ImportantNational Review Onlinepundit Kathryn Jean Lopez only really gets excited twice a year: When she makes up another excuse to get people to send her a bunch of porn, and when Thanksgiving comes around so she can post a Real American recipe involvingtensmashed-up anus burgers stuck up the body cavity of some factory farm turkey.
The recipe is basically this: Tear up 10 entire White Castle hamburgers,pickles and* hamburger rolls and all, and stuff 'em up a dead turkey's asshole. Later, eat the entire disgusting thing along with any other food or non-food items in your path. Belch, wipe your hands on your sweatpants, turn on the 'puter and see if any NRO readers have sent some porn so you can masturbate/cry to it, the end. [ The Corner ]
* It is noted in the comments that the recipe actually calls for theremovalof the pickle slices, because why not be pointlessly picky when you're grinding up fast-food meat pucks and stuffing them in poultry?
White Castle? This is White Trash Turducken.
That sign is an obvious fake.
Regular for less than $2.50 a gallon? Where - Saudi?