So what happens if you actually make K-Lo’s super-gross anus-burger Turkey recipe? This, apparently.
BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? And why did we find it by searching for “Obama Turkey Pardon,” answer that?
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Let it go, Barry. Just accept the fact that when Bollywood calls the White House, it won't be for you.
The ironing board in the dining room is a nice touch, I am sure FLOTUS makes sure Barry does his shirts all nice and stuff.
Those jazz hands have never touched an iron. Well, maybe a 9 iron.
Sweet baby jar fetus!
I made the mistake of watching that kitty pr0n with my cats in the room!
Barry's moves a little better since he came back from India. He must have went over there to take some dance lessons to get his cool on. FLOTUS should put that table cloth on the table not on the back of a chair. Yeesh, you'd a thought a FLOTUS would know that.
America has too many cats, anyway. Is that Nortec Collective? God, I hope not.
too many morans. also.
Next year, stuff the turkey with a dead cat? With a dead rat inside it?
Turcatat?
I have yet to go to a donkey show, but I assume Nor-tec is the in-house soundtrack.
(I actually really do enjoy the first Tijuana Sessions disc.)
Ew! Someone (Jonah?) certainly made sure that bird's, um, cavity, was gaping wide enough to get their whole sausage-fingered ham-fist into.
Ken where did you find this video, the RNC web site?
RNC Porn site!
You have to be a top-tier donor to get into that site.
Thank god, I was worried you were going to show us K-Lo's pussy.
Even Wonkette has humane standards. Even if J-Dough posted a tryst in livid (vs. living) color, Ken and the gang would merely link with ample warning. They don't want to scar us permanently unless we want to be.
Whoa! Hey! You just killed thanksgiving — I don't see myself eating again for a month or two after that. Teh pron may also be dead to me too. Also.
At least the cats aren't brainwashed family member wingtards spouting stuff like "free markets" and "liberals are stupid" and "OTP Obama" and "Palin", etc.
No cats are egalitarian, and they will ignore any and all for food.
Liibertarians, really. And they're pro-hunting. If they could shoot sparrows with guns, they would.
Libertarian is a better fit. We had a hard core ratter who would bring home treats for us, sometimes not quite passed so my wife or I could learn how to properly dispatch them and have some fun. This is close to downtown in C'Addle, so fairly urban, but she'd even go out to show the raccoons what for.
Except for a few special ones, they're apolitical mecenaries.
Neilist’s cats are probably named Blackwater and Xe.
How come that owl creature got all mad at me when I posted my fake Obama rap music video? So you guys DO have a sense of humor.
No doubt your shriveled pee score is solely the result of an "owl creature" who just doesn't get your unique sense of humor. Maybe you could audition as a "humor" blogger at WaPo.
at a guess because you weren't funny?
Because "TeaTards" and "sense of humor" are mutally exclusive?
That is the creepiest fuckin' user name ever. Well done you!
Finally somebody appreciates my work. Warm bit-o-honey for everyone!
To qoute the all high Alton Brown – Stuffing is Evil! And that video proves it.
With K-Lo & the TSA there is far more stuffing going on this Thanksgiving than there are roasted turkey anuses. OBL said he was going to make us stuff it, and sweet baby fetus jar we has, er we are, or we whatever, also, too.
nice line Crank_Tango and best Holiday wishes to all from the frozen slopes of Mt. C'Addle.
i can't believe i watched the whole thing.
I kept waiting for the cats to attack and rip the throat out of the cook or something.
one can always hope…
Every time Teh Wonkett posts a video and I watch it, a little piece of my soul dies forever.
I read the comments before I dare start the video and 90% of the time y'all talk me out of it. My teabagger depression has left me with so few working braincells, I hate to waste them on animal videos, and that includes the Palins.
Soon you'll have less than Cheney, you poor fucker.
No, Discosean, I will not subscribe.
I'm starting to think that we're just not ready for the internet. Just because you can put something on YouTube doesn't mean you should, America!
When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And Kathryn Jean Lopez comes out to feed you her Whitecastle stuffed turkey
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier
:::Sniff of distain:::
A siamese cat would have thrown that tasteless turkey against the wall; clawed the living shit out of the cook; stolen his car keys; and driven off with his girlfriend.
Trust me on this one, okay? I've been owed by a couple of those Slant-Eyed, Black-faced, Liberal Commie Pink SKUM little oriental bastards.
P.S. Sorry about the black-faced comment, Negropolis. Nothing personal.
Oh god don't make me click again
Jesus. H. Christ. That's 6:37 of my middle-aged life that is lost for fucking ever. Mr. Layne, you have neither shame nor pity. A cat video leading into a fake Obama video. Even this atheist is ready to welcome the fucking rapture at this rate.
But it's really GOOD distain!
well save me a bump if you can.
Alternate headline: "Graphic video shows why everyone would be vegetarian if slaughterhouses had glass walls."
The heavily selective editing of that cat video would make even Brietbart cringe.
Fail.
I had a cat that drew fucking blood the first few times I offered him Pounce.
PounceMeth–it's a helluva drug.Eventually one of those Christian professionally-outraged people will point out how feminine our nation has become by pardoning turkeys instead of chopping their heads off and gnawing on the sweet, tasty goo that comes flying out.
My dogs are sickened by this vile video. You will pay for this outrage!
If you want you could try a snort of derision
Orange tabbies have better personalities than some people I've met (and some orange people that I haven't). I'd actually vote for one for elected office – probably statewide, though, I wouldn't want some goddamn inexperienced orange cat telling me what to do with my life on a national level.
I like how they have intimidated the Siamese to the extent that he will not take any food off the plate.
I like cats. In fact, I like cats better than people. (Likes dogs too. Plus dolphins…and oh yeah, elephants rock. Lions and tigers are cool too, but I prefer to admire them from a safe distance.) Hyenas are nasty though…plus they remind me of teabaggers.
Those cats will be listening to the same song when they eat their sad, lonely person after she dies.
I am not kidding: my cat came racing (and he is a major load, so "racing" is relative) into the room when the cat video started. Maybe this is cat-luring music?
kitty mittens ~
out of their minds
for home cooking
That second video was the most pointless thing ever. My normally comatose cat managed to flatten himself out even more and begin snoring while that played.
That's an awful thought: well armed cats. Those won't be clean kills.
More like "She Who Must Be Obeyed."
And Blackwater and Xe are a bit too gay for me. Must be the Navy tie-in.
"In the Navyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy . . . . "
Ours are Sam 'n Ella
Four cats, eh? "Y," "M," "C," and "A."
Yes, that sounds like cats I've known.
Visit the Harbin Tiger Park, sometime. Pay a little extra and you can watch them be fed live cows and chickens.
"Wet work," as they say in the movies.
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