INFAMOUS PUBIC-HAIR HAVERS  11:37 am November 30, 2010

Christine O’Donnell Planning On Switching Parties In 2012

by Jack Stuef

'Leaking'? We don't want to ask.Hey you guys, Christine O’Donnell is still willing to set fire to some media oxygen! Good Morning America had her and failed CNN newsman D.L. Hughley on today, because what America loves is listening to two people who know little about current events telling us their PERSPECTIVE. So here is what Christine thinks about Hillary Clinton: “I would love to see her take out Obama in the primary. You know, I would even be tempted to change my registration so that I could vote for her in the Democratic primary.” Sounds like a plan. Christine O’Donnell is now your problem, Democratic Party. Enjoy her trying to latch onto Hillary Clinton to create the most frightening presidential ticket since Teddy Roosevelt and an estrous rhinoceros won the Progressive Party nomination in 1912.

So is the former Delaware GOP senate candidate pushing a Clinton candidacy because she thinks Clinton would be easier to beat in the general election?

Shut up, Stephanopoulos. Shutupanopoulos.

“No. It’s because right now I think that anybody is better than Obama,” O’Donnell told me.

Anybody, huh? Maybe Mark Foley does have a chance at returning to elected office, per this expert political commentator. [ABC News]

 
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Crank_Tango November 30, 2010 at 11:41 am

She just likes Hillary's raging 70s bush.

DahBoner November 30, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Someone should tell the witch that "Anybody But Bush" didn't work in 2004, either.

el_donaldo November 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm

I think so. Switching parties here means she'll be having sexless one night stands with women instead of men.

Rarian Rakista November 30, 2010 at 2:11 pm

She will need a time machine if she wants her muff dived, lesbians have been courageously shaving their pink vacuums since the 1980's.

UW8316154 November 30, 2010 at 8:56 pm

God knows I have, I like things tidy.

OneDollarJuana November 30, 2010 at 11:42 am

O'Donnell switching parties? Instead of not masturbating in a straight way, it'll be not masturbating in a gay way.

DashboardBuddha November 30, 2010 at 11:51 am

God a' mighty…you don't think she secretly faps to pictures of Hillary in a pantsuit. My god…I think I just ruined sex for myself forever.

i_AM_ready November 30, 2010 at 11:43 am

"I think that anybody is better than Obama."

Translation: "I am a racist."

StillGoinGreen November 30, 2010 at 11:51 am

Translation: I wanna get jackhammered by that blackhammer!!

Beowoof November 30, 2010 at 1:47 pm

Christine in search of the BBC.

donner_froh November 30, 2010 at 2:20 pm

I think that anybody any white person is better than Obama.

Fixed it for you Christine.

mavenmaven November 30, 2010 at 11:44 am

isn't her spotlight time over? Wasn't she so, like, October 2010? What's next, the return of platform shoes?

donner_froh November 30, 2010 at 11:44 am

What is this long good-bye crap from her? She must think she is Richard fucking Nixon.

You have been refudiated, honey. Go away forever.

MARCdMan November 30, 2010 at 11:58 am

God help us all when she tries to leak a sex tape to keep the spotlight.

ttommyunger November 30, 2010 at 12:17 pm

Don't blame this clueless twat, it's our lameass Media that keeps putting a microphone in her puffy little face.

uncuntstitutional November 30, 2010 at 12:33 pm

I'd refudiate all over that gap-toothed face of hers

MinAgain November 30, 2010 at 11:45 am

Hillary must be giving herself the V-8 forehead slap for not deploying the devastating O'Donnell Effect during the last presidential primary. But really, who knew?

edgydrifter November 30, 2010 at 11:45 am

The name is kind of familiar… should I know who this woman is?

Monsieur_Grumpe November 30, 2010 at 11:57 am

I envy your dementia.

Negropolis November 30, 2010 at 10:55 pm

She's Rosie O'Donnell's sister. Or is it Lawrence O'Donnell, or Jim McConnell?

horsedreamer_1 November 30, 2010 at 11:46 am

Richard Mellon Scaife likes this.

