A brave iReporter in the land of Rapelay uploaded this shocking TSA grope video from one of their teevee comedy shows, which is basically SNL but funnier because it’s in moon-language and Tim Meadows is nowhere in sight. It’s a great distraction from preparing your fresh vending machine crabs for your Thanksgiving Cherry Blossom Hello-Kitty Festival.
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The Japanese know that unwanted groping should be confined to crowded trains by fellow passengers, not spread to the airports.
For real, they have groping down to a science.
Japanese perverts make us all look prim and Victorian in comparison.
Except, I don't understand why they pixelate genitalia. Or maybe, they don't do that anymore, it's been a while since I've seen Japanese porn.
Makes it seem dirtier!
On the contrary, everybody knows trains are communist. Airport groping, conducted at airports we drive our SUVs to and fly on private airlines between, is truly the only properly American solution.
Oh yeaaaaaah. I really needed that on lunch break.
Needs more bukkake.
I'm sure someone's working on it.
My wife translated this for me, turns out the old "guard" is an impostor.
In the USA all the TSA guys are impersonating a guard.
Those Moon People need to take longer lunch breaks if they want to reach the orange NSFW level.
plus she'd have a few tattoos, probably written in Japanese, saying "I swallow" or similar endearment — at least that's what I think those Japanese tattoos on women say.
Or wearing sweatpants with the word "Juicy" on the ass.
With the "i" wedged into the ass crack.
What, no shibari in this hentai? That's so otaku! I go practice senzuri now…
Where's the tentacles?
They save those for the body cavity searches
I'm sorry, but I only watch Japanese porn if the women have big round eyes and are animated.
You know it's funny because it has a laugh track although I couldn't understand what they were laughing.
Girl should be dressed in a tight school uniform.
Normally I'd be aprehensive about watching a girl being stripped and groped by an old man over my lunchbreak in my crowded office; but I work in Japan, so its mandatory viewing
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