TSA Help Wanted Ads Printed On Pizza Boxes
If you can figure out how to order a pizza and then get the pizza out of the box and into your gut, then you've got all the mental skills necessary to be a TSA groper and iPhone thief:
Our former sister site Consumerist writes:
The ad, touting a "career where x-ray vision and federal benefits come standard," is for TSA security officers at Washington-Dulles International and Reagan National Airports and is apparently popping up on pizza boxes around our nation's capital.
The bomb-under-panniculus theory strengthens.
They're overlooking their core target audience of sex offenders living in halfway houses.