Serolf_Divad November 30, 2010 at 11:47 am

Prediction: in 2012 Mitt Romney will pick Christine O'Donnell to be his running mate. The move will give his campaign a temporary boost until O'Donnell is allowed to stand before a microphone and remind the sane part of the country what an idiot she is.

Bonzos_Bed_Time November 30, 2010 at 11:55 am

It worked so well in '08.

ManchuCandidate November 30, 2010 at 11:48 am

Seems a bit fuzzy to me.

charlesdegoal November 30, 2010 at 11:51 am

Is this in reply to Crank Tango's initial comment?

StillGoinGreen November 30, 2010 at 11:54 am

Just another Bush out there telling the media what they want to hear.

charlesdegoal November 30, 2010 at 11:48 am

I see Papandreoupolis' point: The Republicans want someone else besides Obama to be nominated, so one of their own can be elected. Except that if "anybody's" better than Obama, why don't they want to run against him? Nothing's more fascinating than a lame journalist interviewing an inane politician.

Progressiveinga November 30, 2010 at 12:21 pm

Egggzzzackly, CDG. If the Snufaluffagus asked her that, there wouldn't be this great theatre. We wouldn't get to wonder if this no-talent jobless grifter really would switch parties to vote for Hils and play that out in our little heads and watch as this theme gets played over and over for the next 23 1/2 hours. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I hate myself.

Eve8Apples November 30, 2010 at 11:52 am

Isn't there a little girl from Kansas willing to dump a bucket of water on that witch?

OkieDokieDog November 30, 2010 at 11:53 am

Reminds me of the days of "anybody but Bush".

Like Hillary doesn't have enough to do these days, some press corp person will be asking her what she thinks of O'Donnell's "endorsement".

DahBoner November 30, 2010 at 12:10 pm

Just add an A to that ABB and you got Swedish wuss rock…

Lascauxcaveman November 30, 2010 at 11:53 am

Enjoy her trying to latch onto Hillary Clinton to create the most frightening presidential ticket since Teddy Roosevelt and an estrous rhinoceros won the Progressive Party nomination in 1912.

The Cow-Moose party?

SophistFCD November 30, 2010 at 12:43 pm

The Bull Dyke party?

uncuntstitutional November 30, 2010 at 12:53 pm

the Bitch-Witch party

Bonzos_Bed_Time November 30, 2010 at 11:54 am

You know Bill's licking his chops for a Clinton/Xtine 2012 get together.

Beowoof November 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Bill is going to video the event for fapping material.

StillGoinGreen November 30, 2010 at 11:55 am

Or occupations – crazy cat lady is always open!

Monsieur_Grumpe November 30, 2010 at 11:57 am

Or dimensions.

JustPixelz November 30, 2010 at 11:56 am

"I'm not a switch."

DahBoner November 30, 2010 at 12:10 pm

Nor is she macking a cane.

arcane_allusion November 30, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Okay we did the nose.

But you do have a mole.

StillGoinGreen November 30, 2010 at 11:57 am

She's not leaking, just watering the shrubs.

magic_titty November 30, 2010 at 11:59 am

For a person who claims to not believe in masturbation or black magic, Christine O'Donnell seems to have no problem fingering an accused witch as a viable Presidential candidate in 2012.

GuyClinch November 30, 2010 at 12:01 pm

I just returned from spending 4 days in Delaware with my sane friend, whose insane, teabagger father (and O'Donnell voter) earnestly bet me $500 that before Election Day 2012, Obama will reveal–in unequivocal terms–that he is a Muslim. Asked why Obama would do this, he replied that "them goddam Saudis will make him do it."

Anyhow, how should I spend my forthcoming 500 clams?

awesome_dude November 30, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Buy a gift for a gay wedding.

MarionNYNY November 30, 2010 at 12:09 pm

I'm out of work and could really use some dough. Any chance of your giving out the geezer's address?

jim89048 November 30, 2010 at 12:15 pm

Buy Delaware?

genxr November 30, 2010 at 12:22 pm

I wouldn't take that bet. You know that sometime during the 2012 election some right wing blog is going to post "unequivocal proof" of Obama revealing his Muslim-ness. Do you really want to have that argument with him?

