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SHOCKING Japanese TSA Video Exposes Moon-Groping Conspiracy

A brave iReporter in the land of Rapelay uploaded this shocking TSA grope video from one of their teevee comedy shows, which is basically SNL but funnier because it’s in moon-language and Tim Meadows is nowhere in sight. It’s a great distraction from preparing your fresh vending machine crabs for your Thanksgiving Cherry Blossom Hello-Kitty Festival.


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Benjamin Frisch is a comic book artist, and sometimes journalist currently habituating somewhere on the elitist liberal east coast of the United States. His published works include a short lived, but beloved cross-dressing comic strip entitled Maurice Antoinette and some other stuff not worth mentioning. As a journalist, Benjamin somehow contributed to National Public Radio, with his story At the Concert Hall, a Symphony for Space Invaders. Benjamin is currently delaying adulthood as a graduate student, and plans to remain one forever. He can be twittered at

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  1. SorosBot

    The Japanese know that unwanted groping should be confined to crowded trains by fellow passengers, not spread to the airports.

    1. GOPCrusher

      Except, I don't understand why they pixelate genitalia. Or maybe, they don't do that anymore, it's been a while since I've seen Japanese porn.

    2. Guppy06

      On the contrary, everybody knows trains are communist. Airport groping, conducted at airports we drive our SUVs to and fly on private airlines between, is truly the only properly American solution.

  2. JustPixelz

    plus she'd have a few tattoos, probably written in Japanese, saying "I swallow" or similar endearment — at least that's what I think those Japanese tattoos on women say.

  3. Monsieur_Grumpe

    You know it's funny because it has a laugh track although I couldn't understand what they were laughing.

  4. aisai

    Normally I'd be aprehensive about watching a girl being stripped and groped by an old man over my lunchbreak in my crowded office; but I work in Japan, so its mandatory viewing

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