THE TERRORISTS WON  12:54 pm November 24, 2010

SHOCKING Japanese TSA Video Exposes Moon-Groping Conspiracy

by Benjamin Frisch

A brave iReporter in the land of Rapelay uploaded this shocking TSA grope video from one of their teevee comedy shows, which is basically SNL but funnier because it’s in moon-language and Tim Meadows is nowhere in sight. It’s a great distraction from preparing your fresh vending machine crabs for your Thanksgiving Cherry Blossom Hello-Kitty Festival.


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SorosBot November 24, 2010 at 1:07 pm

The Japanese know that unwanted groping should be confined to crowded trains by fellow passengers, not spread to the airports.

MARCdMan November 24, 2010 at 1:16 pm

For real, they have groping down to a science.

SmutBoffin November 24, 2010 at 1:18 pm

Japanese perverts make us all look prim and Victorian in comparison.

GOPCrusher November 24, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Except, I don't understand why they pixelate genitalia. Or maybe, they don't do that anymore, it's been a while since I've seen Japanese porn.

zhubajie November 29, 2010 at 5:15 am

Makes it seem dirtier!

Guppy06 November 24, 2010 at 3:43 pm

On the contrary, everybody knows trains are communist. Airport groping, conducted at airports we drive our SUVs to and fly on private airlines between, is truly the only properly American solution.

Billmatic November 24, 2010 at 1:15 pm

Oh yeaaaaaah. I really needed that on lunch break.

SexySmurf November 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm

Needs more bukkake.

Fred_Wertham_Jr November 24, 2010 at 8:15 pm

I'm sure someone's working on it.

nounverb911 November 24, 2010 at 1:50 pm

My wife translated this for me, turns out the old "guard" is an impostor.

JustPixelz November 24, 2010 at 1:59 pm

In the USA all the TSA guys are impersonating a guard.

JustPixelz November 24, 2010 at 1:59 pm

Those Moon People need to take longer lunch breaks if they want to reach the orange NSFW level.

JustPixelz November 24, 2010 at 2:02 pm

plus she'd have a few tattoos, probably written in Japanese, saying "I swallow" or similar endearment — at least that's what I think those Japanese tattoos on women say.

GOPCrusher November 24, 2010 at 3:28 pm

Or wearing sweatpants with the word "Juicy" on the ass.

LetUsBray November 24, 2010 at 9:44 pm

With the "i" wedged into the ass crack.

MiniMencken November 24, 2010 at 2:02 pm

What, no shibari in this hentai? That's so otaku! I go practice senzuri now…

GOPCrusher November 24, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Where's the tentacles?

DashboardBuddha November 24, 2010 at 5:43 pm

They save those for the body cavity searches

LionelHutzEsq November 24, 2010 at 2:59 pm

I'm sorry, but I only watch Japanese porn if the women have big round eyes and are animated.

Monsieur_Grumpe November 24, 2010 at 3:27 pm

You know it's funny because it has a laugh track although I couldn't understand what they were laughing.

chascates November 24, 2010 at 4:22 pm

Girl should be dressed in a tight school uniform.

aisai November 24, 2010 at 11:13 pm

Normally I'd be aprehensive about watching a girl being stripped and groped by an old man over my lunchbreak in my crowded office; but I work in Japan, so its mandatory viewing

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