpg Lascauxcaveman

    Enjoy her trying to latch onto Hillary Clinton to create the most frightening presidential ticket since Teddy Roosevelt and an estrous rhinoceros won the Progressive Party nomination in 1912.

    The Cow-Moose party?

    • SophistFCD

      The Bull Dyke party?

    • uncuntstitutional

      the Bitch-Witch party

  • Bonzos_Bed_Time

    You know Bill's licking his chops for a Clinton/Xtine 2012 get together.

    • Beowoof

      Bill is going to video the event for fapping material.

  • StillGoinGreen

    Or occupations – crazy cat lady is always open!

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      Or dimensions.

  • JustPixelz

    "I'm not a switch."

    • DahBoner

      Nor is she macking a cane.

    • arcane_allusion

      Okay we did the nose.

      But you do have a mole.

  • StillGoinGreen

    She's not leaking, just watering the shrubs.

  • magic_titty

    For a person who claims to not believe in masturbation or black magic, Christine O'Donnell seems to have no problem fingering an accused witch as a viable Presidential candidate in 2012.

  • GuyClinch

    I just returned from spending 4 days in Delaware with my sane friend, whose insane, teabagger father (and O'Donnell voter) earnestly bet me $500 that before Election Day 2012, Obama will reveal–in unequivocal terms–that he is a Muslim. Asked why Obama would do this, he replied that "them goddam Saudis will make him do it."

    Anyhow, how should I spend my forthcoming 500 clams?

    • awesome_dude

      Buy a gift for a gay wedding.

    • http://www.marionstein.net MarionNYNY

      I'm out of work and could really use some dough. Any chance of your giving out the geezer's address?

    • jim89048

      Buy Delaware?

    • genxr

      I wouldn't take that bet. You know that sometime during the 2012 election some right wing blog is going to post "unequivocal proof" of Obama revealing his Muslim-ness. Do you really want to have that argument with him?

      • GuyClinch

        I made him agree that it has to be a live address at a news conference, Oval Ofc address, or comments captured on film to the LSM. This was the first time I'd spent any length of time in the company of a teabagger, and it truly is an astonishing thing to sit around and drink with one of these guys for 4 days straight.

        • awesome_dude

          He drank with you, someone who is not a Real American, meaning by extension every other teabagger now considers him to not be a Real American. Head asplode?

    • StillGoinGreen

      Buy chopsticks, lots of chopsticks.

    • http://s227.photobucket.com/albums/dd271/lascauxcaveman/?action=view&current=KZ1100shafty.jpg Lascauxcaveman

      I've made bets like this with guys like this. Somehow they all seem to be of Welsh descent.

      • LeAlbatross

        It's hard being the only Derpmeister in the Village…

      • GOPCrusher

        Agreed. Obviously, you took this man out of context. He probably really said that Obama will say the word "Muslim" and you just heard him wrong.

      • http://fontofliberty.blogspot.com/ Rarian Rakista

        I'm Welsh and do not subscribe to said theories, maybe its because I'm intellectually lazy but those conspiracies they talk about seem to take up a large portion of their daily thinking regiment, all that cortical juice I need for work and school.

    • uncuntstitutional

      just make sure you spend it in tax-free DE

    • kenlayisalive

      ????
      Profit!

    • Barbara_i

      Buy DuPont stock?

  • SayItWithWookies

    So Obama's the worst president in the world, and Hillary would be completely awesome, is that what she's saying? I'd love to ask her which policies Hillary would have that would be so different from President Obama's that would make all the difference. Of course that would probably require a giant hookah and a 1.5 liter bottle of wine to make any sense of her answer. Also she'd have to give her answer while sitting naked in a baby pool full of olive oil.

  • DaSandman

    No honey, I'm sorry but no. You'd have to start taking much better care of your body hair before you could jump ship. Spend some of the millions the idiots gave you for the election on a ruthless European glam squad. And make sure to get some Vicodien because that waxing is gonna hurt like the dickens.

  • CapeClod

    And the opinion of a massive failure who was shunned by her own party is important for what reason again?

    • slappypaddy

      sex sells.

      especially the republican kind.

    • Beowoof

      They are just hoping they can find a breaking story where Christine got banged in a three way and she then discusses her new found love of blowing democrats. Can't think of any other reason to get her on the news.

  • DahBoner

    What Cuntree is she from again?

    • Beowoof

      She is from the Cuntree Club.

