If you can figure out how to order a pizza and then get the pizza out of the box and into your gut, then you’ve got all the mental skills necessary to be a TSA groper and iPhone thief:
Our former sister site Consumerist writes:
The ad, touting a “career where x-ray vision and federal benefits come standard,” is for TSA security officers at Washington-Dulles International and Reagan National Airports and is apparently popping up on pizza boxes around our nation’s capital.
Lots of hilarious/sad pictures over at Federal News Radio.
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The bomb-under-panniculus theory strengthens.
As a penile-American, I prefer to envision Katydid's bomb-under-boob theory before my plane becomes a screaming silver death machine.
So this "panniculus" is a delicious new kind of pan pizza? I'm so confused.
Ken, is a Google search on "TSA idiots" your default browser start page? Please stop it. The polls have spoken, Amurricans love their gropes (until they have to have one) and airport security should be determined by a popular vote, the same way current service members should vote on DADT. Deal with it.
Nope.
Forgot to add another triumph of democracy, DWTS. You got to hand it to the Athenians:Â they invented both democracy (DWTS) and the philosopher-king (GWB).
"X-Ray vision comes standard." Great, so now they're advertising the plane passenger porno pics to potential pat-down perverts.
It's not just an intrusive search tool, it's also good for recruiting!
Huh. All my pizza boxes just come with ads looking for medical trial volunteers.
Nice alliteration, also.
Sadly, I will not be able to apply for these openings as anytime I order Domino's I'm too occupied getting aroused. Long story.
That is a truly disgusting thing to share; I mean, Domino's tastes like wet cardboard with plastic on top.
Unless you get the deep-dish, in which case it tastes like a tub of melted plastic. What's their number again?
And let's not forget: every Domino's pizza you buy is a small contribution towards blowing up birth control clinic.
I had forgotten about the Operation Rescue thing; I would boycott them over it, but have no desire to eat that horrible shit anyway. Same issue Coors, which tastes like piss so even without their politics I'd never drink it.
And another brick in Tom Monaghan's paradise:
The Bang Bus will still find a way to service the town.
In fact, as I write this, the operator is interviewing residents of the former German Democratic Republic with expertise in shepherding human cargo to the West.
Another reason to wear crappy clothes while flying–the TSA screeners will have grease and tomato sauce on their hands when they molest you.
This also means terrorists can distract them with pizza.
What this means is that even Domino's isn't afraid that looking at TSA recruiting ads all day will lure their workers away.
The Return of the Niod.
this is a great way to reach not only pizza-eaters, but also anybody who might be rooting around in various trash receptacles
We've come a long way since the government hired people to paint murals and renovate Central Park, that's for sure.
Is the TSA now the new X-Ray Specs? Are these ads already featured at the back of comic books?
So when the TSA guy said he wanted to give me his red hot 13-incher he was just talking about pizza
I think it was his big 10-inch record of a bad that plays the blues.
The sad thing is most current TSA employees would be hard pressed to order a pizza or use the Internet correctly.
"…former sister site…
I'm new here. Did the "former sister site" get a sex-change & is now "brother site"? Or DNA test came back proving switched at birth? Is the sister really the mother? Help!
You have no proof these people actually eat the pizza.
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