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A brave iReporter in the land of Rapelay uploaded this shocking TSA grope video from one of their teevee comedy shows, which is basically SNL but funnier because it’s in moon-language and Tim Meadows is nowhere in sight. It’s a great distraction from preparing your fresh vending machine crabs for your Thanksgiving Cherry Blossom Hello-Kitty Festival.


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  • SorosBot

    The Japanese know that unwanted groping should be confined to crowded trains by fellow passengers, not spread to the airports.

    • MARCdMan

      For real, they have groping down to a science.

      • SmutBoffin

        Japanese perverts make us all look prim and Victorian in comparison.

    • GOPCrusher

      Except, I don't understand why they pixelate genitalia. Or maybe, they don't do that anymore, it's been a while since I've seen Japanese porn.

      • zhubajie

        Makes it seem dirtier!

    • Guppy06

      On the contrary, everybody knows trains are communist. Airport groping, conducted at airports we drive our SUVs to and fly on private airlines between, is truly the only properly American solution.

  • Billmatic

    Oh yeaaaaaah. I really needed that on lunch break.

  • SexySmurf

    Needs more bukkake.

    • Fred_Wertham_Jr

      I'm sure someone's working on it.

  • nounverb911

    My wife translated this for me, turns out the old "guard" is an impostor.

    • JustPixelz

      In the USA all the TSA guys are impersonating a guard.

  • JustPixelz

    Those Moon People need to take longer lunch breaks if they want to reach the orange NSFW level.

  • JustPixelz

    plus she'd have a few tattoos, probably written in Japanese, saying "I swallow" or similar endearment — at least that's what I think those Japanese tattoos on women say.

    • GOPCrusher

      Or wearing sweatpants with the word "Juicy" on the ass.

      • LetUsBray

        With the "i" wedged into the ass crack.

  • MiniMencken

    What, no shibari in this hentai? That's so otaku! I go practice senzuri now…

  • GOPCrusher

    Where's the tentacles?

    • DashboardBuddha

      They save those for the body cavity searches

  • LionelHutzEsq

    I'm sorry, but I only watch Japanese porn if the women have big round eyes and are animated.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    You know it's funny because it has a laugh track although I couldn't understand what they were laughing.

  • chascates

    Girl should be dressed in a tight school uniform.

  • aisai

    Normally I'd be aprehensive about watching a girl being stripped and groped by an old man over my lunchbreak in my crowded office; but I work in Japan, so its mandatory viewing

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