  • Radiotherapy

    So this is what happens when you don't get a gig at Fox?

    • ttommyunger

      The day is young, Radio.

      • SophistFCD

        Not that young.

        • ttommyunger

          I predict she will soon be on the Faux payroll. It's a perfect fit!

  • widestanceroman

    This sounds like some kind of master bait-and-switch ploy that will fail to the amusement of everyone. Chrissy, just switch hands and don't tell us about it. 'k?

  • freakishlywrong

    Irrelevant, loser fame whore is an irrelevant loser.

  • slappypaddy

    not only does she not seem to have a clue about current events, she doesn't even seem to know what year it is (hint for xtine: it is not 2008).

    and she doesn't seem to know that there is more than one primary is the preznential contest.

    and she doesn't seem to understand that it would be very, very unlikely for a sitting sec'y of state to run against an incumbent preznint.

    she and palin are neck-and-neck in the stupidity race, leaving the competition far behind.

    • Beowoof

      I don't know Michelle seems to be holding her own. (Not in a sexual way).

  • hagajim

    Why is ABC showing Christine O'Donnell taking a pee on the teevee with the headline "Leaking Nation" below? Is this just another attempt by the Lamestream Media to smear one of our Mama Grizzly darlings? Bastards!

    • horsedreamer_1

      Guccione lives!

    • Beowoof

      Live demonstration of Trickle down economics.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    "Leaking Nation" indeed. Christine is leaking her sweet luv juice thinking about Obama getting into her white house.

  • slithytovesss

    And thus we probe the depths of Christine's political vision.

  • Rosie_Scenario

    Currying favor with the PUMAs.

  • fuflans

    so lemme recap: kinda middle of the road politics, got a few major bills passed, cut some taxes, treading a moderate line on the world stage with moderate success, working on that arab-israeli peace at an early date, trying to contain iran / limit nuclear weapons, mopping up our wars of misadventure, talking about deficit reduction in a rational way…

    where is this terrible-ness of the o'bama administration?

    oh, wait right: that black man is taking away our trans fats.

  • ttommyunger

    So the Anti-Fapper-in-Chief is now expounding on future Presidential Strategy at the Party Level? Did this interview come before or after the one where she describes the Baby Jeebus riding a Dinosaur into battle against the evil Climate Change Scientists?

  • jim89048

    Palin/Sasquatch 2012!

  • Fare la Volpe

    Now that is the face of someone enjoying a shiny new buttplug. Believe me.

  • Wadisay

    Frankly, if she could broker a deal where the Democrat (as Obama will soon be referring to it) Party would sell its soul to the devil in exchange for power and influence, I might just go for it.

  • mookwrthwilson

    Now which of Hillary's reasonably liberal positions does young Christine like the most???

    • Beowoof

      Scissoring.

  • chascates

    If she ends up on the talk shows as often as John McCain now that she's lost I'm going to switch parties and join the Taliban.

  • Worthly Wokette Skum

    … since Teddy Roosevelt and an estrous rhinoceros won the Progressive Party nomination in 1912 …

    … thus inspiring John McCain, some 96 years later …

  • doxastic

    BREAKING: Christine O'Donnell would prefer any white person to Barack Obama!

  • PublicLuxury

    Grooming is important in a presidential election. Shave that Bush! Wax that Bush. Mow that Bush. The US likes their Bushes trimmed and stupid. I'm sure she has a shot. Jebby/Xtine 2112. (they need some time to get their platform together)

  • Plowmon

    I wonder if she has sideburns in a bikini?

  • Tobacky

    Before Obama win Repubs: OMGAWD Hill is the most liberal witch that has ever liberalled. She is a commie red commie pants and a dyke witch to boot,. Once Obama won: Hill is a reasoned moderate who should have won and anyone is better than Obama really.

    If I didn't know better, I would think that this is all cynical opportunistic politics here.

    • HistoriCat

      Republicans DO NOT engage in cynical opportunistic politics! I have the vapors just contemplating such an odious thing. Oh my heavens!

  • JackObin

    Remember the days when politics attracted intelligent humans? Now it's one endless Jerry Lewis telethon.

  • BarackMyWorld

    “I would love to see her take out Obama in the primary."

    Christine O'Donnell also thinks the Rangers would beat the Giants if they played each other in the World Series.

  • transfatz

    I think Christine meant that she would be changing her panties in 2012