GuyClinch November 30, 2010 at 12:33 pm

I made him agree that it has to be a live address at a news conference, Oval Ofc address, or comments captured on film to the LSM. This was the first time I'd spent any length of time in the company of a teabagger, and it truly is an astonishing thing to sit around and drink with one of these guys for 4 days straight.

awesome_dude December 2, 2010 at 10:39 am

He drank with you, someone who is not a Real American, meaning by extension every other teabagger now considers him to not be a Real American. Head asplode?

StillGoinGreen November 30, 2010 at 12:23 pm

Buy chopsticks, lots of chopsticks.

Lascauxcaveman November 30, 2010 at 12:34 pm

I've made bets like this with guys like this. Somehow they all seem to be of Welsh descent.

LeAlbatross November 30, 2010 at 1:14 pm

It's hard being the only Derpmeister in the Village…

GOPCrusher November 30, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Agreed. Obviously, you took this man out of context. He probably really said that Obama will say the word "Muslim" and you just heard him wrong.

Rarian Rakista November 30, 2010 at 2:46 pm

I'm Welsh and do not subscribe to said theories, maybe its because I'm intellectually lazy but those conspiracies they talk about seem to take up a large portion of their daily thinking regiment, all that cortical juice I need for work and school.

uncuntstitutional November 30, 2010 at 12:55 pm

just make sure you spend it in tax-free DE

kenlayisalive November 30, 2010 at 1:34 pm

????
Profit!

Barbara_i November 30, 2010 at 9:52 pm

Buy DuPont stock?

SayItWithWookies November 30, 2010 at 12:02 pm

So Obama's the worst president in the world, and Hillary would be completely awesome, is that what she's saying? I'd love to ask her which policies Hillary would have that would be so different from President Obama's that would make all the difference. Of course that would probably require a giant hookah and a 1.5 liter bottle of wine to make any sense of her answer. Also she'd have to give her answer while sitting naked in a baby pool full of olive oil.

DaSandman November 30, 2010 at 12:05 pm

No honey, I'm sorry but no. You'd have to start taking much better care of your body hair before you could jump ship. Spend some of the millions the idiots gave you for the election on a ruthless European glam squad. And make sure to get some Vicodien because that waxing is gonna hurt like the dickens.

CapeClod November 30, 2010 at 12:07 pm

And the opinion of a massive failure who was shunned by her own party is important for what reason again?

slappypaddy November 30, 2010 at 1:00 pm

sex sells.

especially the republican kind.

Beowoof November 30, 2010 at 1:57 pm

They are just hoping they can find a breaking story where Christine got banged in a three way and she then discusses her new found love of blowing democrats. Can't think of any other reason to get her on the news.

DahBoner November 30, 2010 at 12:08 pm

What Cuntree is she from again?

Beowoof November 30, 2010 at 1:49 pm

She is from the Cuntree Club.

Radiotherapy November 30, 2010 at 12:09 pm

So this is what happens when you don't get a gig at Fox?

ttommyunger November 30, 2010 at 12:22 pm

The day is young, Radio.

SophistFCD November 30, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Not that young.

ttommyunger November 30, 2010 at 12:57 pm

I predict she will soon be on the Faux payroll. It's a perfect fit!

widestanceroman November 30, 2010 at 12:12 pm

This sounds like some kind of master bait-and-switch ploy that will fail to the amusement of everyone. Chrissy, just switch hands and don't tell us about it. 'k?

freakishlywrong November 30, 2010 at 12:14 pm

Irrelevant, loser fame whore is an irrelevant loser.

slappypaddy November 30, 2010 at 12:17 pm

not only does she not seem to have a clue about current events, she doesn't even seem to know what year it is (hint for xtine: it is not 2008).

and she doesn't seem to know that there is more than one primary is the preznential contest.

and she doesn't seem to understand that it would be very, very unlikely for a sitting sec'y of state to run against an incumbent preznint.

she and palin are neck-and-neck in the stupidity race, leaving the competition far behind.

