WHAT IS THIS?  1:41 pm November 29, 2010

Robert Gibbs Now Reduced To Doing iChats With Random People

by Ken Layne

Robert, you've got a call on Skype.Okay, everybody despises the utterly useless “look at me!” transcriptionists who make up the White House Press Corps. But did the White House really need the drastic drop in dignity from the press room lectern to some crappy webcam on Robert Gibbs’ laptop? Also, why does his HAIR LOOK SO WEIRD? (Ha ha, there is a shallow WHCA-style comment if we ever saw one!) Anyway, now you too can have White House press credentials just like that gay prostitute Marine guy, what was his name? Jeff Gannon! Let’s all be Jeff Gannon now, from the tawdry comfort of our foreclosed homes.

The question is apparently about this Wikileaks thing, which is a website somewhere that totally destroyed America and its allies over the weekend, by posting some crap on a website. Never forget! [YouTube]

 
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{ 29 comments }

slappypaddy November 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm

fail. fail fail fail. the new motto of the obama administration.

the_onceler November 29, 2010 at 9:07 pm

are you sure that he's not playing 10 dimensional chess?

kenlayisalive November 29, 2010 at 9:43 pm

Well, we can all contemplate how great he was when we are all transferred to Alaskan prison camps in 2013.

Negropolis November 30, 2010 at 12:18 am

Gulag's are for pussies. Sarah Palin's Wilderness Reeducation Centers of Alaska will be extreme/hardcore to the max.

kenlayisalive November 30, 2010 at 1:58 am

We will civilize ANWAR, only to pollute it's most natural polar bears.

MARCdMan November 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm

I bet Jeff Gannon knows all about webcams.

el_donaldo November 29, 2010 at 1:49 pm

Gibbs is doing chatroulette? Keep those pants on man. Nobody wants to see that.

horsedreamer_1 November 29, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Cum see Sexy Southerner Robert Gibbs on CamWithHim.com.

Crank_Tango November 29, 2010 at 1:51 pm

Tits or GTFO.

horsedreamer_1 November 29, 2010 at 2:05 pm

That's extra.

charlesdegoal November 29, 2010 at 1:57 pm

What do you expect? His pay's been frozen.

donner_froh November 29, 2010 at 1:58 pm

In the still from the video it looks like Gibbs is about to strangle the laptop because he has to humiliate himself even more than usual.

weejee November 29, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Gibbs' last answer was just lip service er had us in stitches was what just killed Leslie Nielsen.

MistaEko November 29, 2010 at 2:00 pm

3 minute long video with funny reddish haired man, yet no interrupting 80s pop tune. I am disappoint.

Heq November 29, 2010 at 2:02 pm

I am currently sitting and weeping, knowing that this is only the tip of the iceberg. Don't worry though, after they sack him it's only a hop skip and a jump to press secretary Meg McCain.

Still better then Dana Perino.

ph7 November 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Nero didn't have wifi.

elviouslyqueer November 29, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Judging from the length of Gibbsy's tie, he's either prepping for some hot autoerotic asphyxiation action, or he's getting ready to hang himself after telling the American public that no, for the 90th time, Barry is NOT a Muslim.

DahBoner November 29, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Foreclosed homes ain't very comfy after you finish ripping all the copper wire out of the walls, crowbarring out all the sinks and applicances and pouring concrete down all the toilets and drains.

Progressiveinga November 29, 2010 at 2:12 pm

Zip up your pants and wipe off your keyboard, Bobby! You'd never catch Salinger of Fitzwater doing that…..Gross!

V572625694 November 29, 2010 at 2:34 pm

But you could retroactively wish Perino had.

DoktorZoom November 29, 2010 at 2:22 pm

(Insert teleprompter joke here)

SexySmurf November 29, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Play him out, Keyboard Cat.

PublicLuxury November 29, 2010 at 3:08 pm

That isn't his office! It is way too neat and organized to be his office. He's in a sucky showy conference room or the men's piss hole for chissake.

Sgt_Biyatch November 29, 2010 at 3:14 pm

This was pretty poorly done, but even worse was that Gibbs wasn't wearing anything below the waist and was forced to answer questions on chatroullette while gently pleasuring himself.

mereoblivion November 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm

Why gently, particularly? (Is there something I don't know? (I doubt it, sir, I doubt it.))

Sgt_Biyatch November 29, 2010 at 3:24 pm

I don't think Gibbs would be "excited" to perform such a task. I imagine he'd be sporting a raging semi.

mereoblivion November 29, 2010 at 4:17 pm

Eww. All too easy to picture.

mereoblivion November 29, 2010 at 3:17 pm

Yeah, Beverly Hillbillies 90210.

kenlayisalive November 29, 2010 at 9:47 pm

It's just like FDR's fireside chats … except that it is given by a pudgy doofus you long ago lost all respect for and it gets 196 youTube views.

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