But how about 'JesusfamilyfriendsAmericaandthefreedom'? Catchy.
“xceptionalNation” has a nice ring to it! We were getting sick of “United States of America.” Also, it’s how the Pilgrims would have branded us. Had they known about skateboards. [Twitter]

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