Beowoof November 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm

I don't know Michelle seems to be holding her own. (Not in a sexual way).

hagajim November 30, 2010 at 12:19 pm

Why is ABC showing Christine O'Donnell taking a pee on the teevee with the headline "Leaking Nation" below? Is this just another attempt by the Lamestream Media to smear one of our Mama Grizzly darlings? Bastards!

horsedreamer_1 November 30, 2010 at 12:29 pm

Guccione lives!

Beowoof November 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Live demonstration of Trickle down economics.

donner_froh November 30, 2010 at 12:20 pm

"Leaking Nation" indeed. Christine is leaking her sweet luv juice thinking about Obama getting into her white house.

slithytovesss November 30, 2010 at 12:21 pm

And thus we probe the depths of Christine's political vision.

Rosie_Scenario November 30, 2010 at 12:21 pm

Currying favor with the PUMAs.

fuflans November 30, 2010 at 12:23 pm

so lemme recap: kinda middle of the road politics, got a few major bills passed, cut some taxes, treading a moderate line on the world stage with moderate success, working on that arab-israeli peace at an early date, trying to contain iran / limit nuclear weapons, mopping up our wars of misadventure, talking about deficit reduction in a rational way…

where is this terrible-ness of the o'bama administration?

oh, wait right: that black man is taking away our trans fats.

ttommyunger November 30, 2010 at 12:26 pm

So the Anti-Fapper-in-Chief is now expounding on future Presidential Strategy at the Party Level? Did this interview come before or after the one where she describes the Baby Jeebus riding a Dinosaur into battle against the evil Climate Change Scientists?

jim89048 November 30, 2010 at 12:33 pm

Palin/Sasquatch 2012!

Fare la Volpe November 30, 2010 at 12:36 pm

Now that is the face of someone enjoying a shiny new buttplug. Believe me.

Wadisay November 30, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Frankly, if she could broker a deal where the Democrat (as Obama will soon be referring to it) Party would sell its soul to the devil in exchange for power and influence, I might just go for it.

mookwrthwilson November 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm

Now which of Hillary's reasonably liberal positions does young Christine like the most???

Beowoof November 30, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Scissoring.

chascates November 30, 2010 at 1:30 pm

If she ends up on the talk shows as often as John McCain now that she's lost I'm going to switch parties and join the Taliban.

Worthly Wokette Skum November 30, 2010 at 1:56 pm

… since Teddy Roosevelt and an estrous rhinoceros won the Progressive Party nomination in 1912 …

… thus inspiring John McCain, some 96 years later …

doxastic November 30, 2010 at 2:21 pm

BREAKING: Christine O'Donnell would prefer any white person to Barack Obama!

PublicLuxury November 30, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Grooming is important in a presidential election. Shave that Bush! Wax that Bush. Mow that Bush. The US likes their Bushes trimmed and stupid. I'm sure she has a shot. Jebby/Xtine 2112. (they need some time to get their platform together)

Plowmon November 30, 2010 at 2:31 pm

I wonder if she has sideburns in a bikini?

Tobacky November 30, 2010 at 4:08 pm

Before Obama win Repubs: OMGAWD Hill is the most liberal witch that has ever liberalled. She is a commie red commie pants and a dyke witch to boot,. Once Obama won: Hill is a reasoned moderate who should have won and anyone is better than Obama really.

If I didn't know better, I would think that this is all cynical opportunistic politics here.

HistoriCat December 2, 2010 at 2:41 pm

Republicans DO NOT engage in cynical opportunistic politics! I have the vapors just contemplating such an odious thing. Oh my heavens!

JackObin November 30, 2010 at 6:40 pm

Remember the days when politics attracted intelligent humans? Now it's one endless Jerry Lewis telethon.

BarackMyWorld November 30, 2010 at 6:45 pm

“I would love to see her take out Obama in the primary."

Christine O'Donnell also thinks the Rangers would beat the Giants if they played each other in the World Series.

transfatz December 1, 2010 at 6:15 am

I think Christine meant that she would be changing her panties in 2012

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